That’s a winner right there.

That woman’s failed twerking attempt is over. But Obama’s still got more than a day left before his week of twerking comes to an end.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO u c h i e !!!!!!!
    Now can we cry?

  • DaMello

    Darwin Awards all around…!

    • Jack Deth

      Some people are just too stupid to breathe. Yet, somehow they manage.

  • Clete Torres

    That damned Biden. Always opening the door at the most inopportune time.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Does she look old enough to have voted in 2012? Definitely an Obumuh voter!

  • Cy

    Someday she will breed. Just…think about that for a bit.

    • bungopony

      Nope-she’ll go see “Dr.” Kermit Gosnell.And you’ll pay for it.

    • Doc Farmer

      I’m guessing she’s gonna be a Darwin Award winner REAL soon…

    • spaceycakes

      unless it burnt her kitty

    • WhoMeToo

      Not if she’s a democrat. ~_^

  • Magnifico

    Visual: Obama twerking on Michelle (or Reggie) a la Miley/Robin.

    • Slam1263

      Reaction: My spleen launching itself from my mouth.

    • Doc Farmer

      I’m sending you the cleaning bill for the projectile vomiting I just experienced…

    • Michelle

      Or Bo

    • Canadian in USA

      EW! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Thanks for “taking us there”… I would have commented sooner but I had to clean the yak off my keyboard.

  • Slam1263

    May I help you up, Ms. Jarett?

  • The Masked Avatar

    I’d would have liked to have seen what happened next.

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  • Jack Deth

    I guess this “Fly Girl” wannabe forgot all those Fire Marshal Bill “Let me tell you something!… Drop! Tuck! and Roll!” warnings from ‘In Living Color’!

    • RblDiver

      What, you mean screaming in hysteria while just staring at the pretty colors doesn’t do the trick?

      • Jack Deth

        Or stupidly sitting on the upholstered and no doubt, very flammable sofa with its chemically poisonous when burning cushions weren’t enough.

  • Doc Farmer

    The sad part is, she’s STILL a better dancer than I am…

    • Michelle

      Right? All hilarity aside, I’m thinking, “Damn, girl can shake those hips!”

      • BlueGood

        I’ve got a sore neck from just thinkin’ about it….he heh….

      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        Yup. Too bad her brain is between ’em.

  • hrhoward

    The brain-stem can operate a stereo. Yay!!

  • Turd Burglestein

    So is the pants on fire at the end a thinly veiled reference to the fact that 0bama is a pathological liar?

    • Canadian in USA

      Nice catch…didn’t think of that one.

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Interesting point…best watch it a couple more times to see. Only this time while NOT drinking a soda.

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  • WhoDat

    Just not funny. Hope she was fine and didn’t have major burns.

    • spaceycakes

      well, see, the funny part is she is sooooo self-centered as to make a video of herself, attention-craving porn star wannabe, that she inadvertently taped herself in the midst of an EPIC FAIL and made me laugh.

      • WhoDat

        Just because she was being ridiculous with the “dancing” and having fun doesn’t mean she deserves at least 2nd degree burns.

        Especially not funny how it’s being used here: for political purposes.

        • spaceycakes

          um, the ‘burns’ she caused herself. We’re just the ones laughing.

        • answer1776

          Why do you insist upon being a brain dead liberal?

        • Nex

          Didn’t deserve? What was that old maxim again? Keep your hand away from the stove, lest you get burned.

        • Jack Deth

          She was dumb enough to place herself between a door and a burning candle atop a glass coffee table.

          Heck of a way to instantly familiarize yourself with “Murphy’s Law”. And the flammable tendencies of pooled and super heated parafin, ain’t it?

      • John W.

        And furthermore, even after the epic fail, she still uploaded the video to YouTube.

    • $26572429

      Thought is was HILARIOUS! So there!

    • dagnytaggart

      Doubt she’s have posted the video if she was seriously injured.

  • Dan Snelson

    and…. they walk among us

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Some of ’em even “upright”.

  • cheezqueen

    Its legal for her to breed and vote- think about that for a moment.

  • Steven A

    White girls.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Gaaahhh. I just blew an entire cup of coffee out of my nose. Her twerking is almost worse than Miley’s! A definite winner and could be an honorable mention for a Darwin Award.

  • Junie3

    Quick throw some beer or something like that on it, lol too funny.

  • Franklin R Burn

    can we have moment of silence for the poor bottle of whisky that lost its life in this senseless act of violence ! Alcohol abuse is a serious problem , this year in America
    thousands of gallons of alcohol will be spilled by dumb blonds
    ….won’t you help!

  • lainer51