That has to be a joke, right?

https://twitter.com/BarefootSnap/status/408776628806766592

Dude, there’s video. Shudder.

Obama has already been dubbed “Our Lord and Savior.” Tingles Matthews just took it to the next level after his interview with The One.

https://twitter.com/RonMoss_RAM/status/408764992096198657

There’s getting friendly with your messiah, and there’s getting friendly with your messiah:

https://twitter.com/Wombat32/status/408764779315343360

https://twitter.com/AZlibrarian/status/408768502485360640

https://twitter.com/DestroBadass/status/408809101075177472

Hey, we just report “who said what on Twitter.” So thanks for that, Tingles. And pass the brain bleach. All the brain bleach.

  • IMPEACH_BOBO

    Chris just doesn’t get it does he, BOBO is a RAClST MUSLlIM FLEEBAGGING TYRANT, plain & simple !! No one believes a word he says anymore & this even includes his die hard FLEEBAGGING MINIONS, that says a lot about BOBO, doesn’t it !! Just think of the RAClST BOBOcare law as another form of the pet project of BOBO’s called REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH, whites will be the ones paying for those 30 MILLION new people coming onto the healthcare rolls as of Jan. 2014, I FOR ONE SAY NO THANKS TO THAT !!!!!

  • Richard J Sunkle

    I hope they used protection.

    • ObamaFail

      Considering how they’ve made sure that its free and everything.

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Yeesh. It’s like the scene in Network where an uberindustrialist dresses down the deranged newscaster:

    Arthur Jensen:Our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there’s no war or famine, oppression or brutality – one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock – all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.

    Howard Beale: Why me?

    Arthur Jensen: Because you’re on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.

    Howard Beale: I have seen the face of God.

    Arthur Jensen: You just might be right, Mr. Beale.

  • mickeyco

    Just 3 more years; just 3 more years. I can make it through just 3 more years.

    • Michelle ✓classified
      • Ryan Johnson

        LOL! Nice.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Verrrrrry nice!!!!!

          1138

          days

          13

          hours

          57

          minutes

          14

          seconds

          and counting
          down!
          don’t like it though…no “Fast Forward” button awailable (bahhhhh). Must revise the GUI.

          • Ryan Johnson

            So you want to see things like “When it is my birthdate on this date, there will be X amount of days left until Obama leaves office” 😛

    • jenniinAK

      I don’t think I can. 3 years sounds like an eternity!

    • ELLYMAYE

      one day at a time.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Tingles the Assclown certainly sounds like he himself “came,” that’s for sure!

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “Tingles the Assclown certainly sounds like he himself “came,” that’s for sure!”

      When asked to comment upon this observation, M.Chrissy had this to say.

  • Aitch748

    This is why there’s a war on Christmas: The liberals want to replace it with Holy Saint Obama Day.

    • World B. Free

      It must be tough being a Christian leftist. I mean, how do you know which messiah to serve, Jesus or 0bama?

      • Orwellian_Dilemma

        About as hard as being a carnivorous unicorn. . . .

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          did.you.que.the.U????

      • Ryan Johnson

        Thing about that is, most black people are liberals, and a great majority of them are Christians (or say they are). So it’s more of a case of not knowing better about Obama.

    • arttie

      There has to be something about immaculate conception somewhere in this thread.

      • Frank Drebin

        MSNBC should have aborted the interview.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          That exactly! We told Crissy earlier, that he had to stop performing for the 0’camera’s, that contraception is now free with 0bamaCare, and he needed to take his Mornin’ After pill…but, Crissy be such a douche.

        • Ed McDowell

          Geez! where in the world did you find that pic and who did it. Pure genius.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Ummmm, just puked on my keyboard. Clean up on aisle five!

  • BoscoBolt

    Sounds really messy.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    The Rapture…

  • texastommy

    I wonder if Matthews reached orgasm before, or during the interview…

    • Mike Simpson

      Not “or” … “and.”

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Add: “after”.

    • DaMello ®

      Diehard nymphos never reach orgasm. That is why they are diehards!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      He would just say that he spilt his seed.

      • jenniinAK

        “…in thy groin…” ugh.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    I don’t watch MSNBC. If the president wants people to view his interviews he’s going to have to go on a network with an audience.

    • Blake Waymire

      I don’t watch his interviews wherever he does them. I figure he’s just going to let the BS fly anyway. Why take time out of my busy day to listen?

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        “I don’t watch his interviews wherever he does them.”

        Yup. I’ve found transcripts are easier to tolerate, especially without antacids.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Same here. Just can’t listen to his speeches or interviews, the arrogant tone he uses so over the top. I read the transcripts, more tolerable minus his arrogance and condescending voice.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    You can stop performing for the 0’camera’s Chrissy, contraception is free now, you earned it, now take the morning after pill, Hurry! (barf)

  • AmericanMom

    For Chrissy Tingles it was all because of the erection election.

