The first FLOTUS ticket? Oh, hell no.

Reminder: It’s totally not a cult.

https://twitter.com/CPatrickDood/status/449218734696042496/

We’re not sure we feel safe with these drivers on the road. And frighteningly, they’ve been tooling around with these “Hillary Clinton/Michelle Obama 2016” stickers for a while. Shudder.

  • pinupartist

    Better to drive with a Massachusetts (or NY, or CA, or any blue state) license plate & be thought a fool than to have a hillary or stompy bumper sticker & remove all doubt.

    EDIT: The only consolation is, at least they seem to realize that Stompy can’t be Ruler for Life, so that’s something, I guess…..(although his destructive policies will suck for a long time after he’s gone :(

    • Marcy Cook

      Looks like the plan is that stompy WILL rule for life…..hence Michelle as VP….then Michelle as president…by then the president for life will be passed on to stompy foot again. It’s a plan Stan. They will never leave…just like the Clintons.

      • KenH

        Flaw in that plan is you have to be above room temperature for it to work….

        • Bill Ham

          you don’t have to be above room temperature to vote

      • bungopony

        I have a T-shirt that,er,commemorates,”An evening with Clay Aitken”…

        • deareg

          I hope you’re referring to a concert and not a personal experience! No matter which way you swing!….DG.

    • frgough

      Yeah, like Michelle isn’t running things now. Barack is the archetypical hen-pecked husband.

      • Jay Stevens

        I don’t know. I think Valerie Jarret is running things.

    • Pat Clarke

      “Stompy”. I love it!

    • agingcynic

      Surprised no one wants to run Bo.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    This would still apply.

  • Super Marsupial

    The westboro baptists are a less dangerous cult

    • model1911

      So is the muslim brotherhood.

      • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

        So are Queen Bey fans…

    • pinkelephant22

      Very true. At least it was a tiny group of idiots primarily kept inside the crazy family’s bloodline.

  • Ghee!

    A collision of that much feminine ego on one ticket would be apocalyptic. I would love to see it just to watch it go down in flames before it got to the primary.

  • © Sponge

    Because America isn’t f#$ked into the ground ENOUGH…….Cliton/Owebama

  • Hank_Scorpio

    Further proof that there needs to be an IQ test to be able to vote…..

    • $18912735

      And a positive tax paying requirement.

      • Hank_Scorpio

        And a friggin ID…..

        • Fire and Adjust!

          and a pulse

          • [email protected]

            and be a citizen

          • http://batman-news.com Sylvatica

            Has Frank got a pulse?

      • Virginia Watkins

        Unless a person has absolutely no income (exclude welfare for this purpose), no assets, and never makes a purchase; almost everyone pays taxes of one type or another.

        • $18912735

          Sure, sales tax and other p.o.s. type taxes. Which you report to the government at an individual level how, exactly?

          Net contributors to the public coffers should get a vote, net takers should sit on thier hands at election time. Time we let the adults run the country for a change, and let those who are funding the government decide what the government does with the money they receive. Don’t like it? Become a net contributor.

          You needn’t worry, though Virginia. It won’t ever happen. The takers are fully ensconced in the system and enjoy the right to dictate equally with the producers as far as how the money the the producers provide is spent. Thus the reason the US is on an unstoppable downhill slide to bankruptcy and, inevitably, collapse.

          • MrSnuggles2k2

            It would be as if your children were allowed equal say in how the families finances are run. It’d be exactly like that.

          • Dad On Disney

            Thumos – I completely agree with your assessment of the producers and non-producers. We give give give with no end in sight.

            The problem is this little document called the Constitution.

            Paying taxes is not a requirement to have the right to vote. In fact Amendment 24 of the Constitution prevents the right from being “denied or abridged by the United States or any State” if someone has NOT paid their taxes. So to have a tax paying requirement, the Constitution would have to be amended. Good luck with that.

            Being a US citizen is a requirement, therefore ID checks should be enforced as a means to verify someone’s citizen status. See Amendments 14, 15, 19, 24, 26

          • $18912735

            I’m fully aware that my idea is not in alignment with the Constitution. I also have zero expectation that it will ever be amended in such a direction. I frankly think we are entering the death throes of the nation.

            “When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.” – Benjamin Franklin

          • Virginia Watkins

            The point I was making is that most people pay some type of taxes, so therefore the argument of one must pay taxes in order to vote is not a valid argument. If it is applied only to income taxes, a lot of uber rich people are going to be pissed. The only appropriate way to determine a right to vote is by proof of Identity and citizenship.

            There is no remedy for the under-informed people other than to inform them. The Takers rarely change and will do almost anything to stay entrenched in a system that gives them something for nothing (hence the 49% Romney was speaking of).

            So the only thing to do is change the system. I have a few hundred ideas on that. First we have to get the right people in government who believe you reap what you sow..

          • BC1842

            “Dictate EQUALLY with the producers”? When they’re voting >2x in each election, and/or when politicians care far more about how they can buy votes by giving away the producers’ money which they confiscated in income, estate, and other taxes, then in spending that money responsibly (or not confiscating it in the first place)? Surely you jest, although I agree with the rest of your post.

          • BudClark

            I’m a “taker.”

            I was a “maker” from age 14 to age 59, when I had a debilitating heart attack and a stroke. I am confined to an electric wheelchair. I require an aide 24/7.

            If it WEREN’T for Social Security and Medicare / Medi-Cal (which I PAID FOR), I’d be dead.

            So would a lot of those people who got to sign up for the Affordable Health Care Act … my son, for instance.

            Every time a child dies from lack of shelter, food, clothing, etc., a Republican goes to the Circle of Hell with the boiling equine excrement.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            “Every time a child dies from lack of shelter, food, clothing, etc., a Republican Democrat goes to the Circle of Hell with the boiling equine excrement.”
            Given that it’s actions by the DEMS that take money for shelter, food, clothing and healthcare from the pockets of us all, I took the liberty of fixing your typo.
            You’re welcome.

          • RedSoloCup

            Nice sob story… we aren’t buying it

        • jules

          And then gets an EIC or CTC credit at the end of the year that wipes that out…Let’s put in a fair tax so that multi-millionaires who can afford crafty CPAs pay their fair share as well as people who live off others, instead of placing the burden on the middle class.

          • Virginia Watkins

            I think a straight 3% income tax would work very well.

          • Getserious!

            But then all the rich liberals and politicians might have to pay! And all the illegals couldn’t get their huge EIC payouts–and might not vote democrat…

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Tax cuts shift the burden from the lower/middle class to the rich.
            At the 70% rate in 1980, the top 1 percent paid $47 billion
            in taxes. Now, at 35% they pay more than 400 billion. After Reagan cut taxes in 1981, the top 1% tax payments went from about 50 billion in 1981 to over 110 billion in 1988. After the 86 tax cut, the rich went from paying 76 billion to 146 billion by 1993.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          A perfect democracy, a ‘warm body’ democracy in which every adult may vote and all votes count equally, has no internal feedback for self-correction. It depends solely on the wisdom and self-restraint of citizens… which is opposed by the folly and lack of self-restraint of other citizens.

