Time for another Twitchy Weiner, courtesy of the New York Post. (All credit — and blame — for “Twitchy Weiner” goes to @aaronworthing.)

In May, an ominous Post URL appeared to threaten, “no more penis jokes. First thing this morning, it appeared that dark, dark day had come to pass.

https://twitter.com/metsfanmurph/status/359989337393340416

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/359994525206315008

Fortunately, the metro edition was able to rise to the occasion with its “Too Hard to Stop!” headline.

Don’t ever change, New York Post!

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Ha! URL for NY Post’s Weiner article says ‘no more penis jokes’; Headline says otherwise

  • arttie

    These headlines come in spurts with each additional revelation.

  • Clayton Grant

    Will this nutmare never end?

  • Jon

    Huma happy Weiner staying in until election’s climax” would have been another Post headline option.

  • Redonkulous

    Weiner is nuts.

    • Mamaelk09

      I’d say next door neighbors more like.

  • Le Chiffre

    Somebody just needs to tell Weiner “Come over here, just stop before it all blows up in your face!”

  • LegalizeShemp

    Carlos Interruptus.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Cut the guy some slack… I mean, poor guy is butt ugly with a horse-faced wife… I don’t think he should be running, but even a blind squirrel gets a nut..

    • Le Chiffre

      He can take it. He’s proven he can be firm outside of the pocket.

  • Lady 12

    FYI, folks, the NYPost iPad app is free! 😀

  • Lady 12

    Hey, Republicans handling campaigns! Learn from the NYPost how to handle the Democrats. You MOCK them!

  • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

    “Carlos Danger”…
    …you’re always a WEINER at Pedro’s!

    http://itooktheredpill.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pedro-weiner.jpg

    Q: What’s he doing with his hands?
    A: “Carlos Danger” is an anagram of… “cradles organ”

    • Jeremy

      ha ha love it.

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    I can’t believe this guy got himself into such a hairy situation. He has stiff competition as it is, and needed to go balls to the wall if he was going to win. I know its hard, but he can’t rely solely on MSNBC to stroke his ego.

  • Jack

    going to need to wrap that weiner!!!!

  • Sally

    Would you like chili or mustard?

  • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

    Smooth

  • Jeremy