Three cheers for Big Daddy Government and President Lady Parts!

Never mind that under Obamacare, the insured are becoming uninsured. Forget that people are losing their jobs and hardworking Americans are being forced to pay double or triple for health insurance plans with the Obamacare stamp of approval. Because, y’know, freeeeeee pillllllz.

Whatever.

Just “shop around“!

https://twitter.com/Dd09999/statuses/395924069419589632

No, no, President Boyfriend assured us that kind of talk is “grossly misleading.”

Hush now. That’s War on Women talk and the cradle-to-grave suckling crowd has heard enough. Trust the Flukenomics majors.

Birth control: “$0.”

The reaction of Twitter’s Sandra Fluke-bots and starry-eyed Julias: Priceless.

https://twitter.com/ChanteL_Rae/status/385069241403441152

We hope saving money on something you managed to pay for without government intervention was worth it, ladies.

Congrats, vagina voters!

https://twitter.com/MrsAmphetamine/status/395233502821900288

  • Ron Morisseau

    Sandra Fluke needs to close her legs if she needs that much birth control

    • Arkuy The Great

      Tiger Woods’ contraceptive advice; use two methods in case you get a hole in one…

    • Slugglife

      We should be celebrating the fact that liberals are using birth control.

      Less people rejoicing about all their “free” stuff may help us. Hand over all of your liberties so you can have unlimited unprotected sex with random men. And free pills that are paid for by taxpayers who pay their own premiums.

      If only oblamer had to pony up for these sluts BC, because he did make it free.

    • lainer51

      or show her face.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      I know who asked for the free birth control pills=-manny ramirez

  • rivers

    How selfish. So many around the world living in dire circumstances, but these shlubs are celebrating their free birth control. Poster girls for the culture of greed and self-absorption. Pick up your own tab, you losers.

    • Public_Man

      What makes you think they care about anyone but themselves?

      • rivers

        Not a damn thing, frankly.

      • Arkuy The Great

        The wages of the “I am special” generation…

        • Public_Man

          And, likely, public education: “it only costs me $2k/yr to get fee birth control worth $240!”

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Jethro Bodine: “Sounds like a helluva deal to me!”

          • Slugglife

            That one hurts! Thanks teachers unions. You created the perfect democrats.

    • bungopony

      “Loosers”?

  • Jennifer

    Please, please use that birth control.

  • Mister A

    I’m just gonna start pocketing condoms from my local CVS. If they ask me, I’ll tell them #Obamacare makes it free now.

    • Slugglife

      Haha. These stupid broads don’t have sex with guys that use condoms. Notice that they don’t care if condoms are free because they have the pill. Never mind the herpes, gonnorhea, chlamydia, genital warts, or HIV.

      This, gentlemen, is why you never have sex with a liberal woman. Plus, what would happen if you got her pregnant? Youd be stuck with that slut for the rest of your life and would be rooming with a walking grievance.

      Save yourself the trouble and keep a napkin handy if you even entertain sex with one of these fluke-bots.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Why would you be stuck with her? Aren’t abortions free? Wouldn’t be surprised if buried in the ACA was something that made them mandatory.

      • Ryan Johnson

        You wouldn’t be stuck with her, you’d be living with the pain of knowing you were indirectly an accomplice to murder.

      • Basset_Hound

        Better yet, save yourself the trouble and don’t have sex with the fluke-bot in the first place.

  • rivers

    I seriously don’t get how people can be so stupid. Here’s your premium, here’s your deductible, and with that you get FREE birth control. Does it really not register with these morons?

    • HanaFiveO

      No, most of them are subsidized students or unemployed. They never see the bill or increased cost like we do.

      • pajamakat

        Look at the bright side. Someday this WILL catch up with them. Oh to be a fly on the wall when that happens.

  • Jonathan Biviano

    I got called a misogynist by a lib for not wanting, as single man, maternity, pap smears, and birth control included in the cost of my health insurance plan. She believes men should share the burden of the “cost of being a woman.” Claims she’s OK with her plan being more expensive because it has coverage for prostate exams, vasectomies, etc.
    These flukebots actually believe they are just spreading the “burden” of being a woman around.

