The Obama administration continues to humiliate itself with the launch of the online health insurance marketplace.

For some Obamacare shoppers visiting HealthCare.gov, the “Success URL” is a blank white page, login attempts return an “unexpected error,” and the identity verification process is pretty sure you’re dead. Even after it was taken offline for “improvements,” many found week two of HealthCare.gov worse than week one.

This week, 404care truly earned its nickname: For some shoppers, even the “server down” webpage returns a “404 Not Found” message. That’s right, the page letting you know HealthCare.gov is broken … is broken.

Amazingly embarrassing for President Obama. And amazingly frustrating for Americans forced to seek new insurance after Obamacare forced insurers to dump them.

Stop your whining, guys. It’s probably just “poor Internet signals and wrong computer settings.” And besides:

  • ObamaFail

    If libs start throwing around accusations of us being racist for not loving Obamacare, it just shows their arguments for Obamacare hold no real weight.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    Why don’t they just put up the old “Website Under Construction” icon and claim each page hit as a “shovel ready job?”

    • ObamaFail

      Then libs can pretend Obama is creating jobs!

    • Andy from Beaverton

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      To be honest, Sign Man should be leaning on, not digging with his shovel.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        I must have gotten the one for a private sector construction worker.

    • Jay Stevens

      Apparently, it is a shovel ready job. The freakin’ server needs to be buried in a ditch, then they need to start over.

  • ObamaFail

    Here’s an interesting fact about this shut down vs the other government shut downs. This doesn’t make Obama look good. So lib trolls, prepare to faux outrage.

  • ObamaFail

    Dems and liberals do not grasp the concept of “compromise.”

    • ToyZebra

      Except now it appears they have surrendered unconditionally.

      • Wootpool the Flagged

        Obama rejected that one. Unless Boehner came back with a huge white flag that is.

        • Alphabet_Soup

          He waved a bedsheet on the last one!

          • Chrissy the Hyphenated

            IMHO, the Dems have something dirty on Boehner. They let him act Republican to assuage the base, then call him to heel when it matters. McCain too.

      • ObamaFail

        If they do surrender and just give Obama his way, it’s only because they know that Obama and the Dems will let us default just so they can blame it on the GOP.

        • dwsmokin

          I believe they would do that very thing. I think it has more to do with destroying the GOP than anything else.

  • Perplexed

    This quote should be on a billboard in Washington DC. Wish I owned one.

  • ObamaFail

    Libs still are that stupid though.

    • Chevypowered

      No arguments here.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      That is what comes from a person choosing ignorance over freedom which comes from knowledge and understanding.

  • John Howard

    Hello, fellow beta testers.

  • capisce

    Definition of insanity – place any enterprise under government control and hope for a result other than FUBAR.
    It would be funny if the joke wasn’t on us – those are our tax dollars being sucked up in the black hole of federal ineptitude and ever-increasing bureaucracy.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    I want to know how many people have been FIRED. Not reassigned, not furloughed, not even demoted. No “rubber rooms.” FIRED. No more benefits, pension, just GONE.

    I don’t need names, just give me an accurate number.

    • Wootpool the Flagged

      Zero.

      • NoWay

        Yep.

      • NoWay

        Yep.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist:

    “Yo dawg, I heard you like 404s, so we put a 404 in your 404 so you can fail to sign up for Obamacare while you fail to sign up for Obamacare.”

    • Wootpool the Flagged

      And then be penalized for not having insurance that we made mandate that you must have, and made it impossible to get after canceling your previous, better plans! Have a nice day.

      PS. Enjoy our lovely Death Panels

  • TJ

    Every day just proves that any conspiracy that has the government doing something nefarious is wrong as they are too incompetent to have it get done right. Even the known conspiracy such as the IRS vs. Tea Party. If it was done right, nothing would have to be redacted or gone back on to cover it up. Fast and Furious only happened as they where incompetent to have it work with too many guns to follow at any one time.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

    Wonderful point, and I believe Einstein defined insanity as the process of repeating the same thing over and over while expecting the outcome to be different.

