Geography is hard. So very hard.

When President Obama talked about slowing the rise of the oceans, we didn’t think he’d just do away with the Atlantic. But during the celebrity president’s Tuesday night appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” he relocated Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville to the Gulf. We’re assuming that’s the Gulf of Mexico, but who knows?

We’re givers, so here you go, Mr. President.


But … but … Mitt Romney hired women from binderzzzzzz!

Transcript of Obama’s Gulf remarks via Politico:

If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida — if we don’t do that, those ships are going to go someplace else.  And we’ll lose jobs.  Businesses won’t locate here.

Video of the Great Port Relocation of 2013 starts at about the 3:05 mark here:

  • valhallavoice

    This is not a softball interview, it is a T-Ball interview as Leno just puts it on the tee and President mom jeans just stammers his way through it. What must our enemies think?

    • nc

      Perfect image, sadly.

    • journogal

      Chuckling, while making plans. It’s too easy now.

    • klbout

      “What must our enemies think?”
      The same as half of the U.S. Population – he’s an idiot!

      • Jedd McHead

        What truly scares me is the other half, most of whom support him and many of whom still LOVE him. What can we, as a nation, do with such a misguided and delusional sector of our society? I think we’re toast, I really do.

        • Ariadnea

          Obama is just a mere symptom of a terminal metastasized problem US has been suffering for quite a while. It has been the ignorance, greed (for position, social acknowledgement, money, and power), apathy, and indifference of majority of its voters and players. An ill informed and malevolent President like Obama can’t get there without those ignoramus and greedy who put him and his ilks in.

        • tedlv

          Remember, a lot of Pennsylvania districts voted way over 100% of registered voters for the Muslim. Dead people, illegals, and multiple poll worker votes contributed to that. How do we stop that practice when the MSM, bought Congress, and AG are all on the Kenyan’s side?

          • tedlv

            Unintentional post.

          • Rightturn

            Perhaps it’s up to the Canadian Cruz to stop those ignoramus and greedy come 2016.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Its a Nerf ball interview.

    • Michael Ruda

      Gotta love the “President mom jeans” moniker…..

    • g-main

      Well chalk it up to a comedy talk show, unlike having his leg stroked by Tingle-Boy Matthews, which is supposed to be “Hardball”. Leno has been serious critical of hizzoner in a lot of his monologues lately, so I’m sure the advance team told him to shut that big chin of his.

    • tedlv

      Valallavoice: attack now?

    • kellie

      It’s not an interview at all, it’s an infomercial.

    • Morrill Turpitude

      It shows how much of an idiot Obumble is when he can’t get through a T-Ball interview without tripping over himself.

  • CatHerder

    You have it all wrong. He’s talking about the Charleston, Jacksonville and Savannah located in those other seven states.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Didn’t those ports in the other seven states use their stimulus money to upgrade?

    • [email protected]

      good call, I didn’t think of those ones

    • TexSizzle


    • BlueGood

      What an A$$HOLE………………when will SNL so a skit ???…NEVAH……….

      I really do feel for you my American friends………..

      Note to’s one you can deliver next time you are “Booking” O’Goofa to your show….

      “Hi there Mr. President…We like to see you pretty soon….”

      “Um…Uh…mmm…Why Jay”?

      Because you’ve been so fugly for so long”……………..

      • Scorpion

        I don’t think we’ll see a skit on SNL showing him on the docks of Savannah announcing that he can see Mexico from here.The Palin haters must be cringing knowing that Sarah has that ammunition.

    • John W.

      Yes, we do all have it wrong, but not for the reason you state. Obama is at all times and in all things completely, totally, absolutely perfect (if you don’t believe me, ask any member of the Leftstream Media), so if we heard him say “Gulf ports”, we obviously made an error. It’s much more likely that he actually said, “Golf courses”, and all of us are at fault for mis-hearing Obama’s extremely perfect enunciation. Certainly, no one can doubt that Charleston, Jacksonville and Savannah have some fine golf courses. Since I’m not a golfer, I’m going to presume that deepening the golf courses means making the water hazards and sand traps deeper. I don’t know why anyone would want to do that, but who am I to doubt our unbelievably perfect golfer-in-chief?

  • Gloves Donahue

    He forgot Denver.

    That appearance only cost us 3 or 4 million bucks.

    • Marjorie

      Is he going to deepen the port on Jefferson Lake too?

      • [email protected]

        we are dredging out the Fairplay Beach, perhaps we can get some shipping here

        • Scorpion

          Not until he dredges the Gulf of Sidra.

        • GaryTheBrave

          Anything to help the economy of Aspen, dem po’ folks.

  • alanstorm

    And once again, if GWB had said it, it would be proof of his imbecility.

    Obama? Well, he just…misspoke. Right.

    The fact that some people still think he’s a genius (assuming facts not in evidence) says more about them than him, and it’s not very complimentary.

    • Teddi

      People in all those spots have been trying for years to get their ports deepened – it’s mostly the effing Fed Govt & EPA & eco freaks in their way…

      There is nothing original about this idea, just get the effing govt out of the way !

      • Thomas Ratcliff

        ok that maybe true but the city’s he named are not on the gulf coast , either he does not know his Country or he is an idiot .and i think he is an idiot that does not know his Country

        • ceemack

          Aw, don’t be so hard on the guy. I mean, I’m an American and I don’t know much of anything about the geography of Kenya.

          • tedlv

            I have read that there is a historical marker where Obama was born. In Kenya. Set there by Kenyans. You decide.

        • Pat Hayes

          I agree…why can’t he be an idiot and not know his country!

      • Dugway

        What about the ports in states 51 thru 57? Did he mention those? Or the airport in Carlsbad Cavern?

        • TexSizzle

          51 through 60.

          • nmpher29

            Nope. He thought there were 57 states.

          • TexSizzle

            He said he had *visited* “57, I have one to go, and my staff wouldn’t let me go to Alaska and Hawaii”. That makes 60.

          • Dugway

            Huh? Sixty? Sure enough, I just watched the tape. “57, I have one to go, and my staff wouldn’t let me go to Alaska and Hawaii”

        • Teddi

          What about Carlsbad Cavern ?

          • Dugway

            If he’s willing to deepen the “Gulf Coast” ports of Jacksonville and Charleston, he might as well propose that we build an airport in a giant cave.

            Oh by the way, I heard pins dropping when the Pretender in Chief spoke to Marines at “Camp Lajurne” today. It’s bad when the commanding general is the only one clapping for barry in a room full of Marines. Very bad.

