Despite MSNBC’s low ratings, Howard Dean’s misguided Grecian formula makeover didn’t go unnoticed.

Oh, dear. Show us on the doll where Dean’s dye job touched you.

https://twitter.com/katrinaRavioli/status/375622595359420416

Hey, at least we won’t have to hear pundits swoon over his “silver fox” look. So there’s that.

  • SansMercy

    Howard Dean’s beautician just committed Jehad on his head. Maybe we should bomb him.

  • KGB

    Dean’s hair was done by Earl Scheib. Or as he calls it, “Earl SCHEIIIIIRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      He’ll paint your hair for Nine-Ninety-nine-Ninety-Nine..”RIIIIIGGGHHTTT!!” XD
      Another reference:”MORRIE’S WIGS!” #GoodFellas
      Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Jack Deth

        “It won’t come off and embarrass you… Even under water!”

  • Jack Deth

    Howard Dean’s hair is brought to you through the auspices of “Earl Scheib” Lopez.

    Famous L.A. painter of stolen Bicycles, Mopeds and Vespas since 2007.

    *With apologies to Detective Joe Wambaugh’s novel ‘The Black Marble’*

  • therealguyfaux

    Going for that good old Walter Matthau nobody’s-hair-could-really-be-that-naturally-dark-at-that-age look, is he?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Jack? Louie? Miss Percie? Me-OW! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • grais

    I wanna know if he got a lollipop w/that new do.

    Why are some men so stupid?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      My hair is TOO THICK! If he’d ask me nicely, I’d gladly contribute for a Hair Transplant #HairClubForMen #SySperling XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Billie Slash

      And that’s just the hair we can see……bwah-ha!

  • nc

    People, can we PLEASE stop endlessly chasing the fountain of youth? Remember when we were allowed to age “gracefully?”

    Just yesterday I saw an actress who, at age 48, has already ruined her formerly beautiful face by replacing it with one of those hideous plastic masks. Why???

    Enough already.

    • Clete Torres

      My spousal associate is always whining about her grays. I tell her not to worry about it, I really don’t care about that. In the words of Randy Travis “I ain’t in love with your hair.”

      • nc

        Your “spousal associate” is a very lucky lady. But gawd, I hope you don’t call her that to her face!

        • Clete Torres

          Actually, yeah we do, to each other. It’s something my brother and his wife started years ago, in response to some of their (former) friends who were annoyingly PC all the time. It just kinda stuck and we drag it out occasionally for giggles.

          • CatHerder

            The Boss gripes more about her hair thinning than the gray.

          • Clete Torres

            Perhaps you should send her to Howard Dean’s guy. He did such a good job on Howie…

            Seriously though, has she seen a doc?

          • CatHerder

            She’s okay, just resisting enlistment in the Blue Hair Brigade.

  • gold7406

    too much ben and jerrys. brain freeze

  • Turd Burglestein

    He’s so full of crap even his hair turned brown.

    • Turd Burglestein

      I see downtwinkles the troll is busy from mommie’s basement this morning.

      • Clete Torres

        Yeah, it’s been twinkling in all the threads this morning. Mom must have pissed him off somehow.

        • twinx

          Probably put too much starch on his jockstrap when she ironed it.

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            Well. too be fair. She could have let him take it off first.

          • Grandma HeadInjury

            Here’s the internet, sir. You won it fair and square…

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        BieberBox? That you again?

        • Turd Burglestein

          No, & WTF is a bieberbox?

          • Grandma HeadInjury

            OFA troll on a downtwinkle spree last weekend…Tried to engage some of the regulars and pretty much had his ass handed to him…good times…

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            I see Justin hasn’t used his Alt, since that drubbing a few days ago; http://twitchy.com/2013/09/02/ari-fleischer-supports-obama-on-limited-syria-strikes/#

          • Turd Burglestein

            I would think my twitter page should pretty much confirm I’m not a weenie sniffing bieberbox ofa troll

            http://www.twitter.com/turdburglestein

          • Grandma HeadInjury

            LOL! No. I spend enough time around here to know you. I was responding to your comment above mine about the downtwinkles troll, then was asking BieberBox if that was him.

            Sorry for the confusion. It’s all good….

  • Clete Torres

    Howard Dean’s hair reminds me of the episode of Frasier where Martin uses something called ‘Color in a Can’ to quick-dye his hair in order to look younger and more desirable at his son Niles’s party. He sat too close to the fireplace, and his dye started melting and running everywhere, leaving large dark dye spots on the furniture.

