Try to contain yourselves. Don’t freak out now. The Obamas are riding their bikes on Martha’s Vineyard!

Everyone OK? No freak-outs? Good.

Now, how’s this for a metaphor?

Leading from behind. Again.

Photos of the family outing indicate Obama left his mom jeans behind for this bike ride.

http://instagram.com/p/dFGvrZhb27/

Oh, and about that Egypt stuff? As the White House demonstrated with photographic evidence yesterday, Obama isΒ on it.

Obama has his helmet and you’d better believe he’s prepared to take action.

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    And yet people are still frothing at the mouth about George Bush taking ten minutes to finish reading to kids on the first 9/11. Has Obama EVER stopped what he was doing to deal with a crisis? Even once?

    • BlahBlah

      That is not nice of you. Stop and then have to pay for an extra hour for the bike rentals?

      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        Is there a “sissy” discount ?

    • Republicanvet

      Preezy Putz is just inspecting for bumps in the road.

      • right_on

        Prissy Putz.

    • Adi

      I think we have here the lucky winner of a one-way ticket to an NSA summer camp in the Nevada desert! enjoy sharing your daily sandwich with 5 of your co-workers while assembling windmills and solar panels.

    • LinTaylor

      I remember on the tenth anniversary of 9/11, they interviewed the kids who Bush was reading to, and they said that what he did was the right thing, since he was doing his best to keep the kids from panicking while asking his aides to keep him appraised of the situation. And as someone who was watching TV when 9/11 happened, I can assure you we did NOT know it was an attack when the first plane hit.

      • irishgirl91

        I remember eating bfast as Matt Lauer was speaking to someone who saw the first plane hit, when she said it was a commercial, he was saying it was probably a cessna just as we watched the second hit. It was unprecedented, it took time for us to process what was happening.

      • jobird

        Hi Lin,
        I did,It was my son’s birthday and I had Fox on for the news.I knew
        it wasn’t an accident.Horrible,horrible day.Very much a reminder of
        Pearl Harbor and the hatred for America.It is not if but when the Islamist fanatics will strke again.I was a little girl,news was not instantaneous like now-just radio and newspaper..Old enemies,just
        different names.

      • jobird

        Hi Lin,
        I did,It was my son’s birthday and I had Fox on for the news.I knew
        it wasn’t an accident.Horrible,horrible day.Very much a reminder of
        Pearl Harbor and the hatred for America.It is not if but when the Islamist fanatics will strke again.I was a little girl,news was not instantaneous like now-just radio and newspaper..Old enemies,just
        different names.

  • WhoMeToo

    VOMIT

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Please send us another barf bag, pls….

  • Marcy Cook

    “Don’t freak out when you see them?” Are they that scary to look at up close?

    • Michelle

      Winner!

    • Guest

      A self-fulfilling prophecy in the making.

    • tops116

      Obama riding his bike is like something out of Lovecraft. Looking at such a disturbing sight can make you go crazy.

  • Garrett Gripling

    OMG THEY RIDE BIKES?!?!?! They totally understand me!

    • grais

      They’re JUST LIKE US!!

    • Elaine

      That Obama, he’s such a CLOWN. :)

    • Elaine

      That Obama, he’s such a CLOWN. :)

    • tops116

      Don’t ya hate it when you go for a bike ride and the press is in the exact spot your staff told them to be in?

      • LJB_65

        Seriously, happens to me everyday and I have just about have had enough of it!!!!

  • mickeyco

    Raise your hand if you give a damn. Yeah, that’s what I thought.

    • CatHerder

      Can I just raise one finger instead?

  • capisce

    #Obama will receive updates, “as needed, over the course of the day,” WH tells pool #Egypt
    as needed, ON the (golf) course of the day.

    • Republicanvet

      From Susan Rice no less. What is that lying hack going to update him on? The newest Youtube clips?

    • World B. Free

      “As needed,” huh? Well, that’s reassuring. Very proactive approach.

      Leading from behind.

    • World B. Free

      “As needed,” huh? Well, that’s reassuring. Very proactive approach.

      Leading from behind.

    • Jerry Camp

      Susan’s been trolling youtube all day to find the right one to blame…

    • Jerry Camp

      Susan’s been trolling youtube all day to find the right one to blame…

  • Guest

    Credit to do the Author. I made some edits:

  • Right Wired

    Credit to the original Author..I made some edits…

    • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

      You are on target, RightWired, with the ‘toon you added, LOL. I reply with this πŸ˜‰

      • Right Wired

        I’ve been inspired!

        • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

          βœͺβœͺβœͺβœͺβœͺ β—•β€Ώβ—• βœͺβœͺβœͺβœͺβœͺ

        • tops116

          Heh, Obama’s chaining his bike to Biden.

      • LJB_65

        omg that is awesome!!!!!

        • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

          Thanks, LJB! :-)

      • 1776FAN

        The “siren” on the front is my favorite part! (That’s “siren” – as in a warning signal that is a loud wailing sound; NOT “siren” – as in a woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive!

        • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

          Nicely done, 1776 Fan. Those 2 sirens *are* far apart, and you’ve made the right choice! πŸ˜‰

        • screamingmad

          Perfect.
          Best part

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Caught my breath on this one. It made me SAD…then mad again at these traitors.
        Good job.

        • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

          Thank you, BeautifulAmerica. Yes, you’ve called them traitors, and it seems an apt description for these thugs.

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Caught my breath on this one. It made me SAD…then mad again at these traitors.
        Good job.

