Bless your heart. Obamacare is “delivering”? You might have gotten ahead of yourself, doll.

OFA tools are driving around with humiliating “Obamacare: Signed. Sealed. Delivering …” stickers on their cars. And Kathleen Sebelius went all in with a July blog post that insisted, “It’s signed, sealed, and it’s delivering – on time.”

On. Time.

Her blog post also included this now-hilarious graphic.

The Affordable Care Act is on Track

We don’t have enough “bless your hearts” to go around! But citizen editors are happy to help Sebelius and OFA revise their jump-the-gun sloganeering.

In for a penny …

  • Chad Edwards

    Delivering….cancellation notices

  • Richard J Sunkle

    I’ve got a better idea.

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      ObamaCare : Yesterday’s technology, delivered next week at the latest.

      Maybe.

      We hope.

      • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        and change!!!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001350926663 Fred Davey

          cute lol
          humor the best health care and it’s free

          • Pushfoot

            But soon to be taxed.

    • Julia Thurlow

      I love this!

    • Linda Hall Adair

      stolen and posted – <3 it!

      • SineWaveII

        Is that a heart? It looks like someone bent over and about to get it in the a**. Appropriate for Obamacare I must say.

        • john lecorchick

          very well played sir!

          • SineWaveII

            (bowing) Thank you very much, kind sir.

    • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

      just tweeted that!

    • Hotty_69

      Welcome to Alabama !!

    • Donna Lynn

      Print em up, I’ll be the 1st to buy…

    • http://www.andrewgasser.com/ Andrew Gasser

      I am stealing this…

    • RDH1988

      Shared on FB…thanks for the smile of the day!!

    • Doubting Thomas

      That is beautiful, is it ok to share?

    • http://typepad.com/clintredding caredding

      had to share Great one !

    • bluesfanm60

      How about “Making YESTERDAY’S mistakes, again, and again.

      • Romeo Padiernos

        And forever!

    • Jeremy

      lol love it.

  • RockThisTown

    Delivering . . . pink slips.

  • Scott Wilson

    Delivering:

    Increased premiums
    Less choice in doctors
    Canceled policies
    Failed website.
    If they “deliver” any more, we are screwed.

    • Romeo Padiernos

      Delivering: Lies and broken promises

  • BoscoBolt
    • mdtljt

      I fantasize about gettin’ up under ’em, shakin’ ’em loose & puttin’ ’em into the wall/ditch/car on the other side…with no injuries, natch…

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Hilarious! I’d actually say that to the person if I saw them at their car.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Michelle, I believe you would!

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Oh, I absolutely would and say something like, “Oh wow, look what someone did to your car!” point at the sticker, the owner would be confused and ask, “What?” and I’d say, “They vandalized it with an Obama sticker and now folks will think you’re really stupid. How mean! Would you like some help getting it off?”

          • nc ✓s & balances

            I wasn’t being flip. I really could picture it!

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I know you were being serious. :-) Thing is, I don’t come across many opportunities to do that – in my neck of the woods, the only Obama stickers I see are ones slamming him.

          • Cyrena

            Wish I was in your neck of the woods.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Northern Los Angeles County is Republican! Come on over!

          • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

            I always assumed you lived in The OC when you say “conservative part of LA”. Didn’t know there were conservative parts in LA county. Cities like Glendale and Pasadena, right?

          • glass

            I thought all the republicans in California moved to Texas. 😉

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Nope. Half this state is “red” on election maps. Only 43% of registered voters are Democrats. Some of us refuse to give up and instead stay here and fight. 😉

          • glass

            Then how the heck do y’all keep sending Pelosi and Waxman back to Washington with those numbers? Yes, the stickers are amusing. Because if we can’t laugh, we cry.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Because the heavily populated coastal cities (specifically San Fran and LA) have the most voters. And there’s the fact that dead people, dogs and illegal aliens vote, too.

          • Jim Denney

            Wait a minute, I’m a Labrador owner and he’s way too smart to vote for Democrats. Now French Poodles, maybe….

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Well, hmmm…I’m of French descent and I’m too smart to vote Dem. And poodles are the second smartest breed of dog. <~ true story. 😉

          • Jim Denney

            Smart people can agree (that’s you and me).
            even the dumbest K-9, is smarter than a liberal mind.

            That concludes tonight’s poetry recital … Bon Soir!

