New tone! Also, Sarah Palin said what now?

That’s right. It’s not The Onion. It’s the Free Wood Post, another satire site that’s fooled many a liberal with its spoofs of conservative politicians. Here’s a snippet of the over-the-top, screamingly obvious Thanksgiving satire:

Palin sat dumbfounded unaware of any controversy. The host went on to fill her in on the fact that many Native American tribes do not celebrate the holiday. In fact, it is a day of mourning for them. And those that do celebrate the day do so because it is a reminder that they survived mass murder, forced relocation, the theft of their land and many other injustices.

Palin’s response was astounding, “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.”

No, doll. You are. The header on the Free Wood Post announces, “News that’s almost reliable.” And then there’s the disclaimer:

Snopes has also rated this one “false.”

But try convincing the lefty tolerance brigade that Palin said no such thing. Facts — and civility — ain’t easy when you’re frothing at the mouth.

Tell us again that the War on Women comes from the Right.

  • Milos Gamelin III™

    I always use satire when trolling for imbeciles. It’s a sure fire way to catch your limit.


      Notice all the tweeters are RAClST minorities too, why am I not shocked !!! OH YEAH thats because we have a RAClST president in the White House with his REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH BS, going back to pre 1996 welfare abuses, the RAClST BOBOcare law, his musIim loving ways, & all the RAClST administration minions that surround him !! Palin scares the [email protected] out of FLEEBAGGERS, so you know we are onto something !!

    • Clayton Grant

      Me too!

      • DavidKramer

        Hmmmmm, I do not know, I think your Nom De Plume threw me off.

  • ClarkFL

    These people make me wonder how polluted our gene pool really is. Stupid like this can’t be learned. It has to be genetic, when at this level.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      public education, the evil white man, etc etc.

      The problem is children are taught to pass tests using biased facts. There is no teaching of classical reasoning, composition and rhetoric, number theory, etc in the public schools these days.

      They can’t think, therefore they can’t tell when they are being lied to.

      • therantinggeek

        I wonder how long it will be before private schools are forced to comply with RottenCore?

      • ClarkFL

        I would add in there deductive reasoning too. Makes people evaluate their choices and decisions better.

        • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

          Yes, should have been there, thanks for adding that.

    • Jeffrey Harbin

      I hear Mitch Albom has read this post and is now working on a new book…The 18 People You Won’t Meet in Heaven

      • ClarkFL

        We know Michael Moore is one of them. If an apocalypse does come in our lifetime, I seriously doubt Heaven has the tech or ability to rapture someone of his girth and level of stupidity.


          Actually, @mmflint can’t be killed, he is a cockroach.

  • Gramera

    Wow the language used by the tweeters is revealing. Exposes who and what they are, scum, bottom feeders, despicable sub-culture of haters.

  • Larry Larrington

    And this is how Obama was elected, twice!

    • SpaceRacer423

      yup- people wanted a president that was “like them”…… ignorant and unaccomplished.

    • san rafael blue

      That, plus 137% voter turnout in several Philadelphia townships. Townships NOT investigated or challenged by our cowardly Brotherhood of The Most Gracious Republican Losers.

      • Ken Alan Draper

        not to mention several Ohio precints, & the conviction of several northern Indiana democrat party officials for voting fraud.

  • SpaceRacer423

    when youre falling for the “FreeWood Post” it shows just closed minded and ignorant you really are.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      and even confronted with the truth that she never said that..

      These same inbred morons will refuse to believe it.. They’ve been conditioned since 08 to believe Tina Fey was actually Sarah Palin, so you can literally make up anything, and these stupid rejects will believe it without the slightest trace of critical thought,… “it FEELS like something Tina Fey.. er cough, Palin would say”… and they swallow it, every time.

      You want to just shake these morons like a rat to put SOME sense in them..

      • SpaceRacer423

        Wanna have some ripping good fun?