          • Teddi

            Really ? ..well that’s good news to see that they are over him…

          • tedlv

            I have met several Marines, true soldiers and real patriots, that don’t like their CIC. Their race was not a deciding factor.

          • Teddi

            I’m sure it was just based on him being such a poor CIC, which is understandable. He has sold out the country in many ways…

          • tedlv

            Teddi, exactly. He is an incompetent emperor wannabe who is trying to destroy this country.

          • Teddi

            I was not familiar with the Carlsbad Cavern, but just looked them up…

    • abbypatch

      Oh, please, don’t be so mean. He’s just been hanging around with Biden and Pelosi too much, that’s all. Their brilliant genius has rubbed off on Obama. LOL

    • Not Anonymous

      Obama’s middle name is “misspoke”.

    • strat77

      There is no greater shame than to be praised by fools.

      • tedlv

        Unless it is to be fooled by idiots.

  • Blake Waymire

    Obama secretly has a double-digit IQ, doesn’t he?

    • TugboatPhil

      Well, double digit if you aren’t including the negative symbol.

    • CatHerder

      It’s only a secret if you turn the sound off and disable captions.

    • ICOYAR

      That is too high of an IQ.

      I would say a single digit IQ.

    • Thomas Ratcliff

      yeah he does, it is a minus double digit iq

  • William J. Miller

    Maybe while he’s at it, he can improve the ski slopes in Topeka, KS, and Omaha, NE.

    • octagon999

      Don’t forget Mount Houston.

      • GaryTheBrave

        Proof of Global Warming: lack of snow in Houston.

        • CatHerder

          We used to get snow in Houston every once in a while, but it was such a pain that now we just go outside and glare at cold fronts until they slink off to the east.

          • GaryTheBrave

            I understand there’s another kind of snow that people snort.

          • GaryTheBrave

            I understand there’s another kind of snow that people snort.

          • autdrew4real

            That made me laugh hard cause I’ve known many a Texan. They would say of course that’s why lol

          • mickeyco

            That’s wonderful, Cat!

        • CatHerder

          We used to get snow in Houston every once in a while, but it was such a pain that now we just go outside and glare at cold fronts until they slink off to the east.

    • Thomas Ratcliff

      and help the wet land’s in new mexico

      • tedlv

        Never use an apostrophe as long as you live. Grammatically, you have a better chance of being correct.

        • Scorpion

          Sounds like good advice to a lottery player also, unless you bought 1 of the 3 winning Powerball tickets

      • GaryTheBrave

        The one’s down by Deming? (Apostrophe used for tedlv’s benefit.)

    • TomAL

      At one time there was a ski hill about 25 miles E of Topeka (Lawrence). Not much vertical drop though.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        I’ve been skiing in Iowa…wasn’t anything more than a bunny hill, but I was barely a bunny-hill level skier, so it all worked out.

  • therealguyfaux

    Jay Carney:
    “Give him SOME credit– at least he knew they were in the South!

    Many hours away even by driving, and certainly days away by sea– but hey, what’s a few hundred miles between friends! Don’t be so pedantic!

    This is why Americans are turned off by petty politics!”

  • Txgirlinnh

    Can someone get the POTUS a map of this country please? Maybe when he said he was going fundamentally transform America he meant geographically and we have just been overreacting. He clearly has big plans: seven more states and another gulf.

    • grais

      He’s got a map. His flunkies are furiously renaming the Atlantic Ocean the Atlantic Gulf.

      The guys a friggin’ mess.

      • SD Wheeler

        Gulf of Atlantic?!?!!?

      • Stephen K

        All of those map makers claiming these ports are to the Atlantic – a bunch of filthy RACISTS!!!

    • TexSizzle

      Ten more states.

    • tedlv

      Why does this stupidly developed software not allow me to like your post? Frustrating. But you know how I feel…late edit, “like” popped up while I was typing.

  • Jd1367

    No teleprompter, no clue

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      No clue, even WITH a telePrompTer

      There, I fixed it for ya. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Joe W.

    Yet, Barack Obama is the liberal embodiment of the “smartest man” ever to occupy the White House. Sad.

    • William Kent Jenkins

      Where’s all the trolls today , Bambi needs some support

      • Joe W.

        Even the trolls can’t defend Barky on this idiocy….lol

  • Mike

    Close enough geography for a Kenyan.

    • Adela Wagner

      I would not expect someone who is not from here, and clearly not interested in the layout of this country, to know exactly how many states there are and where things are located.

      And if that makes me a “birther”, whatever, I just know when crap does not add up.

  • Lotte Lenya

    Cannot click – his voice makes me literally want to urp. Did Leno give him a pass?

    • Stephen K

      Does the Pope crap in the woods?

      • Scorpion

        I cannot un-visualize that.

    • ChiTownGal

      I think Leno just gave him the lead & let barky run his fool mouth off. He showed being the bigger man by not pointing out the obvious – Russian Olympics & Gulf. Russia is hosting the Winter Olympics, no gymnastics included.

  • David

    Which of the 57 states is he referring to?

    • bellasena

      New Kenya!

    • TexSizzle


  • Magnifico

    He sent a rescue team to Benghazi, Afghanistan.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I thought it was Benghazi, Abalama, /sarc

      • Tomme Foster

        The way some of the people in my home state vote, it should be AlObama.

        • GaryTheBrave

          Wasn’t there such a campaign sign in ’08?

        • Lisa Dean

          Hey now, there are some of us in AL that didn’t vote for him, either time.

        • gooseman

          Hey, Alabama. Solidly “red” since Reagan. One of the few solidly “red” states in house, senate, and governor. Right to work. Alabama is one of the “good” states, as opposed to like Maryland, Illinois, California, the entire northeast….

          • journogal

            There are blue pockets, though, found in Jefferson Co., Mobile Co., Montgomery Co., and a few others.

          • Lisa Dean

            Those of us who use both sides of our brains live far away from those areas. 😉

      • Scorpion

        I thought Ben Gazi made a video in Egypt..

  • http:[email protected]_coastie Disc_Coastie

    President Zero strikes again!

  • Bernie Gilbert

    But Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house, the IDIOT!!!

    Wait, what?

    • nc

      But she’s not one of the cool kids. Big difference!

      • octagon999

        Its the letter after the name that matters.

      • bellasena

        Also, she NEVER said that…. that was comedian Tina Fey on a Saturday
        Night Live episode taking her statement about how close of neighbors we
        actually are to the Russians out of context in the name of parodic
        humor. Classic media and internet myths warping and shaping the politics of this country.

    • journogal

      She didn’t have the coveted “D” behind her name, so…

      • ChiTownGal

        “D” for DUMB?

