Sen. John McCain took precious time away from honing his mad “tea baggerpoker skillz to weigh in on the Senate’s Syria resolution. He was for it before he was against it.

Why the change of heart?

Ha!

No one’s taking McCain seriously? Imagine that.

Laughing so we don’t hurl:

In a nutshell.

https://twitter.com/syork2816/status/375270513125650432

The Blaze reports:

Sen. John McCain says he doesn’t support the latest Senate resolution to authorize military force against Syria. But it’s not for the reason many Republicans have lined up to oppose it.

* * *

He now opposes a resolution crafted by Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez of New Jersey and Republican Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee. It puts a 90-day limit on action and says no American troops can be sent into Syria.

Asked if he supported it, McCain said, “In its current form, I do not.”

So, should we be shouting “Allahu Akhbar” or something while putting on our McCain twerk-tongue faces?

  • JeffWRidge

    Does he object to the part about keeping U.S. troops out of Syria, or to the time limit, or both? Just how much force does he want us to use?

    • WhoMeToo

      My guess is ==> Hiroshima.

      • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

        Uhm, well, aahh, yeah, I don’t have a problem with the “Hiroshima” plan.

  • Clayton Grant

    The Alzheimer’s is strong in this one.

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      And so is the “stupid”.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Careful John…….. you’re flip flopping too fast for your daughter’s idiocy to keep up. She isn’t going to know which foot to put in her mouth if you don’t slow down.

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      Damn, now I have an image of Ta-Ta McCain shrimping my digit’s.
      Time for a cold shower. A long one.
      / I’ll leave the part about a foot in her mouth alone.

      • MarcusFenix

        as Jayne says…

        “I’ll be in my bunk..”

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          Hot Damn! A Firefly reference.
          Imma follow you.

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            If Disqus ever comes back online.

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            If Disqus ever comes back online.

          • MarcusFenix

            Browncoats FTW!!!

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            Hmm, still can’t follow.
            Nathan Fillion now understands just how much Conservative like his shows.

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          Hot Damn! A Firefly reference.
          Imma follow you.

    • Steve_J

      IMO, flop on both would also be appropriate.

  • WhoMeToo

    I bet Ketchup is PISSED!!! XD

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      57 varieties of pissed, I’d say.

      • MarcusFenix

        At least it’s a different variety for each state Obama has visited.

        • MNWoman

          Hahahaha. Love this comment.

    • Michelle

      I never used to care what brand of ketchup I purchased, but now I purposely avoid ever buying Heinz ketchup because the idea of putting one penny in his or Thereeeeeeza’s pockets makes me sick. I don’t care if Heinz was on sale for $1 and the other brand was $5, I’m buying the other brand.

      • WhoMeToo

        I make my own… And it’s delicious, if I do say so myself. ~_^

        • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

          Recipe?

        • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

          Wow! Down-vote? Really ?

          • MarcusFenix

            It’s kind of sad that someone has nothing better to do than downvote homemade ketchup. Must be a Heinz rep at work.

            And Who…i make a lot of my own sauces and dips too here at home, though ketchup isn’t usually one of them….interested in your recipe. :)

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            It is a bit f*cked up isn’t it?

          • WhoMeToo

            He’s a sad little troll…. and I relish the fact that he is. >:^)

          • Clete Torres

            He mustard early today as well, peppering the board with chive earlier than his usual thyme.

            Must be sheet-changing day at mom’s house.

          • WhoMeToo

            XD

          • Clete Torres

            He mustard early today as well, peppering the board with chive earlier than his usual thyme.

            Must be sheet-changing day at mom’s house.

      • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

        I’ve gone to BBQ sauce.
        Even most of the store brands are made by Heinz.
        I vote with my wallet, and have “divested” my pantry of any corporation that backs ideas I don’t like.
        But, and I do want to say this loudly, they have a Right to make those statements.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    What a wacko bird!

  • Section 9

    McCain is wrong on intervention, but his instincts are right to oppose Menendez-Corker. A pinprick strike would be just enough for Assad to come up and moon Obama again like he’s been doing.