    • Wootpool the Yuge

      That’s absolutely terrifying. I have no other words (that I can post to this forum) for this type of belief.

    • HanaFiveO

      Boggles the mind.

      • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

        Churns the stomach …

    • RAL

      Can’t wait to see their comments when they have to actually pay their own premiums (instead of being covered under mommy and/or daddy’s policy) and they start complaining that they are subsidizing other people. They will be the first to suggest that medical care for older people be limited because it’s too costly for everyone to have to share the cost of end of life care. Or they’ll complain about the cost of treatment for those who are obese. Or smokers, etc, etc, etc.

      And they will miss the irony entirely.

    • SnowFairy444

      The ONLY man who should share in a woman’s birth control is her partner, not a total stranger. These socialist pigs MUST be stopped.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I think some of these lib women have prostates.

      • Ryan Johnson

        well when you get into that whole trans thing…

    • Guest

      I’d be a misogynist only towards that whacked out lib.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    If you are using so much birth control you need somebody else to pick up the tab, you need to seek professional help. And I don’t mean a sex ed teacher.

    • Mandy Miller

      Is there some reason the men who are receiving the direct benefit can’t chip in?

      I’d be mortified to ask strange men to please buy me some birth control pills.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        You are no Sandra Fluke.

      • Ryan Johnson

        men aren’t recieving benefit, men still have to buy their own condoms. only the women are getting free birth control. Apparently some people say viagra is free for men, I don’t know that that’s true but if it is I don’t agree with that either.

  • Clayton Grant

    Give them all the free birth control they want if it helps keep these idiots from breeding.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      Anyone that old who believes in “free” stuff shouldn’t be breeding.

    • Jim Denney

      I think we should go all Valerie Jarrett / Muslim Brotherhood on them and prescribe mandatory clitoridectomies. That way, the next time they’re on all fours on a prayer rug, we’ll know all they’re going to do is pray.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Oh, would it were so.
      ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    • HanaFiveO

      The trick is getting the idiots to remember to take them. Just getting them for free does nothing, but irk the folks who have to pay for them.

      • SpaceRacer423

        put it in the brownies,
        mix it with the “party punch,”
        or simply charge $5.93 for 12oz of it at Starbucks and watch them stand in line 45min every morning to buy it.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      Heck, I’d pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control … seriously, I can handle $250/year to provide reasonable assurance she won’t reproduce or have an abortion.

  • Garrett Gripling

    Which insurance plan guarantees me free Pens tickets?

  • Ed McDowell

    Not happy to pay for your sexual activity. Hope the condoms imported from China leak like a sieve and the pills are just sugar. Just a taxpayer in the land of the …free?

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Free Birth Control but paying $300/month for insurance vs BUYING YOUR OWN FREAKIN’ BIRTH CONTROL and paying $100/month. Math is hard.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      Well, 8th grade math is …

    • Markward

      Correction: thinking is hard for them.

  • marion vega

    at least they aren’t breeding. have you seen that Idiocracy movie?

    • therantinggeek

      They may not be breeding, but $deity help whomever their partner happens to be at the time… #mytwocents

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Seen it? Given the ‘intelligence’ shown by these people, I’m pretty sure we’re *living* it…

  • Rex

    While they can attack these silly “Tax Paying Breeders” for not agreeing with their demands for Free Contraception, they will eventually provide the offspring that will be born into a world automatically where they will never keep what they earn. So ask yourself, will they be content to pay for these mooching people from their income, or will they happily apply the ‘Death Panel Mentality’ logic to these same moochers when they become elderly spinsters? Can you say unintended consequences?

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      More to the point, when they are elderly spinsters, will the children of the women who DID reproduce be sitting on Death Panels that will say “Hey– no kids here to find a lawyer, and have a guardianship put on Mama, so they can then object to our determinations– this one’s a no-brainer…”

      • Rex

        Perhaps the unintended consequences of free birth control….

  • TJ

    Not to worry single men get to have the “free” birth control as a minimum coverage and pay for the pleasure of it. Condoms are still not free unless you get some at Planned Parenthood.

