Fake, but oh-so-accurate! Isn’t that the lefty standard?

Thanks to Occupy the Firing Range, even you bitter clingers can now view the world through Musket’s eyes with your handy-dandy “Piers Morgan Guide to Firearm Identification.”

Need a little extra help getting inside MSM heads? Try these guides on for size:

https://twitter.com/TroothBooth/status/379995339605831681

(Hat tip: WORSEKarma)

Related:

‘AR-15 shotgun’: Did CNN let noted gun expert Piers Morgan write its chyron text?

How ’bout that? Piers Morgan develops strange new aversion to the term ‘AR-15′

Some of Piers Morgan’s bogus AR-15 claims go down the Twitter memory hole

  • Republicanvet

    You could put a trebuchet on there and he would call it an AR-15…next to the AR-15 potato gun.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      When, oh when, will we wake up and ban all trebuchets. Is no one’s castle to be safe from this menace?

      • Markward

        Just wait until we break out the AR-15 Roman Ballista

        • Jack Deth

          Or the ‘AR-15 Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder”.

          Which can be re-purposed as the “AR-15 Slingshot”.

          • Slugglife

            90% of Americans favor AR-15 cake over all other breakfast foods.

          • Jarhead83

            I personally wear the “AR-15 Under the Butt Nut Hut”, but that’s just for frontal assaults…

          • E Quilibrate

            That would be a double barrel slingshot.

      • Andy from Beaverton

        Run away!

        • Sharkteeth

          My AR-15 shrubbery collection.

        • truckee22

          In the top 5 funniest movies of all time.
          “He must be a King”
          “How do you know?”
          “Because he doesn’t have sh*t all over him”.

          • Rabid

            NI!!

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Don’t forget the mangonels too!

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      Every frat-boy in college just started referring to his johnson as an “AR-15”

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        And for most of those frat-boys, there’s a sorority girl that rates it an “AR-5”

        • BlueGood

          Dang…that’s harsh….

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      A trebuchet?? Are you just catapulting our leg with that?

  • Republicanvet

    I want to see his AR-15 pez dispenser.

    • Right Wired

      How about a Pez Glock?

      Edit: PEZ did release this thing. Without the mods, of course.

      • Republicanvet

        Or a pez shotgun. A party favorite.

      • almarquardt

        I want one!!

  • jd

    don’t forget… AR-PT
    deadly…yet quite tasty…

    • Clete Torres

      Looks more like a B-2.

      Wonder they didn’t expel, then draw and quarter the kid for that.

    • BlueGood

      LMAO…..saved those “Durty Weapon Educationals” to distribute to my friends in the Canadian shooting sports!….

      Well done!

      • Jarhead83

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        • BlueGood

          LMAO!……no ROTFLMAO!……HAR HAR HAR….

      • Jarhead83

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  • http://stringcandycraft.blogspot.com/ Kimberly Burger

    Where’s the pop tart AR 15?

    • Republicanvet

      Confiscated as states evidence in preparation for the trial I suppose. 6 year olds and pop tarts can be deadly.

      • http://stringcandycraft.blogspot.com/ Kimberly Burger

        Oh yes, silly me, that kid is on the top of Eric Holder’s list of people to harass

        • Republicanvet

          Harrass? I bet Holder has a complete dossier on the little maniac ready to present to a hand picked grand jury.

          • http://stringcandycraft.blogspot.com/ Kimberly Burger

            Hahaha!!!!!! You’re right

  • The Masked Avatar

    Shouldn’t there be a picture of a light saber?

  • Marvin Nelson

    Where is the AR-15 finger version? How about the paper model?

  • FLCommonSense

    They did not include SooperMexican’s graph which was grand.

  • trixiewoobeans

    I want pics of the crazies firing them at defenseless, unarmed people in Gun-Free Zones! Put that one up, Piers!

  • Clete Torres

    My wife hit me with an AR-15 this morning while taking it from the dishwasher.

    I then fried eggs in it for her breakfast.

    • BlueGood

      No doubt you 4 got the Hollandaise Sauce…..

      Try harder!…..LOL

  • CHHR

    forgot pop tarts…

    • 500_lb_Gorrila

      Heh…quite dangerous, and full of sugary yumness! Michelle Obama would disapprove, and then eat them all herself.

  • Michelle

    Fricken hilarious and oh so true! I know folks who want ALL AR-15s and Glocks banned. And when I ask them why, they tell me because they are the guns mass shooters use. Right, because banning AR-15s and Glocks will definitely stop mass shootings. They also say they want “all semi-auto” guns banned (clearly they have no concept of what they’re suggesting) and when I ask them to define what a “semi auto gun” is…they fail each and every time. Even saw a friend of a friend post on Facebook after Sandy Hook “I demand that all Glocks and semi-auto guns be banned! You can keep your shotguns and pistols, but ban Glocks and semi-autos!” Ummm. Hmmm. Which is it, I can keep my pistol or I have to hand over my Glock and other semi-autos? Because ya know, they are…the same thing. These are the idiots we are dealing with, they don’t even understand what it is they want banned.

    • thetreyman

      please tell me you or someone else pointed that out to the super genius that knows everything about everything.

      • Michelle

        I totally called her out on her ignorance. I informed her that “semi-auto” and “pistol” are most cases…the same thing. Then I asked her to define “semi-auto” and she said it’s one pull on the trigger to empty the gun. I let her know that’s auto, not semi-auto. She gave me a dismissive “whatever” but I kept after her. I explained what semi-auto means, and she still didn’t like how they operate, so she changed her demand to all handgun (especially Glocks!) must be banned, and we could keep our revolvers. And that’s when I totally confused her by pointing that if she’s against any gun that doesn’t require a manual chambering of the next round, then double action revolvers are really gonna piss her off. She huffed, “Well, you know what I mean!!” I ended the convo with, “How could I know what you mean when you don’t even know what you mean. Stay out of the gun control debate since you haven’t the slightest clue what you’re talking about.”