        • journogal

          Delusional would also have been an acceptable answer.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          “D” for Immuni-(D).

    • Tomme Foster

      Sarah Palin never said that. What you’re talking about was a quote from Tina Fey making fun of what Sarah said. What Sarah actually said was, “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.” Who’s the idiot?

      • nc

        Calm down. It was sarcasm.

        • Tomme Foster

          It’s hard to tell sometimes. I immediately assumed he was a liberal troll who couldn’t debate with actual facts, resorting to focus shifting.

          • Tomme Foster

            A thousand pardons. . .

          • nc

            Not to me, to Bernie Gilbert.

          • nc

            It happens, sometimes we read too fast.

        • Marjorie

          I knew that!

      • journogal

        We know that, but the poster was being sarcastic. I know it is hard to tell these days.

        • Tomme Foster

          Sorry, I had my sarcasm meter turned way down. It’s all calibrated now and seems to be working fine.

          • journogal

            Like I said, you never know these days. It is good to be cautious.

          • GaryTheBrave

            “It is GOD to be cautious.” Really?

          • journogal

            Okay, you got me. I’ve been up for awhile and am on my first coffee.

          • Adela Wagner

            If you have a doubt, or are new here, you can click on their name and read a few of their past posts to see if they are generally FOS or just /sarc

          • nc

            That’s good advice!

        • GaryTheBrave

          Please add a /sarc tag.

      • Tomme Foster

        @berniegilbert:disqus, if you haven’t already read, my sarcasm meter was turned down when I read your post. Sorry for jumping all over you.

        That being said, millions of misinformed, highly-gullible people in this country don’t know the truth. If you can’t tell the difference between Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Unless you’re blind. Then, I’ll let it slide.

        • Bernie Gilbert

          My bad – I forgot to use my sarcasm font 😉

          FWIW, I like to make it a point to refer to the internet as “Al Gore’s Amazing Internet,” when I’m around libs. Then when they object, I tell them, “As long as Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Al Gore invented the internet.”

          Shuts them up every time. FTW.

          • FloridaPhil

            Writing that down for the next leftist encounter. Love it and thanks.

          • Tomme Foster

            A sarcasm font would have saved me a ton of explaining things over the years.

          • Lisa Dean

            I vote for a sarcasm card, like the one that says Quiet during a golf tournament. 😉

          • Clete Torres

            Ask and you shall receive:

          • mike_in_kosovo

            True that!!

            When people ask me “did you really mean that?”, my response is “presume denotation…and sarcasm”.

    • Zane Henry

      I like how it was a Slate article that pointed out that you can, in fact, see parts of Russia from US territory. And yet, the Dems STILL misquote SP based on an SNL skit.

    • Raina

      oh but 57 states with 1 more to go 2 is better , now he does not know where the Gulf. is …Sarah Palin IQ is 100 time higher

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    I think President maroon 1 got ‘gulf ports’ and ‘golf courses’ mixed up. This clown will go down in the annals of ‘Barnum And Bailey’s’ #AssClowns. Good luck, Mr. President.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …”In Search of…” The Robert Trent Jones Golf trail Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Steve_J

    The cities he named aren’t the ones shown on the map. They are cities with the same names but they are located in the 7 States Obama still has to visit.

    • TexSizzle

      He said he *has* visited 57, had 1 to go, and wasn’t allowed by his handlers to visit the other 2.

  • mickeyco

    I am so embarrassed.

    • Clayton Grant

      Betcha he’s not though.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I’m wondering if our trolls are also embarrassed. I notice their absence.

      • nc

        Nah, they’re just sleeping in.

      • journogal

        For the trolls on the east coast, it’s only 10 a.m. right now, so they are still sleeping.

        • OpenTheDoor

          Mom hasn’t called them to breakfast yet.

  • Jensen Parker

    Its really getting embarrassing for our country

  • MaMa1

    Give the poor man a break. It’s hard to remember where all 57 states are.

    • TexSizzle

      All 60.

  • brewerandpatriot

    He did say he wanted to keep jobs “…right here, in China.”

  • Jensen Parker

    hmmm… he has time for golf and Leno. How about doing something, anything to improve things for we the people?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    OY GEVALTZ! Talk about DUMBED-DOWN/LOW INFORMATION! What about ports in the other 57 states? Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Trudy Hill

    Most of those ports are in states number 55, 56 and 57.

  • OpenTheDoor

    Geography, like Harvard and math, is hard

  • klbout

    Can’t wait to see the Track, Swimming and Balance Beam competitions – at the WINTER Olympics in Russia! New Track event this year – 100 meter Snow Plow.

    O didn’t mention that there is over $8 billion in the Highway Trust Fund. But, because of Priority Projects set by the Fed Dept. of Transportation other projects don’t get done. Very few projects are “shovel ready”. “Roads & Bridges” projects have to be surveyed/inspected, req’d equipment identified & allotted/purchased/ordered, req’d supplies, materials & consumables identified & purchased/ordered, skill/specialty requirements identified, crews scheduled, traffic patterns, possible detours and lane rerouting analyzed…there is a lot of planning that goes into building roads & fixing bridges. You don’t just say “I want a road built from here to there – start tomorrow”. Not the way it works.

    And, well…at least the cities Obama named do have Ports – even if they aren’t on the Gulf Coast! Every time I hear him talk unscripted, it’s obvious that Obama isn’t as smart as his “yes” people say he is. To borrow from Art Linkletter – Obama says the darndest things!

    • klbout

      Also, many “Roads & Bridges” are City, County and/or State property and are Local responsibility – not Federal. Local (City, County, State) funding is limited – as are supplies, materiel and equipment.

      • journogal

        The only roads that would fall under federal would be the interstates, correct and perhaps the roads around military bases?

        • Lisa Dean

          Roads surrounding military bases are kept up by the state. Inside the base is handled by the base itself.

          • journogal

            Learned something new -thank you!

        • GaryTheBrave

          When was the last time you saw a Federal road construction crew?

  • John Richards

    Damn! I just hate it when I wake up in the morning and find out Obama’s moved two cities to another coast.

    • Marvin Nelson

      That’s especially difficult since Georgia isn’t even bordered by the Gulf. Look out Florida and Alabama, we are moving Savannah down there somewhere. A shame, because I really love Savannah and we will miss it.

      • klbout

        Neither is (Charleston) South Carolina.

      • journogal

        Well, the President has spoken and The One can’t be wrong, so say good-bye to Jax, Savannah and Charleston as they will be re-established along the Gulf.