        1) Create a fake news story that quotes Palin speaking to a CA audience and saying “just looking at faces, I could tell there were some folks who are here not because they were born here.”
        2) post fake story on FB, twitter, and other social media.
        3) watch libs declare it the most ignorant and racist statement ever.
        4) reveal that it was actually an Obama quote
        5) watch libs pretend it never happened.

        • nc ✓s & balances

          The only problem is it will never be “erased.”

  • arttie

    Sooo Verrrry interesting.

    • Milos Gamelin III™

      Good Point

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Here’s one for ya’ – Teacher from Texas isn’t having any of Obama’s Teabagger for T-given, nor does the teacher seem to desire to keep Obama’s written letter either…

    See the presidents handwritten letter with the quote teabaggers in it

  • EastValleyConservative

    It still amazes me how these people woke up one day and just hated her. And they CANNOT tell you why. I guess that was an early experiment in propaganda that worked.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Goebbel-ites and Alinski-ites didn’t climb back under the soil from wench they came, it’s really sickening to know, yet there is in America a communist party. >

    • Mary123s

      no kidding

      the only reason why they hate on the lady was because she invigorated the Republican vote in 2008

      while they thought they had it lined up for Obama. They had to destroy her. How come all of her emails as governor were important while O’s college records were not?

      Palin is America’s Hester Prynne

      Obama is America’s Vanity Project

  • don e lee

    Wow, talk about low information playas.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      and while the desire to sit them down and show them the truth is real.. you know they have no interest in hearing it.. Foul replies, and a steel encased closed mind, that is Obama’s base voter.. full of hate, and happy to stay that way.

  • Jack Deth

    To paraphrase a favorite line from Warner Brothers’ Yosemite Sam:

    “Liberals is so stupid!”

  • djshawman

    My God. These people actually vote…No wonder…Dear God. No wonder.

    • SpaceRacer423

      it isn’t just that they vote,
      its how many times they vote.

  • therantinggeek

    @anjunatayy – F*** you, Sarah Palin…

    I don’t think Ms Palin swings that way. Even if she did, and it’s none of my freakin’ business, I don’t think she’d want to be under the sheets with the likes of you. Sithspit, even I’d be wary if I were a single man.

  • Fenton

    their so dumb they wont even search out if its real before they start going stupid

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Sorry, but those people are extremely STUPID.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      But YOU’RE not, Steve. Congrats on making Twitchy last night on the “BHO can tell who the immigrants are by their faces” thread. Woo Hoo!

      • Steve__Jacobson

        Thank you. It just shouldn’t be that difficult in todays world to check the internet to find out if something is true or not. They’d do well to memorize the saying “Google is you friend”.

  • lesterwink23

    They believe it because they desperately want to…

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I blame Walt Disney’s singing bug:

      “If your heart is in your dream
      No request is too extreme…”

      “When you wish upon a star
      Your dreams come true…”

      • nc ✓s & balances

        OMG, who knew?

  • nc ✓s & balances

    I haven’t looked at this “satire” site, but it appears that it’s not doing a very good job of being clear about its supposed intent.

    For example, years ago when you read Mad Magazine, there was NO DOUBT, even to a young child, that you were reading satire. No one could mistake it for truth.

    Fine print disclaimers may satisfy attorneys, but this is doing great damage. Didn’t we learn from Tina Fey that a good imitation is good enough for those who wish to believe?

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      Because liberals never actually do satire.. they do smears and propaganda.. then put a tiny line disclaimer in so they aren’t sued..

      a real parody site would have it in bold letters up front.. these lefty slander sites are desperately hoping people believe everything they print, are counting on it, which shows how closed minded and bigoted they think their own voters are.

  • Brother bob

    liberals are the most ignorant miscreants.

  • Texan357

    I hope they were taken to task soundly and ridiculed roundly. I really do.

  • plaingolf

    Gosh these people are really stupid. If Obama was used instead of Palin then they would know it’s satire.

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      probably not even then, they’d just burn down the guys house before he could explain.. and even if he did, like Oprah, they’d be whining about you “disrespecting” their black president.

