Jeffrey Alan Wagner is reportedly a Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party candidate in the race to replace the Minneapolis mayor. And he has an ad … an ad in which he promises to “not even go to the strip clubs anymore.”

If that isn’t hawt, we don’t know what is. This can’t be real, can it?

https://twitter.com/kurtluidhardt/status/378536741289734144

He’s also “cool with making $100,000 a year,” just so you know. Also, “Wake the f*ck up!”

Greatest campaign ad ever made?

Scariest ad ever?

Either way, people are talking.

How’s this for an endorsement?

According to HyperVocal, @modernrocktc is his Twitter feed. Here’s the bio, complete with “Your Moms bedroom” as his location.

jeff-wagner-twitter-bio

If that Twitter account is legit, then this is his Facebook page. According to the relationship status, he’s single ladies.

Exit snark about the party ID of this “foul-mouthed sexist and borderline racist.”

Editor’s note: The title has been amended to include a quote from Wagner. This post has been updated with additional tweets.

  • CatHerder

    I notice he didn’t say he’d go to the strip clubs any less.

  • CatHerder

    I notice he didn’t say he’d go to the strip clubs any less.

  • bicentennialguy

    Another perv running for public office. Should be a shoo-in.

  • bicentennialguy

    Another perv running for public office. Should be a shoo-in.

  • Stephen K

    He sounded like he was halfway in the bag already when he made that spot.

  • walterc

    Not surprised he’s a Demoncrat. Probably win . . .then hire Anthony Wiener as Chief of Staff.

    • Right Wired

      I bet Anthony would love that job.

    • Right Wired

      I bet Anthony would love that job.

  • BoscoBolt

    Gross.

  • BoscoBolt

    Gross.

  • therealguyfaux

    Everyone realizes he IS “taking the piss,” right?
    And I don’t mean, in his trunks, while waist-deep.

  • therealguyfaux

    Everyone realizes he IS “taking the piss,” right?
    And I don’t mean, in his trunks, while waist-deep.

  • WhoMeToo

    Hey Minneapolis ==> RUN!!!!! O.O

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    Well, if he happens to lose, he can always run for Mayor of San Diego California.

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    Well, if he happens to lose, he can always run for Mayor of San Diego California.

  • tops116

    Cue obligatory Clinton joke.

  • The Jackal

    Jesus Christ, Is this the best we can get? It gets worse & worse every day. Founding Fathers must be rolling over in their graves. What a Douche Bag!

  • Wag_a_Muffin (D)

    So this is what we get for politicians now? “Well, at least I’m less obnoxious than that Wiener guy?”

  • Clete Torres

    Every person I have EVER met from Minnesota is as whacked as this guy.

    Every. Single. One.

    What the hell is in the water up there?

  • gman213

    Hell..I would vote for that dude…lol, it would be interesting to watch. Besides…I don’t live there.