Breaking! Or not.

Comedian Lil Duval hosts “Ain’t That America” on MTV2. Is this a comedy riff or the reality of Obamacare smacking him hard upside the head? Maybe a little of both?

For the record:

(Hat tip: @kurtbradwill)

  • pajamakat

    Gee, I wonder who he voted for.

    • Jake Wilde

      Not only that, can he utter an intelligible sentence? How do you get rich by subscribing to “stupid?”

      • thedumbblonde

        It’s Obama’s America, Dude.

        • Moto

          “The f##k I’m getting charge more for already having insurance?”

          Welcome to Socialism, comrade. You voted for it. If you like paying more so that illegal aliens get health insurance when they take your job, you can KEEP paying more so that illegal aliens get health insurance when they take your job.

          This is what you retards get for calling the Tea Party “terrorists” when they had a better idea of what was going to happen than you.

      • Jennifer

        You must be old school…

      • Thale Taxurfeet

        “How do you get rich by subscribing to “stupid?””

        By following that age old advice, knowing your audience.

        • Jake Wilde

          Yeah, rhetorical question to point out the absurdity. :)

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            Yup, entertainers and the lyin share of politicians, getting rich off their audiences…

      • AmericanMom

        If he can’t use the “f” word in a sentence, he can’t speak at all. Obama voter personified.

      • wakethesheeple

        By writing the book on the “stupid” subject.

    • LynnnDeee

      Hey at least Katy Perry still loves the president. #bimbo

    • cmerlo1

      If he voted.

    • Jeremy

      Yeah he is slowly waking up from his Obama coma.He got a rude awakening.

    • Jason

      Given his inability to speak/type normally, it should be pretty obvious.

  • Nate Brown

    No sympathy for these idiots. They voted mainstream without looking into any facts whatsoever. Every last one of these mindless low information voters are getting exactly what they deserve now.

  • DontMetaDataMeBro

    I’m confused. So Mtv puts a guy who can’t even speak proper English on tv to communicate with the audience?

    • Orpheus75

      Consider the audience

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Between Li’l Duval’s picture and Mika Brzezinski’s, either of them could be a strong contender in the Jesse Jackass Frown-a-thon.

  • Creel Otters

    Dat’s wot you voted for, bruh.

    Revel in the stupidity that is the low-info voter.

  • Marvin Nelson

    What an intelligent, articulate Obummer zombie. I need to find someone who translates jive so I can figure out whether this moron is happy, sad, or pissed.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      Mrs Billingsley is happy to assist, but only on video.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ

      • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Surely you can’t be serious.

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        And don’t call HER “Shirley,” either.

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Say, Phil, do you like gladiator movies?

        • TocksNedlog

          ‘Tugging a boat’ … ‘Pulling a train’ …

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Airplane! has all the quotes/dialogs one could ever want.

      • vino veritas

        Doesn’t everyone speak jive by now? If not, don’t worry because common core will take care of that!

    • go4it

      Just progressively confused. That happens when your idol lies to you …

  • spaceycakes

    of course it’s blurry when you’ve got sh*t in your eyes. You live around poo-flingers…some of it will get in your eyes.

    • Chris

      He probably wiped it in his own eye. Most of them do….

  • fcalsnoe

    Gee getting blurry dude. Here’s the clear you pay for all the homies that don’t work or won’t and get full subsidies.

  • Joe W.

    This guy is the state of our American culture, values and education today. Thanks, liberals,.thanks a lot.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      He’s the king and Miley Cyrus is the queen. They rule over the country of Derp.

      • Jake Wilde

        Yeah, my generation are the parents of convenience. No boundaries for kids and this is what we get. A youth that is so stupid they all need helmets in order to not hurt themselves. Cinnamon chomping, happy slap culture of stupid.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          I have little room to talk. My generation are the Boomers who for the most part, are responsible for the takeover of education the last 40 years that created this mess.

      • mdtljt

        Which shares a porous border with Dumbfuckistan, it seems…

  • Rock ThisTown

    Sometimes I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake. **** getting blurry
    Here’s some handy tips so you can figure it out, Lil’ Duval: 1. Obama is not real 2. Your vote for him was real 3. Obama’s lies are real 4. Obamacare is not real 5. You keeping your previous insurance is not real 6. The low price you paid before was – ha!, well, you won’t be paying low prices ever again – the high prices you’ll pay now are real!