          What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it… which for the majority translates as ‘Bread and Circuses.’

          ‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state.

          For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader – the barbarians enter Rome. – Jubal Harshaw, as written by Robert Heinlein

          • Virginia Watkins

            I don’t disagree with you on how some of our citizens think/act. I was merely saying that we can’t pick and choose who can and cannot vote based on taxes paid. All citizens have the same rights, so if we start putting conditions on our rights are we not then a dictatorship?.

            I would like to thank you all for responding to my post, I usually get called names. I take our rights very seriously.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            I *do* understand your point about taxes; I don’t necessarily agree with it, and here’s another quote to illustrate why:

            “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” – George Bernard Shaw

            …which feeds right back to the ‘bread and circuses’ quote above, as well as the quote by Ben Franklin.

          • Virginia Watkins

            Exactly. The government should not rob Peter in the first place. However, does Peter have the right to strip Paul of his rights (welfare checks, free phones etc are not rights), while trying to reign in the government?

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So, letting Paul vote to have gov’t rob Peter is ok?

          • Virginia Watkins

            If they have the majority vote, yes. So then Peter has the patriotic duty to rally against the current government to change the practices of the current government up to and including replacing it to.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            And yet, we make judges recuse themselves from cases where there may be a conflict of interest – why should we not do the same regarding voting to prevent the same conflict of interest issue?

          • Virginia Watkins

            Judges are appointed or elected to interpret law specifically to one case at a time. Voters elect one person who best represents their opinion/belief on a multitude of issues. To recuse oneself from voting because of a real or possible conflict of interest has the potential to make no one eligible to vote except the person running for office. That would cause one vote for each candidate in each election.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            There is a diffuse conflict of interest issue for Peter and a *direct* conflict of interest issue for Paul, since he stands to profit from Peter being robbed. Cui bono?

          • Virginia Watkins

            Bottom line is if there are not enough Peters to reign in the government, Paul will continue to get paid until a complete collapse of the country.

            I honestly believe everyone should be responsible for their self and responsible for their actions.

            I also believe in our constitution and rights. I may not like what another does to exploit these rights, but they must be applied evenly or not at all.

            Thanks for the good conversation Mike. Well wishes and hope to chat again.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Have a good night

        • Mark

          What about long term unemployed people who would rather cut their own throats than to vote for a democrat/liberal/communist?

          • Karen Gary Thomas

            I don’t understand the term “long term unemployed” . if we have to let 10000000 illeagles into this country to do the jobs the u s people wont then why aren’t these long term unemployed doing this work?. to proud to work at something not in line with their degree would be my guess. gary

          • 97E

            They can’t get the jobs in the first place.
            Certain unscrupulous employers won’t hire legal Americans because they would have to pay them a legal wage, and contribute towards their taxes. None of that applies with illegal workers, who aren’t in the system.

          • Mark
        • Ryan Schneider.

          I am reminded of the Peacock family from an X-files episode, they hadn’t paid taxes since the civil war…,or outbred either.

    • http://batman-news.com Sylvatica

      And an IQ test to comment.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Lucky for you it hasn’t been implemented yet.

        • Theresa Easley

          Sylvatica and BudClark would fail it miserably.

    • skyway1234

      Or drive!

  • ee1774

    And if you were to ask them why they favor a Clinton/Obama ticket, their response would be:

    “It’s about time we had a woman POTUS!”

    It would all boil down to gender.
    Experience? Nope.
    Achievement? Nope.
    A proven successful track-record? Nope.

    ‘We need a President who has a vagina!”

    Done!

    • $18912735

      A proven failed track-record? Check.

    • NRPax

      “Affirmative Action will work this time!”

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Apparently that ain’t quite right because it isn’t Obama/Clinton.

        • NRPax

          Baby steps.

    • Fairfax51

      First black POTUS….(thought he was half white…what happened to that half?)

      • Mom2ks2

        that half, the offspring of a socialist, married a philanderer who wanted a free American education in Hawaii, and let her father coach her son in socialism, while she ran off with another man of color on another Pacific Island. Hopeless, that half too.

        • Fairfax51

          Who is out there telling the poor (especially black) that they don’t have a chance of every being part of the 1% because everyone but them is a crook, cheating them out of their “fair” share; not realizing, all the while, that he is POTUS!
          Why does anyone listen to a thing he says……by me!!!!

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      You left out “Democrat Progressive” there, before President.

    • alanstorm

      We tried that with a Black president. Didn’t work.

      In a sane world, that would kill the “It’s about time…” argument beyond all hope of resurrection.

      The fact that it has not is not a good sign.

    • Jay Stevens

      “‘It’s about time we had a woman POTUS!'”

      That is how got we got a (half) black president. What could possibly go wrong?

    • ceemack

      A President who has a vagina?

      Well, we’ve already got one who’s a p–wait, I’d better not say that.

      • Brown Bear Mike

        Drat. You beat me to it.

    • Happy Dragon

      A woman president would be noteworthy. Which is why I would be pleased to see Palin run.

      • Mom2ks2

        Except I’d hate to see what the media would do to her again.

        • Happy Dragon

          Sadly, there is that.

      • BudClark

        … from a BEAR!

        • Theresa Easley

          It’s funny how afraid your side is of Palin.

        • 97E

          It appears that your stroke and subsequent brain damage has impaired your ability to comprehend reality, BudClark.

          See yourself off the internet, halfwit. There is little room for your brand of stupid.

          Sincerely,
          Someone who suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury in Afghanistan (so I don’t want to hear you cry that I’m mocking the disabled, shitstick).

        • RedSoloCup

          It would be cool seeing you run from her though…

    • 97E

      Radical Feminism metastasizing.

  • lainer51

    Short: Curley Joe/Shemp

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I was thinking more like Cruella Deville/ Ma Barker.

    • Marc

      Please don’t insult my beloved Stooges. Curley Joe, Shemp, Moe, Larry and the rest at least were producers, these two are just plain moochers.

      • lainer51

        You are right… I owe the Stooges an apology. Too much eye bleach after seeing the bumper stickers.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Why is the colored lady on the bottom and underneath the white lady in EVERY SINGLE ONE of those bumper stickers……………. EACH of those drivers are racist!!!!!

    • Ghee!

      nailed it.

    • spaceycakes

      which ‘color’?

    • 97E

      That’s an interesting point.

      Here’s another:

      Black is not a color. Black indicates the absence of light. Without light, there is no color. White, on the other hand, is an equal combination of the primary colors of the light spectrum.

      So the use of “colored person” is a misnomer when referring to peoples of African descent. Unless they recognize that their skin isn’t black, just a dark shade of brown.

      But then, they’d be like all of those “brown” people, and they can’t have that! Divide & Conquer!

