Yes, yes he is, according to this morning’s pool report.

And the press corps is on it!

But oh, the excitement!

Insert “Caddyshack” reference here:

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.

  • docmacs

    “I’m alright nobody worry ’bout me

    Why you got to gimme a fight, can’t you just let it be?”

    “Who do you want and who you gonna be today?

    And who is it really makin’ up your mind?”

    • Hot_wings

      It’s been ages since I have seen Caddyshack, is that Kenny Loggins song in it ?

      • docmacs

        At the very end….I can still see the gopher dancing to it…..

  • bkeyser

    Obama just raised the price of health insurance; he’s been losing at the track lately.

    • rssllue

      Obama: “It’s in the hole!”
      Lackey: “Congratulations on a fine shot, sir!”
      Obama: “I was talking about Obamacare you nitwit! Lick my shoes!”

    • karmafordems

      Maybe he’ll get hit with his own ball, or whack himself in the azz with his own club

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The website for the private club promises an “exclusive atmosphere with some of south Florida’s foremost socialists.

    • Worship Dancer

      yea i wondered if that tweet had misspelled that word. i was pretty sure it was spelled the way YOU spelled it.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Just another “squirrel!” moment for the Prezuhdunce and his groupies.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Don’t you mean “gopher”?

  • thedumbblonde

    Oh the jokes on this one will write themselves…..

    • colonialmarine

      and some of the jokes have just been waiting patiently for just the right moment, and the equally deserving moron…

    • GetItRight

      Despite the storm that swirls around him, Obama continues to golf…smh: “I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while…”

  • Mama Bear

    Obama: “You’ll get nothing and like it!”

    • Jill

      In that same vein, I can completely imagine Michelle Obama repeating the line that preceded that statement…”I want a hot dog….I want a hamburger…..I want a cheeseburger”….

      • Republicanvet

        Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

  • colonialmarine

    “Some people just don’t belong…”

  • thedumbblonde

    Americans are losing their healthcare insurance….

  • Mama Bear

    Obama as Judge Smails: “You’ll get nothing and like it!” ….sums him up well.

  • screen_name_already_taken Why don’t ya just let me be!

  • JeffWRidge

    Obama is a tremendous slouch.

  • itsatax

    I’ve always wanted to play Bushwood.

    • Noah

      it’s fitting that the course is named Bushwood (in the movie at least) cuz Obammy really likes the name because he says it so often

      “Bush would”

  • thedumbblonde
    • Skittles

      It’s the best man. I got it from a mulatto named Soetoro. You’re probably so high right now, you don’t even know it.

      • thedumbblonde

        It’s times like these that I wish I did drugs.

        • Skittles

          I remember right after Barry was reelected, Rush was talking about how Colorado and Washington legalized marijuana. He made the following (paraphrased) hilarious comment: “We should all be able to smoke some pot. That might make the next four years a little more bearable”.

  • David Johnson


    • rippersnort

      There’s no balls on the course today…

      • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Yeeeeouch!! :)

        • Scorpion

          Did somebody step on a duck?

  • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    President Obama is the Baby Ruth and America is the swimming pool.

    • Joshua

      Except in Obama’s case its not a Baby Ruth.

      • TheOriginalDonald


    • BlueGood

      Ground Hog learned Obama was playing on his home turf…..

      …took the easy way out……………. ( :’o(

    • TheOriginalDonald

      NO SPAULDING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Part138

      I know what the scene you’re referring to was supposed to make people think, but I’d be pretty grossed out to see someone eat a candy bar found in a swimming pool even if I KNEW it was a candy bar! (not to mention wouldn’t the chlorine make it taste horrible?) (-:

  • lesterwink23

    I love Caddyshack, but it’s still not a big a joke as Obama is

  • pdigaudio

    Might as well get a laugh out of this …

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      The difference between Rodney Dangerfield and Barack Obama:

      One of them is a clown who (wrongly) thinks he deserves more respect than people give him.

      The other one is a former aluminum-siding salesman who went into the comedy and nightclub business.

      • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        And Dangerfield earned every drop of respect he truly got.

  • CableNewsGuy

    Ever the campaigner Obama will try and convince the gophers that it is he, NOT mother nature, who is looking out for their best interests.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Al Czervik at the end of the movie: “Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

    Barack Obama on Obamacare: “Hey, everybody, you’re all gonna get screwed!”

  • HanaFiveO

    Squeeeeeeeeeee! Where’s a rabid, cunning rodent when you need one?

    • Scorpion

      Hillary is still trying to get out of her own hole.

      • HanaFiveO

        The GOP establishment is doing their best to lower a rope to her…but the whole is sooooo deep…

        • nc ✓s & balances

          Bonus points for saying GOP instead of Dems…

      • Republicanvet

        If the comment was about Hillary, cunning was misspelled.

    • IBXNJ

      “Vermin Cong”

  • US_Patriot1776

    No free healthcare for you,…but on your “deathbed”,…you will receive total conscientiousness,…so, I got that going for me, which is nice..

  • Al’s Sad Grampa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “That’s the worst looking President I’ve ever seen. You get a free bowl of soup with that President?”

    • TheOriginalDonald

      It looks good on Letterman though (rolls eyes)

  • ObamaFail

    Obama finds out how many Americans are going to lose insurance because of his policies, and goes golfing to celebrate.

  • brewerandpatriot

    “Don’t sell yourself short judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.”

  • thedumbblonde

    Yo, Barry…

  • capisce

    Maybe it’s just me, but Obama golfing, in the midst of turmoil, reminds me of a different Bill Murray movie, Groundhog Day -’cause it’s freaking deja vu, all over again.

  • TocksNedlog

    Laser-like focus on gophers!

  • karmafordems

    Wonder if he’s dressed like Rodney D’s character

  • Finrod Felagund

    “Don’t you people have jobs?” (Not any more we don’t.)

  • Stu Gotts

    “Fifty bucks says the Obama kid picks his nose.”

    • GetItRight

      I bet Obama’s kid wishes he’d picked his nose instead of a fight with a “white Hispanic” neighborhood watchman.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      “A Thousand bucks says he slices it” #RodneyDangerfield XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Joe W.

    “Now I know why tigers eat their young”…..

  • John Luger

    One year down, three more to go. Just ride out the storm, people, that’s all we can do at this point…

  • ashknothole

    Those Dumbo ears are perfect for holding up Ted Knight’s hat.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “What do get with that hat, a bowl of soup?”

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Hey Moochelle, you’re alright baby, you must have been something before electricity!”

    • thedumbblonde

      “You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”.

  • Maxx

    “I’m alright
    Nobody worry ’bout Michelle and me
    Why you got to gimme a fight?
    Can’t you just let 50 million canceled health plans be?”

  • vcferlita


  • Marvin Nelson

    Be the ball . . . Nanananana

  • TheOriginalDonald

    This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Somebody get Chuck Norris and Ken Wahl. THE JUDGE NEEDS HELP FINDING HIS CHECKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SPCAndyJ

    Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

  • Thomas Purcell

    I understand Ted Cruz moonlights there as a gardener.

  • porgiefirefighter

    He better not abuse his caddy or step on a gopher.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    He only went there because he heard of Carl’s hybrid of Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

  • FlatFoot

    Yes, the world needs ditch diggers too. But, professional Caddies can make a lot of money these days. They also get to hobnob and rub elbows with their betters.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Stop off at Carl’s shed for a ‘CANNONBALL!’ XD Jawamax 8<{D}
    Its part Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed finch and Northern California Sinsemillia… XD LOL (Sorry, I couldn't resist..)

  • Carabella1

    Must be a slow news day for Twibitchy.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    “The shortest distance between two points is a straight line….In the opposite direction.” #ChevyChase #MyPhilosophy(ies) Jawamax 8<{D}

  • sanfordandsons

    A great movie but the course was dishonored by Barry’s arrival.