Think the #FreeJahar terror groupies will be papering their bedroom walls with the cover of the latest Rolling Stone?

Not so fast.

While the sane believe the cover glamorizes Dzhokhar Tsarnaev as some sort of teen hearthrob, his breathless, lovesick fans are furious that Rolling Stone doesn’t go far enough in giving him the rock-star treatment. Squee-worthy photo aside, the cover’s no good as spank material when it calls their idol a “monster.”

Hey, settle down, Ja-harem. At least he’s a total hottie.

And that’s what really matters.


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  • kayakingfatso

    hey ana.. it’s Y O U. dumbass.

    • grais

      Aren’t kids funny?

      • tops116

        “Kids Say the Most Terrorist Supportive Things.” Coming to NBC this fall.

        • Jeremy

          ha ha so true.

  • Jimni27

    RS may have lost the Free Jahar crowd but they have the Huffpo one: just some of the comments:

    “Frankly, Rolling Stone is one of the few media outlets doing real journalism. I look forward to reading the story.”

    “So, the media should only use photos of people that reinforce stereotypes of what ‘bad people’ look like? ”

    “What is the problem exactly? That Rolling Stone used a very flattering photo of a terrorist who happens to be very good looking?”

    • Hiraghm

      Okay, enough of this crap.

      Give that kid a decent haircut, shave the fuzz off his chin, and you can see that he is a total and complete DORK.

      • Conservative Ohioan

        Ummmm…he’s a total and complete murdering Islamist terrorist.

        Please don’t insult dorks. Most of them don’t plant shrapnel bombs that kill innocent children.

    • tops116

      “What is the problem exactly?”

      Glorifying someone that killed and maimed innocent people?

      • Jimni27

        You have to see that article- they have a poll in the middle of it and HALF the readers say “NO WAY!” when asked if RS went too far. HALF. I weep for society.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Because calling him a monster is glorifying…

        • Jennifer Moffett

          Putting him on the cover is glorifying.

          • oconnellc

            Really? Under any circumstance? Putting his picture there with the word “monster”? What if they called him “dreamy”?

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Finally, some sensible comments!

      • Jimni27

        Oh? You like Rolling Stone? Because they pretty much just either talk about Justin Bieber , Taylor Swift or how the newest up and coming conservative is so evil. You must be sooooo cultured.

  • TugboatPhil

    Let’s say for the sake of argument that he wasn’t an actual bomber. I’m pretty sure he was at least complicit in murdering an MIT police officer and running over his brother with a motor vehicle.

    • Jennifer Moffett

      Didn’t he pretty much admit to the bombing, and even write about it when he was hiding in the boat? He doesn’t need a trial, then. He admitted it.

  • waltermitty2012

    At least Rolling Stone got the sub-title right, Jahar Tsarnaev is a monster.

  • Maxwell

    Because… priorities, right?

  • Txgirlinnh

    People this crazy should not be allowed free to roam amongst the general public.

  • NRPax

    I’m pretty surprised that the Jahar groupies and the Boston Bombing conspiracy nuts haven’t been showing up here as much.

    • Mark81150

      ssshhhhh….. you speak the devils name and he comes.. best not to test that old expression.

      • NRPax

        True enough. We had been infested with the conspiracy nuts a while back.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      There can’t be more than a dozen or so of them all up, surely.

  • tjp77

    Oh man, it is SO tempting to make a ‘Free Jahar’ parody account and just see how far these lemmings will go.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Makes me wonder how many of them actually are parody accounts already!

  • bo1921

    Despicable little weasels, and cowards, too. I know how they could be real edgy – Do a tearjerker on timothy mcveigh. Put him on the cover and talk about how he had a promising life ahead until – boom!

    • Milodactyl™

      Seems to me Hitler made Time magazines cover as man of the year…..That worked out well for the Nazi’s didn’t it?

  • Peetweefish

    I wish he had offed himself in that boat so that we’d never have to see his face again and so taxpayers wouldn’t have to pay for his trial and defense. He set a bomb down next to a child. No punishment is severe enough for that pitiful excuse for a human being.