          • cherykie

            A poodle mix is by far the smartest dog I’ve come across…

          • Emma Brown

            Yes those dead people, illegals, dogs and peeps who vote twice are EVERYWHERE!!

          • Linda Bartram

            I SAY IN 2014 EVERYONE VOTE REP TO GET OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSR THE DEM ARE TO CHICKEN SHIT.IM A DEM BUT NEVER VOTED FOR HIM,I THINK HE HAS PAID BTH PARTYS OFF,EVERYONE NEEDS RPLACE ,BUT GIVE THE REP THE HOUSE FLOOR

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I think Obama is out of the White House after the 2014 election no matter who is elected.

          • King Leer

            I wonder if some intrepid pollster will query the Walk of Shame Types if they believe that Zero should run again for a third term?

          • tammy

            Explain how, if the Dems are still in charge of the Senate? Please :)

          • Michelle ✓classified

            My comment was in response to Linda’s first sentence, which was: “I SAY IN 2014 EVERYONE VOTE REP TO GET OBAMA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSR (sic)” I got the year confused for 2016 when she wrote get him out of the White House. He won’t be impeached.

          • Linda Bartram

            I HOPE SO

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Linda – Sorry, I was thinking 2016, not 2014. Even with a Rep controlled Congress, he won’t be impeached.

          • Linda Bartram

            what are they talking about on the news then a,bout 2014 are we voting on ew dem and rep

          • David

            He will be out in 2016, he is not running in 2014. Also, the Republicans already have the house, we just need the Senate.

          • cherykie

            By all means- if you’ve got a fighting chance- chance the fight!!!

          • nomomoney

            I thought all people in CA. were Mexicans and of course Democrats

          • Cyrena

            There’s a Republican area of CA?!?!? Wait’ll I tell the hubby.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            There’s quite a few Republican areas of California. Mostly just San Fran and LA are heavily Democrat.

          • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

            Here in the East Bay (a pretty liberal area to say the least), I saw a car with a “I don’t trust the liberal media” bumper sticker this morning! But there’s still a sh*load of Obama bumper stickers!

          • Doc

            Yep, tis why my wife and I moved from Monterey to Houston Texas. Loved Monterey, hated the troglodytes that voted Mr “bankrupt the state” Brown.

          • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

            Love visiting Monterey. Beautiful place, indeed. I’m sure its liberalism is much more bearable than in mines! Hope to visit Houston, one day!

          • David

            Lived in Monterey in the early 80’s. Used to go to Carmel to visit Mr. Eastwood at his restaurant (the Hogshead?). It was expensive to live there then I can not imagine what to costs today.

          • Shi

            You are lucky. I live in the SF bay area but even here they are becoming very scarce

          • http://www.ronsdaily.com/ Ron Schunk

            Reminds me of the cartoon of the guy getting ready to go into the car wash asking ‘how much to remove the Obama sticker’??

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      Just be sure to print it, as most can’t read cursive.

      • Dan Richards

        Are you sure they can read at all? I mean if they could read and understand what they read, would they even be following either party?

    • LaneF

      Hilarious!!!

    • Bubba Grump Jr.

      I tell them that oweblameo signed an executive order and now they can park in the handicapped spaces. If they do, and they get the $500 fine, SCORE! Consider it a “stupid” tax. LOL!

    • AFMomXs2

      Someone needs to have these pre-printed like the gas ones 😉

    • Jane D’oh

      Great idea!

    • Leenie Vunghn

      I hope you don’t mind, I copied & I’m sharing. Thanks so VERY MUCH, I needed a great belly laugh. :-)

    • hate hater

      i am going to do this often…

  • crashentu

    Signed, Sealed, Delivering Votes!

  • desicon

    This is indicative of the population shift. Perfect for the socialist Utopians. Last 5 years of political events are eerily similar to the third world country politics. Absolute faith on the leader and he can do no wrong. That also explains while they disagree on his policies but will still vote for him.

    America is being cooked….

    • Deepsea_drumz

      This is very sad indeed. Can’t wait until he leaves office.

      • Bellyn

        IF he leaves office. Something is coming down the pike y’all.

        • Darticus

          I used to joke about this with my friends. Now? I’m seriously nervous about it

          • hal8196

            Hope I am wrong, but this will not have a happy ending.

    • karmafordems

      Yep. And they still get stuck with high premiums/deductibles and a part time job, if any. I also heard that you are NOT signed up until you pay your first premium

  • Nate Brown

    Every time I see an Obama sticker I have an urge to run the other person’s car off the road.