  • Clete Torres

    John F’in McKerry. For it before he was against it. Or something.

  • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

    How.Does.He.Keep.Getting. Elected. Arizona…c’mon already!

    • MarcusFenix

      The only thing I can figure is…they just don’t care about it, as a whole. It’s easier to keep voting for him that to make any real change.

      Or…he’s just passing out pictures of his daughters cleavage. That could be part of it?

      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        Good point. Nice knockers. I suppose for those living in mom’s cellar that’s all it takes.

        • MarcusFenix

          With all things considered in the current political climate, we already have a boob in the White House that people voted for more than once, so…it stands to reason using 2 of them could get McCain elected repeatedly.

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            You would think. But didn’t happen. Not sure if that was a blessing or a curse at this point.

          • MarcusFenix

            I’m inclined to believe it’s a little bit of both.

            Now, if meg could just give us another peek….. *cackle*

            -Self Edit- I gave myself an up-vote, just to counter the down-vote sissy who doesn’t have the stones to actually say anything in the discussion.

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            I’ll give you an up-vote just to cancel out the douche.

        • Clete Torres

          What did I miss?

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            Boobs and stuff.

          • Clete Torres

            Aww, but I like boobs and stuff…

            /sadface

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          Never mind, I made this comment.

          I am such a boob.

      • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

        Stop it Guys, those are serious Ta-Ta’s.
        Damned things hypnotize me.
        Oh. Wait. I just figured out why he keeps getting foisted on the nation by AZ’s voters.
        It’s MEMEghan’s Hypno Toads.

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          Ahh, here it is.

          Dang no anime.

  • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

    Opposing because the American people don’t want it. The World doesn’t want it. There is no evidence that it was Assad. And if Congress stops the strike it’s their ass. BO is then exonerated however it plays out. Simple.

    • Clete Torres

      He’s never cared about what the American people want up to now (see: Gang of Eight), why would he start now?

      (upvote for your logic)

      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        Right…what I mean is…I’ll bend over so you don’t look so bad. Throwing himself on the grenade so to speak, like Kerry did in Vietnam…ha ha ha. I can’t even type that without laughing out loud.

        • Clete Torres

          That’s okay, I couldn’t read it without laughing.

  • Clete Torres

    Oh good, our downvote troll is in attendance today.

    How are you, precious?

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Adorable isn’t he/she ?

      • Clete Torres

        Like a skin condition.

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          I had a dog that had an issue with a “certain” gland.
          With the amount of puss I would have to milk from it, I always wondered if it could become somewhat sentient.
          Downvotee is the answer.

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            um…yuk, and yes.

        • WhoMeToo

          SPIT MY DRINK OUT!!! XD

      • Michelle

        Ya oughta put that in a way the troll will appreciate: Totes adorbs.

    • MNWoman

      I am going to comment here just so I can see if I can be a part of the down vote group :)

      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        There’s an up-vote just for playing.

        • MNWoman

          Thank you!

        • Clete Torres

          And another.

          Everyone needs to follow this douchenipple around and upvote everything it downvotes.

          • MNWoman

            Several names have been used for him/her, but yours is hilarious.

          • Clete Torres

            Ta. I writes me own material, mum.

      • MarcusFenix

        I’ve been out traveling for work for about a week….the downvote troll is still at it?

        SMH. Here’s a +1 to counteract the karma.

        • MNWoman

          Returning the favor 😉 +1

    • Michelle

      Think of all the money we’re saving living rent free!

      • MarcusFenix

        If the downvote troll is a precious leftist snowflake still living at home with this mom and dad…that makes the rent free comment a “two-fer”.

    • MarcusFenix

      As a musing, and I doubt Twitchy can do anything about it, but…it would be nice that a person had to be logged in to at least downvote something. Maybe, moderators, that’s something to inquire about?

      • Clete Torres

        They do have to be logged in to down-vote. Guests can only up-vote comments. That’s how trolls get so many up-votes half the time.

        And I see it’s still here, as your comment just got down-voted.

        • MarcusFenix

          Eh..you’re right. My bad, wasn’t thinking.