  • journogal

    Don’t worry, WaPo, NYT, LA Times and other recorders of the DNC will make sure that the Gulf of Mexico extends to cover Jax, Savannah and Charleston so not to embarrass the President.

    • GaryTheBrave

      No, they will report that he said Tampa, Mobile, and Galveston.

      • journogal

        Didn’t think of that…

  • grais

    How on earth did this guy…oh, hell…nevermind….

    • Lisa Dean

      I ask myself that question more than a few times daily.

  • Justin Hogan

    Obama’s gestures are those of a well rehearsed liar.

    • grais

      50-something year’s of rehearsal.

  • Justin Hogan

    2 of the biggest enemies of Democrats are math and geography.

    • OpenTheDoor

      You left out sarcasm and ridicule.

    • journogal

      And accountability.

      • mike_in_kosovo


  • capisce

    Carney clarifies:
    We’ve made it clear and the President has made it clear, these are not the “core”
    gulf states, they’re the “affiliates”

  • journogal

    Okay, the questions remains, how many lo-in-vo’s think either there’s an Atlantic Gulf, then the Atlantic Ocean and/or Jax-Savannah-Charleston are part of the Gulf.

    • nc

      How many low-Infos are even aware that these places exist at all, unless they live there?

      • klbout

        Good point! LOL

      • journogal

        True…but the lo-in-vo’s in Atlanta know Savannah exist, and even Jacksonville and possibly (but not guaranteed) Charleston, but do they know the body of water near those places is the Atlantic or because President Perfect has spoken/made a decree, the Atlantic Gulf.

        • klbout

          “True…but the lo-in-vo’s in Atlanta know Savannah exist…”

          Yeah, they know it exists, but, probably don’t know where it’s at…

          • journogal

            True, also…

        • nc

          Now why would you want to confuse people like that? They are just minding their own business!/

      • Stephen L. Hall

        They are low-info voters precisely because they do not listen to any political speeches until a week or two before an election. They were not listening.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I must admit that I first didn’t notice the error, but I haven’t had my coffee yet.

  • CitizenEgg

    We need an Obama impersonator that just goes out and repeats his words verbatim with a laugh track. Better yet, just dub it in for his speeches and public appearances. No sense putting any innocents in the cross-hairs of Dear Leaders devoted defensive followers.

    • journogal

      Racist! /sarc

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Ya gotta luv that Ivy League Edumacation.

  • ToyZebra

    There’s a place called Omaha, Nebraska
    In the foothills of Tennessee.
    My sweetie told me that someday she’ll meet me at
    the corner of Delancey Street and Avenue “B”.
    From the shores of California to the rockbound coast of Maine
    We’ll settle down in Washington D.C.
    In the Heart of Omaha, Nebraska,
    Where the best things in life are free
    in the foothills of Tennessee. – Groucho Marx

  • MarcusFenix

    Guys, it’s ok…he just wants to improve the lives of people in all 57 states…not just in the Gulf.

    • TexSizzle

      All 60 states.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Enough, Tex. We’re *all* aware that he added 10, and that makes 60 instead of 50 total, you don’t have to belabor the point over and over.

        • TexSizzle

          If people are going to report Obama’s idiocy, they should at least get it right.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            “They should at least get it right”

            They did, unless you can provide a quote of Zero mentioning 60 instead of 57.

  • eeddggy

    No wonder the world has no respect for us anymore. The world watches and listens to this moron and then reflect on……people actually voted this buffoon as POTUS.

  • Paladin

    Smahtest President Evah.

  • Paladin

    Smahtest President Evah.

  • John

    Just need to import less and use the extra capacity to export more.
    Don’t they teach simple economics at Harvard?
    From O’Rielly, Obama, etc they don’t teach honesty nor common sense.

  • John

    Just need to import less and use the extra capacity to export more.
    Don’t they teach simple economics at Harvard?
    From O’Rielly, Obama, etc they don’t teach honesty nor common sense.

  • Adi

    Oh, come on. Let Him be clear.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    Actually, the Kenyan Messiah said he HAD been to 57 States, AND had one to go! Then said that his staff wouldn’t let him visit Alaska or Hawaii either. So it is at least 58 (in his mind) and possibly up to 60.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    Actually, the Kenyan Messiah said he HAD been to 57 States, AND had one to go! Then said that his staff wouldn’t let him visit Alaska or Hawaii either. So it is at least 58 (in his mind) and possibly up to 60.

  • golfmax13

    That’s the reason he doesn’t get specific very much – he’s not very bright with reality.

  • therantinggeek


  • SRVDisciple

    Yeah, that Sarah Palin is soooo stooooopid

  • Alfredo

    So it appears that Leno is also as dumb as dirt — or is he too much of a toady to correct the Teleprompter Reader in Chief?

  • David Johnson

    Shovel ready jobs

    • Tomme Foster

      He meant to have shovels ready to bury all the jobs he’s going to kill/is killing.

  • I M Free

    From 57 States to the Gulf. America is DOOMED!

  • SD Wheeler

    My map must be faulty. Could someone please contact Jay Carney and get me the WH approved Gulf of Mexico map showing the ports?

  • gunsmithkat

    He really meant golf courses on the Gulf.

  •* Swisstoons

    The biggest gulf lies between Obama’s brain and the real world.

  • FromMissourit2

    And it becomes clear as to why Biden was made VP….they had to find someone that would make this guy look smart.

  • Sterling Hallbrook

    Buffoon. And an a$$hole. Oh, and a liar.

    • Joe W.

      Yep…The “trifecta”

    • journogal

      “What is Obama?”

      • itekisan

        Jeopardy-style for the win.

  • irishgirl91

    Still hungover from his golf weekend birthday bash. He only knows what he is told and he memorized his stuff incorrectly. He has no knowledge and no core principles that he can openly acknowledge. He is an empty suit that parrots what he is told. This time, badly.

  • EllisWyatt

    Aw, go easy on him. He probably had a Geography teacher like Jay Bennish.

  • TocksNedlog

    He probably wants the Army Corpse of Engineers to do the work.

  • TNFamily

    I may totally be conspiracy theorized out after watching this joker for 5 years. He told us he was going to “fundamentally transform” our country, and he’s doing it. What if deepening those ports, which are close to DC btw, were for the mass landing of ships we don’t really want there? Just saying.

  • kalder

    Seriously guys? Is this difficult for you to understand??? Obama listed the places he wanted to address: “all along the Gulf, places like Charleston SC, Savannah GA, or Jacksonville FL.” Four items listed. Not that hard. If your neighbor told you he went on vacation in “Canada, Washington and Oregon,” would you say “omg, Washington and Oregon aren’t in Canada!” Seriously.