    • jenniinAK

      YOU win! LOL

  • stuckinIL4now

    Another anti-God libturd mediot invoking scriptural references for his false prophet. What fanatical quasi-religion does Tingles practice?

  • DeadlockVictim

    I’m feeling lazy today. Something something premature something.

  • RedSoloCup

    For those ones who were brave to watch… how many times did he have an Obamagasm?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    We sure don’t know how a person can idolize another? It’s just sickening!

  • arttie

    I am so glad that I do not live anywhere near Tingles.I won’t have to worry about taking my slacks to the same dry cleaner.

  • Frank DiSalle

    When Obama dies, Matthews will be waiting by the grave for three days, just in case …

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Waiting? He’ll be clinging to the headstone and sobbing like a war widow.

      • ObamaFail

        He’ll be buried in the casket with him.

        • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

          He’ll probably request that “Sweetheart Coffin” like in that one episode of American Dad.

  • JD

    I wonder what it will feel like if our next president actually stops campaigning after the election

  • Tre

    Did he allow you to smell his farts, too?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Can we say….Ewwwwwwwwww?

  • Tom

    That is truly disturbing. He belongs in a padded cell.

  • Karin_A

    Don’t hog all the brain bleach!

    • Marvin Nelson

      Here you go:

  • Marvin Nelson

    I think I’m gonna hurl.

  • ObamaFail

    The biggest joke to ever disgrace the White House sitting on the biggest joke news network on television. It had to have drawn at least a couple of hundred viewers.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Poor Tingles..doesn’t he know he’s already married?

  • Botzilla

    I hope Mathews at least had some hand lotion and a box of tissues waiting for him after the interview.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “He came to us today. He came amongst us.”

    Don’t forget the “He cancelled millions of healthcare plans” part.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Mr. President, you need a massage. (bow chicka wow wow)

  • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

    Could somebody identify the kind of liquid in Tingles’ crotch?

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Barry Broth.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Good comeback Michelle!

        Mr. OLLPOH says…Drool. Yours be better.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I was going to use Barry’s Baby Batter, but decided to not be crude. And with telling you this, I apparently changed my mind.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            ;’) LOL!

  • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive ✓re-rolled

    MSNBC better be careful. Atheists make up a huge portion of their already-meager fan base.

  • gafr60

    Sissy got religion? If he could only touch the hem of his panties!

  • Ender Wiggin

    And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. John 1:14

    • HonestDisqussion

      And so it came to be that “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” – Barrack Obama

      Oh wait, already had that moment… let’s try another:

      “I never said most of the things I said.” – Yogi Berra and Barrack Obama

  • altimus

    Wipe your chin Matthews. you still have a little left over!

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Good thing CM doesn’t have to worry about his credibility. He flushed that a long time ago, so now he’s free to gush like a schoolgirl at a rock concert.

    • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

      She Loves You, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

  • DwellsInFire

    And as Obama (PBUH) left the interview, he cured the sick, caused the blind to see, and raised people from the dead. Obamau Akbar.

  • Guest

    Cut to the chase Matthews and just blow the guy why don’t ya.

  • Rick Nathan

    .@hardball_Chris on Savior’s coming: “He came to us today. He came amongst us.”
    Those were the exact same words Larry Sinclair said when obama slithered into the gay bath house in Chicago.

  • Da_Bunny

    Chris Matthews is Obama’s fluffer.

  • http://www.absoluteintensity.com dennis reilly

    wow, Chris is so in love!!!!!!!!!! will Obama reciprocate or just call Chris a cracker when he is out of earshot

  • frozeninbemidji

    and backstage he came upon Tingles the Clown.

    • Julescat

      and tingles came upon him

      all over him

  • carmenta

    methinks the Universe must be chuckling mightily this week! We have a phallic storm of epic proportions blanketing a large part of the country in white stuff…a Red Ribbon for Aids Awareness on the White House…Tingles tells us that his messiah has’come amongst us’….the obamacare fixation on birth control. Not saying there’s any profound message here – but I dont believe in coincidence!

  • jenniinAK

    Unbelievable!!! WHO talks like that?!??! Sickening.

  • G21

    In their war against Western civilization, today’s liberals use three main attack vectors:-Attacking the family-Attacking private property-Attacking Christianity

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    Do they treat him as if he was The Prophet Muhammad just to troll us, or do they really SEE him as their very own Muhammad?

  • sfcmac

    Matthews is Obama’s most prolific performer of fellatio.

  • alioh61

    Tingles would gladly approve of an Obama coup. His fawning and blushing is embarrassing at best. What a pathetic display.

  • NickGranite

    Mathews reminds me of that slobbering,slavish assistant (Will Patton) to the President (Gene Hackman) in “No Way Out”.

  • Craig Nichols

    He might have came, but Tingles swallowed.