    • Mark81150

      He killed an 8 year old boy, horribly wounded his mom, his sister lost a leg..

      anyone who has sympathy for this piece of pure evil deserves all the bad karma they wish on everyone else..

      one even condemned the RS staff’s families…

      makes you wonder how people can live among us, yet hate all of us so much, they excuse child murder.. They’d rather believe every insane conspiracy theory than face the reality, their boytoy killer fetish is just sick, mentally ill sick..

      • donttrustmedia

        look if he does prove guilty he is an ass ofc those innocent people RIP :( but theres no evidence he did it yet there is evidence that other people were involved what about this guy nobody asked him?

  • Dale Russell

    Can’t resist, Dr. Hook is envious

  • Pedro

    This and the posts yesterday make a real strong case for limiting the vote to those over 21.. or maybe even 30 now that I think about it. They are old enough to die for their country but not to vote… you say. Well, then let the active duty service-men (generic) vote and keep the “despicable little weasels” (nice line bo) out.

  • William J. Miller

    The #FreeJoker/#Justice4Joker lunatics are going to be in for a rude awakening, come trial time.

    • Jeff Coil

      No, they will NEVER believe their idol is guilty. They will just call it a “government conspiracy” when he is convicted.

      • William J. Miller

        I know. I was just talking about SHOCK!!1!1!! when the verdict is read. Kind of like the Zimmerman lynch mob. Like you said, they’ll then blame a government conspiracy, like the ZLM blame the “racist” jurors.

    • TrueBlue73

      Or his plea deal.

  • Clayton Grant

    These people have the same ignorance as those calling G. Zimmerman a racist, cold-blooded, murderer.

    • BlahBlah

      Dzokhar didn’t kill any black people so we’re all good.

    • Jennifer Moffett

      He is a murderer.

  • mapache

    Maybe Rolling Stone means Jahar is a “monster’ in the bedroom? We need to check with his cellmates…

  • © Sponge

    Zimmerman? Guilty before proven innocent.

    Jahar? Admitted to blowing up innocent people, ran over his brother killing him to escape capture, hid in a boat and is all jihadi.


    This world is SOOOO f#$ked.

    • Jeff Coil

      But Zimmerman wasn’t cute.

      • © Sponge

        Good point. RACIST!!!! Rolling Stone hates portly hispanic males!!!!!

      • tops116

        Well, no one’s going to be cute after taking an MFA-style beating.

  • realsmartmom

    Kids really do say the damnedest things…..what a bunch of morons we are raising in this country. No pride in themselves or their nation. What will this world be like in twenty years? I shudder to think……

  • realsmartmom

    An adult shoots a kid to death and the country understandably goes nuts. This turd kills three and maims numerous others, ADMITTEDLY over some perceived slight and a steady diet of hatred toward the country that welcomed him with open arms for a while, and all these little girls (and some boys) want to throw their Hello Kitty panties at him. Only in America……..

    • TrueBlue73

      Americans aren’t the only ones. Many are from other countries and there are some granny panties and tinfoil panties mixed in the pile of Hello Kitty ones. lol

  • Dawn Crawford

    These parents need to quit paying cell phone bills!! If they had to pay their own they would be too busy for this nonsense!!

  • Laura Jensen

    We are doomed.

  • capisce

    “a charming kid with a bright future became a monster”
    Sane people would rather honor a charming kid whose life and bright future was stolen.

    • Pedro

      Amen. You really put this in the proper perspective.

    • Milodactyl™

      “We reclaim our innocence by taking yours”

    • 3seven77

      If Rolling Stone wanted to use a picture of a cute boy with big soulful eyes they could have used this. My heart breaks every time I see this picture.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Portraying is not honoring.

      • Mister A

        It used to be considered an honor to be on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I think there’s even a song about it? ///sarc

        • Jennifer Moffett

          There’s more than 1 song by more than 1 band. Pretty sure. But that was a long time ago. I haven’t considered RS to be a music mag since they started w the politics.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          Someone wrote a song? Guess that settles it then, must be the truth.

          • Mister A


  • wineplz

    ‘”The Bomber?” Are you fucking kidding me, @RollingStone?! Jahar Tsarnaev hasn’t been proven guilty in a court of law!’

    uh, no, but he gleefully confessed to killing and maiming people on 4/15/13, you moronic cows!