    • Patti Laudan

      I feel like crying & throwing up at the same time!

    • Momto5

      I flip them off 😉

    • LR99

      I have to speed up to see who it is. Usually it’s a moocher!

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    We could have had 435 fully-loaded Tomahawk missiles for the cost of this one website…and they would have done far less damage.

    • TexasStomp

      LOL! Post of the day!!! bwahahahaha!

    • kheard

      Very good!

    • mkreider

      They would have misplaced the missiles. They have a habit of doing that.

      • helena handbasket

        Yeah, they would’ve been misplaced to the Mo Bro Hood HQ in Egypt.

    • Seabass120

      Absolutely great. I’m stealing this.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Outdid yourself this time!

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        You are much too kind, but thank you.

    • CommonSense1776

      Said another way: Obamacare is like a $650 million worth of Tomahawk missiles raining down on America.

      • Scorpion

        I feel the incoming every morning when I turn on the radio.

  • rssllue

    That’s why it is hurting so much; it is just one long birthing pain with this ridiculous roll-out of the tyranny. Makes sense now.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    According to the CBO won’t there be the same number of people with out health insurance as there was before ACA was passed?

    • ByondPolitics

      Ah…. but it’s entrepreneurs who are out of luck now. We’re BO’s enemy.

      • Madame_deFarge

        Yes,
        Out the American entrepreneurs, in with the illegal alien ‘dreamers’.

        Crooks.

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      Probably more, but for some reason that won’t be news.

    • RosiesSeeingRed

      Yep, and it only cost 1.8 trillion to swap out one group of uninsured for another.

      • LaneF

        Best comment of the day!!

      • LisaG

        The difference is that the formerly insured could afford and were paying for their healthcare.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Somebody needs to tell these folks that Halloween is 7 days away and they might get their car tricked…

  • itsatax

    I see the “I Love Obamacare” stickers on the local campus every day. It’s amazing how simple most academics are.

    • john

      They don’t have to show a profit to stay in business.

    • mkreider

      they will wise up when they leave school, age out of their parents insurance, and get a low paying job and then pay an exorbitant amount for Obamacare.

    • Madame_deFarge

      I’ll hear from my student relative soon, I’m sure. Already seeing conservative POV, he turned 26 last week…could be the tipping point.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    .@hongwon @obamacare You don’t see the LEAST bit of irony in that sticker? Poor thing…

  • ChampionCapua

    Signed, Sealed. Delivering…. Pizza. (Driver Does Not Carry Any Cash, Had To Pay Premium)

  • Arkuy The Great

    I still cannot decide if that sticker comes from an O-care supporter or critic.

    • Chuck Harding

      That’s why a universally recognized standard font for expressing sarcasm is needed. Then there’s no ambiguity.

  • bbroome62

    It seems I have mistaken a pasture for a web page. Baa

    • ObamaFail

      The true sheep are the morons who are still stupid enough to believe any of the positive things the MSM claim is happening because of Obamacare. So you want sheep? Go check out Media Matters, and any other liberal site where they are too stupid to see the facts about Obamacare.

      • bbroome62

        You and 3 others seem a little sensitive. I was referring to the tweets

  • Julius500

    Maybe they should have spent less time on the stickers and more time working.

    • LisaG

      Why? The sticker department is the only part of this boondoggle to have evidence of success. They have actually designed, manufactured, and moved product into the public domain…as opposed to the entity their product celebrates.

  • hanekhw

    It’s OK! Obamacare has it’s own pre-existing condition.

  • Auntie Proglodyte

    Accuracy and veracity have NEVER been the Proglodytes’ forte! The bumpersticker SHOULD read…..

    OBAMACARE: SIGNED. SEALED. ABORTING!

  • Auntie Proglodyte

    OBAMASCARE: SIGNED. SEALED. ABORTING…

  • rambler

    Yeah and with the flick of the HHS’s pen it can deliver sooooo much more! BOHICA!!!

  • http://allynsalley211-2.blogspot.com Tina Seward

    I saw an I (heart) Obamacare bumper sticker in the parking lot of a Kroger in Duluth, GA (Atlanta suburb.)

  • RCarter

    Delivering: “Your Nation into the hands of Foreign Nationals who are not Allies, but Religiously Sworn Enemies.”

  • Shi

    Talk about deranged

  • Indynana

    Bumper Stickers paid for out of their welfare checks!