    You’re very welcome. Always glad to help.

    • go4it

      The defense rests …..

  • LegalizeShemp

    Since when? Since you’re a moron liberal who believes the lies of pathological liars and Marxists that’s since when, Sir Summer’s Eve nozzle !

    • Chris

      Wow, that was as good one. I may have to steal that for later use…..

  • LegalizeShemp

    Wait till the employer mandate kicks in and they start canceling the group plans, then the fecal material is going to hit the fan, fecalhead !

    • DWAAP

      Maybe then our beloved GOP will actually have a spine and really do something about this POS in our WH!

  • maxhansen @afed3352

    Such an intelligent conversation

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Of course he qualifies. He’s black.

    On the bright side… free Thorazine.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      He’ll get maternity coverage, too, right?

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        And free eye care for his ant farm.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Hold up so since Obama care is out we gotta pay more for our regular insurance?”
    — So that it will be affordable … for someone else … comrade.

    “The f*ck!!!! This is some bullsh*t. The f*ck I’m getting charge more for already having insurance?”
    — Because Obama cares … NOT about you … but he cares about somebody.

    “I knew I shouldn’t have never got health insurance”
    — Because that would have made you feel better about being FORCED to get it now?

    • DWAAP

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Exactly!

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      First they came for…me.

      But I voted for “they” and I didn’t know I was “me”.

      Public education everybody [golf clap]

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Just because there’s a dummy black President don’t mean the Democrats are gonna let black folk off the plantation ‘Lil Duval.

    Liberal/Progressive = Give someone else’s fish = Entitled

    Conservative/Libertarian = Teach to fish = Empowered

  • DizzyBlueBaby

    He wants the link to Obamacare so he can “reap” the benefits. The idiot still thinks it’s “free”. Free like food stamps, welfare and medicaid?

    • jumper297

      How do you think it got passed in the first place? When the law cleared the Senate morons were lining up at doctors’ offices because it was now “free.”

      • DizzyBlueBaby

        Backroom deals, political arm twisting, and power plays got it passed. The fact that a large majority of the democratic base would support it on face value due to their intellectually laziness-by assuming it was all going to be just another free government entitlement-was just a bonus.

  • DWAAP

    Welcome to reality idiot!

    • thedumbblonde

      Beautiful.

    • Kristen Peterson

      crack up everytime i see this.

      • DWAAP

        Me too……….

    • MGBSE

      …”AIR UP YOUR TIRES”…”KICK OFF YOUR SLIPPERS”…”AND EAT YOUR PEAS”…”YOU CAN KEEP YOUR POLICY, DOCTOR & HOSPITAL”:…barry soetoro…aka…barack hussein obama…aka…affirmative-action-quota-clown-puppett-president-with-a-race-card…I bet it was the evil racist white half of obama that lied about obamacare.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Oh, who could have seen this coming? Oh right, 48% of America last year.

    Here’s a thought Duval: apologize for voting for Obama and maybe I’ll stop laughing at you.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Or maybe not.

  • Its_My_Fault

    It’s time for men to start having babies so they can take advantage of all that Obamcare offers.

  • Its_My_Fault

    Look folk, you blindly voted for this pot smoker, then he blindly passed the ACA and now you are going to finally open your eyes and pay the price for your ignorance.

  • TocksNedlog

    “So do people still got Medicaid since obama care is out now?”
    — Yes, they do. And YOU get to pay for that, too!

    “Send me the link to obama care I’m getting me some of that sh*t. Might as well reap the benefits from it”
    — You already are! You get to ‘pay more for your regular insurance’. That’s the “benefits” of having voted for Obama.

    “Stop counting my pockets b*tch I ain’t got it like that”
    — Odds are you don’t qualify for tax credits or subsidies. Anyway, whatever happened to ‘paying yo fair share’?

    “Sometimes I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake. Sh*t getting blurry”
    — Put down the blunt and pick up your checkbook. Sh*t’s gettin’ real, up in this healthcare em-effer!

  • Oak Tree Lady

    Reality bites hard, don’t it Lil’?

  • Charles Bryant Seaton

    Did you vote for him? Next time try voting the man and not the color.

  • ObamaFail

    Did he just say that he wants to get Medicaid? Reap the benefits of it? Knowing Obama’s love for helping the rich, I’d say Lil Duvall (being a rich man) will qualify for subsidies.