  • Ghee!

    Maddow – Harris/Perry 2016

    Because its time for a homosexual, bi-racial, all female ticket America!

    • BudClark

      I’d vote for that … SMART ladies!

      • mike_in_kosovo

        “SMART” evidently equalling “thinks like I do”.

        • 97E

          aka “brain dead”.

      • Theresa Easley

        If that represents smart for your side then I feel sorry for you. LOL

      • carmenta

        Oh dear Lord. You really are high, aren’t you? Its not possible for any minimally sane person to refer to either of those ‘things’ as ladies – nor are they smart!

      • RedSoloCup

        Bad attempt at a joke?

        And don’t get me started on Tampon Head Perry…

      • Ghee!

        Are you serious? I’d vote for a rabid chupacabra and its lice before I’d even consider them for those seats.

        Surely you jest.

  • Nan231

    Why do you think they are promoting Michelle’s trip to China as a diplomatic mission. She is burnishing her foreign policy credentials.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      That’s scary.

    • 97E

      Bad idea!

      Recall how badly the Chinese want her & her retinue to GTF out of China? How badly they’re treating the hotel staff and other guests?

      That will reflect VERY poorly on her, at least internationally.

      • Nan231

        Ha, when the press is on your side you can make anything look good. I agree its a bad idea but the Chicago cronies love being in power and they have shown they can go up against the Clinton machine and win.

  • YesterdayzNewz

    I think I’m allowed to cut hair in Bolivia with my license. If this comes to fruition, that’s where I’ll be, if you need me.

  • Rip_Ford

    Seems like a perfect opportunity to #BanBossy.

  • Magnifico

    That would bring “bossy” back.

  • Ghee!

    Maddow – Harris/Perry 2016

    Because its time for a homosexual, bi-racial, all female ticket America!

    • carmenta

      bwahahahahahahahahahaha…quit sniffing glue, it rots your brain!

    • carmenta

      did you forget your sarc tag?

      • Ghee!

        I did, I very much did!

        • carmenta

          thank goodness – I thought they’d spiked your drink!

  • spaceycakes

    Gross…just…gross.

    • 97E

      Good evening, Missus Cakes!

      To what are you referring?

      • spaceycakes

        the subject of this thread

  • nickdqwk

    Face of the USA 2024 *Really* not with my vote you don’t.

    • Theresa Easley

      She always looks pissed off.

  • Evie1949

    The liberals keep trying to chose the candidate ticket for conservatives. I think this ticket for the liberals just might be the one that conservatives should embrace – unless they start now to write up ballots for finding in the trunks of cars to be counted later, there is no way this would be a winning pair.

  • spaceycakes

    can you imagine what the WH would smell like? A combination of rotten oarfish and old cheesy burritos

    • Ghee!

      hahahaha, imagery!

  • Determined

    Definitely think Chelsea Clinton has a political future. that will be interesting to watch.

    • Ghee!

      Yea, you go with that feeling. She has all the charisma of a pine tree.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Is this before or after she wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

      • spaceycakes

        in what event? competitive eating of corn on the cob through a picket fence?

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Marian Robinson 2060!!!

  • tamara1964

    this is gonna keep me awake at night and give me worry lines…

    • Ghee!

      just thinking of the obnoxious stupidity of the people behind the wheel of those graffitied cars gives me justifiable road rage.

  • Worried

    all democrats are not stupid people, but all stupid people ARE democrats

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    They must have more confidence in their vote fixing apparatus that I.

    • John M.

      Why wouldn’t they be confident. The people that vote them in want their free cell phones and taxpayer subsidized lobsters. It’s a vicious cycle that will only get worse, and unfortunately looks like it will be our demise.

  • $1014973

    The Beast and the Beast

  • whitewolf9

    Clinton Obama, 2016 . . . For prison

  • http://www.rustedsky.net JLawson

    Facepalm.
    Seriously, have the people pushing this meme have NO idea about how things really are? Oh, never mind – no matter what you’d show or tell them, they’re still going to believe with all the fervor displayed by the Inquisition.

  • unknown

    And the cycle of “American Royalty” continues

  • arttie

    What! No Sheila Jackson-Lee bumper stickers?

    • Diggur

      Maybe she could be Secretary of State. Gag.

      • arttie

        Sec of Education, that would be a hoot.

        • Diggur

          Shudder.

  • Michael Bird

    The one window sticker has it right with the dogs standing immediately in front of it. It simply needs the stream rising off of it to be completely accurate…

    • Theresa Easley

      LOL! Awesome.

    • Michael Bird

      *steam

  • Sua Sponte

    Hmmmpffff….Whoops…Just threw up in my mouth a little…

  • Diggur

    My spine just turned to ice. These people are seriously crazy. That combination would be the final nail in America’s coffin. The only good thing about it would be the entertainment value we would get out of watching those two cats claw each other to pieces.

    • spaceycakes

      at least it was your spine. My lower intestine turned to ice, and I had to race to the loo

    • Humanary Stew

      No worse than peeing ice as I did as I saw those.

  • Its_My_Fault

    Can you say…”Bumper Sticker diarrhea?”

  • Morgaine

    gotta keep the “Royal Bloodline” in office

  • fbpdplt

    My favorite one so far is picture of jail cell with a “Ready for Hillary” bumper sticker on it….

  • MominNV

    Butcher & the Beast.

  • TheBerean

    Single biggest risk factor for identifying a person prone to road rage is whether or not they have a bumper sticker. Doesn’t matter what it says, it is the biggest risk factor. But these bumper stickers could cause other drivers to have road rage.

  • Its_My_Fault

    Next: Liberals demand Americans call Obama by his proper name, “Dear Leader”.

  • 277Volt

    How surprising one of those stickers is pasted on a Prius.

  • I_M_Forman

    This failed Obama Administration and its Obamacare are not tinged with any kind of success at all. Hillary can’t decouple herself with his disaster of a foreign policy. A powerful storm, the intensity of which has been rarely seen before has already started. Kiss your Senate & pals in the House goodbye, because they are going to get blown away in this storm, and all of their punky friends in the media will not be able to do a thing about it. The storm will roar beyond 2016.

  • http://newsfoxes.com/author/skirtsndaggers/ covertaffairs

    speechless.

  • Army Guy

    Give a wide berth to any vehicle with that sticker on it…they’re obviously not sane.

  • Jim Stepan

    I’d love to see those two spend a day together on any project! Meowwweww!
    Cat fight!

  • Steve Canon

    A true recipe for revolution.

  • Julian Chan

    I was trying to find a funny side to this…but I could not. It is sad just sad…and scary.

  • Mamaelk09

    Haven’t seen those yet here, but every Mission Acomplished bumper sticker I see I want to deck the sucker sporting it.

    • Mamaelk09

      The scariest sticker I’ve seen said “I’m democrat and I own guns.”