      That these same idiots had “KILL Bush” posters on their walls wouldn’t make a dent..

      only truly stupid people can hold on to this level of hate for this long, rational people cool down, move on, not these freaks of nature.. They hold onto hatred like it was a winning lotto ticket.

  • Republicanvet

    Quite a contrast with the ignorant rants about free birth control and GOPwaronwomen lunacy in the VeeJayjay thread.

    Yes liberals. This is what you believe.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    I see the “coexist” representatives have chimed in. They get most of their news from Comedy Central so they don’t know how to differentiate between what they want to be truth and actual truth.

    • Bill Phillips

      I’m sure they would reply that if Sarah didn’t say it …then … she wanted to say it …in their liberally twisted PDS syndrome brain!

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    If you look up gullible in a dictionary, there’s a picture of FDR riding a unicorn while reading Harry Potter: The Half-Blood Prince

    • Paladin

      OMG!!!! Seriously?????

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        um.. YEAH… of course there is, everyone KNOWS that.

  • sanchez

    And the liberals demand tolerance of their perversions but offer none to others.

  • jumper297

    Ah… the critical thinking skills of the free-range American liberal on display once again.

  • $51188365

    There are many, many substantive reasons why Sarah Palin would make a fine president for all Americans in a time of crisis, but the fact that so many of these Obama supporters would absolutely lose their minds and likely leave the country would be a nice side benefit.

  • kateorjane

    It almost looks like there is some idiot who screens the net for anything attributed to Palin. Then when they find something a post is sent out to all the PDS twits telling them to fire up their indignation. Looks like it doesn’t matter if they don’t know the site or look for verification. Something to make Palin look bad – high on their priority list.

    • BMightyCreative

      Its worse – people make up stuff (Free Wood Press) and put words in Sarah’s mouth and the left goes nuclear and ‘wants’ to believe the worst about her.

  • Thomas Purcell

    Ah yes the War on women….and the battle of Stony Bridge in Chappaquiddick

    • Ruth

      The Captain of the USS Oldsmobile

    • Bill Phillips

      When will the trial begin? I thought there wasn’t a statute of limitations on MURDER!

      • Thomas Purcell

        Well he’s dead- so there’s that.

  • john56

    Was Martin Bashir asked for his comment on this latest “quote?”

  • Tre Sivaad

    Sarah Palin is berated for something she never said, but its racist to repeat the actual things Obama has said in interviews and speeches?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      It’s also RAAAACCCCIIISSTTT To disagree with KING FINK OBAMA, In any way, shape, or form… FIFY! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • alanstorm

    Here’s a depressing thought: These people’s votes count the same as yours.

    • Marvin Nelson

      You got that right! Except that sometimes their vote counts two or three times as much as ours, even if they are deceased.

      • twistedgenius

        That made me think of this..

  • AmericanLass

    Scary to think there are so many evil stupid people in the US. They want sooooo badly to believe the lies from their side to try to make O look better. Its really getting to them who they support. Note how violence plays a part in their hatred.

  • des111168

    Holy crap, this country has a lot of stupid people. Really, dumb as a rock people.

  • gary4205

    FYI, Sarah Palin is MARRIED to a Upik Indian Her kids are Upik Indian! Democrats are stupid hate spewing filth

  • anjullyn

    I despair at the stupidity shown by progs, or as I call them, low infos.

  • Mari Alvarez

    What a bunch of gullible morons lol!!!

  • Rock ThisTown

    Is it necessary to point out that liberal proggies fall for lies? (Hints: Obama ’08 & ’12)

    • lyndaaquarius

      very naive and easily fooled people.

  • Red Fred

    Have Native American heritage and enough sense to know Sarah Palin wouldn’t make such a ridiculous comment. Why don’t they?

  • ceemack

    Oh, the irony of being called an “idoit”.

  • Zorro

    Liberal Democrats always disappoint. Too hateful to realized they’ve been punked by other hateful liberal Democrats.

