Zing!

Whatever it says, we’ve been assured by the White House that it’s “really simple.”

That explains a lot.

  • http://campedontheright.blogspot.com/ Rovin

    In a free society, Mr. Obama, we are allowed to “shop first” before committing our first born to the hierarchy of a federal government program. It has come to my attention that you ARE NOT some kind of ancient god, so please stop acting like one. #phonyPresidents

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      Thus the line of hieroglyphics that say: “To the people of the future, why did you elect a scoundrel who claims to be a god-king…why…did you learn nothing from history…”

    • Alabama Mike

      That is true “in a free society.” Unfortunately, we live in the “fundamentally transformed” USA.

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  • ElbethL

    How did they persuade the site to display the code like that? I’m not a programmer and even I’ve never managed to get any of the sites I’ve worked on to do that. It’s actually hard. That is so screwed up, I’m actually impressed.

    • Conservative First

      When you template a site, it might be a good idea to interpret the template and replace it with your locale language string.

      • ElbethL

        True, but generally there are placeholders in place to prevent anyone who does manage to access an unfinished page from seeing exactly this kind of gobbledigook. Granted, it’s also generally the case that you build a completed website before opening it to the public…

        • Conservative First

          “Granted, it’s also generally the case that you build a completed website before opening it to the public…”

          technicalities…

          • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

            Technicalities called “Incompetent government bureaucrats”

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        Great avatar!

        It has what plants crave!

        • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

          It has electrolytes!

          Hey TBP, do you have a link to your license plate? I saw that……I think at Legal Insurrection but I cannot find it.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

            Be careful. The drones will be after you now!

            http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/10/hey-now-hey-now/

          • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

            I have to agree with one poster there, best vanity plate evah.

            BTW, they had me GPS tracked by my phone long ago.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      It looks like Rudimentary Basic to me.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • neoface

    Obamacare in 150 languages? LOL! Let’s see if O’nitwit can make English works first!!!

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      And I imagine every one of them has this universal sign: “$” as in ‘bribery’

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        More like EXTORTION BY THE MOB, ON A MASS SCALE! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      The picture of people for the Spanish language “site” is a picture of two women of asian descent.

      you can’t make this stuff up.

      • neoface

        They use Asians to show reliability. All about smoke and mirror.

        • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

          Just don’t have them take your driving test …

          yeah, I know … RAAAAAACISSSSSST!

  • Rabiddogg

    maybe we should get that dude from Ancient Aliens to help?

  • DeadlockVictim

    Those would appear to be the names of properties used to “internationalize” the site. Instead of creating ten identical web pages, each in a different language, you would create one page and put in placeholders for the various pieces of text (e.g., “Username”, “Password”, etc.). Then you would assign these parameters to the desired values in a separate property file or files.

    I’m guessing that the question marks mean that the server couldn’t find the property file, or couldn’t find the values for whatever language was being used.

    • Adela Wagner

      Yeah, that “clicking” dialect is hell on a keyboard.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I have Windows ™ programs that operate in several languages, and it doesn’t need that much codec and crap data.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

    There’s your problem! “Ibis before Egret, except after Osiris”

    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      … but also in Ra as in squiggle and reed.

      • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

        Yes, but that goes without saying! Heh.

  • http://www.thepiratescove.us/ William_Teach

    This is the problem with 500 million lines of code: it’s really easy to mess one up.

    BTW, for comparison, Skyrim has a bit less that 47 million lines of code.

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      “I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got Obamacare.”

      And of course, the other problem with 500 million lines of code is, if there IS something wrong, you’re never going to find it.

      • GuanYu

        Didn’t Michael Crichton, of all people, try to warn us about this kind of reliance on massive central control systems?

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          So did John Connor.

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            #TheCentralScrutinizer #FrankZappa #JoesGarageActOne #MusicTriviaTime Jawamax 8<{D}

        • Jason Call

          Dennis Miller once said that the smartest guy he knows is Crichton.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        If you have a $#!+load of data, and you’re looking for errors, you will eventually find them, but with that much info, it’s gonna take a LOT of time and effort.. And good eyes.. Jawamax 8<{D}

      • http://www.dotjenna.com/ dotJenna

        It’s erroneous, bloated code. They should have outsourced to India.

    • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

      I used to have Obamacare, but then I took an Arrow to the knee.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      How many did Skynet have?

  • Thomas

    that is an easy one to decipher it says, ‘You foolish people elected me not once, but twice so you deserve what you get.’

    • ObamaFail

      The Dems laugh at their supporters inability to see through their ruses.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        This SHOULD be posted to Facebook, for EVERYONE TO SEE! Jawamax 8<{D}

      • stuckinIL4now

        Looking at this soooooo makes me want to build a time machine to go back into their pasts and ruin their futures.

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Line 4 seemed pretty straightforward to me: “Whereas Section 12144, Paragraph 91, subparagraph (a)(1)(b)(iii), heretofore states that the Affordable Care Act is fully exempt from the Healthcare Information Portability and Accountability Act Pub.L. 104–1, 110 Stat. 1936, User (see also: victim) is afforded no reasonable expectation of privacy for any data entered into this system or obtained by this website, the United States Government, the Democrat Party, George Soros, or his Mighty Majesty Pharaoh Obama, Padashah Emperor of the Known Universe…”

    • Bristel

      Nice Dune reference. 😉

  • Scorpion

    Put your log in who’s header?

  • AmericanMom

    This is exactly how millions of our taxpayer dollars are being pissed away by Obama and his legion of refusal-to-budget and keep America solvent democrats.

  • rambler

    Anybody got an enigma machine?

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      I think the Pawn Star guys bought one recently … can’t remember if they made a deal on it or not.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    “the user has no reasonable expectation of privacy”.

  • gold7406

    too funny. if no one reads it, it doesn’t matter what language it is.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Shouldn’t any well run program make allowances for user error? People are going to make mistakes, it’s how you handle those mistakes that really matter, right?

  • Dane Gunderson

    Most uninsured are illegal aliens… how many are ancient Egyptians is in dispute

  • John Howard

    404 Pharaoh Not Found

  • TeaPartyBarbie

    He must have been inspired when he was at the pyramids in Egypt and thought he saw a picture of himself in the hieroglitches.

  • $41798064

    But do they speak Nile?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    After the $600 million POSWATZH, This whole Healthcare Scam Crap thing should JUST STOP! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • ObnoxiousNox
  • Janice LEE

    Shouldn’t that be hieroglitchics?

  • Barry A. Brewer

    It says “BOHICA” Translation: “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.”

  • Tessa I.

    My name is Obamacare, Plan of Plans
    Look on my website, ye mighty, and despair!

  • me

    Hieroglitches–translated, it says, “You are SO screwed!”

  • Axelgreaser

    DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ‘THE LIFE OF JULIA?’ Or an invitation to get on the SNAP roles? I’m still trying to get thru on the 1.800.F***YO number for a clue. No wonder our wonderful President spends so much time being ‘Really mad’ and ‘Outraged.’ Perhaps it just means: “HELP ME!”

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    All you need to decipher the Obamacare Hieroglitchics is the very rare Moonbat Decoder Headpiece and the Staff of Ra. You take the Staff to a special room in Kathleen Sebelius’ house and when you place the Staff in a certain spot in the room, at a certain time of day, the sun will shine through a hole in the headpiece and send a beam of light down to a Ouija board and spell out the message. It’s actually faster than the 404 website….

  • ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    If a sentence is on a website no one is on, does it make any sense?

  • Robert Long

    It has been a Ponzi scheme from the get go. Only a fraction of the money
    actually went into it, the rest went to DHS, TSA, NSA, MB etc etc