  • Robert Ray

    If Billary get’s elected in 2016, it’s game over…………period. We will have to hit rock bottom to recover from that, and “rock bottom” will be a horrible time for everyone.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      That’s why no one should sit home in November because they’re “mad” at the RINOs.

      • jules

        And it’s also why the GOP needs to get back to its roots with the nominee. If they choose a RINO, Killary is in.

  • Christian

    moslems = nazis = democrats = liberals

  • porkchop6209

    And I had just gotten my stomach to settle down. Now I’ll throw up again. God save us!

  • 0402sgrl

    Twitchy April Fools?? Please God, let it be a prank.

  • http://newsfoxes.com/author/skirtsndaggers/ covertaffairs

    the closest i have seen to such a ridiculous bumper sticker in my area is an “I <3 obamcare" on a prius.

    • World B. Free

      I keep seeing a car locally with a “Community Organizer” sticker (complete with the “0” logo) on it. I’m tempted to run him off the road next time I see it.

  • John Smith

    Pretty sick thought. This wouldn’t be as much a problem if all those repubs had not been afraid of voting for a Mormon and stayed home Nov 2012.

    • Theresa Easley

      I’m Mormon. Nothing scary about us.

      • John Smith

        Theresa, I still have a Romney/Ryan sticker on my car, just to allay any doubts.

  • World B. Free

    I’d have to lob a heavy stone at a car, if I ever saw that bumper sticker on it.

    • BudClark

      I hope you’d be arrested.

      • Theresa Easley

        You need to be arrested for stupidity.

      • RedSoloCup

        You should be arrested for your logic alone.

      • World B. Free

        I hope it’s your car.

  • http://www.rustedsky.net JLawson

    Honestly, the concept of the two of them as P/VP makes me more than a little ill.

  • iconoclast

    Best ‘Rat ticket ever. Go for it, ‘Rats! Prove you are not misogynistic racists!

    • World B. Free

      Yes, and while they’re at it, they should EMBRACE the SUCK that is 0bamacare. After all, ABC News was telling us yesterday that public approval for 0-care is at an all time high. Run with it, Dems! You can’t lose!!!

      • iconoclast

        And Obama is really popular, so all ‘Rats in tight races should ask Barry to campaign with them. Maybe help out by telling the voters that they are paying much more for worse healthcare so ‘Rats can have great government jobs.

    • Daniel Bonacum

      Considering the following, the GOP has nothing to prove;

      January 31, 1865
      Republican-controlled 38th Congress passes the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery

      June 4, 1919
      Republican-controlled 66th Congress passes the 19th Amendment guaranteeing women the right to vote

      September 9, 1957
      President Dwight Eisenhower signs the 1957 Civil Rights Act

      June 10, 1964
      Senate passes the 1964 Civil Rights Act when the Republican leader, Everett Dirksen (R-IL), defeats Democrat filibuster

      You probably should read a history book some time.

      • iconoclast

        You probably should learn to understand sarcasm sometime.

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        Except that the progs are busily rewriting history and telling the new versions to each other. Gotta dispel their fantasy versions of American history with some cold, hard facts.
        nbra.info

      • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ “Rev Jim Jones”

        If Hitler taught us anything it’s that history is what people believe. And it probably doesn’t help that so few Democrats can read.

  • Daniel Bonacum

    That sticker alone is justification for road rage. I’d run them so far off the road, their GPS would be screaming “Where the hell am I?!”

    • BudClark

      because violence is the last resort of a feeble mind …

      • Theresa Easley

        Riiiiiiiight…..and Democrats never spew any violence, I guess. Dems are always saying death threats. Lots of feeble minds in that party. They are so low they even wish death on people’s children. They are despicable.

      • RedSoloCup

        Yeah, them liberals sure are “peaceful and tolerant”…

        Gimme a break!

  • QueenB

    Isn’t putting Hillary on the top of the ticket racist or something?

  • ZedBear

    (handwritten) “Hey, I just wanted to leave a note on your windshield and let you know that someone vandalized your car by putting a crazy bumper sticker on the back. I wanted you to know because you’ll probably want to get it off as soon as possible so you don’t drive around looking like a fool.”
    –A good samaritan

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Love it!

    • Brooklyn_Dodger

      I printed up a few just like that in 2012. Thanks.

  • StateofFranklin

    Moochelle complaining about playing second fiddle to a white lady in 3…2….1….

  • CoCo

    Um…..time to make my funeral arrangements. I’d rather die.

  • Lisa Duffie McBride

    Michelle would love that… a 4 year vacation! lol

  • Jason

    I can see it now…
    Hillary falls asleep on the job and lets more Americans die and
    Michelle + family off on a good will tour / vacation with the media exposure denied.
    Another 4 years down the drain.

  • Nunyer

    What the hell is wrong with people? Ignorance is truly bliss for these morons. That will cause so much road rage!!

  • neyney

    Two b’s in the white house. He// to the NO!

  • Mike Peterson

    Why, Why Why would we do this to ourselves. i’d rather be canadian and deal with that.

  • neyney

    Someone PLEASE key these cars. People this stupid don’t deserve to drive a nice car.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Don’t you know? Only conservative cars are allowed to be keyed./////

  • neyney

    Shouldn’t that sticker say KILLERY/CHEWBACCA 2016?

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    These are starting to show up — where else? — California.

    Bo is better presidential material.

  • bsum1

    Sticker posters all belong to Dykes on Trikes….

  • sgosher

    Some people just don’t give a darn about America.

  • Kay

    Taking bets….which one will bump the other one off first?

  • Chris Hightower

    Why the black woman gotta be vice president? THAT RAAAACIST!

  • Chris Cahill

    Sad thing is they would be a powerhouse for the same reason I knew Obama was going to win in 2008 people will vote for them so they can say they were part of history by electing the first woman president.

    • Maryland_Malcontent

      In 2008 they had their chance for that. If non-white male beat out woman in 2008, maybe “hispanic male” Cruz > woman, in the minds of these “I wanna be part of history” loons?

  • SturJen

    Why does this remind me of the scene in Idiocracy where the Atty General is sitting there telling me that Brawndo is ‘what plants crave’???

  • jonjon_yo

    one millisecond spent in the mind of one of these bumperstickerians would leave a sane man in a coma.

  • Bob “Dusty” Dustrude

    Hillary/Michelle in 2016, as dog catchers

  • Tom B

    Seems like there are going to be a lot of broken windows on cars in 2016.

  • in_awe

    Want a black woman in the WH? Try someone with some intelligence, substantive experience, love of country and ethical grounding: Condi Rice. You remember her. The left called her a “house n*” and drew numerous racist cartoons of her, which went unremarked upon by the MSM. No glorification of Ms Rice allowed by the party of diversity and inclusion.

  • usaok59

    If I had that sticker on my car I would be afraid of getting keyed.

  • Reg

    …and watch, if you say you don’t like this ticket it will be solely because you hate women, because, clearly, there could be no other reason. Bleh

  • YoungbloodSavage

    Yeah. Go for it Let’s get this over with!