    Somebody sit Howie next to a fireplace, and let’s see what happens.

    • therealguyfaux

      Don’t forget an old All In The Family where Archie dyes his hair back to its original black, but it’s s-o-o-o-o black, it’s obviously fake. It could never have been that black even when he was in his teens– that’s how black it was! (PS in real life, Carroll O’Connor’s hair in his youth was actually medium brown.)

      • Clete Torres

        Forgot about that one.

  • Danny Wheeler

    LOLCats has some work to do on this guy! 😉

    • Clete Torres

      I think they already did: coughing it up.

  • Doc Farmer

    Did he go to the same “rug doctor” as Trump, Kucinich and Shatner? Makes me glad I just shave my head and be done with it…

    • arttie

      I’m with you there.

  • Junie3

    Is it going to be a Clinton/Dean Ticket? These old commies just need to stop fixing their ugly with face/eye lifts, hair dyes. It can’t be done, it’s the heart that makes a person a human, and that is what needs to be changed. Sadly for some it’s too late.

    • nc

      Exhibit A: John Kerry

  • © Sponge

    It just amazes me how politicians think they’re rock stars and need to get the surgery and botox and all that crap.

    You’re so vein. I bet you think this song is about you…..don’t you……don’t you…..DON’T YOU!!!!!!!

    • arttie

      All the muscles Nancy uses to furrow her brow and be used for thinking after her Botox treatments.

  • http://bigdeemagnifies.blogspot.com Diana Morrison

    Looks like a red line across his head.

  • Junie3

    Here’s the Kerry eye lifts.

    • EllisWyatt

      That Theresa Heinz packs a mean punch, right John?

      • neoface

        He has been living off that woman for years! The original male gigolo.

        • lainer51

          Senator John Heinz (her first husband) must be rolling over in his grave, now that ol’ horseface is living the good life with the Heinz money.

      • 3seven77

        She hit him with a ketchup bottle.

    • neoface

      Is his face getting longer? I guess gravity is doing its thing on this hypocrite.

      • Kevin Scott

        I bet he spent more on that procedure than most of the cherished 99% will make in one year. How delicious, Mr. Kerry. Way to put your priorities in order.

    • Juanita Outlaw-Bedford

      Did someone beat him up? Did he fall off the yacht? Lord Have Mercy, what the hell happened?

  • twinx

    Looks like an astroturf bathing cap.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Um….

    • tops116

      Thin-skinned deflection powers, activate! Form of… a picture!

      • Kevin Scott

        I think what JoeMyGenderNeutralDeity is trying to say is that one CAN still be intelligent and have common sense even with a bad hairdo (Paul) as opposed to being a foaming-at-the-mouth imbecile with a horrible coif (Dean). Not all bad hairdos, in other words, sit atop a dome of idiocy.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Ah, Joe. Ya disappoint me. Where’s the “Fox News” logo for the full JMG screengrab effect?

      • JoeMyGodNYC

        Here ya go! The wig looks even WORSE in this Fox screengrab, if that’s possible.

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          Now there’s the Joe we all know and love. I knew ya could do it!

        • 912er

          You are a baldist

          • JoeMyGodNYC

            Impossible! I’m as a bald as Rand Paul is under that dead raccoon of his.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Uh…

    • tops116

      Hey, look, Joe figured out how to post a picture. How precious.

  • gman213

    Is that Ron Popeils spray on hair?

  • tops116

    Dean didn’t glue a cat to his head. He had PETA skin a cat and then glue that to his head.

  • neoface

    That is one insane guy, he might be bipolar or something.

  • socalcon

    Hmm, maybe Dean should rock a ‘ginger’ look?

  • Vlad99

    Is the party of Donald Trump making fun of people’s hair? Ironic isn’t it?

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Yeah, I can’t remember how many times I said, “You know, that Donald Trump…”
      …well anything.

      Your fail is noted. Thanks for playing.

  • Michael Hampton

    His actual hair is better than Ron Paul’s hair club monstrosity.

  • Billie Slash

    His stylist did a ‘James Brown’–dyed, fried, and combed to the side.

  • schmack_the_knife

    I guess this is the color that results when you mix piss and vinegar.

  • ejochs

    There was a Kids in the Hall skit where a guy placed a dead squirrel on his head for a combover. His hair looked more realistic than Dean’s

  • jay

    Rand Paul,,,,,,Ayn Rand’s version of Goldilocks.