Jeffrey Alan Wagner is reportedly a Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party candidate in the race to replace the Minneapolis mayor. And he has an ad … an ad in which he promises to “not even go to the strip clubs anymore.”
If that isn’t hawt, we don’t know what is. This can’t be real, can it?
Move over Chris Christie, this is the greatest ad of 2013 ''Wake Up Minneapolis'' Jeffrey Alan Wagner for Mayor: http://t.co/1cn4Fvgmz1
— Kurt Luidhardt (@kurtluidhardt) September 13, 2013
He’s also “cool with making $100,000 a year,” just so you know. Also, “Wake the f*ck up!”
Greatest campaign ad ever made?
Best ad ever? Nah, but it's up there. https://t.co/qyzoUGCOS5
— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) September 13, 2013
Scariest ad ever?
Um, @CRZ, I just saw an ad for Jeff Wagner for #MPLS mayor. Should I be scared? #WakeTheCensoredUp
— It's me, it's me, it's The KFV (@TheKFV) September 13, 2013
Either way, people are talking.
https://twitter.com/DaveOber/status/378532689877274624
How’s this for an endorsement?
Somehow still less embarrassing than Jesse Ventura. RT @ERolfPleiss HA! Jeff Wagner for MPLS Mayor. Wake the F%$& up! http://t.co/dxQrKp2327
— Mike Bates (@MikeBatesTWIBH) September 13, 2013
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According to HyperVocal, @modernrocktc is his Twitter feed. Here’s the bio, complete with “Your Moms bedroom” as his location.
If that Twitter account is legit, then this is his Facebook page. According to the relationship status, he’s single ladies.
Exit snark about the party ID of this “foul-mouthed sexist and borderline racist.”
I think it's incumbent upon us on the right to denounce this racist Republican running for Mayor of MPLS. http://t.co/FczLUlpcYM
— RBe (@RBPundit) September 13, 2013
When will the Republican racism ever end? http://t.co/FczLUlpcYM
— RBe (@RBPundit) September 13, 2013
Editor’s note: The title has been amended to include a quote from Wagner. This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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