  • LegalizeShemp

    Democrats, have a “one Commie limit” on your bumper stickers please.

  • Jasini

    I doubt Michelle would stand for that ticket.

  • Eric

    Why you gotta start the day with these images up there? No I’m going to have random full body shakes the rest of the day. I hate to explain that to my boss.

  • dml248

    This was a mistake to read when I was eating lunch….barffffffffffffffffff…..

  • ForTheRepublicOfDave

    Am I the only one that laughed when I saw that sticker on a Fiat? Speaks volumes, doesn’t it?

  • GaryTheBrave

    The really disturbing bumpersticker was the one with the kids listed for the next 40 years. FCOL, that’s some world-class stoopid right there.

  • Conservative First

    The left really wants to bring royalty & lines of succession to the United States, don’t they?

  • Mike

    This would make more sense and who would you rather have to look at on teevee?

    • Beawild

      Yep, because that’s what matters when choosing a president. Gee, please don’t vote.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Says a likely Obama voter….who was so *totally* qualified to be Pres.

        • Beawild

          Actually, no. I’ve never been an Obama fan. I’m an Independent.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            I’m an Independent.

            With a history of slamming Conservatives and pumping up Liberals…quite “Independent” of you!

          • Theresa Easley

            I’m a former Democrat turned Independent. Since my values are Conservative I identify with Republicans more. I just absolutely hate what the Democrat party has become.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Given the new requirement for running for prez being that you have been married to a president, I nominate Laura Bush because, why not?
    She might actually do some presidenting instead of constantly vacationing, posing for magazine covers, calling newly gay athletes, asking stupid rhetorical questions, and booking appearances on talk shows where she can get her ego stroked yet again.

    • BudClark

      How many YEARS of vacation did Duhbya take? THREE out of EIGHT, wasn’t it?

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        You tell me.
        Your assertion, your burden of proof.

      • RedSoloCup

        Still beating that dead horse huh?

  • AT

    This is the kind of sticker that only someone totally and completely ignorant of both Clinton and Obama track record would put on their car; someone who likes the idea of something on paper (like communism), but who has clearly exerted no effort whatsoever to seriously contemplate the merits of the idea, and has no basis to even begin such an analysis.

    Neither Clinton or Obama have anything but their last name and husbands to back their credibility as a serious candidate for President. Neither have a SINGLE successful accomplishment to which they can point, neither have any degree of merit or executive experience; and the average voter has no idea what these candidates would specifically stand for if they were in office.

    Hillary/Michelle is a liberal wet dream, nothing more. If you see this sticker – don’t key their car, ask them to justify why in the world they would possibly think it’s a good idea. I promise you, they will not have an answer.

    (Or, their answer will be snarling profanity and insane rambling about the evils of all republicans.)

  • Mac1000

    But…if we don’t vote for them, we’re sexists and racists plus War On Women!!!

  • stuckinIL4now

    I guess da’ Mooch would do veep to get her own plane to constantly fly all over the world cuz she sure wouldn’t settle for the veep’s substandard housing.

  • Snap N McGarrett

    It was 30 years since the last retarded commie potus. Only difference is that Carter blamed his horrific economy on the “malaise” – he blamed us for not being able to afford stuff after taxes and participate in the economy. Obama still blames Bush. Either way, you can’t be a tyrant without a scapegoat to blame when people suffer under your rule.

    Let’s see if we can do better this time.

    k? tks.by.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Add Bouncie for speaker of the house and Jay-z (honorary female) for secretary of state, and the libs will possibly die from ecstasy overload.

  • Christian Felanopolis

    So…. if you don’t vote for them you’re racist AND sexist. Sounds like they’re covering all their bases. Will Chaz Bono be their Sec. of State?

  • Suzyqpie

    Why would Michelle take a back seat to Hillary? I see Michelle in the top spot.

    • Beawild

      On what experience precisely?

  • redheart

    FRIGHTENING!

  • Rodney

    Not that I favor this but both of them in office would be scarier to other countries, i.e. Russia, than what we have in office now.

    • CoastalMaineBird

      Yeah, well, so would Joe Biden.

  • Allan Marsh

    The scary thing is, there are people out there who would vote for this.

    • Drmac2012

      That is the observation/statement of the year. How can people be that stupid?

  • justathought22

    the first lesbian couple in the white house.

  • LibertyLane

    Yeah, that makes me want to throw up a little!

  • That’s Mr Pugnacious to you

    Some people just deserve to have their cars set on fire.

  • jenna rogers

    i think they should go for it- i think moochele would kill Hil’s chances lol

  • Eddie frOly

    One positive of this ticket is both have such an ego they would be in a constant battle over who should be on the top of the ticket.

  • sjmom

    In one way I like these bumper stickers because they show us what cars to stay away from on the road. Chances are they will drive like they vote, with mindless emotion.

  • J. Hannna

    wow, u imagine?

  • scotty

    The FLOTUS ticket.. they will ‘float us’ alright.. float us right over a waterfall..

  • frozeninbemidji

    I doubt those families trust each other enough to have the other just one ahh move from the prize.

  • Chronic Colonic

    Here’s my contribution:

  • dwsmokin

    Hey, why run one completely unqualified candidate (like the current POTUS), when you can run two?

  • BJ Aberle

    So Liberals have problems with corporate capitalistic conglomerations but see nothing wrong with Oligarchies. Ugh…

  • NixTyranny

    I’m waiting for Nancy Pelosi/ Sheila Jackson Lee 2016.

    • bicentennialguy

      The day either of those two win a national election is the day I put a bullet in my brain.

      • BudClark

        Promise?

  • jimmyrourke

    The Dems can’t find a candidate that has any experience in how to run a Country.So this is the result hilary and michele ,we would be so screwed

  • rambler

    Shelly playing second fiddle…… that’s just not happening!

  • French_Swede

    I think Michelle Obama is counting on hosting a talk show a la *Ellen* once she divorces Obama.

  • MaxVoltz

    Can’t happen. Who will they blame everything on?

  • lokiswife

    The femi-Nazis are coming out of the woodwork and telling us we need to elect a woman president and they are standing behind the liar and the mooch as the two women who should be leading the country. Do they honestly believe we are all sitting on the stupid bench, ready to follow their deluded whims?

  • Amateur in Chief

    I think she should choose Monica as her V.P, she is just as qualified.

  • Jerome Goolsby

    I want to know who think Michelle will willingly take a back seat to Hillary….I think she’d demand to be running for President.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Let’s be serious here…

    On the one hand, you have a self-centered sociopathic criminal who’s stolen, lied under oath, and has very likely had personal enemies killed (or at least harassed) and possesses massive entitlement and superiority complexes that make her think she’s “owed” the Presidency and anyone who disagrees is a brain-dead chimp.