          How about getting them to show who downvoted?

          • Clete Torres

            Don’t know if they can. I think that’s a Disqus thing, because it never shows, on any board I’ve seen.

          • MarcusFenix

            Yeah, it’s on the Disqus side of things, Twitchy doesn’t really have control over that kind of thing directly. I know it’s used in a decent number of places, but I’m not always a fan of Disqus, depending on the site.

  • Michelle

    Can’t say what I want to say about this, it’s fulla cuss words.

    • Clete Torres

      William let you slide last time, give it a try.

      • Michelle

        William can delete it if crosses the “red line” of appropriate.

        McCain, get the fuck out of my Congress you insane asshole!

        • Michelle

          Whichever Mod is at the helm today, you’re cracking me up. The comment is here, it’s gone and it’s here again. Thanks for the giggles.

        • Michelle

          Whichever Mod is at the helm today, you’re cracking me up. The comment is here, it’s gone and it’s here again. Thanks for the giggles.

      • Michelle

        Bwahaha it was approved, then deleted. That works. Thank you moderator!

        • Clete Torres

          I saw that. LOL!

          I screen-capped it, let me try to get your message out a bit differently.

          “Sen. McCain, please remove yourself my Congress with extreme prejudice, as you’ve become a hindrance to the effective workings of the Legislative branch.”

          /michelle

          • Michelle

            Excellent! Maybe a PG-13 version will be allowed to fly: McCain get the flip out of my Congress, you insane (_)_)hole.

          • Clayton Grant

            I think that’s spelled (_!_)

          • Clete Torres

            There ya go.

          • Michelle

            My comment is back up – see below. Moderators are having fun with us today!

          • Michelle

            My comment is back up – see below. Moderators are having fun with us today!

          • Michelle

            The Mods put my comment back up (at least as of me writing this comment). They’re having some fun today!

          • Clete Torres

            I don’t see it. I did for a little while after it got nuked (no idea how) but not now.

          • Michelle

            Hmm, that’s strange. I saw it initially, then it went away, has been gone for a few hours and now it appears on my screen at the bottom of this comment thread.

          • Clete Torres

            Odd.

          • Michelle

            Hmm, that’s strange. I saw it initially, then it went away, has been gone for a few hours and now it appears on my screen at the bottom of this comment thread.

          • Clete Torres

            I don’t see it. I did for a little while after it got nuked (no idea how) but not now.

          • Michelle

            The Mods put my comment back up (at least as of me writing this comment). They’re having some fun today!

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Ah. WTH…go for it.

    • WhoMeToo

      I read it before it was deleted and it was FABULOUS! BRAVO!!! XD

      • Michelle

        I saw that! It was pending approval, they let it through, a few of you read it then it was gone. If that was done on purpose, whichever Mod is on duty right now has a fantastic sense of humor!

        • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

          Cool.

  • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

    “John McCain changes his mind more than a 14-year old girl in a Hollister dressing room”
    How do I know this is a parent of a teenager?

    • Texan357

      You don’t. [cue the sinister music…]

      • WhoMeToo

        O.O

  • fcalsnoe

    Oh John your so easily played by Obama and his people. Your so dumb to go along with anything they want to do. Obstruct fool till this guy is gone.

  • Gifted Placebo

    He’s simply changing his support of strikes from Syria to those bastards that beat him at poker.

  • daPenguin

    a bill written by a man that thinks the age of consent should be 12 to attack the enemy of Al Qaeda hmmm what could possibly go wrong here

  • Le Chiffre

    ‘Blackjack Johnny’ McCain!

  • http://freerepublic.com GOPcongress

    He was a bit busy to keep track of Syria…

  • Zathras11 @B5

    I hate John McCain. However, when you spend 5 years in a cage in Vietnam you can play poker on your phone any time you want to. Just retire, then you can play all day long.

  • miltfarrow

    I am wondering how many of these “war-mongers” own military production stocks?
    And whether they should not be permitted to vote when a conflict of interest is imminent?

  • William Kent Jenkins

    and some people think because he was a prisoner he’s a hero ….BS , leopards don’t change spots , or something