    That is what keeps happening with Obamacare, failure upon failure w/o end.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

    That qualifies as a failure in my book.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

    On that I can agree wholeheartedly. Sarcasm is a true art form that many do not get, nor understand, which is one reason I love to use it on the left.

    Drives them madder than anything.

  • MDILady

    You bet, that happened to several people I know also.

  • gunsmithkat

    A web site so poorly executed that it can’t even find it’s own error page. Sure, why don’t we just let the gubmint take over 20 percent of our economy, just think of what they can do with your medical records. By January, 2014 I expect it will completely crash and burn.

  • yoda

    I get that the administration is trying to make the website appear in the style of blogs, Kayak, etc.

    But, serious question, did they use WordPress as a template or use source code similar to themes at WordPress? Because it looks incredibly, incredibly similar. I heard people say the site looked bad, especially given the money paid, but this crap looks really really bad (which is saying something because some government websites still look like they were used on Windows 98).

    I just checked and the 404 appears to be a moved webpage….so they removed the error for servers down?

  • http://nailsonblackboards.blogspot.com/ Bernie Candide Gilbert

    I’m one of the lucky ones who likes his insurance and can actually keep his insurance (actually my HMO).

    But if I weren’t, there is absolutely no freaking way I would log on to Obamacare’s website without a gun being literally held to my head.

    This website is so fouled up, people can’t do even the most basic things on it, like signing on. If the designers screwed that up, why on earth would you think they would be able to keep your personal information secure when it’s being passed around like a hockey puck from Health and Human Services to the Social Security Administration to the IRS to Edward Snowden to Lois Lerner to the widow of Nigerian Oil Minister Dr. Nkumbe Wabusu?

    It’s not a question of if your personal information will be hacked; it’s a question of when.

    Questions the butt-licking MSM should ask Our Dear Leader the next time he opens his mouth:

    1) October 1 has come and gone. What is your new target date for healthcare.gov to be ready for prime time?

    2) In the IT world, there’s a saying: On time, bug-free, under budget – pick any two. Healthcare.gov only met one. Who is the project manager for healthcare.gov, and why hasn’t he/she been fired?

    3) Do you even know what a project manager is?

    4) We’ve seen that healthcare.gov can’t even do the simple tasks like logging people on. Many Americans believe the system is a hacker’s wet dream and that there will almost certainly be a massive security breach. Prove they’re wrong.

    5) If you can not prove that healthcare.gov is secure, why should taxpayers be punished for not logging on to a system that will expose their personal information?

  • jeanie6

    Even the error page can’t be found. The perfect metaphor for our present government.

  • unclebarb

    The Democrats don’t care if it works. The media will cover for them. See, if you can’t get any insurance you can just pay the fine. And it is your fault because the Death Queen Kathleen says so. Did I forget to mention actual healthcare? Forgive me, it has nothing to do with this wicked “law”.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    What’s coming? Heck, I’ve been seeing comments like that from the left since they passed that abomination!

  • GaryTheBrave

    The error code is not 404. The new error code is 666.

  • rambler

    Who knew that gov was this bad? Certainly not those on the dole. Get ready for it to get worse.

  • Alastor

    … but it was beta-male-ordered …

  • http://meadabawdy.blogspot.com/ meadabawdy

    ♫ “My problems got problems, I can’t explain.”

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    Back in 2009, when the MSM was pimping O’care and ignoring everything Conservatives were warning about (that has happened) and everything the GOP was proposing (that would’ve worked), I read an analysis of that bogus “43 million without insurance” statistic. It was hugely inflated by a number of false assumptions. E.g., it included people temporarily between policies. It also included millions of people who would qualify for Medicaid or Medicare should they NEED IT, but who haven’t needed it so aren’t signed up for it.

    • R.C.

      This is -by design- a tool to enslave.

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    I will not pay for abortion. Obamacare is pretty much forcing all policies to charge $1 a month JUST FOR ABORTION. But they won’t tell you about it until you’re signed up and it’s too late.

  • DWAAP

    Hello…………………

  • Ken

    Just sign in as Barry Soetoro from Hawaii and I’m sure you all will have no problem

  • Jim

    Get the NSA on this problem. It’ll be up and running in no time. Plus they can fill out all of the forms for you!