  • http://Obamaeatsshit.com/ Oscuma Sux

    Signed sealed and delivering DEATH SQUADS!

  • Chuck Harding

    Instead of a sticker, they need one of those signs Jeff Foxworthy was talking about B)

  • bosqually

    30% are so stupid they don’t even know it!

  • The Free Pioneer

    Signed. Sealed. 404 Not Found

  • West_Coast

    Delivering a 29 hour work week

  • foosgoddess

    …delivering what? Nada… zippo…

  • cshe111

    Delivering…MORE DEBT

  • David Johnson

    Love how there are brand new twitter accounts who just wized through it in 30 40 minutes. White House fake twitter accounts didn’t they just fire some with one of those. No wait he was actually tell the truth that’s why they fired him.

  • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

    Delivering on its ACTUAL promise, in spades.

  • Nancy Creekmore

    I really hate that we have that many ignorant people in this country. They are the ones I blame for the epic failure of this wonder, beautiful country. Way too many “nut jobs” in America. That’s how Obummer was elected…….ignorance!!!!

  • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

    So many stickers on windows, so few ball peen hammers.

    • Robyn

      No, don’t deface the stickers. The DNC will just get more money from everybody ordering replacements.

      • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

        It’s good for the economy.
        I also leave a referral for a decent glass shop.
        Just doing my part to help out the country, no thanks needed.

        • Infinite_Indeterminism

          You need to read some Bastiat…

  • Terilyn

    Signed, sealed and oh! please wait while page loads….loading….loading….loading…. ~hourglass counting the hours~

  • Guest

    This is WORSE than “Mission Accomplished” … Why doesn’t the media jump on that bandwagon. That

  • Alan
  • Chevypowered

    Problem is, people like that don’t ever look at Obama as the president but Obama the rock star.

  • Poppa Bear 1950

    If you tell folks they love something enough, they start to believe it….

  • Blade_Runner_1776

    I took a picture of this unionhead on my way to work. Has the same sticker. But the irony is that he has a bumper sticker of the virgin Mary with the rosary. I wanted to ask him since OBamacare funds abortion, would the virgin Mary had the “right” top abort the Messiah?
    I’d like to see his expression.

  • Mark_Trail

    With Socialism it’s always the same; they think they can run the world, but can’t even run a peanut stand….

  • Ron Harper

    Clueless ignorant people! If they only knew.

  • Robynette

    This is worse than “Mission Accomplished” by FAR! .. these bumper stickers only serve to identify the most stupid among us. I think the Obama administrations new slogan should be “Failure at Any Cost”

  • Steve Elmore

    if they sell you a bumper sticker saying unicorns are real, does that mean they really exist also?

    • LisaG

      If the Obamaniacs are selling it and it has that little O-logo on it, there will be masses ready to pony up for it, unicorn or not.

  • Ed Thornton

    what a fking bad joke this failure of a administration that the ass wipes that call them selves people that voted this crooked administration to run this great nation, obama has to go away he is destroying this country! O yeal Obama sucks! :)

  • Justme

    If you look at the communist take over of Russia, they did it by nationalizing their healthcare. This happened in 1917. Just in case you were wondering. History repeats itself because no one listened the first time.

  • Mark_Trail

    Not to worry. “I gotcha, yer alright, it’s OK, I’m here.”

  • Guest

    Delivering your Social Security numbers to Hacker World Wide.

  • Guest

    Delivering your Social Security numbers to Hackers World Wide. You Idiots.

  • Randy Young

    Delivering your Social Security numbers to Hackers World Wide.

  • RepubMom

    Should be “Signed, Sealed, and Still Loading”

  • Guest

    Here’s one

  • Josiah VS

    OBAMACARE
    Signed. Sealed.
    Loading.
    Loading..
    Loading…
    Loading….
    Loading…..
    Timeout Error Occurred.

  • boxerdoglover

    Signed, sealed, failed……

  • Mark_Trail

    I notice that “On Schedule” timeline doesn’t list the actual date when 0Care was signed into law. Prolly just forgot to include that little piece of “Signed, Sealed & Delivered” activity…. cuz it was already “Signed, Sealed & Delivered” BEFORE it was even voted on….in the middle of the night, using an arcane and obscure voting procedure.

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Americas-Wife/162958907243936 Captain America’s Wife

    Obamacare: Delivering a hacker’s wet dream.