  • seemorejustice

    Lil Duval sounds like a Lil Idiot!

  • HC

    Lil Duval is actually very bright and isn’t some blind Obama supporter like you all think. You won’t catch him on any Obama-supporting commercials. He has brought up many valid points against Obama in the past, which of course doesn’t sit well with his followers. He is a comedian first and foremost, so don’t let his twitter make you think it’s a direct personal reflection of himself.

  • DWAAP

    Enough said……………….lol

    • thedumbblonde

      Everybody knows that.

      • DWAAP

        Obviously not every body or kingobama would not be sitting in our WH!

        • thedumbblonde

          I was just trying to make a joke off the geico commercials. :(

  • World B. Free

    Shorter Lil Duval:
    “What? You mean my free sh!+ ain’t free? Dafuq?”

  • $7610427

    After someone “sends you the link” to OCare…you go ahead and sign up “for some of that s hit”. Can’t wait to hear how that works out for ya! I’ll be waiting… :)

  • MoocherSux

    Your boy will let you play “spades” with him and Reggie. Ya’ll can “work” it out.

  • WhoDat

    Don’t believe I ever heard anyone say this was free. You’re still having to buy private insurance, but with a subsidy, in some cases.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      Obama’s voters heard “free” because that’s what they demand from him.

    • MoocherSux

      Your fellow kkkool-aid drinkers can’t listen when ya’ll drunk.

    • Chevypowered

      No but it was suppose to be “affordable.” You know. Like the name implied?

      • WhoDat

        That’s what the subsidy is supposed to be for.

        • brightfartbanned me

          most of us can’t afford your subsidy. Which you won’t qualify for because I’m sure your job at Burger King will put you over the eligible dollar limits. F************ janitors will be over the limit.

        • Chevypowered

          So maybe they should change the name to the “Affordable-if you qualify for subsidies- Act. Because it’s pretty misleading giving it a name which implies that it would be affordable to EVERYBODY. So far from those who managed to swim through this swill of a website. Those folks is coming down with a case of WTF?!

        • ObamaFail

          Except if you make what they classify as “too much money”, you end up being told you don’t qualify for a subsidy. People living paycheck to paycheck can’t afford insurance, and what if they’re told they don’t qualify for the subsidy? What will your excuse be then, genius?

          • WhoDat

            If you’re an individual and make under $46,000 a year, which is a lot of people, you can get a subsidy. Most people who make over that hardly live paycheck to paycheck.

            http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/21/news/economy/obamacare-subsidies/

          • ObamaFail

            We’ll see who gets subsidies. My mom’s insurance company told her they doubt she’ll qualify for one. So who actually does qualify? Welfare leeches who refuse to work? Illegals? My mom obviously doesn’t. And I know you’ll blame her insurance company, because really it’s all you have to defend Obamacare, but my mom’s insurance company covered her stay in the hospital a couple of years ago when she had a heart attack and needed surgery. And it covered her last year when she broke her knee cap and they needed surgery to fix it. But I guess my mom has no right choosing her own insurance.

          • WhoDat

            Those on welfare usually already have Medicaid.

            Undocumented immigrants can’t use ACA and, therefore, ineligible for subsidies through it.

            Your mom may already have a plan that complies with the law.

            She can choose her own insurance now and through the exchanges. That’s what they are for; to give people who buy individual market insurance choices in their coverage.

    • MrApple

      Obamacare was clearly sold to the American public, especially the low information voter, as a benefit that they would receive that would paid for by someone else (Who, is a good question.).

      • ObamaFail

        A direct quote from a liberal on the Healthcare.gov facebook page said, “I supported Obamacare, until I found out I was the one paying for it.”

    • ObamaFail

      Tell that to the liberal moron at my mom’s job who thinks that on Jan. 1 everyone is getting a check in the mail that will cover insurance for life.

      • WhoDat

        Have your mom do that. Snap him out of that ignorance.

        Universal healthcare for all is the ultimate dream, this isn’t that.

        • ObamaFail

          Healthcare for all, except those losing their insurance and can’t afford the laughably named Affordable Care Act’s premiums.

          • WhoDat

            Medicare for all, to be more precise.

        • ObamaFail

          Yeah, because Universal Healthcare works so well everywhere else. Just ask the Canadians who were running here for their medical treatments.

          • WhoDat

            We have a better hospital system than Canada does. Even with universal coverage, we will still be the best.