    On the other, we have a shallow, hot-tempered pop-culture junkie with less political experience than her husband (quite a feat) who preaches about healthy, reasonable lifestyles while having lavish vacations and throwing opulent parties for her Hollywood butt-smoochers on the taxpayer’s dime, and only really felt proud of America when it started kissing her husband’s pinky ring.

    Yeah, that’s a real winner of a ticket there, libs. The Republicans could probably run a tapeworm against these two and win. I’d be willing to bet the tapeworm is more honest than Hilary and more savvy than Michelle, at least.

  • joeschmo8675309

    I hope so. Maybe that will get people off of their couches once and for all and ensure these liberals are destroyed once and for all. If nothing is done after their election then I will know it is definitely time to leave.

  • Tom Winegar

    The bag and the ‘boone would be their parody. aka Wally (Walter) and the Beaver (Geraldine).

  • http://recycledsip.blogspot.com/ ClydeS

    At that point, Rob Ford’s Toronto is looking pretty damn good.

  • http://www.lostcreekart.weebly.com frizz-art

    Wow! They are really trying to cover all the bases: if you don’t vote for them you are ‘sexist’ or ‘racist’. Good Thinking!!?? Idiots.

  • Tom Winegar

    If they won it would be proof positive that massive voter fraud is a reality.

  • daPenguin

    I would put a run Hillary bumper sticker on my trucks but of course they would be on the front bumpers

  • ButteryWench

    Ignorance I can deal with, but stupid is forever.

    • Beawild

      Yep, that how we ended up with Bush Jr.

  • cricket525

    Can you imagine the cat fights between these two if it were to happen? It’d make good entertainment.

  • jules

    April Fools? It would actually be a *great* thing for the other party. While Killary has a decent following, the Queen is disliked by almost everyone.

  • Evin

    Do they not realize that this is basically hereditary rule, which is on its face extremely stupid.

    • unsavedheathen

      GHWB, GWB, Jeb in 2016 and George Preston Bush in the wings for 2028. I agree, very stupid.

  • Nick25

    God help us.

  • CobraJet428

    Not no but hell no!

    • Beawild

      Rafael will never be president, dream on……..

  • mrmike

    Nothing to worry about. MicHELLe isn’t leaving the White House anyway. And she SURE isn’t going to be 2nd to anyone. Now, if someone said Hillery/MicHELLe 2016…. then I would worry.

  • ToyZebra

    I hope they run that ticket. Hillary & Michelle plus Bill & Barack would be the most hilarious self destruct in history. No advisors could keep those four egos in check.

  • LegalizeShemp

    At least it’s a consistent ticket. If one Commie with lots of junk in her trunk dies, another Commie with lots of junk in her trunk is only a heartbeat away from the Presidency!

  • NorCalSister

    I would love for Hillary take Michelle obama on as vice press candidate …

    It would be a easy win for anyone else. We could finally have the senate the house and the presidency and get rid of Obamacare.

  • LegalizeShemp

    What’s the slogan on that ticket, “Dope and Strange”?

  • essdee

    Americans are stupid enough to do it.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    The degree of worship is off the creepy charts. And I bet every owner of those bumper stickers rages against PID.

    • Secure

      Not compared to the worship and devotion of Sarah Palin fans who hang on her every word.

      • Michelle ✓classified

        And you win the Straw Man Argument of the Week! Well done!

        Make yourself useful and show me the Sarah 2016, Bristol 2024, Piper 2040, Willow 2048 bumper stickers.

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        Why do you and all your liberal cronies detest her so much?
        Is it because she had the audacity to carry a Downs Syndrome baby to term and prove that they’re not so worthless that they should be aborted?
        Or is there far less thought behind it-you hate her because your liberal leaders told you to hate her?
        To play by your own rules, I have to go there and tell you that you hate her because she’s a woman.

  • WhoDat

    I’d vote for it.

    After a few shots of Jim Beam.

    • ArtBrecher

      Maybe after (more then) a few liters of Jim Beam.

  • alan

    Only two word for these bummer stickers “Brain Dead!”

  • Daverley

    That sounds like a fantastic ticket! Certainly better than any Republican or Tea Party ticket.

    • ArtBrecher

      Absolutely. Please please please Progressives run that ticket.

    • Hank_Scorpio

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!
      Oh, you’re serious….yikes…..

  • JM

    Shows you where the bankers want to take us, a Obama/Clinton dynasty. They have ZERO plans to leave office or power. They want to establish America as a socialist haven where the middle class is gone, the government controls healthcare, common core is making every student brainwashed and indoctrinated, food prices skyrocketing, economy crashing, etc.

  • cmerlo1

    I doubt Michelle could handle having a boss.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I doubt Michelle could handle a job where she had to do more than show up and do photo ops.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        And graze the buffet table?

        • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          “Graze” is now the PC term for “scarf down everything in sight”?

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Around here, we call it “Hooving”-as in a Hoover vacuum cleaner sucking up everything in sight and at a record rate of speed.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Nothing like turning the country into a Constitution ignoring hereditary monarchy.

    • unsavedheathen

      Tell it to Jeb.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        He will never get my vote, partly for that reason, mostly cause he’s a RINO.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Tell it to the people with the Clinton-Obama-Clinton-Obama-Obama stickers, above.
        You don’t see the Right encouraging Jeb to run, but the Left.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Especially funny since the Clintons cannot STAND the Obamas.

  • Orpheus75

    Would be time to move then I’m afraid

  • alumin

    Counter with 2016: Ted Cruz/Rand Paul
    2020: Dinesh Disouza/Glenn Beck
    Hehe – watch heads explode!

    • Maryland_Malcontent

      I’d rather counter with the more devastating Cruz/Lee 2016. Paul in the WH would be a borderline Fifth Column for the left :(

  • Captain Jack

    Rapture can’t happen soon enough!

    • Boy Elvis

      Feel free to give me all your money and worldly goods, then.

      • Captain Jack

        Oh….. I won’t be going anywhere! :)

    • redwhiteandtrue

      I TOTALLY agree! Can’t happen at all, actually… no such thing ever has, nor will ever occur in human history. It is an unbiblical concept, and to suggest the “good” people in the world will be rescued while God’s kingdom fails is tantamount to heresy.

    • redwhiteandtrue

      Matthew 28:18 “All authority in heaven and earth has been given unto me.” Christ is currently reigning His kingdom, which shall increase and fill the entire world, and have no end (see Daniel 6:26, Acts 2:17, Revelation 1:1, 22:6). Christ will return to culminate human history, not to “rapture” the church so most of ethnic Israel can be slaughtered… that already happened, AD 70. Please fight this premillennial, dispensational heresy!

      • BudClark

        “Heresy” has no place in the laws of our SECULAR Federal Democracy.

        • redwhiteandtrue

          Lol “and to the REPUBLIC, for which it stands” … time to go back to your secular, socialist federal school, Mr. Clark.

          • usorthem3

            Original Pledge of Allegiance written by Baptist minister Francis Bellamy in 1892 did not include the words “Under God”. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance
            Historical fact is so awesome.