  • Walknot

    Sharpy says: #404 Pics soon.

  • Rebecca Richards

    Because of Obamacare our insurance just DOUBLED….Affordable my ass..Socialism is killing our country, I want my healthcare that I use to have back..GRRRRRR

  • AZWarrior

    Delivering….. Even MORE illegal Mexican babies for free than before.

  • Deepsea_drumz

    This administration has made us the laughingstock of the entire world. We are perceived as weak. Very weak.

  • MLCross

    That’s the most unintentionally hilarious bumper sticker of all time.

  • Tommy Lites

    Delivering me a 19.85% increase on my insurance.

  • Lisa L

    Delivering pizza part time to pay for it and the deductible

  • CynicOwl

    Irony: this sticker in an abortion clinic parking lot

  • Roxiecolorado

    gross

  • Cara Newsom Livingston

    I am totally embarrassed that @dianab1965 lives in the great state of Oklahoma!!! My favorite comment on the post is – yes the stupid is strong in this one!!!

  • Riordan Kynes

    The next time any of us spot a parked car with one of these stickers, we should do a little alteration to them.

  • Cordstreet

    Tools, stupid tools. ACA isn’t just not working, it shouldn’t be allowed to work.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    If I owned a car, I’d have to turn this into a bumper sticker.

  • Tyrus Ivory

    Must be using the US Postal for delivery…we know how well that Works!?

  • Ken G

    Big O ran on keeping jobs in america, well he outsourced the job of building the web-site out side of Americas boarders. What does he have to say about that. $600m to another country. Things that make you go hummm!!!

  • steady321

    One really has to be an @ss to put one of those on their car.

  • ObamaFail

    16 million Americans to lose insurance because of Obamacare. http://www.ijreview.com/2013/10/89622-unreal-report-says-16-million-losing-health-coverage-due-obamacare/
    I thought this crap was supposed to insure the uninsured, not create more uninsured.

  • Joe Tripp

    404. The bumper sticker you were trying to load is not available.

  • SineWaveII

    Obamacare signed sealed deliv…..SYSTEM ERROR!

    SERVER UNAVAILABLE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

    If you still can’t sign up please dial 1 800 fu*k yo*
    Don’t forget if you don’t sign up by March 1 we’re going to fine your ass.
    Have a nice day.

    • MaxVoltz

      It’s ‘tax your ass’ cuz a fine would be unconstitutional according to the Supreme Court. What a bad joke.

      • SineWaveII

        You got that right.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Loading, loading and… crashing.”

  • Amateur Sleuth

    Delivering… The same stump speeches…

  • marion vega

    signed, sealed and delivering your baby at home…yourself

  • http://xirtamatrix.com yourmamatoo

    1-800-FU*KYOU.

    • felicityva

      The fact that it spells that is NOT by chance.

      • http://xirtamatrix.com yourmamatoo

        Exactly.
        Obama told the American people what he really thinks about them.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    If they spent half the time and money on doing the job right rather than show and glitz and feel good imagery the damn thing might have worked.

    • felicityva

      12 teenage boys could have done a better job for less money.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    Delivering….the snake oil

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Why does that bumper sticker keep reminding me of the perpetual hourglass telling you your web page is loading as your computer gets stuck in an infinite loop?

  • Jane D’oh

    Bless their hearts.

  • Alan

    If you like Obamacare you’ll love COMMUNISM.

  • Guest

    False advertisement!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Too bad, running (or sitting) Politicians aren’t held to the standard of “Honest” Advertising! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • dan3333333333

    Now we neither have health insurance or a real administration!

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    ObamaDERP: Signed, Sealed, and DERPlivering

  • Noneya

    Anyone with an Obamacare sticker on their car should have the keys taken from them immediately an given a Breathalyzer test.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Urge to sneak up to each of those cars and tape a piece of paper reading “So how’s that delivery thing working out for ya?”, just so I can watch them fume with impotent rage when they tear the papers down later.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      A strip of Duct tape would be better…XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://thewriteamerica.com/ thewriteamerica

    Delivering the end of Progressive Liberalism! http://bit.ly/1bZYoLo

  • OldmanRick

    Low information voters, uninformed and brainwashed college students, sheeple, lemmings, occupy Wall street rabble, useful idiots communists, MB, CAIR, SPLC, illegals, cemetery voters, gimmedat crowd all add up to the brat’s 40%+ approval rating.