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Hey, twitchy commenters are all about innocent until proven guilty. Until a prosecutor convinces a jury beyond all reasonable doubt, he’s got to be innocent, just like George Zimmerman.

      • wineplz

        Except that he confessed openly and willingly that he was one of two bombers that fateful day…so for the little Jaharem to go bananas over RS calling him the bomber (a title he wears proudly, apparently), they show their complete ignorance of the boy they idolize.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Now I know why tigers sometimes eat their young.

  • ObamaFail

    We really, really need to cleanse the gene pool. Oxygen is being wasted on these brain dead morons.

  • BlahBlah

    Public Service Announcement:

    The USA is gone.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      On closer inspection, no it isn’t.

  • radicallyalyssa

    Maybe I understand the Dorner obsession, but yeah…I just don’t get this. The kid wrote a damn confession. I mean, really kids??

  • lazypadawan

    I’ve changed my mind about women in combat roles. We should put these sorry excuses for females out on the front lines as mine sweepers.

  • LinTaylor

    These people creep me out so much that I’m going to go take a shower, and yet I’ll still come away feeling unclean.

  • Rabid

    Just remember , RS had Charles Manson on the cover once too.

  • Random_Failures

    If only Jahar looked like Rodney Dangerfield: We wouldn’t have to put up with these swooning dolts.

  • Azarkhan

    Nice to see nothing has changed with young people. They continue to be ignorant.

  • Conservative Ohioan

    Those fangirl tweets made me sick to my stomach.

  • tops116

    Wow, these people are seriously disturbed and disconnected from reality. “You have no proof he did anything, even though he confessed! When he’s free, you’ll see!” Eesh, al Qaeda and Hezbollah wish they had people that mindlessly devoted to them.

  • $62055988

    Funny how a bunch or airheaded girls can see through the zionistmedia’s falseflags in ways that most “intellectuals” can’t.

  • Mark81150

    Ok…. there is a subset that see him as the ultimate “bad boy” to whom they give their heart and their underwear in each tear stained LOVE ME BESTEST letter to his cell.

    Serial killers, (confessed serial killers).. have dozens of creepy demented would be ho’s to da one true man in the world.. or something equally stupid.

    I can’t explain it, why someone named Brittainy would declare herself the ultimately criminally stupid Barbie doll is beyond me… and to claim she, lily white Brittainy is all down with the muslim struggle?


    she wants to be made a non citizen and subhuman by these Shari law loving morons?.. so eager to live like a slave?.. or to stupid to know the fantasies she builds about him are not reality?

    He murdered his own brother in his desperate panic to get away from the police after killing and maiming so many..(ran him over trying to murder the police cuffing him).. these “our government did it and framed this hottie we’d like to F***”.. should all be forced to watch the videos of the bombings aftermath, and of life for muslim women till their dying day..

    maybe after a few decades they’d learn shame..

  • kawaie

    of course little teeny boppers will try to defend him because hes “hot” and don’t look into anything else

  • donttrustmedia

    but she is worried for her son’s safety

  • Bathing Suit Area

    So not even actual Jahar supporters are dumb enough to think that Rolling Stone is on his side… but conservatives are.

  • emerald98

    yet, you all these girls will swarm to read it so they can cry and know more about their love boy. too bad he no longer looks like this, he is permanently disfigured in the face.

  • emerald98

    I am sure the girls will read the article so they can cry and know more about him. yet he longer looks like this, he has permanently damaged face on the left side, wired jaw and drools! I know I saw him in court.

  • AZWarrior

    Hey girls, snag a beautiful Islamic terrorist. Wear a full burka, destroy your drivers license, drop out of school and throw the smartphone away. You can attract a pretty extremist who will demean and rape you, keep you ignorant and poor, and will give you the company of his other wives. Dreamy!

  • RedSoloCup

    These must be employees at Rolling HeadStone.

  • Stephanie Warren

    Barf. He’s ugly and has dumb hair.

  • Soapy Johnson

    It gets worse — Dzhokhar Tsarnaev named People Magazine’s “Sexiest
    Terrorist Alive” for 2013 —