  • CrustyB

    I can’t imagine what it’s like, living inside that little fantasy world that all liberals inhabit, completely cut-off from reality.

  • Charles Kunold

    I have to assume a couple of things with these trolls (1) The cord was wrapped VERY tight around their neck at birth (2) the EPA did not condemn the contaminated gene pool before they scooped out their diseased DNA (3) Crash test dummy for an auto maker. (4) If ignorance and stupidity were a disease these idiots would be no life support with no hope of recovery.

    It is also painfully obvious that each one of these losers has an abundant supply of straws because they will suck anything up. AT this rate I am sure they blamed Katrina on Palin, Weiner losing the election, and ObamNuts Care being a total failure. Maybe if their kids end up in prison that will be Palin’s fault too.

    Does anyone think they will be just a wee bit embarrassed when they find out their racist rants were all for naught? Can you imagine if you said something about Michelle Obama? The tweets would fly like no other. But say it about a white conservative? Then anything is fair game. I would rather be covered in honey, tied to a stake and placed over a ant hill than be a DemNutCrat

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or any Conservative Woman, regardless.. Remember all the slings and arrows Mia Love and Michelle Bachmann took, as well? If you are to the right of the most moderate Liberal woman, you are a target. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • gman213

    These are the same morons who believed they could keep their healthcare plan and their doctor if they liked them….LMAO….useful idiots.

    • lainer51

      and voted for the King.

    • Lemuel Vargas

      Ain’t Karma a biotch…

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Interesting how demonstrably ignorant the morons are who keep insisting on calling Palin ignorant, huh?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Jorge calling her a “steaming pile of dumb” is just hilarious!

  • RedSoloCup

    More psychobabble from low-digit IQ Obama sheeple.

    Liberalism IS a mental disorder.

  • Puro Pets

    Yep! LOW information voters out in full force once again! These ppl are such a joy to LOL at! Gov Palin lives RENT FREE in their pea sized brains!

  • RedSoloCup

    Jorge Marquez
    Sarah Palin is a steaming pile of dumb.

    So are you. You must have been the one who got constantly beaten up for your lunch money in school.

  • John Gasper

    wow….liberals are hateful……and dumb…..Sarah Palin never has anything personally negative to say about anybody. Yeah she thinks Obama is an idiot but it’s true…..

  • RedSoloCup


    FUCK YOU Sarah palin FUCK YOU! Sarah Palin: “Thanksgiving is for Real Americans Not Indians”
    Better enjoy those pretty looks while you still have them… too bad once you get past 40 you will loose them toots.

    • Spinmamma


    • lyndaaquarius

      you realize that the brilliant and powerful Gov. Palin is just weeks away from 50. But,you’re so right,she’s amazing looking and so youthful. All that clean living and right thinking.

  • hibiscus72

    not just liberals falling for this – a whole bunch of her fans on facebook too.

    • Walter Sobchak

      I doubt any of them are her fans. They’re more likely subhuman astroturfing OFA mobies and concern trolls.

      • Lemuel Vargas

        You hit the nail squarely in the head there, Walter!!!

  • Guest

    Sarah Palin has been attacked ,scrutinized and vilified by the media like no one else; she has withstood the slings, barbs, bullets, and arrows that would have fallen a lesser person.

    Soon after Palin entered the national political scene as Arizona Sen. John McCain’s GOP running mate, she was attacked as a diva, a clothes hog, an irresponsible mother and a political mercenary. They dismissed what she achieved as mayor of her hometown, commissioner of the state’s oil and pipeline board and governor of America’s largest state.

    Sarah Palin’s enemies decided that nothing was too personal to attack-including her marriage, her children, her faith, and her wardrobe.

    The media distorted Palin’s positions and beliefs beyond recognition. And almost every word out of her mouth was spun as a “flub”.