    • RedSoloCup

      And don’t forget the union sloths.

  • HanaFiveO

    There are no words for this level of stupid in the face of such epic failure. Rock on.

  • felicityva

    Obamacare…the quickest, facist way towards bankruptcy.

  • Johnston2

    I assume somewhere hidden in the thousands of pages of regulations about this bill the cost of these stickers is hidden as a “health education” program.

  • Patrick Rennaker

    Obama bumper stickers: raising auto insurance deductables since 2008!

  • billsbowl

    Signed, Sealed, Delivering… IRS notices.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Winner!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Signed, Sealed, Delivering…Massive Fines!” Jawamax 8<{D}

    • RedSoloCup

      Signed, Sealed, Delivering… IRS agents for target practice.

  • TDS

    Shouldn’t that be: “Signed. Sealed. Loading… Please wait…”

  • guest
  • Rinehard Carsjens

    Fined, Sealed , Delivered!!! Since you cant sign up.

  • John

    Do we have a President or a VP of Marketing running the country?

  • Jim

    OBAMACARE the next generation of slavery

  • Albert Schmitlap.

    If this was a conservative with a Ted Cruz sticker these SAME people would have broke the windows out.

    • MNWoman

      You mean those oh, so tolerant OWS type of liberals? I can’t imagine any one of them doing something like this.

  • Claire Garcia

    I heard that the subsidies to be paid by Obamacare (he hopes) are to be taxed as ordinary income. Yet ANOTHER unpleasant surprise for people who can’t afford insurance to begin with.

  • Joseph O Morrow

    Delivering all right, but WHAT is it delivering? Seems like it’s delivering tons of economic hardship, and that’s ONLY THE BEGINNING. Wait until the newly-more-empowered IRS gets used even more often and more destructively against those who choose to remain citizens and not succumb to being forced to become mindless subjects/slaves.

    But, no matter how bad it gets, those who are aware among us can benefit the same way that experienced weight-lifters do, by getting even stronger under the greater pressure.

  • Matt

    Three bumperstickers on my car: Apple, Texas Rangers baseball decal, Libertarian porcupine decal. The latter I sometimes get asked what it means

  • Cls37x0

    It’s the end of the Republican party..

  • http://www.InHISNameHR.com Mark A. Griffin

    Yeah! Just signed up 4 #ObamaCare my deductible dropped to $500! my monthly payment dropped 50%, + I keep my Doctor ! #SaidNoOneEver

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Did anyone else think that was a conservative sticker at first? “Signed. Sealed. (now think website) Delivering…”

    “…Delivering…”

    “…Delivering…”

    “…Delivering…” (spinning hourglass cursor)

    If you simply changed “Delivering…” to “Delivering…ERROR 404”, it’s friggin’ perfect.

  • MNWoman

    My car is now old enough that I am willing to put on conservative bumper stickers without caring if some (oh, so tolerant) liberal wants to key my car or shove a shopping cart into it.

    I am thinking Cruz 2016 would be a good one.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    OBAMACARE
    Signed, Sealed, Delayed…..

  • astronerd
  • JustLikeAnimals

    I tend to think of OBAMACARE as “excreting” more than “delivering”……

  • Sandra Nobel

    Monopoly –do not pass go–Go directly to Jail….

  • Doug

    ObamaCare – making tomorrow’s mistakes today.

  • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

    Obamacare. Opening real soon now.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Any day. For reals.

      • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

        Don’t hold your breath.

  • MNWoman

    Is the federal government setting itself up for further lawsuits? I mean, people losing their insurance of having their premiums/deductibles raised when being promised the exact opposite is not some frivilous thing. This law was sold on (obviously) impossible promises. Many of us never believed it to begin with.

    When I argued with someone about the failed promises of Obamacare, they replied back with something like “so, what! Now millions of Americans are going to have access to health insurance. Who cares if people have to pay a little more for that to happen”. My reply was first to SMH, then ask them if they had actually said people’s premiums and deductibles would be raised and/or people would.actually lose their coverage, did they really think it would have still been passed into law?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      If it sounds “too good to be true…” Jawamax 8<{D}

    • skyway1234

      Did you read today that 16 million Blue Shield individual insurance plan holders were sent notices their policies were cancelled and now they will have to reapply? I had my Blue Shield group insurance cancelled last November, since they kept asking for more and more and more paperwork from me, which I provided, then finally cancelled me out. The excuse they are using is bogus – I met all of the requirements. The problem is that I am over 50 and have a pre-existing condition, so they had to figure out some way to get me off of their insurance. People had better get ready to go without insurance, because that is next.