  • AZWarrior

    No ‘hope’ and only small ‘change’ left. Elections have consequences.

  • mickeyco

    Imaging how much junk we wouldn’t have to listen to if no sentence could contain f*ck, sh8t or a**hole.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    If you like your doucheweasel, you can keep your doucheweasel. Unfortunately, they (The LIV morons) did just that.

  • Roger Bournival

    Hey, rube!

  • AdmiralXizor

    Please, nobody tell this guy what Soylent Green is.

  • AdmiralXizor

    Shh… don’t tell anyone the real truth about Obamacare…

    It’s a cookbook.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    I get why Lil Duval is frustrated. Before Obamacare, millions of needy Americans were on Medicaid, and it didn’t directly affect his or anyone else’s policy.

    This boondoggle is turning out to be just an expansion of Medicaid, except oops! they broke the system for everyone in the process.

  • BoscoBolt

    Gee – it’s almost as if he hasn’t been paying attention over the last four years.

  • NickGranite

    Hey Lil Duval,
    May I call you “Lil?
    Anyway, chalk this one up under the “elections have consequences” column and learn from it. Politicians in general & leftist lawyer ones inparticular are lying sacks of chit.

    • Lamb Chop

      Again with the large words. Find a substitute for ”consequences” like “getting hit with a bucket of chit”.

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Jack, you’re crazy!” Sincerely, Shelly Duval

    • Golphin

      Welcome to the party pal.
      John McLane.
      Diehard 1988

  • CainCan

    Wow… waking up out of “fuzzy” sucks, eh? So, when do we get to say, “We told you so”?

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    This is the story of black America’s overwhelming support for Obama.

    “We won! We won! We…WTF is this?!”

    • brightfartbanned me

      Wait till immigration reform hits and they are really shoved to the back of the bus. Obama loves future Illegal Dem’s more than he loves his own kind. Or at least the 1/2 of it. The other 1/2 he punches in the mirror everyday while cursing out his mother.

    • Lamb Chop

      It all boils down to 4 words, folks: Getting Even With Whitey.

  • SP1966

    That is some unintentionally hilarious shit right there!! There is NOTHING more beautiful than seeing the idiots when their chickens come home to roost!

    Stupid is as stupid does!!

    • Lamb Chop

      You used several large words that they don’t understand

  • Patriot fan

    Poetic justice. :-)

  • MNWoman

    Fear not, Lil Duval, by the end of the day you will find a way to blame this on Bush.

    • Lamb Chop

      I blamed Bush for the build-up of wax in my ears that drew my attention this morning.

  • RedSoloCup

    Nuff said

  • http://greyenlightenment.com/ (new site) Economics Institute

    The wall st. journal is right about obama being a failure

    • Lamb Chop

      The turds that watch his show only care what Rolling Stone magazine thinks, assuming they can read..

  • stellatruman

    ” I knew I shouldn’t have never got health insurance ”
    No , you shouldn’t have voted for Obama or any other jackass who voted for this law

    • bobbythebuilder

      the double negative he used didn’t help.

  • junkbondtrader41

    My God, it makes me physically ill Obama’s loudest defenders are this ignorant!

  • Guest

    The dollar is about to be wiped off the face of the earth , and you people are spending your time bitching about health care . Your all a bunch of moron’s . When your money is not good for anything , this is no more than an distraction .

    • TheExecutiveProducer

      Great point about the dollar but that doesn’t by any means diminish the damage the government taking over health care will do, moron.

      And it’s “you’re,” you moron.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Conservatives have been warning about that for years, and you morons laughed, said we were wrong and then bought Lady GaGa tickets.

      • Lamb Chop

        Lady Gaga is an oxymoron. She’s also as moronic as an ox.

    • Rocket Surgeon

      What is your point? Obamacare is the biggest step in the wrong direction in the history of the US. Are you suggesting that there is a more urgent matter to which we ought to attend? I’m on pins and needles, awaiting your wisdom. And FYI, “You’re all a bunch of morons.” is probably what you were aiming for. If you can’t learn grammar, I doubt that you have a firm grasp on economics. –Your friend, one of the “moron’s”.

      • ObamaFail

        Obama is supposedly the smartest man to ever occupy the White House (according to libs), yet he doesn’t know a thing about economics. So it’s no surprise our cowardly guest doesn’t either.

      • Lamb Chop

        Idiocy is killing this nation as sure as you’re born.