    • SpaceRacer423

      you mean the one’s deemed least reliable in the industry?
      who cares about terms like “Prone to breaking” as long as “FREE” is part of the deal!?!

  • JBDestiny

    I’ll assume that these women are also having their insurance plans subsidized or entirely paid for by taxpayers.

  • mickeyco

    I really shouldn’t be shocked at this point by how many truly, entirely stupid people live in this country. I always am, though.

    • Mandy Miller

      We’re becoming a nation of Julias.

  • HanaFiveO

    Vagina voters, that about sums it up.

  • SpaceRacer423

    and now you know why ‘feminists” major in “women’s studies” and not MATH.

  • BeevaloBill

    The level of economic illiteracy of Obamacare supporters is unfathomable. Even in purely socialist economic systems, nothing is “free”.

    Obamacare is a ham handed form of wealth redistribution with little value beyond moving money around. The CBO says that by 2020, 30 million will still be without health insurance. And with their high deductibles, the government designed plans do not improve either the access to or affordability of health care.

    #ThanksObama

  • Slugglife

    Yes! It’s all free! Nobody has to pay for it! Woo-hoo! The crotch and booby fairy is going to pick up the costs! The chinese love our women so much that they are gonna lend us a few more trillion!

    Only an ignorant tool would put a $0 next to a medical procedure. Who would have thought that medical services were free? Oh, I forgot, oblamer will pay for it out of his stash. Everything is free.

    Islam and the communists are going to have fun with these morons once we are all gone.

  • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

    So, let me see if I have this. The manufacturers of various types of birth control are now placing their products in retail and wholesale outlets, at zero cost to the store or the consumer, and they are not raising the price of other products so as to compensate for the loss of revenue.

    Did I get that right, I mean, that is what free would mean in this case, correct?

    On a side note, I was sitting in a pharmacy a few hours ago, and an individual about my age tried to buy some OTC allergy medication, but could not because the medicine can be used to make meth, and the verification system based on Tx DL was down.

    In that same time period, I watched one woman, maybe 21 purchase a plan b pill with much less hassle. She paid for it, no insurance or anything, but she could complete her purchase.

    Everything is working to plan ..

    • ejochs

      Yes, that is the logic of what I suspect are college educated women that are quoted above. Whatever amendment gave them the vote, revoke it.

    • Mary123s

      no one is making plan b into meth…they moment they do, they’re stuck too

  • Brown Bear Mike

    The return of Barack Obama and the Voting Vaginas. Because, #FreeBirthControl!

  • Guests51

    So does this mean that Unplanned Parenthood is now out of business?

    • HanaFiveO

      That is an unintended consequence that I can live with!

  • stellatruman

    And Sweden has socialized medicine with an income tax rate of between 50-70%, they pay approx $12 a liter for gas , wait 6 months for a simple x-ray before surgical procedure ..but yeah, free stuff

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Sorry sweetie, but mom and dad can’t pay for your college anymore. They need to use your college fund for their premiums, which tripled so you can have “free” birth control. Yay you!

  • constitutionminded

    Don’t deny birth control to liberals. Obviously being ugly isn’t enough and we sure don’t want them to replicate. Let’s thin the herd.

    • Kate

      That’s why they are pushing amnesty so hard…they need to import a new dependency class.

  • Zsuzsa Garrett

    Screw Parties, Yeah!!!!

  • Zsuzsa Garrett

    Catie, you probably also will need some FREE venereal disease prevention pill 200mg.

  • gjsmith_62

    “my birth control is free now. THANKS OBAMA”

    Wow, Obama bought all these folks BC? Are they really that stupid? Obama didn’t buy squat, except their vote.

  • Spasmolytic

    New movie with Obama and Fluke coming soon.

  • Vitiosum

    Selfish ignorant dipwads! I don’t want to be hateful, but I really despise these dumb twits. Thank God I raised a daughter to adulthood that has a brain in her head and knows how to not suck gladly off the govt teat. Good gravy, birth control is not that expensive, and I’ll be darned, I CANNOT wait until my necessary medications skyrocket as will all of my health insurance/healthcare prices. I’m paying for their free crap while I will absolutely have to jump through hoops for any medical treatment I need. We all work to pay for ours and theirs. Obviously they must need that birth control pretty bad. I can only imagine what sort of, umm, job they must have to need it so badly.