  • RDH1988

    Anyone who likes Obama care is either a troll or a thief…stealing from others used to be illegal, or else they are “special-ed.”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Voted up, but I resent that remark, because I was in and out of Special Ed classes since third Grade, and it wasn’t pretty sometimes… Jawamax 8<{D}

      • RDH1988

        You are right..that was a poor choice of terms…i should have just called them idiots but was trying to be “cute” and it didn’t come of f very well…

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    ObamaCare
    When Freedom Died!

  • Delphinus13

    I saw the “I heart Obamacare” for the first time today on the bumper of a 10+-year old full-sized car that somehow survived the “Cash for Clunkers” debacle. I HAD to pass and see what the driver looked like. No surprise.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    My room-mate Dave is gonna hate this…But if I’m driving thru town and see one of those stickers, I’m gonna RAM ‘EM! Nah, I won’t, but that doesn’t mean I’m happy about this Obamanation being shoved down our throats.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • southernlights

    Bless they’re hearts indeed…maybe a few of these would help.

  • Kieran O’Hagan

    No wonder it doesn’t work…Signed Sealed Delivering…wasn’t that the USPS?

  • Robert Colley

    What a bunch of idiots when will they pull their heads out of their asses.

  • suqsid4

    A party of idiotic slogans.

  • gjsmith_62

    lemmings

  • $24698634

    “Iraq Invasion; killing American soldiers today to make it safe for tomorrow’s terrorists.” Get a freaking clue, twittering a##holes.

  • Ted H.

    Healthcare.gov is just the latest “shovel-ready” failure…

  • liberalssuck

    I see a ” I love obamacare sticker”, I pull up next to them, point and laugh. Needless to say the tolerant left always gives me the one finger salute. I just mouth dumb*ss and pull away, lol.

  • Linda Zimmerer

    Obamacare signed, sealed and crammed down your throat by politicians who had sense enough to exempt themselves, their families and staff from the Obamacare Train wreck they knew would happen. Joke is on Democratic voters and is being forced on the rest of us…

  • justlittlolme

    One
    Big
    Assed
    Mistake
    America!

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    The “I heart Obamacare” stickers really look juvenile.

  • Bobby Jones

    With that name, you just know all it will help is the Muslim nations that we have financed for the past 8 years. They need more money then an American citizen. That is how Obama got so rich. They pay Obama for giving them money, guns, tanks, fighter Jets, Rocket launchers, Weapons of mass destruction, Nuclear war heads. They give Obama a feed back of 30% on every dime he talks the Congress into giving them.

  • darcy922

    Down right pitiful and such a lie..

  • Mr Poitier

    A.country full of morons. God put an end to this crap

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      It’s our job to end this crap, he provided us and you the resources + the way!

  • NCMountainGirl

    Singed, sealed and delivering 404 error messages

  • hal8196

    How about: “Oh what a tangled web(site) we weave, when we first set out to deceive” or :Life is a “glitch”, ok the first is wordy, but you get the idea..

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    I’m sticking with “Signed, Sealed, and Delivering but it’s (a) Breech” — of the Constitution, the Rule of Law, the Public Trust… just to start– doubt if that would fit on a bumper sticker.

    • hal8196

      we would be considered racist by 50% of the voters…I cannot help but think this is all planned to kill the private insurance market, and then slip in the ultra socialist government controlled health care…the communist left will continue to look at how they can take over sections of the private sector to suck the profits into the federal government and allow for continued redistribution of wealth..this is the culmination of decades of communist planning. IMO

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        True!

  • http://drudge.com snyper77

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Their Utopian State!

  • WhoFarted

    The only person who can count on obama delivering anything is Reggie.

  • Jonathon

    Freeloaders unite.

  • Scott Murphy

    I have an idea for one………….

    “Obamacare, the Doctor WON’T see you now……”

  • CJ Mund

    I have a better bumpersticker slogan. Obamacare: A Republican idea, now hated by Republicans.

    • cospgsmark

      Tell us how many Republican congressmen voted for obamacare.

      • therantinggeek

        CJ won’t tell us how many Republicans in Congress voted for it. I’ll bet money he’ll point to RomneyCare as the basis for the ACA, and try to pass it off as a “Republican” idea.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Which Republican suggested it?