    • Lamb Chop

      Has it ever dawned in your thick skull on you that both are equally important? We’re not talking exactly talking about the build-up of lint in a washing machine’s filter.

  • MLCross

    Ah yes, the sound of millions of useful idiots starting to realize they’re nothing more than useful idiots.

    • LtColO

      Reminds me of that scene in Star Wars where one of the Jedi masters hears the sound of an entire planet dying.

    • dagnytaggart

      He didn’t sound to me like he realized he was an idiot. Just someone who somehow inexplicably got screwed.

      • MLCross

        He was definitely not “inexplicably” screwed. Inexplicably specifically means that it’s unknown or unexplainable. We know exactly how Lil got screwed. He got screwed in exactly the same way millions of others are getting screwed by this President.

        • dagnytaggart

          I wasn’t very clear. HE thinks it’s inexplicable (because he actually is an idiot.) Not me. I know he screwed himself by supporting our liar in chief and his abysmal policies. I just don’t think Lil realizes that’s the truth in the matter. I think you and I are in agreement about Lil and his level of intelligence. Sorry for the confusing post. :)

  • LegalizeShemp

    We’re the 1 % !! (who still tell the truth about what’s going on).

    • Lamb Chop

      Shemp was a genius compared to the typical drooling Barry booster.

  • sb36695

    You think someone would have told him that nothing in life is free. Someone has to pay for that “free” health care.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    He’s got 810,000 Obama voters following him. His rants are worth their weight in platinum. We should be sending him tables of prices, and anything else necessary to show what Barry has wrought.

    • Lamb Chop

      They would all follow Obama into an active volcano, and collect the lava for a souvenir.

  • bobbythebuilder

    Once he learns English he will find he is indeed screwed.

  • MrApple

    “Hold up so since Obama care is out we gotta pay more for our regular insurance?”

    Welcome back to reality; I’m sure the fantasy world of Liberatopia was great but someone’s got to pay for all the free stuff that the Left wants to hand out.

  • vino veritas

    What a dirty mouth! Wonder if his grill is as nasty as his vocabulary. Typical bad attitude obama supporter. Probably the only 2 times he ever voted in his life and now he’s mad because he got exactly what he voted for. Ignorant arrogant and angry is no way to go through life and I’ll bet he’s already found a way blame Bush.

  • Walknot

    lil dumbell is more like it

  • Billie Slash

    If Obama had a son………

  • John Howard

    5 years… Where the F*ck you been, dude?

  • Zach Smith

    Somebody has to pay for Sandra Fluke’s contraception. This guy doesn’t seem to appreciate the honor, though.

  • huntercampbell

    Instead of charging him more for insurance why don’t we use that money for grammar education?

    • dagnytaggart

      It would be a bigger waste of money than Obamacare…

  • ryanabe

    Hold up! Yo! When did water become wet? You tellin’ me that just because I jump into some water, Ima gonna get wet?! This is some bullshit!

  • JR48

    DUH. It’s going up because you’re paying for it, doofus. Have a happy Obamacare day!

  • Raj Arjan

    I think the term STUPID MF applies here!

    • Lamb Chop

      You ever notice that whenever a thought fails to enter their brains, which is very often, they spew out the MF word.

  • dagnytaggart

    Is this person really this stupid, or just employing sarcasm?

    • cmazzJK

      Odds are as an MTV employee, he is borderline mentally handicapped

  • https://www.facebook.com/libertyNvrsleeps Thomas Purcell

    It’s called #Obamapunched

  • Stan

    Obama didn’t start that.

  • shirtsbyeric

    I think he done broke his language bone.

  • ClarkFL

    The stupid is strong with this one.

  • PRISM-theNewSocialNetwork

    Embrace the suck.

  • Ron Krandle

    Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive. He said…..he doesn’t understand why he’s being asked to pay more and wonders why he ever got insurance in the first place.

  • Lamb Chop

    If I was dictator-for-a-day I would repeal Obamacare, but also send a bill to the 60 gullible cretins, like this pathetic excuse of an entertainer, for the billions wasted on this dog’s breakfast.

    Instead the ones that recognized the scam from the get-go also have to pay the freight. The Tiqqya Tyrant makes Bernie Madoff seem like Little Lord Fauntleroy.

  • ThisnThatNH

    I wonder if this guy even knows who Karl Marx is?