        • CatHerder

          Ask her if she’s more in favor of flinters or percussion-type actions. Smoothbore, rifled or APFSDS?

          • Michelle

            Bwaahahha. I’m actually quite done with her (she was the friend of a friend), but when our mutual friend stood up for the idiot and said she (my friend) agrees with her other friend…our friendship ended. I have no desire to have any friends who want to take away my Constitutional rights.

          • CatHerder

            As you should not. Well done.

          • Slugglife

            Youre not alone. Ive lost a few friends too, those that would have me give up my rights for their misguided attempts to create utopia. I like to ask people if it is ok to keep my AR-15 if it doesnt have all the scary looking thingys hanging off of it. Most of the time the answer is yes.

          • Michelle

            I have no problem having any friends who do not like guns, in fact, I have quite a few. And they agree to disagree with me on the matter, but they respect that I do own guns. These same friends are also very opened minded and often ask me to explain things to them (i.e., what are the CCW laws in CA, what does person go through to buy a gun in CA, what is “semi-auto,” what does a magazine do?, etc.) These friends personally don’t agree with owning guns, but they respect that the rest of us have a right to, and I love that they want to be knowledgeable and that they ask questions.

            It’s the friends who spout completely wrong information, have no clue what they’re talking about, are resistant to being educated and actively engage in trying to implement more gun control that I have no regret closing the door on.

  • Joe

    They don’t know that “AR15” can be many different calibers so don’t tell them.

    You can buy AR15’s in calibers that few if any states even regulate.

    • thetreyman

      you bring up a good point. what if i want a 458 socom ar-15? how am i supposed to get mags for it if 30 round 223/5.56 mags are banned. they use the same mag but the socom only holds 10 rounds. i smell a loophole.

    • 500_lb_Gorrila

      I doubt that they even know what a caliber is, let alone the difference between a slingshot and an ICBM.

      • Ronald Green

        Most of them do not.

  • jukin

    Who is worse, Piers, the people that employ him, or the people that watch him?

    • EdwdLny

      yes.

    • 500_lb_Gorrila

      All the above.

    • alanstorm

      False question – assumes he has viewers.

  • Jack Deth

    Where’s the modified “Spaceballs: The Flamethrower”, that been updated to the “AR-15: The Flamethrower”?

    • 500_lb_Gorrila

      I didn’t see a Kirby vacuum in the list!

  • right_on

    Left off of the chart, are a donkey, and a hole in the ground!

    • Jack Deth

      That would be The AR-15 Landmine. And the AR-15 Landmine Hole Filler.

    • Jack Deth

      That would be The AR-15 Landmine. And the AR-15 Landmine Hole Filler.

  • right_on

    Left off of the chart, are a donkey, and a hole in the ground!

  • Magnifico

    That’s silly.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    Oh man, we all need a good laugh, and that did it for me. But, on a serious note, we can’t forget the idiots, like the state senator in Colorado, who wanted to ban “clips”, because once the folks shot them up, there wouldn’t be anymore “clips”.

    Yup, these are the people attacking the 2nd amendment.

    • 500_lb_Gorrila

      Note to auto shops that are local to these idiot democrat politicians, charge them four times as much as your regular customers, they’re so stupid that they’ll never know the difference.

      • 500_lb_Gorrila

        …but on the other foot, they’ve probably got the taxpayers, like you and I, paying for their repairs.

  • 500_lb_Gorrila

    Forgot to mention David’s slingshot! The Goliaths are falling.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    And don’t forget the deadliest of all AR-15s…

    AR-15-Nado!

  • 500_lb_Gorrila

    Isn’t it overbearing English idiots like Morgan that caused us to revolt to begin with?

  • GaryTheBrave

    Where’s the NRA t-shirt logo Glock AR-15? Wasn’t some kid in high school recently in trouble because he wouldn’t turn his NRA shirt inside out?

  • Richard Jefferies

    I thought it was the darn AK-15s that were causing trouble.

  • Andy

    Go easy on Mr. Pughe-Morgan. You have to take into account that he was born a defenseless serf and raised a “subject” of the state. He has never actually touched a gun of any type (his betters have seen to that); so, naturally, he’s afraid of them. He has displayed disdainful of the American Constitution in general and the second amendment in partiular.

    His journalistic credentials include tabloid journalism at The Sun, News of the World, and Daily Mirror (no wonder he has no regard for the facts) and a children’s newspaper (where naivete is ostensibly considered a virtue, at least, by the parents of his young readers).

  • Andy

    Go easy on Mr. Pughe-Morgan. You have to take into account that he was born a simple, disarmed serf and raised a “subject” of the state. He has never actually touched a gun of any type (his betters have seen to that); so, naturally, he’s ignorant afraid of them.

    His journalistic credentials include tabloid journalism, including The Sun, News of the World, and Daily Mirror (no wonder he has no regard for the facts) and a children’s newspaper (where naivete, it must be assumed, is considered a virtue, at lease by the parents of his young and still impressionable readers).

  • marion vega

    musket morgan is more likely to handle flesh muskets

  • Slugglife

    thats rich.

  • Turd Burglestein

    The forgot to include the pop tart eaten into the shape of a gun…that’s an AR-15 too.

  • Turd Burglestein

    The forgot to include the pop tart eaten into the shape of a gun…that’s an AR-15 too.

  • Rabid

    AR-15 Assault Stick.

  • http://drudge.com snyper77

    That is really, really, funny.

  • Hiraghm

    Would this be an AR-15… or a Glock?