          • redwhiteandtrue

            Agreed. So is etymology… where does the word “history” (from which you draw your facts) come from? Furthermore, does Mr. Bellamy’s original version identify the USA as a republic, or a democracy? That would be the relevant issue in my comment to which you have replied. Please try to stay with the rest of the class.

    • Secure

      In other words, Christians can’t wait for the end of the world, and the total destruction of our wonderful planet. No wonder most Americans think they are dangerous, and nuts.

  • autarchist

    Repeal the 22nd Amendment! Chancellor Barack for life!
    https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/113/hjres15

  • tchowski

    Apparently, I’ve made a wrong turn onto a radical rightwing nutjob hate-America and its president site. Oops. Allow me to back out slowly before you start exercising your second amendment right to belong to a well-regulated militia, or own all the guns ever made (one of the two). As I do though, I’ll just add, “Sarah Palin”. lolz. LOLZ!

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Lame troll is…. incredibly lame.

      • tchowski

        Interesting that you would simply dismiss me as a troll. The definition of troll is someone who posts on the internet with the intent of arousing emotion in others. Isn’t that what this entire article is? It is intended for America-haters to bitch and moan to each other that a woman (and a BLACK WOMAN GASP) might one day run America. So really, whoever originally wrote this post is simply eggin you all on toward your basest emotions. Alright though, I’ll go. I see clearly that this is not a place for discussion or dissent. This is a website which exists entirely within the Republican “Information” bubble. Have fun stoking your hatreds. When you win an election, then you can start running the country.

        • Hank_Scorpio

          Leave it to a liberal to bring up gender and race as the only reasons someone might have an objection to these 2 people running for president and vice president. When you speak of hate, you should be looking in a mirror….

          • RedSoloCup

            You ain’t seen nothing yet from him.

            “Thank goodness that’s over! Christie can now return to spitting on unionized teachers at press conferences, screaming at his constitutencies and fighting to impose a radical Christofascist Agenda on the gay people of New Jersey. If President Obama had done half of what Christie had done, and then issued a statement that his lawers’ cleared him of any responsibility, there’d be angry mobs of armed white people marching on Washington calling for his lynching. Oh wait, that;s just the Tea Party on a Tuesday. And ABC News wouldn’t be “reporting”
            that good ol’ Christie is BACK!”

            Let’s see… a Union Apologist and religious bigot too.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Interesting that you should simply dismiss me as a troll

          Interesting that you think (for certain values of ‘think’ anyway) a lede of “radical rightwing nutjob hate-America and it’s president site” is a valid conversational opener.

          It is intended for America-haters to bitch and moan to each other that a woman (and a BLACK WOMAN GASP) might one day run America.

          Actually, it’s pointing out the fact that #LowInfoLibs think that two completly unqualified people should be Pres/Vp, evidently, because vagina.

          When you win an election, then you can start running the country

          Awww…you’re so cute when you *think* (again, for certain values of the word) that you have a point.

          Since 2008:
          +4 in the Senate
          +56 in the House
          +9 Governorships (30R / 19D)
          +10 State Lower Chambers (29R / 21D)
          +9 State Upper Chambers (29R / 15D)
          +14 Legislative control (Both chambers)(27R / 17D)
          +15 Full control (Both chambers + gov)(24R / 13D)
          So, since Republicans control more state legislatures, govern more states and have the majority of Congressional district representatives, maybe you should re-think that “when you win an election” statement, neh?

          • RedSoloCup

            From his profile, which is strangely not set to “Private”…

            “I am a liberal gay man who lives in San Francisco.”

            Says it all! No doubt a Pelosi voter…

        • A-Train

          since Hillary’s name is over Michelle’s, is that raciss too?

        • No-Traits Malone

          In which part of your baiting were you trying to engage in “discussion”? Plus, it does seem there is plenty of “dissent” here, as people dissent to the possibility of being presided over by the two people mentioned.

          Are we supposed to deduce from your vitriol that you love every president ever elected? If so, do you do so with all your heart?

          Plus, are you afraid of people willing to defend themselves, or own property? You talk of backing out slowly before people exercise a natural right (two, actually)…you do realize you can forgo those rights for yourself if it pleases you, correct? Plus, when is it wrong for anyone to exercise any natural right?

          Please, provide us with your elucidations!

        • Scott

          Hmmm! You are separating the two as a woman and a black woman. There seems to be a difference with you? Sounds RACIST to me Tchowski! To me they are just two disgusting liberal scumbags! So go away with your race baiting ass! Liberals! SMH

        • ExPat_in_Krakow

          Thanks for illustrating the law of the instrument, as well as projection.

          You blindly assume that people are against Hillary and Michelle simply because they are women, and one of them is black.

          Certainly even you can find faults with these two people being two of the most powerful people in the world. If you can’t, it says a lot more about you than it does about us.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            “If you can’t, it says a lot more about you than it does about us.”

            Dokładnie!!

        • RedSoloCup

          Ok… you win

        • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          You seem to have forgotten that conservatives urged Condoleezza Rice to run.
          Myself, I’d have no trouble voting for Mia Love. She’s had more experience running things than Michelle and is much easier on both the eyes and ears.

    • Scott

      Where is my Douche be gone?

      • RedSoloCup

        Would this be a good substitute?

        • Youdon’tknowme

          Did you call me?
          Pssssssssst!

        • Youdon’tknowme

          Use it liberally:

  • dev

    Oh, ISH….what a terrifying thought.

  • Debbie Butler

    Hell to the NO!

  • Ryan Schneider.

    As I was trying to tell Cuberly before she was cut off by a moderater who was too smart for her phishing profanity tactics, I think this was a personality slur. Wookei as a racial slur would make more sense for, say, Ethnic Iranians, southern Italians, me, etcetera 😛

  • Secure

    Santorum/Huckabee 2016!

    • mike_in_kosovo

      That’s *equally* OHELLNOES.

    • ObamaLovesUSAlikeOJLovedNicole

      Both are unlikeable, can’t appeal to the masses. Sanitarium couldn’t even win his own home state.

    • BudClark

      “Frothy Mix” and a semi-literate Suthren Babdist (sic) backwoods preacher.

      PLEASE run them!

      Signed,

      The Democratic Party

      • mike_in_kosovo

        I see we’re getting the full complement of JMG trolls tonight…did Christie kick y’all out from under the GWB or something?

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Sanctimony/Hucklebuck 20never. I know how you find that to be some sort of curb-stomp wet dream, but frankly, nobody likes a humorless assclown and a hypocritical oozy preacher. Not while there’s a Cruz to be had to vote for. Oh yeah– I said Cruz. Don’t like it? Sue me.

  • sherry8260

    Some people are just too stupid to live…but they’re driving instead.

  • sherry8260

    This is *our* “stinkburger”….

  • Barmaid51

    I’m having an anxiety attack. Please God, no!