    We actually have real issues to solve in this country. Is anyone here willing to actually have a productive conversation?

    Not one single person has stated whether they support Obama’s position that federal money being spent to deepen the ports along the Gulf and the Atlantic! Anyone willing to talk about real content? Are you for or against it?

    Anyone willing to discuss other issues mentioned in this interview? Why have middle-class salaries NOT, on average, gone up for well over a decade, while top salaries have jumped dramatically? Say something with content. Do you think this is fine? Do you think middle class workers deserve more of the pie? Do you think the Wall Street execs and large company presidents deserve multi-million dollar bonuses and tax breaks when the people who work for them are economically stagnating?

    • journogal

      Ummm…thing is you would say “I vacationed along the Gulf and also visited Jacksonville, Fla., etc.” See, Georgia and South Carolina aren’t Gulf Coast states. They don’t border the Gulf or are even near the Gulf. Gulf Coast states are Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida panhandle and the west coast of Florida. I could somewhat understand getting Jacksonville mixed up because it is Florida, but still we are talking about what the President said, you know the one that the media and sycophant followers (ptr) said is the smartest man to have ever graced the office of the Presidency. I am sorry, this doesn’t sound smart. And yes, we are going to talk about it because if this had been VP Palin or Pres. Romney, it would be played non-stop on CNN, MSNBC and other MSM outlets. We would constantly hear how stupid and uninformed Republicans are. Heck, Sarah Palin DIDN’T say she could see Russia from her house, Tina Fey did in a SNL and yet liberals still credit Palin with that.

      As for the rest, who are getting tax breaks now and why? So, it’s time for class warfare. Does middle class workers deserve more of the pie? What pie? Don’t you work for your earnings? There isn’t a “pie.” Wealth isn’t finite, well, it might be if we continue down this route. Why should the government be involved in pay scales for the private sector? You think that’s fair, and can you define fair? Life is unfair and hard and wonderful – government isn’t going to make it easy for you. There is always going to be people who make more and people who make less. That’s life. Obama isn’t going to level the field so you can make as much as a CEO does by doing the same job you are currently in with the same hours. He is going to make sure everyone suffers the same, while he and his cronies (which are majority Wall Street execs) live the high life.

  • $8801639

    The only “working” job Zippy had was in Hawaii at a Baskin-Robbins – – he gave away ice cream to his friends and thought it was funny. Never learned any geography there or in Indonesia. Hussein, Hussein, Hussein, mmm, mmm, mmm!

  • FlatFoot

    ** hERp ** ** DerP **             Perpetual. Abject. Failure.

  • anjullyn

    First time I’ve ever agreed with him. Those ships WILL go someplace else. Of course my agreement is over his abject idiocy.

  • singingangelnmt

    the sheeple will believe anything that comes out of his mouth!

    • happyscrapper

      The sheeple can’t even point out the Gulf of Mexico on a map!

  • Lilli

    If he is going to widen those ports to the Gulf….we are going to lose some serious acreage in the south…

    • mike_in_kosovo

      The Gulf (Golf?) Canal

    • GaryTheBrave

      Well, everyone knows they grow only tobaccy in da south and we gotta get rid of that evil weed. /sarc

  • in_awe

    What happened to his famous “pivot to the Pacific” where he said all the really cool stuff would be happening’ in the 21st century? Another never mind moment from our Dear Leader.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Obamuh must be practicing answers to the geography questions that might be posed to contestants in his next beauty contest.

  • bluewaternavy

    This just in: New York City has been relocated to Newfoundland by order of the Messiah

  • E to the F™

    Barry, this always happens when you can’t have the teleprompter. Those of us paying attention know just how stupid you really are. #57states

  • Lady 12

    Maybe it’s the Gulf of Kyrzahkstan!

  • John Alvarado

    Hey you forgot that he wanted to create jobs in all 57 states.

    • TexSizzle

      In all sixty states.

  • disqus_Rj4GJtu4Gg

    This is what we have running the country. How’s that change working for you?

  • Elmer Fudd

    he didn’t have his trusty teleprompter.

  • Kliffy

    I can’t speak for all of those “gulf” ports but Charleston and Jax have ported aircraft carriers. How much deeper do they need to be?

  • justthefaxs

    Well that statement from the president goes along with the one about us having 57 states. Now figure that one out.

    • TexSizzle

      Try 60.

  • Laughing at you

    Maybe he was reffering to the “states” of Charleston, Savannah, and Jacksonville as in 3 of the 57 states. They could be on the gulf, right?


    Must be in one of those 57 states he was talking about.

    Maybe then this could open up a 3 letter word, JOBS.

    • justthefaxs

      Not sure if his vocabulary has a that 3 letter word in it.

      • ICOYAR

        Biden taught him that.

  • Vicki Vince Olsen

    Stammering, rambling, babbling and just ridiculously idiotic !

  • OldmanRick

    Wow, the anointed one is just a dim as court jester Biden. Yet, for years we have been told by the brat’s acolytes how bright he is. Surprise, surprise. Nothing like exposing one’s ignorance and that of his trolls on national TV.

  • jeffrey smith

    Omust be places he visited on his 57 state campaign tour

  • Brian Hager

    What is the government doing with all of the tax money they collect on the purchase of gasoline? This is for infrastructure!

  • happyscrapper

    This man is deeply flawed in so many ways. We have a duffus for President. What could possibly go wrong? Just everything. And it is. God help us.

  • Plinytherecent

    “if we don’t do that, those ships are going to go someplace else. And we’ll lose jobs. Businesses won’t locate here.” He was quite happy to drive away the drilling rigs that were in the Gulf and all of the associated jobs.

    • happyscrapper

      Don’t listen to what he SAYS. Watch what he DOES. Simple as that.

  • gooseman

    And an extra “e” on potato made Dan Quayle an “idiot”, and this moron doesn’t realize there are only 50 states in the US or where the Gulf of Mexico is located…Hey Hussein! GULF OF MEXICO…you know the place where the oil rig your guy inspected blew up just after your guy inspected it. You know the place where you’re prohibiting US oil production but paying your biggest campaign contributor, George Soros, to expand his company Petrobras into drilling for our oil by giving him billions…yeah that guy. But you did promise him that we’d be his best customer, so, you know, we can buy oil that should be ours from him for even more money….so we got that going for us.

  • Artie Occhiuzzo

    Maybe he has one of those new iphones

  • SideshowJon36


    Wait, what?

  • Lee Mc Donald

    He wants to deepen the ports on the “Gulf of Atlantic” like Charleston and Savannah, which I’m all for. But what about Galveston, New Orleans, Mobile, Pensacola, and Tampa? You know, the ports on the “Mexican Ocean.”