    The media hounded her, and her family, on a daily basis, flat out making crap up (like that she, personally, shot wolves from the air). They claimed her baby was not her own; used despicable language to attack her, and her family; sent numerous reporters to Wasilla to dig up dirt on her ; AP reporters “factchecked” her book; accused her of being an accomplice to murder, her email hacked by the son of a Democrat congressman, political operatives filing endless bogus ethic charges designed to bankrupt a working family with a special need toddler and much more.

    • lyndaaquarius

      I’ve seen those awful old photographs of the crowds of angry white bigots with ugly,contorted faces and raised fists protesting school integration back in 1957. The object of their sick hatred? little black children trying to enter a school.I imagine all the crazy Palin haters have the same ugly faces and stupid,stupid minds. They’ve been instructed by their Leftists masters to “destroy Sarah Palin at all costs” The Leftist masters fear Gov Palin. They fear her power to change the whole game.


    Typical frothing at the mouth libidiots who wage the true war on women and make them feel as if they are worthless. Nice work Progs, and by nice work, I mean go fuck yourselves with a 2×4 and no lube.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Before your post gets deleted by the Powers-that-be.. AMEN! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • seek456

    Let’s just stop for a second and think of the site that started this. Why? Why would they want to slime Palin all over again. She didn’t get enough from Bashir? They thought she needed more people to hate her for absolutely nothing – “it’s a joke folks” doesn’t cut it. They knew exactly what they were doing and the hate and misinformation it would bring on.

    I don’t know how broad Palin’s shoulders are – but the hate the left has managed to manufacture against this poor woman for nothing more than being an attractive republican is beyond contemptible. All the Saturday Night Live skits and the “stupid” things she never said but people are convinced she did.

    I find this entire “satire site” heinous for piling on Palin behind the facade of “humor”.

    • Guest

      Those bogus stories are designed to discredit Sarah Palin.

    • Bill Phillips

      Well said! It shouldn’t surprise anyone how many willfully ignorant Obamites fell for this lame attempt at humor!

  • lainer51

    stupid people fall for anything, anytime!

  • Renny

    ‘Idoits’? Hahahaha.

  • Oilfart1

    I love libtards. They make me laugh.

  • David

    Sometimes I am shocked how completely dumb liberals can be. Shocked, I tell you, until I remember these are the same dolts who voted for Obama TWICE, thinking they would get FREE health care.

    • Lemuel Vargas

      And thus what they sow, how they reap…Ain’t Karma a biotch…

  • John Howard

    When you’re “low information” even misinformation is very sponge-worthy to their mush-minds and is readily absorbed.

  • Victoria Richardson

    These people are the joke. Talk about a war on women. The progressives seem to be in the War on Women club. It was a fake story !! These people need to get a grip.

  • Stephie Sky McKinley

    I don’t know how people can do this to another person and still imagine that they are not the problem. It just makes no sense to me. None.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Stay classy, you humorless LibTurds… SARAH PALIN DID NOT SAY THAT! It was made up by an un-funny website as a satire piece on the Thanksgiving Holiday. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! Sarah would NEVER EVER say anything like that!
    Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Smith

    Imagine life without libturds. No hate, no violence, no vulgarity, that is good, the bad part?No one to pick on, no easy to make of of turds.

  • Cam

    In part, collectivism refers to the notion that society somehow magically exists apart from the individuals comprising it and must therefore be centrally planned and directed.

  • Cherry Walker

    What ever happened to the tolerant left?

  • John Hopson

    You leftist twits are so far down the intelligence curve you’re in small brained primate territory.
    Sarah Palin’s toe-nail clippings have more intelligence than the collective leftist intelligence I see here….if what I’m seeing here could be called intelligence at all.
    You are without doubt some of the dumbest examples of humanity on this planet.

  • Laddie_Blah_Blah

    The only thing possibly dumber than believing the lies about Sarah Palin is refusing to believe the truth about Mr. Dope ‘n Strange.

    She has been telling the truth and has been right in accurately predicting virtually everything Dope has done, while he has been an egregious liar and has been deliberately deceitful in virtually everything he has said.

    If possible, his dwindling number of supporters are even dumber than he is deceitful.