  • Mark Daniel Johansen

    Nothing says “women can do it all” and “women can make it on their own” like celebrating two women who are famous and successful because of their husbands.

    • ExPat_in_Krakow

      Especially when one of those women stayed with a serial adulterer simply to further her professional career. At least Barack has never cheated on Michelle, as far as we know. OMG…after 10 years, I’ve finally managed to say (write) something good about him.

      • Gary Honeycutt

        Well, BHO hasn’t cheated on her with women…

  • seant426

    Cruz/Bush doesn’t sound very appealing, either. LMAO.

    • ExPat_in_Krakow

      Cruzing for Bush sounds a helluva lot more appealing than an enabler and a hater.

      • plumberskid

        Do you always choose your presidential ticket by how catchy their names sound on a bumper sticker? Sad, really…

        • ExPat_in_Krakow

          I was responding to the original comment. I didn’t suggest that ticket, and you don’t know what ticket I would vote for.

          The sad thing is that you weren’t smart, savvy nor clever enough to realize that. Nice try, though.

      • MumuBobby

        Bob the Builder slogans have done well in the past. I’ve heard Hillary has folks watching Dora the Explorer and Barney for 2016 slogan ideas.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Nope. no more Bushes any where near the WH. Or Clintons, or Obamas, or Fords…Also won’t vote for a ticket with either Paul on it.
      Jindal/Luv has a nice sound.
      To really tick of Libs and the Party elite, Haley/Love, or Love/Haley.

      *edited wrong Luv.

  • rogleecam

    Ahhhh….no way! They would eat each other like fire and gasoline.

  • Jake Bradford

    Wouldn’t that ticket be a lot like Freddy vs Jason?

  • Driver_S

    Now that’s the scariest ticket I’ve ever seen.

  • ExPat_in_Krakow
  • ExPat_in_Krakow

    Now that I think about it, who wears the pants in those families?

    Bill Clinton, First Lady of the United States.

    Barack Obama, Second Lady of the United States.

    Anyway, there’s no way those two power-hungry narcissists take a back seat to anybody. Libtard pipe dream.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Kill me now.

  • Beawild

    Hillary, yes. She was a senator for 8 years and the SOS for 4. Michelle, not so much. She has never ran for elected office.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      So, you’re simply impressed with number of years with title held? What meaningful legislation did she write that had a positive impact on this country while she was in the Senate? You’re impressed with her four years as SoS? Can you name for me the diplomatic relationships she improved? Because facts have it that our relations and influence declined under her tenure. “toughest foreign policy issues of the day — Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan-Pakistan, the Arab-Israeli standoff — weren’t resolved during the four years. Some grew more intractable.” (LA Times). And what about Benghazi and her bold faced lies it was all about a YouTube video?

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Well said, Michelle.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Thank you. It’s a response any of us regulars around here would give. No tolerance for folks who are going to tell us she’s a good idea for POTUS just because of her years served in impressive titles. Tell me what she accomplished.

          • RedSoloCup

            Beawild also claims to be a “Independent”.

      • Beawild

        Benghazi? You people will never give up on that non scandal. LOL!!!
        As for the rest of your litany, do your own research.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Thank you for proving my point.

        • RedSoloCup

          Nope, NEVER!

        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Four Americans die, possibly due to ineptitude, possibly due to cynical disregard, and Administration willing stooge tells feeble lie = Dead horse.

          Nobody dies, fat RINO asshat possibly involved in abuse of office, at most a local story with no national security implications = BIG SCANDAL.

          OK– gotcha. I’ll have to remember for next time, Clownie.

        • RedSoloCup

        • Ghee!

          ^^ wins the “Simpleton of the Year” award.

  • Womyn2me

    ooooo. WANT

  • mrspinky85

    Yea, I guess people don’t mind having a bossy VP and an old lady representing America. I know we can do better!

  • Tom Armstrong

    A Hillary/Michelle ticket in 2016 would be like manna from heaven for GOP.

  • RedSoloCup

    My fave!

  • Stesta Rawks

    That should start the revolution.

  • seant426

    I’m having “Cruz/Bush 2016” stickers commissioned because it’s all about Dining In & Eating Out! #fingerlickingood

  • aztectrumpet

    Does whoever drives that Fiat not use their rear-view mirror?

  • MaisieMartin

    The main achievements of these women were that they were the first ladies. Aren’t we supposed to be treating women as equal to men? Somehow, as a woman, this is offensive to me.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Perish the thought. Seriously… Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!

    • tstewart2

      OMG

    • Ghee!

      asodfija;n25 1298qwufasdf a 234850239twejzxn kjasdfhas….

      you know what I’m sayin’?

    • GDD2010

      OMGWTFAYDTMBBQ!!!!!!!!

    • World B. Free

      Dude! That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life!

      • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

        BOO!      ;]

  • John

    Sounds like a liberal wet dream, and once the “it’s their time” narrative gets going, sad to say, unstoppable.

  • Ed McDowell

    They’d kill each other in mid campaign. Only a lame brain from lalaland could imagine that match. It would be fun to watch to see which one survived.

  • Kingofthehill

    I would rather just kill myself instead of watching this country getting laughed at through the world and watch it completely just fall apart and be utterly destroyed by these 2 retards. god help us all if this were to come true. The 2 absolute worst families in current presidential history.

    • prado4587

      Thankfully the American people will make Barry Nobama a one term president like Bill Clinton.

  • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/1307761147/ Don Meaker

    I like the “Run, Hillary Run!” bumper sticker. Ds can put it on the back and Rs can put it on the front.

    • carmenta

      that’s the only way you’d get a Killary sticker on my car!

  • Hillary’s Lies Matter

    These two running together would be a wipeout for the Dems. I want to see this duo. Imagine mooch in a debate. Ask about my food obsession. That’s all I know.

  • JD Son

    If Democrats had their way, you wouldn’t need an ID, an IQ, or a pulse to vote for this colossal “Stinkburger”.

  • Benjamin McMillan

    Barf!!

  • Tony2000s

    I think I am going to be sick.

  • GDD2010

    Yeahh…..

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    WHY are all these people clearly only interested in voting vagina?

  • beachmom H

    Looks like some people have serious tyrannical helicopter mean mommy issues.

  • Kyle Miller

    Even if they don’t get their moron base to put another anti-American in the white house ever again, we are still stuck with the bureaucracy this one and previous progressives have set up.

  • BoogieMan

    WAR

  • Tree Feathers

    I guess they really don’t believe they have a chance anyway. So why not bring some humor into it. I got one “Hilarity and O-zero’s wife 2016!”

  • Rob Erta

    Collectivism is particularly insidious because its fatal flaws force centralized governments into a downward spiral where they have no choice but to attempt to support themselves through more and more plunder.

  • What

    That would be the demise of America!!!

  • Enrico Pallazo

    The media and “celebrities” will steer all their LIVs in this direction. It’s gonna happen. Bow down America.