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    he’s been to all 57 states

  • fed-up

    Not to mention that the Olympic venues mentioned are summer olympic venues not winter venues, that would be held in Russia. I’ll let him take a pass on that. After he said if we don’t deepen the ports we’ll lose jobs. Well with that last statement he lost credibility. …and he’s the smartest president we’ve ever had?!!

  • Cecil

    They relocated to one of his 55 states; keep up people, he is building his own country. Cost of food stamps had to increase when you add five more states. After all, Bush started the food stamp program, social security, welfare, and Department of Defense. Come to think about it, Bush was a busy man.

    • Buck Torre

      idiot bush did not start the food stamp program

      • Cecil

        Buck I think you for your kind response. Did you not see sarcasm as my intention? Love those who reply with such words of wisdom.

  • ced100

    Come on guys! Give the Big O a break would you. He probably didn’t get to study US geography in the Indonesian Madrassa he attended!

  • Sam Bass

    I sure wish he would tell us where these 7 extra states are. I been looking everywhere, and damn I can’t find them

  • Diana Morrison

    I demand shrimp-fishing subsidies for Missoula.

  • Dina

    Well what do you expect when he thinks there are 57 states?!

  • JustMe

    What an incredibly stupid person! Read a book once in a while, Obama.

  • King Leer

    This has received exactly as much play as any Palin “non-gaffe” in the Legacy Media, right?

  • Rose Sanders

    What do you expect, we have 57 states and he was raised in Indonesia. He is busy golfing and vacationing that he doesn’t have time to learn our geography. Poor thing.

  • frgough

    And, this, boys and girls, is why you should never do drugs in high school and college.

    • gooseman

      and on the job, and in the bath house with the other “boys”…

  • UrDumber

    Isn’t DC along the Gulf?

  • John Smith

    Does it matter?His cult still hyperventilates over him.
    This is the same idiot who blamed a video for 15 days, and then denied doing that on national TV during the presidential debate, yet they re-elected him.

  • MikeDuttera

    Comeon can we stop with the sophmoric gotchas? heck any IDIOT can see that gulf could be another designation in addition to the other two. Please, come up with material of substance rather than this gaffe hunting. I can’t stand Obama btw but you do no credit to your side by criticizing bogus things, going just by what you have in print for the quote! Sheesh….

    • Lisa Dean

      What Gulf are you referring to? There is no Gulf in the Atlantic Ocean…

      • MikeDuttera

        I’ve seen this quote punctuated several different ways on this page. This first way at the beginning could easily be seen as referring to gulf as a separate designation in addition to the other two. Then it’s not a gaff. I’m suspicious about what was REALLY meant when I see the punctuation presented in multiple ways where some ways don’t necessarily imply a gaffe at all! Please keep criticism substantive and IMPORTANT if you want to be credible with the INTELLIGENT.

        • Lisa Dean

          Sir, being a sarcastic ninny doesn’t make you one of the intelligent, even if you use all CAPS. Punctuation is up to the person writing it, not the person who spoke it. Also, his quote is as follows (I won’t use punctuation, except periods, so you won’t be confused) “You know the Panama is being widened so that these big super tankers can come in. Now that will be finished in 2015. If we don’t deepen the ports all along the Gulf places like Charleston SC or Savannah GA or Jacksonville FL if we don’t do that those ships are going to go someplace else. And we’ll lose jobs. Businesses won’t relocate here”.
          Please keep your argument substantive and important if you want to be credible about which you speak.

        • Zach Smith

          How do you explain balance beam and swimming during the Winter Olympics? Punctuation?

    • $24698634

      Sophomoric gotchas is all they’ve got. The opposition party is bankrupt of ideas and in full obstruction mode. They think this is the formula for success. They can’t stand the idea that their guy didn’t win and have opted for a 24/7 temper tantrum. But I must say, their screeching (yes you, Michelle) is entertaining. And Malkin never made so much money off GWB.

      • gooseman

        Just own it. Seriously. He’s a mistake. Sophomoric was the false horror at the “binders full of women’s resumes” crap. Sophomoric is the CONSTANT “nu uh, Bush did it, not me” excuse for everything. Sophomoric is the wicked witch Hillary screeching “what difference does it make” over the bodies of Americans…Yeah Democrats some of us do care about utter failures that result in deaths of citizens…we kinda want the answers to Benghazi, Fast & Furious, and why a terrorist attack was classified as “workplace violence”. Sophomoric is chanting “Justice for Trayvon” when justice was actually meted via our justice system. Sophomoric is changing a debate about self-defense into an attack about “Stand your Ground” laws which weren’t impacting in the slightest.

        The left is morally bankrupt and mentally deficient.

  • turntable

    Seems to me Obama made at least another gaffe; So can we expect to see the balance beam and swimming in next year’s winter Olympics?

  • Josh Kingsley

    Let’s deepen the ports in Oklahoma City and Dallas first.

    • Their Grandma

      I don’t know. Those 3 :-) are pretty good, I’m thinking more Fargo and Des Moines!

  • Buck Torre

    how about protecting our infrastructure from cyber attack or an EMP you guys wanna see what the dark ages are like shut down all electronics for a year mass extinction and civil warfare death dismay starvation etc your all fools if you dont start thinking about that we would not be in good shape at all

  • Rationalthinker

    What do you expect…there was no teleprompter.

  • Rationalthinker

    Just more proof that a “college education” is not all it’s cracked-up to be.

  • JimHigg

    ‘Three Stooges in Chief’…… He’s just way too stupid to be just a single stooge.

  • Christian Felanopolis

    Psst… Mr. President, the Olympics next year will be the WINTER OLYMPICS!!! They will not be running the track or swimming in Sochi. #knowpopculture

  • 24601

    Bush says “strategery” gets labeled as a dunce for entire presidency.

    Obama says “I’ve been to 57 states; there are three I haven’t been to”, “Charleston SC is on the gulf”, etc, etc, etc and pretends not to know anything about some of the most major events during his tenure — free pass.

    But no, the media isn’t biased.

  • Andrea Curless

    reminds me of when he claimed ha has been to 57 States? Where did he get his education from? We know he did not learn anything during his Harvard years. Sad, Sad, Sad…. shameful to say the least. Embarrassing……God help America through the next years

  • moi2u

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Guess they are cities in the other 7 of the 57 States that we now know are located on the Gulf. How embarrassing that our President would lose the basic US geography questions on the Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader show!

