As Twitchy reported, the White House is promoting its very own Thanksgiving Hunger Games. And of course, with the celebrity president in office, no White House event is complete without a shout-out to Obama’s peeps. This time? Lady Gaga and Beyoncé.

Yes. You did. Talk about “Bad Romance.”

Ladies and gentlemen, your White House at work:

Gaga and Bey have yet to acknowledge Caramel and Popcorn on Twitter.

Some citizens hoped the “Bad Romance” and “Halo” lovin’ turkey tweets were the work of hackers.

But no.

May the odds be ever in your favor, America.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    I will pretend I never clicked on this page.

    • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

      Like an out of body experience isn’t it? My palm print has now left a permanent impression on my face.

    • http://IKnowBO.com/ Slam1263

      I don’t know, it gave me something to kill an hour one.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Why are those two tweets using pictures of Carney?

  • grais

    I’ll be shocked if I ever learn that there’s an adult in the WH.

    • Scorpion

      An adult in this WH is just a kid with longer legs.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    We know now that the folks in our Whitehouse more than just skipped over the many blessings of all of America and All The People and definitely are now an Oligarchy.

  • Joe W.

    Focused like a laser, eh Barack??

  • Michael

    This all has just become sad to watch .

  • Mister A

    Twitter needs to create the parody accounts for Caramel and Popcorn. They should have a Twitter spat non-stop until Thanksgiving Day, when one account goes silent.

    • Al’s Sad Grampa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “Gobble, gobble motha f***a!” – Popcorn
      “Fo shizzle [redacted]!” – Caramel

    • Scorpion

      The Popcorn troll never sleeps.

  • Bob Adams

    I was hoping this year the Turkey’s would “pardon” the president and take over the White House. That would have been a big improvement.

  • Bob Adams

    I thought Barack and Michele were going by new twitter handles “PopCorn and Caramel”.

  • John Titus

    Who’s the turkey again?

  • Zefal

    The veil is finally off what we have known all along – obama is actually Jar Jar Binks.