Poor Splash Page Stock Photo Girl.

Thanks to the 404care disaster, she’s the face of government failure and that smile is just a gateway to Error-ville.

She probably had no idea this was coming.

Whoever she is, she may be our only hope.

If we can find her. Word is she’s traveling incognito.

Why haven’t we heard more about this mystery woman yet?

  • RblDiver

    If it’s a stock photo they used and she didn’t directly agree to it, I feel sorry for her. If she did it to support O-care….then shun shun shun!

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Could be some random stock photo model from Romania that has no clue what an Obamacare is. If so, I envy her.

      • jazzgtrplayer

        That also means she lives in a country with universal healthcare, so…

    • JamesMc

      At least she got to go to Candy Mountain.

      • Netmilsmom

        Post of the Day!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    uhmm…any close proximity to the new youth’s b’washing CommonCore white guilt smile and the 1-800 FU# ???

  • nickdqwk

    Her hair is parted on the left, just sayin!

    • Lee Whatley

      Your left or hers?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    What occurred with The Model-Experimental White Lab Mouse-Lemming having a Cheshire grin stock pic…?

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Its Julia.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      You just took our next words off our keyboard! Yah! ;’) You hit enter first! Ha!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


  • John Wehrle

    They should have used MySpace Tom.

  • FlatFoot

    Could’a been worse.

    • nickdqwk

      You know what is really scarey about this, is it could just as easily be Geraldo!

      • FlatFoot

        “Remember Hammer-Toe Hill!” -Geraldo

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    The Real 0’CrapCare Model…

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Nah, this is the Obamacare real model. Guess which is an exempted politician and which isn’t.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Yesssssssssssssssss! ;’)

    • nickdqwk

      Just in time for the next RNC meeting!

  • pajamakat

    Why isn’t she black ? Isn’t that racist ?

  • TocksNedlog

    New splash page:

    • ceemack

      “What, me negotiate?”

    • FlatFoot

      FTFY!      ; ]

      • William Kent Jenkins

        He doesn’t have Betty Davis eyes , he has John Boener eyes

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    That looks like a smile where she knows things won’t work out. Y’know, like the kind Hillary had on her wedding day.

    • ObamaFail

      And the smile Obama has every time he starts to talk about a plan he has that will create jobs. He smiles because he knows that it will actually kill jobs, but he smiles because he knows liberals are dumb enough to believe him

  • BlahBlah

    I thought that was Julia. No?

    • Marcy Cook

      Julia doesn’t have a face. Soon our faces will be wiped off too for the good of the collective Comrade.

  • ceemack

    I think this girl’s in WitSec now.

  • TocksNedlog

    Carlotta Danger!

    • FlatFoot

      ¡¿Oh babee — where have you been all mi vida loca?!

  • FilleGitane

    Someone on Twitter noticed there is a correlation between states reporting Obamacare ‘enrollees’ and the state’s participation in the expansion of Medicaid. Coincidence or something more?

  • Pat Arnold

    I am honestly shocked and amazed that Obama allowed a photo of anyone other than the most photogenic President ever!!

  • CrustyB

  • Notorious M.E.G.

    She looks like she’s grinding her teeth – just like all the customers trying to create accounts on that site!

  • Paul C.

    Just look how cold her eyes are, they are hardened like steel.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    She’s a “FOX” , at least I can say that… But I still feel for her…..
    @GPollowitz is there a meme maker where we can “play” with her picture? Asking for a friend… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John

    If she has been successful in signing up for ObamaCare it shouldn’t be difficult to find out her complete medical history, then Americans will know more about her than they know about Obama.

  • Ian Farnsley

    She got an exemption for posing. That HAS to be it.

  • SpaceRacer423

    “What do you mean Im the new face of!?!?
    They told me that photo shoot was for ‘feminine itch’ and a ‘less than fresh feeling!!!”‘

  • ashknothole

    Whenever the politically correct need to put a face on criminal and/or deviant behavior, s/he’s invariably a person of no color.
    Now that is one white chick!
    The site must be worse than people realize.
    Be prepared to have your wallets lifted, your identities stolen and your grand parents paneled to death.

  • Jack Deth


    You would at least think they would use a Russian model. Or mail order bride!

  • lazypadawan

    I’m sure she’ll eventually turn up on Hannity’s show, just like the Obama Girl and Sydney Leathers.

  • LegalizeShemp

    She’s smiling because she knows Ted Cruz, the TEA party and Republicans will get blamed for it.

  • Brent Joseph Fenske

    We know more about her then we know about the tea Party guy who waived the Confederate flag!

    • Code of the West

      Tea Party guy? Try Democrat plant. They’re called “Crash the Tea Party” and there intent is to do the type of crap seen at the White House with the Confederate flag.

  • arttie

    Is she she the composet girl friend from the fictional autobiography?

  • Brooke

    I thought the story and the photoshopped pictures were hilarious, then I read the comments below, and now my sides ache! Thank you people for making my day!

  • Spike Bement

    I read somewhere that she’s the daughter of Bashir al-Asaad.

  • Dave

    That girl is probably smiling because she got an Obamacare waiver, dammit!!!

  • TJ

    One of the only places Obama face is not front and center. His face and Kate Sebelius should have been all over the place. Make one wonder why they used stock photo and not him doing his cardboard cutout best smile or Big Brother stare.

  • Jim Denney

    Those Obama “techies” can’t do anything right. The original photo order from Sebelius specified that the model was supposed to be wearing tampon earrings.

  • Rocket Surgeon

    Well… *I* think she’s very cute. And by FAR, the best part of Obamacare. Would you rather see a picture of Sebelius? Even the slowest ObamaBots know THAT would not encourage anyone to return to the web site 300 or 400 times, in order to set up an account.

  • dodgergirl88

    She looks like an (un) wise Latina.

  • alvin691

    If they find her, maybe she knows why they pirated the code used to make the site.

  • Cmate

    She looks like there’s someone just off camera saying “smile or we kill the puppy”.

  • Cmate

    Look at the bright side, at least they got a jpeg to load…

  • Kaya Hund

    They should have photo-shopped a picture of someone who does not exist.

  • precursor

    Maybe her name is Julia! Obama’s fake friend…who is a moocher off taxpayers. Remember Julia?

  • Doug_Piranha

    I’ll bet her name is Julia.

  • Cymbaline

    I wonder if she’s been audited by the IRS yet.

  • Sakemoto

    This is what I got when I went there.

  • Guest

    Obama outsourced the whole thing to some Canadian firm. So, I’m guessing the girl is a French-Canadian model. The photo was probably taken years ago and she never knew how it would eventually be used…. I just wonder why the site doesn’t have any photos of straight White males…..