  • RedSoloCup

    ..

  • http://bigdeemagnifies.blogspot.com Diana Morrison

    Math class is hard, girls. SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR IT.

  • Brother bob

    You just posted the 6 people that enrolled into obamacare

  • kblue905

    They can keep their free birth control, because I birthed FIVE intelligent and educated (private & home school) girls and one little man, and we’re rearing them to be conservative….without a dime of government assistance. I’m not trying to overpopulate the earth. I’m trying to out breed the idiots, and Obamacare just played into my plan!

  • Ryan Johnson

    What about men’s health?

    Also, I say that if the abortion rate doesn’t drop by 50 or more percent over the course of this “free birth control” giveaway, that we demand to revoke paying for it.

    • Markward

      Well, just think, you can get cervical cancer screenings too! And maternity leave! All for the price of a plan that is more expensive and does less than before!

      • Ryan Johnson

        well that’s just wonderful. By which I mean that blows.

  • Java Dewd

    My wife’s birth control is not free. She works for a catholic hospital. In fact, her birth control went from $25 to $40 in 2012 and that doubled to $80 this year. The pharmacist I talked to the other day predicts that it will be ~$125 come January 2014. Talk about pay to play! On top of that, because of her plan, we never received a bill for the delivery of either of our two daughters. We just found out this week that come 2014, if we have another child, it’s up to $2000 for deductibles and $1500 for the delivery. So, basically they screw us either way. Thanks 0bama, you A-hole!!

    I’m all for offering sterilization. One generation of rabid liberal feminists is enough.

  • Matt

    They’re already paying for it, so now no extra out of pocket costs.

  • King Leer

    So why do these women let men sexually exploit them by not chipping in for birth control? Why are they so unempowered?

  • King Leer

    Billy Mays here! We’ll throw in a second month of birth control…for FREE! Just pay shipping and handling ($500 per month)!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    I so want to reply to the first tweet:

    “Now go fck everyone on your block to put that free birth control to good use. Make sure you DON’T procreate.”

  • DWAAP

    Well, thought about this for a while, these young liberal thinkers want FREE BC. Sure, I will pay to ENSURE you do NOT REPRODUCE.

  • Lee Brace

    Dont egg @Catie on-big time Liberal. its a joke

  • Lee Brace

    I do love this tweet: (sorry had to copy and paste)

    Jannie Carson [email protected]

    Protected account1m

    @catiiieeee @BarackObama We all thank him too.We celebrate the fact that it’s helping libs to not reproduce.Best thing hes done #obamacare

  • midasrex

    God help us, but these people are mentally deficient. Math is clearly really hard.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      No one can be this stupid. It has to be the democrat’s releasing their dishonest talking points- trying to get out in front of the fall out.

  • Robert Buckey

    Idiots. Pure idiocy. That is all you can say about these people. They are complete idiots.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    So what if you were forced out of your health insurance plan and dumped into Obamacare where you have to pay higher premiums and a higher deductible before your plan pay’s for anything……they front loaded the “free” cost.

    It’s difficult to feel sorry for any women who’s life revolves around their reproductive organ. They have reduced themselves to the value of breeding stock..or not breeding as the case may be.

  • B_Olton

    Even w/ the cheapest plan conceivable…the monthly premiums cost far more than the birth control ever could…and yet these dingbats say “free”. Clueless I swear.

  • Jason Gary

    I will NEVER tire of experiencing stupid, uninformed liberals. They are just so adorably moronic… it’s like watching an old, fat basset hound lick himself. Bless his little heart!

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    Sandra Fluke was in Atlanta again this week. I saw several mattresses on the side of the road on my way downtown.

  • jaun456

    What do they not understand about nothing is free ! Oh my head is exploding in 10,9,8—–

  • Wendy N Mark

    Love reading through their tweets. They can’t afford birth control but they have “$25 a week Starbuck’s addiction” “want another tattoo so bad” “Another pair of Louboutins today” AHHHHH I want to stab my eyes out.