  • James A. Lonon

    WTF? What happened to the guy who was in charge of the damn teleprompter? Off with his head like the last guy who screwed up!

  • Michael Fernly

    Deepening any of our ports will not create a single permenant job that doesn’t exist today! Unlike the pipeline that won’t cost the taxpayers a dime, a project like this will be yet another burden to taxpayers! Can we afford that?

  • Tim Pearce

    Someone must have been jacking his tele-prompter!

  • Guest

    Is this some kind of a joke. Everyone Democrat made fun of Palin when she said she was able to see Russia from her home in Alaska, which is true.But they let Obama slide with this idiotic statement. Proof we have a bais media, orthey are as stupid as the POTUS.

    • worldtrader

      Palin never said that. Tina Fey did on SNL. Palin said that Russia could be seen from Alaska, which is true. Big difference.

    • TexSizzle

      Tina Fey said that; Sarah Palin did not. Idiot lefties can’t tell the difference, apparently.

  • Driver_S

    Just another example of Jay’s “Man on the street” asking simple questions and getting stupid answers from uninformed idiots. Obama is as sharp as a marble!

  • Pat_riot_1

    And this the most intelligent president ever???? God help us.

  • sb36695

    He wouldn’t help the gulf coast anyway. Just ask Jindal.

  • BigDan57

    Barry could have been on an episode of “jaywalking” with comments like that. What a freaking moron.

  • Indyx57

    Please give President Mom Jeans a break. He was probably just distracted due to his mind being focused like a laser beam on his most important 3 letter word………….J O B S!

  • Driver_S

    He also talks about our infrastructure and all of our out of work construction workers that could be working on it. What he failed to mention is that he gave the Chinese the work to replace huge bridges and road construction projects that our own construction workers could have done. He also gave the Chinese drilling rights in the Gulf of Mexico, but now that’s understandable since he doesn’t know where the Gulf of Mexico is! What an idiot!!!!

  • Robert E. Brown

    AAAAAAAnd for the excuse he will most likely give: “That’s not what I said. I said the ports on the Gulf aaaaaaaand Charleston, Jacksonville, and Savannah. It was taken out of context.” You dirty Republicans shouldn’t pick on him like that.

  • Peter

    Hell, he doesn’t even know how many states there are in the U.S.
    He knows very little about the U.S. Constitution.
    How do you expext him to know where the Gulf Ports are?

  • Eugene Weiser

    omg. You got to be kidding. Basic geography from elementary school. As for construction workers needing a job. . .I am a (was a) construction worker with skills. If anyone has been past a jobsite lately, look at the nationality that now takes the jobs from American workers. I work now for a golf construction company as a greenskeeper, a far cry from the money I used to make. No one wants to hire an American worker because we demand the proper wages we have worked years to obtain before the economic collapse. Now many companies hire illegals and immigrants that will work for dirt. I personally have witnesses several workers that worked for a few months quit and return to work again (under a different name) for the same low wages.

    This administration is so out of tune with the public and reality that it is a joke. I love my country, just not my government.

  • Dolly Heighton Geist

    He didn’t grow up in America so he’s never had US geography. I mean he said there were 57 states.

  • Dennis Luckey

    with the HIS comrades making up their own set of rules…this is perfectly normal & we should re-write the map!…Blunder allHA!

  • geoff’s

    This is so lame, That’s what I been talking about since the Obama became president of this United States. He is counterfeit and word smith’s around with words. He is a illegal alien himself. Who really cares what he has to say anymore. Maybe if your not in-touch with reality, You see he’s point.

  • Lilli

    Come on guys…give him a break…he doesn’t even know the amount of states which comprise America…you really expect him to know the geographical location of them?

  • Diana Morrison

    Ignorance of the US and hatred of the US go hand-in-hand.

  • Sylvia Sparks Simpson

    Gaffe number one – Winter Olympics will be held in Russia. Unless things have drastically changed there will be no competition in the pool or balance beam. And, the prez might want to refresh his geography – Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville are not located on the gulf. Perhaps they are new cities in some of the additional seven states Mr. Obama seems to think we have. How embarrassing!

    • worldtrader

      And they speak Austrian in Austria too, dontcha know?

  • George Murrey

    First he has problems with the amounts of states we have, then he gives wrong names to bridges and roads, he tells people that Dian Denish is his good friend says her name wrong, and the list just keeps on coming. Now he has trouble with cities and states being put in the Gulf of Mexico. Thank goodness I don’t live there, it’s an insult to those great people that actually do live there. Oh wait a minute, he’s on a late night comedy show. It’s a joke, but it’s on him and he doesn’t even know it. Duhhh

  • Nicholas D. Wolfwood

    If the ocean levels are rising like your leftie pseudoscience friends say they are BHO, Why do we need to deepen ports, they are going to get deeper all buy themselves, right?

  • worldtrader

    I, for one, cannot wait to see the US Winter Olympic Swim team. I hear that their new polar bear swim suits really reduce drag in the ice cold water.

    • mapache

      I am waiting for the ice covered balance beam

      • worldtrader

        Ha! Gymnasts wearing golf spikes.

  • [email protected]

    I know there are 1000’s of construction workers waiting to build a pipeline somewhere between Canada and Texas as well. What about the Panama Canal, really maybe goods are going to our western seaboard via ship instead of by truck or train from the east coast?

    • worldtrader

      Obama has no idea what he is talking about. Goods that come from Asia that are bound by ocean for the US East Coast arrive by a few different modal methods: 1) On container ships that do fit through the Panama Canal. 2) Via inter-modal train from a US West Coast port and 3) Via truck after having been off-loaded at a West Coast port.

      If the Gulf ports or the Atlantic ports are not dredged to make them deeper, then the larger ships simply will not call on those ports. So what if they go elsewhere? Goods destined for the US East Coast will simply be delivered via the methods mentioned above.

      When these post panamax ships (too wide to fit through the canal) first started sailing from Asia in the 1980’s, not all West coast ports had container cranes large enough to unload such vessels. Guess what? Goods still got to their destinations. Ports and transportation modes adapt. These so-called “Super Tankers” are nothing new…

  • $3838536

    Obama been talking to the Corpse of Engineers?

  • DHiles

    He might be POTUS, but he’s definitely not smarter than a 5th grader


    This dude is an Idiot,,,an A**hole, he is not an American, he doesn’t know his own country…destroying the economy, he is down right dumb…

  • Fake Mark Levin

    57 states! We mentioned it 8 times! It only happened 7 years ago! Go GO DOGOGOGOGGOOG POUND!

  • mapache

    He is going to use the shovel ready jobs to dig a canal from the gulf coast to those ports…….nothing to see here.