    • neoface

      As usual, when all fails, put out misinformation.

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      I have an even better slogan: “Being Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.”

  • stangbanger49

    Just goes to show there is no shortage of brain dead cool aid drinking obamazombies out there.

  • stangbanger49

    yep

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Awesome!

  • stangbanger49

    and again

    • neoface

      Amen!!!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Amen! Thank you Lord for showing us the way and the truth. They may crucify us here, you will win in the end!

  • MovingToNevada

    This is what this presidency is…a full blown marketing campaign without any substance behind it.

  • STS

    whos paying for all these bumper stickers and where is the money coming from

    • neoface

      Of course you the taxpayer!!! While you clip coupons, they waste your money.

  • Antilla the Hun

    I think this is more accurate:

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Absolutely!

  • neoface

    Obama-Care..Signed, Sealed and Delivering…… Rhetoric.

  • bindare

    Just wait till they get it working and your dear old (expendable) grandmother is told she will only get an aspirin for her cataracts.

  • John

    They should have stopped in 1980.

  • John Howard

    Bend over, you have a delivery on the way

  • rjlahr

    Signed, Sealed & Deliverance.

  • I.m. Strandedinsonoma

    I guess the Obamacare website is what The People’s Cube means when they talk about The World of Next Tuesday. It will be here — one day.

  • Linda Bartram

    JANICS HILCOAT
    MUST NOT WORK,.WORD IS GOING AROUND COMPANYS THAT CANN’E AFFORT HEALTH COVERAGE AND NEED TO LAY POEPLE OF OR CUT HOURS.ARE GOING OUT TO THEIR PARKING LOT AND IF YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO AND TOLD HOW DO YOU LIKE HIM NOW.

  • I.m. Strandedinsonoma

    Delivering…part-time jobs instead of careers.

  • $9844146

    Obamacare: Signed, Sealed, Delivering – hundreds of thousands cancellation notices.

  • rightofcntr

    The only thing oCaire is delivering is what Planned Parenthood delivers, baby’s, NOT.

  • rightofcntr

    We no it’s not delivering Baby’s.

  • Megan

    I’ve got a neighbor w/ the “I <3 Obamacare" sticker! Now she talks to me about the cuts coming to Medicare, which will affect us both. I'm working on her…but boy, I have a loooooong way to go!

    • Cal

      Keep working at it. Every person we help wake up to reality is a small victory in itself.

  • thushjz

    Dope and strange part deux

  • http://eastsidehunky.wordpress.com/ EastSideHunky

    Delivering Error 404 HTML pages millions of times a year…

    • Karl H

      it is not even doing that well, for a while the 404 error page was missing too and you would get a page can not be displayed error. Give it time that too will be broken again.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Signed … your life and freedoms away.
    Sealed … your pathetic fate.
    Delivering … your ObamaScare/RobertsTax screw.

  • © Sponge

    Signed, sealed, anally penetrated.

  • Kaya Hund

    I think payloads of bombs are delivered.

  • patrick mcmeen

    The WWII generation, which this generation despised, put men on the moon and brought them back, safely, several times with less technology than we carry around in our pockets and these people can’t even set up a functioning web sight.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    ******
    A.
    C.ommunist
    A.genda

  • Justin Hogan

    It should say Obamacare…….loading……..loading………

  • ruetschi

    People worry about zombies. I worry about all the morons driving these vehicles.

    • MrNewCastrati

      The people driving these vehicles are worried about zombies.

  • 20670

    I want to get a bumper sticker that says “I’m with stupid” with arrows to the right or left. Then put it next to an “obama/biden’ bumper sticker on one of these leftist’s cars. But I won’t because that would be wrong. It’s the thought that counts.

  • Tatahnka

    Amazing. There is no shortage of willing, propagandizing, leftist tools at the immediate disposal of the statist mafia in DC. Unwittingly, they are cheering on their own loss of quality health care and the further degradation of the economy and job market.

  • evelyncm

    My bumper stickers say something entirely different.

  • KurtTheInfidel

    there are too many useless idiots in this country. Obama boot lickers should be kicked out of this country

  • MrNewCastrati

    Fundamentally changing America! The man is as good as his word.

  • Rodney Howard

    The Blind Faith of the Simpletons

  • LST

    Its now officially known as Obamacrash!

  • RedSoloCup

    They need a big “L” spray painted on the rear for Loser.