Better question: Do we want to know why people are chattering about “leftover labia”? 

Oh, we will, sir. We most definitely will. Some days we love Twitter. And others? Kill. It. With. Fire.

If you’re out of the leftover labia loop, here’s the deal: Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner, Sydney Leathers, is reportedly auctioning off her “leftover labia” after plastic surgery to neaten things up for her blossoming porn career. (Are there any lengths we won’t go to for our readers?)

According to TMZ, she’ll be “encasing it in lucite.”

https://twitter.com/politicsofamy/statuses/405400955820064768

Leathers’ leftover labia in lucite. Is it too early to start drinking?

https://twitter.com/michelelfrost/status/405406417193951232

https://twitter.com/6LambsMom/status/405413814167818240

But people aren’t just gasping and gagging. There’s advice to be found on these here Twitters:

  • CitizenEgg

    It’ll be even sadder when she finds out the ‘leftover’ is the one everyone’s most interested in. #SadTrombone

  • Fairfax51

    Ok…So…to unburn your eyes after reading the above…..no….got nothing…it’s sick now and always will be.

    • grais

      Well, her father approves of everything she does.
      Lovely family. Just lovely.

  • grais

    He really picks the classy ones, doesn’t he?

    • Clayton Grant

      I’m betting he’s the first (and maybe only) bidder.

      • grais

        Yeah, he’d be the one to want Leather’s leather.

        • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

          I don’t think Lucite will cut the mustard in this case, they might want to consider using carbonite.

          • grais

            And 10 foot poles. Don’t forget the 10 foot poles.

            She’s pretty young, isn’t she? I wonder how on earth she got so sloppy.

            No I don’t .

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            A lack of appreciation for the natural gifts God gave her would be my guess. I have a mental picture of her raised in a normal household with traditional values and there she’s a very attractive young woman, with an enviable future ahead of her.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    And someone is going to buy it. So gross.

    • Joe W.

      If she put ’em on eBay, there would be plenty of bids from the sickos out there…..

  • WhoMeToo
  • marion vega

    it’s been done before. yawn*

  • LegalizeShemp

    They have enough leftover labia from Leatherface to make 4 nice catcher’s mitts for the LA Dodgers next year.

  • rm1evo

    HA HAH AHA!!

  • Scorpion

    It was really done to treat the snoring sound of the occasional episodes of labial apnea.

  • CO2 Producer

    If you like your labia…

  • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

    Was this procedure covered under Obamacare? For me at least, it’s major birth control.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      So’s her face.

  • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

    If you like your labia, you can keep your…oh never mind.

    • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I am eating lemon meringue pie right now…

      err…was…

      • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

        You’ll be saying hello to that again soon enough I’m sure…yak.

      • DeadlockVictim

        Least you weren’t eating a roast beef sandwich.

    • $56231069

      I’d say you won.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    New low: Achieved! (100)

  • rssllue

    What the…

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Pure.Unearthed.Garbage.

  • Pat Loudoun

    What would YOU do if you were Huma?

    • Rich Davie

      What a name… Hum a Weiner ! LOL

      I hope she kept her maiden name !

      • Marauder

        She did – her name is Huma Abedin.

        • Rich Davie

          You can’t blame her ! LOL

  • Texan357

    Fucking puke on all the things.

    LOL [coughing] LOL

  • BigRed

    It sounds like the worst Thanksgiving dish EVER.

  • AZWarrior

    Wow, what a strange and wonderful world where one can buy spare meat curtains. :-(

  • RIChris

    And next year, when flamboyant labia is all the rage, she’ll have regrets.

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    :::turns page::::

  • Rich Davie

    Wow… this is disgusting !

    Who in their right mind would advertise something like this on Twitter !?

  • sentry_99

    So Sydney Leathers? Sydney LEATHERS. LEATHERS. I get it now. How did I not see that before.

  • ceemack

    Oh, goodness…there’s such an obvious joke here, but it’s just too tasteless.

    Kind of like Sydney Leathers, come to think of it.

  • carmenta

    this is common practice in many muslim nations – infibulation or female genital mutilation…seems like something that will be covered under obamacare

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    I could have spent my whole life not knowing this and being perfectly okay. So much for that plan. Damn you, curiosity.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    Don’t bother sending it to Rob Ford, he’s got more than enough to eat at home.

  • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

    BRB, drinking bleach and hoping for the best…

  • Ryan Schneider.

    *Sigh* I wish I didn’t have know all about this, but a combination of a particularly thorough sex education class (I envy my sister’s kids for being homeschooled), plus some weird debates I overheard during art studies have left me strangely knowledgeable for a celibate bachelor. It is all part and parcel of the obsession with perfect symmetry. Even young women can have asymmetric flaps, which most classic nude painters pretended never happened. This has led to a feedback loop among male observers wanting a more and more unlikely ideal of beauty, even as visual prostitution has worn away moral ideals entirely. It is no wonder that a woman who intends to show her genitals as often as she shows her face would want them to be conforming to the golden ratio, the goal of which is what plastic surgery is all about. But a doctor that can be bribed into doing absurd, unethical things with medical waste is unworthy of the office.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Just place the leftover labia within the pages of a large treasured book so years later you can get it out and tell your grand kids about it.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    I’d buy it but I already have a tent.

  • Dane Gunderson

    Sydney is auctioning off her Leathers… make it into a Wallet and if you rub it just right you get a Suitcase.

  • Wi Tu Lo

    There is a Sandra Fluke connection just waiting out there somewhere…