  • B E

    This is what you guys consider “news”… ? Keep on reporting that hard-hitting news, Twitchy. You’re so deep.. o_O

    • Zach Smith

      I don’t think Twitchy pretends to be a news site. Maybe you are thinking of Huffington Post, which does pretend to be a news site.

  • DorothyGrissom

    Isn’t Charleston and Savannah in one of the 57 states?

  • right_on

    Obviously, Obama was talking about the ports located on the Gulf of the Atlantic…

  • walterc

    And to think of the fuss made over Dan Quayle spelling potato(e).
    If it weren’t for affirmative action this guy wouldn’t have finished high school much less got into Harvard.

    • TexSizzle

      Which Mr. Quayle read off the card the teacher gave him.

  • walterc

    Are we sure he wasn’t talking about the gulf of Oman?

  • AmyKot

    Can you say Camp LaJern to the Marines at Camp Pendleton. This guy is an IDIOT.

  • Not Anonymous

    So cute, how he pretends like he cares about American jobs or it’s people.

  • Zach Smith

    Al Gore told him Florida will soon be underwater. That’s probably where the confusion lies.

  • Indynana

    Obammy looks sick….someone Hurry quick – get him a teleprompter!

  • detroit19

    I live in SC and never knew that my state was on the Gulf Coast, but then, I never knew there were 57 states in the USA. So, can we get us some of that BP oil spill money here on Gulf Coast?

  • SophieRo3

    Do they speak Austrian in the Gulf cities of Savannah, Charleston, and Jacksonville?

  • stillinthe60s

    Geography is so hard when your too busy hanging in the choom car with your buds. Sure he knew how to locate every pot vendor in Hawaii however. (Used vendor not dealer as it would have been racist!)

  • Satnam Singh

    and Dan Q. got killed for spelling Potato incorrectly…nice

  • Noneya

    That’s retarded sir.

  • Pete Petretich

    The real question is can Obama see Russia from the Port of Charleston, South Carolina!

  • tedlv

    Maybe we are missing something, folks. Are those ports maybe a part of the other 7 of the 57 states? Remember this: Dan Quayle lost his reputation because he misspelled “potato”. Remember. The MSM crucifies republicans for minor errors, and ignores major demoncrap errors.

    • jwbaumann

      The lost narrative on the “potatoe” fiasco is that he did not mis-spell the word. It was misspelled on the cards. He caught the error, conferred with the judges, was told that “potatoe” was correct, and proceeded based on their advise. But he was the one on camera, and he was a Republican, so he was doomed.
      I wonder if those SB judges were Democrats?

  • RichFsr

    Since he doesn’t seem know anything about Benghazi, why would we expect he’d know anything about the Gulf coast?

  • go go

    Sad to think Obama was the best republican candidate there was.

    • tedlv

      YOU WIN! That was the stupidest comment I have EVER read. Take the short bus to work (assuming a lot here). You are the stupidest person I have ever had any marginal contact with. Wow.

      • tedlv


    • tedlv

      Do you take the short bus to grade school?

  • Jack Carmody

    What do you expect form this loser? He hasn’t been schooled in America. Just Muslim countries. He’s letting the cat out of the bag

  • tedlv

    No comment.

  • AZGunslinger

    He could be a Miss Teen USA contestant with answers like that.

  • tedlv

    The AG is in the emperor’s pocket, as are the majority of racist senators. Why would we expect anything else?

  • Ken Rizza

    I think he should put new ports in states 52 through 57

  • James Paul

    Obviously, geography is not an important part of community agitating…

  • Ann

    That will show you what kind of an idiot we have in the white house!!!

  • liverighteous

    A lot of construction workers can’t work because he gives the work to CHINA construction companies!

  • [email protected]

    R U kidding !?! Wut if GW had made this blunder? We wud not here the end/
    MissNbc wud be all over this/ 0bama doesn’t know his derier from a hole in the ground!! Commander in Chief/a late nite joker that’s wut he is!!!

  • labman57

    Everybody who engages in extemporaneous public speaking with regularity will inevitably make gaffs.

    What made GWB stand head and shoulders above the crowd was the frequency with which he stumbled, fumbled, and jumbled his sentences.

  • tops116

    Clearly, it’s all because of Sarah Palin. Her NOT saying she could see Russia from her house was her signal to Mitt Romney to use his dog to deliver his binder to George Bush. From there, Bush would hire women to edit every single map in the White House to make it look like places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida were along the Gulf of Mexico–all in anticipation that Barack Obama would be asked a specific question over five years later by Jay Leno. It’s the only logical explanation for President “Smartest man in the room”‘s gaffe. Y’know, that or he’s a complete idiot.

  • David Clark

    What would you expect from a child born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia?

  • porcelainmonkey1977

    Don’t know much about geography . . .

  • porcelainmonkey1977

    Don’t know much about geography . . .

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    No truth will ever come out of this person’s mouth. He is a habitual liar, obfuscator, and he learned to be just that by his estranged father and mother.

  • AuntLyn

    Robots replaced auto workers 30-40 years ago. That’s a wore-out talking point.

  • AuntLyn

    People need to realize that politiicans all become actors whenever the camera is on. Well-rehearsed highly trained skilled actors who strive to sway the masses.

  • Barlowmaker

    Do Navy Corpsemen deploy from any of these Gulf ports?

  • Sizz

    Remember when he said Emperor Hirohito signed the surrender instrument on the deck of the USS Missouri? I guess all Japanese look alike to him.

  • skunzsgirlie12

    Tried to post this to FB twice, failed both times? Some numnuts out there looking out for Mr. Obama since they helped get him into office (notice I said Mr. he is not my president).

  • Dave Bigart

    Let’s count the gaffes “W” made. Should take a long time. We can start with WMD’s

  • Dave Bigart

    Let’s count the gaffes “W” made. Should take a long time. We can start with WMD’s

  • jubalbiggs

    No, you guys don’t get it. Chairman O intends to lower, and then completely flood LA, GA, Alabama, and Northern Florida (the red part). It’ll be efficient like China flooding vast swaths of countryside without bothering to relocate thousands of peasants first. See; this will remove the deep-red GOP leaning states, and simultaneously open Arkansas as ocean-front property. Win-win! Places like Charleston will be ports on BOTH SIDES, see? Gulf port on one side and Atlantic port on the other… just a little strip of land. There is no way this plan could possibly go wrong.

  • David Johnson

    Surprised he hasn’t blamed his mistake on global warming!

  • Betty Jo Steele Nelson

    Without his teleprompter to tell him what to say he is as ignorant as a slug.