    • https://twitter.com/1776_Freedom_Fi 1776 Freedom Fighter

      You are on target, RightWired, with the ‘toon you added, LOL. I reply with this πŸ˜‰

    • eeddggy

      Great job. Haven’t laughed so hard in a while.

      • Right Wired

        :)

      • Right Wired

        :)

  • Patriot fan

    At least he got rid of the mom pants!

    • Ruth Thomas

      Appears he settled for a lady’s bike this time instead of her britches.

  • Jeff H

    Tight-sphincter-in-chief issues new executive order re: Egypt: “Ship them all bike helmets. That’ll keep ’em all safe.”

  • Tre

    ‘don’t freak out when u see them’
    What about wearing an Obummer mask?

  • http://BanthaSkull.com/ Duke

    I bet if you ask tomorrow the WH will insist he was in the lead the whole time.

    • eeddggy

      Well, he had already biked the entire island 37 times. He’s a great athlete after all. Love to see him bike competitively with GWB.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Ha! So funny and true.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Ha! So funny and true.

  • Emily B

    Looks like he traded his mom jeans for a pair of short shorts.

    • Jackie Owens

      And a girl’s bike

  • Magnifico

    Wearing a bicycle helmet and your shirt tucked into your shorts is really gay.

    • neoface

      Obama swings both ways, just ask his bath house buds or Rev. Wright or is it left. LOL!!!

    • 1776FAN

      I just want to know why he is wearing a helmet? I thought the entire purpose of a helmet was to protect the brain. How can he protect something he doesn’t have?

  • LinTaylor

    Laser-like focus!

  • neoface

    WOW, the lapdog media are so grateful that Obama is inclusive of them, for sure now that there will be more ass kissing when he returns to Washington. LOL!!!!

    • eeddggy

      I suspect his marriage is as warm as the Clintons. At least Bill chased women.

  • conservativemomma

    Notice that once his poll numbers drop he drags the family out for photo ops. Who even believes this guy ever does anything with his family unless his handlers tell he needs to prop up his super family guy image

  • neoface

    Now you have to wonder if all his pictures are photoshopped. Where is Reggie Love?

  • eeddggy

    It looks like Soros let him ride without the training wheels. He’s just like a big boy now.

  • Tommy Joe

    Meh. Putin would be riding a Velociraptor.

    • Right Wired

      how about a shark? (not mine)

      • LJB_65

        my goodness, could you imagine Putin and Obummer in a boxing ring…lol!!!!

  • Tommy Joe

    Meh. Putin would be riding a Velociraptor.

  • eeddggy

    He swam back to Hyannis in the morning just to loosen up for the bike ride. Isn’t the POTUS the toughest all around America Man ever.

    I’ll bet Putin has a new found respect for Obama now. He’s probably ordering a queer helmet for himself after seeing the pictures.

  • eeddggy

    He swam back to Hyannis in the morning just to loosen up for the bike ride. Isn’t the POTUS the toughest all around America Man ever.

    I’ll bet Putin has a new found respect for Obama now. He’s probably ordering a queer helmet for himself after seeing the pictures.

  • eeddggy

    I’m surprised they haven’t produced the pictures of Obama slaying the Great White Shark that was about to eat some illegals and small children.

  • eeddggy

    I’m surprised they haven’t produced the pictures of Obama slaying the Great White Shark that was about to eat some illegals and small children.

  • Jerry Camp

    Did they finally find this guy a men’s bike?

    • Paladin

      Yeah. And he traded his mom-jeans to show off his pipe-cleaner legs.

      • eeddggy

        They only let him outside when the wind is very light. A stiff breeze would send his skinny arse into the Atlantic.

    • Paladin

      Yeah. And he traded his mom-jeans to show off his pipe-cleaner legs.

  • Jerry Camp

    Did they finally find this guy a men’s bike?

  • notenoughtime

    First impression of photos – dork on a bike!

  • Right Wired

    Pee Wee fits him so well…it’s uncanny

    • BeautifulAmerica

      And Pee Wee also had a Dark Side, like obaMao.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      And Pee Wee also had a Dark Side, like obaMao.

  • Alan Pierse

    According to a report this afternoon, the New York Times posted photos of President Obama riding his bicycle, calling the photos “rugged masculinity gone wild!” The fawning continues. http://www.thedailyrash.com/ny-times-calls-obama-bicycle-photos-rugged-masculinity-gone-wild

  • fireandreamitchell

    LOL. Obama in his mom shorts.

  • TitzyFritzensimmons

    Please, someone, put up a photo of Bush on his bicycle and show comparison to Obozo!

  • Jeremy
  • Bill Board

    I often equate Oblah-blah with “up the rear”.

  • tops116

    Maybe Obama would peddle faster if Kent and Josephine Terry, Pat Smith or the like were chasing him.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    Important truism: It’s good to be king.

  • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

    Russia has Putin. We have…this…

  • imnotgay2008

    If you can’t support our Great two-term American president, then get the HELL out of the country you unpatriotic sons of b*****!

  • right_on

    Seriously…a photo op of THIS? (And, it still had to be staged.)

  • USPatriot

    Bush: 100 mile/3 day mountain bike ride with Wounded Warriors in Texas
    Putin: Horse riding bare chested in mountains
    Obama: Peddling on girls bike in wealthy resort Martha’s Vineyard
    America the laughing stock of the world
    Hang a “Attack Us Again” sign out for our enemies.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Obama’s riding malaria?