Jeffrey Alan Wagner is reportedly a Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party candidate in the race to replace the Minneapolis mayor. And he has an ad … an ad in which he promises to “not even go to the strip clubs anymore.”

If that isn’t hawt, we don’t know what is. This can’t be real, can it?

https://twitter.com/kurtluidhardt/status/378536741289734144

He’s also “cool with making $100,000 a year,” just so you know. Also, “Wake the f*ck up!”

Greatest campaign ad ever made?

Scariest ad ever?

Either way, people are talking.

How’s this for an endorsement?

According to HyperVocal, @modernrocktc is his Twitter feed. Here’s the bio, complete with “Your Moms bedroom” as his location.

jeff-wagner-twitter-bio

If that Twitter account is legit, then this is his Facebook page. According to the relationship status, he’s single ladies.

Exit snark about the party ID of this “foul-mouthed sexist and borderline racist.”

Editor’s note: The title has been amended to include a quote from Wagner. This post has been updated with additional tweets.