Oh, man. So wrong … and yet oh-so-right! Also, ewwwww.

It really does. Thanks, Obama!


Trouble a’brewin’ with Obamacare? Perish the thought!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Yes, sir Larry The Red Plan is real trouble…

  • CitizenEgg

    Turns out every plan under Obamacare will be ‘Iron Pyrite’. Thanks Obama voters!

    • arttie

      But it is shiny and pretty.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        Was it Kipling who recited the fable about catching a monkey by putting something shiny in a narrow necked bottle? The monkey could let go, and escape.. but the shiny!!!… so they hang on till the hunter comes back..

        if that isn’t every Obama voter, I don’t know a better description.

  • Creel Otters

    ‘Probing’ will be the least of our worries under 0bamacare.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Methinks the ARS-er, IRS will do more probing than Doctors will! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Naaaaaah….I think the government will be happy to provide those.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Larry, sir… Orange Plan be close to the color red plan, which we already have sense for which is conducive to the Bronze Plan and after completion of Prostate self exam it is Now the…

    0’Cushioned Hemorrhoid Plan. (Note: Unicorn droppings stuck to the anchor)

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      I heard a caller the other day talking about the Dems wanting to delay the personal mandate. He described it as “the GOP throwing out liferafts from the sinking ship for 5 years and the Dems shooting holes in every one of them. Then when the ship starts the rapid trip to the bottom, they want into the one remaining liferaft.”

      • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Sounds apt.

        • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

          yeah.. it does… They’re special.. so step aside while yer betters take that last raft peasants..

          These same democrats would have been throwing women and children over board on the Titanic, all so that last lifeboat was VIP’s only.

      • Tom Calvert

        Kind of, no, exactly what happened on the Titanic…

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    It’s okay Larry, you can use the “Blue Language” if you want, to describe OBAMASCAM… Hell, I would! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Expat61

    The Red Plan occurs when the IRS rapes the U.S. taxpayer for money to pay for Obamacare and subsidies to Obama’s cronies. The Permanent Political Party is riding the backside of the American public like a bronco buster trying to make it to 8 seconds, raking the public with spurs. Too bad they have been doing this for 80 years thanks to the Republican and Democratic parties.

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Re things lost during certain exams: This too shall pass….

    • curiozities

      You have to pass it to see what’s in it, AKA a stool sample.

  • ConservativeTexan

    I thought I heard someone yell “bend over” when the Demwits sold this law to us.
    With No’care we’ll get the customer service of the DMV and the compassion of the IRS. Thanks Democrats. We’ll remember you in a year. And that’s a promise!

  • AZWarrior

    Obamacare is the Democrat’s version of an IED. (Intentional Economy Destroyer)

    • NRPax

      At least Lucy didn’t demand a novel’s worth of paperwork before treating anyone.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Larry, you pig,that’s like, totally disgusting!” Sincerely, Martin Bashir

    • ELC

      Martin should bend over and see what plan he will belong to…oh right the “Bronze Plan”.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    O-care should be nicknamed the “Bendover Healthcare Plan”. THAT would be most accurate!

    • Suzyqpie

      Ben Dover HealthCare plan, would be better, democrats wouldn’t get it.

  • AmericanMom

    The dirt plan will be for those about to meet the death panels.

    • Fhalkyn Phoenix

      Actually, the Death Panels are very kind; they offer a wide variety of ways for you to “voluntarily” end your own life!

  • BeeKaaay

    Is the silver plan where, after you pay for it, you have a sliver of a paycheck? :)

  • Jim Evans

    Maybe Cher will help with the prostate exams? @cher

  • ObamaFail

    The Bronze Plan is the “Arm” plan. The Silver Plan is the “Leg” Plan. The Gold Plan is the “Arm AND a leg plan”. And Platinum is the “Only rich people can afford me” plan.

    • TexasMom2012

      And the Diamond plan is where taxpayers foot the bill for Congress who makes more in salary and benefits than the bottom 99%. FIFY

  • ashknothole

    The Senate just signed the filibuster rule changes with that “bronze” finger. It was the one in the middle.

  • Montesquieu

    In this YouTube video we find delusional marxist Barack Obama claiming that he’s visited 57 states: http://youtu.be/EpGH02DtIws?t=10s