A vocal group of “Justice for Jahar” freaks celebrated their idol and demanded his freedom outside a Boston courthouse on Wednesday. Once sketches of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s arraignment began to circulate, the repulsive #FreeJahar mutants, as Jim Treacher aptly calls them, were absolutely scandalized. Evidently courtroom artists don’t capture Tsarnaev’s dreaminess as well as their demented fantasies.

Here are the sketches that had them absolutely beside themselves with outrage:


Behold the priorities of terror groupies:










Evidently this one meets their exacting standards:



  • Richard J Sunkle

    I didn’t even know Jar Jar was in trouble.

    • Clete Torres

      You-sa should be watch the tee-vee more, betcha betcha.

      • therantinggeek


  • Bui van vat

    I thought they captured his inner twistedness quite effectively. That’s what an artist is supposed to do, right?

  • walterc

    Probably should have included a pressure cooker bomb and a few bullet holes in the sketch to make it fit the warped imagination of these loons.

  • eeddggy

    I hope the NSA and DHS investigate these creeps……once their done anal probing the Tea Party members that are such a large threat.

  • Wakeupandfreejahar

    To be honest, that really doesn’t look like Jahar. I’ve seen better ones of Jahar that are more accurate, but these are way off.

    • 3seven77

      An even better sketch of Dzohar would include a noose.

      • Spiny Norman


    • Michelle

      To be honest, it really doesn’t matter what he looks like in courtroom sketches. This is a man responsible for the deaths of four people and injuring countless others. If your concern is what he looks like in a courtroom sketch, you have bigger problems than the sketch artist’s skills.

      • Wakeupandfreejahar

        To be honest, I don’t really care how talented whoever the sketch artist is, but to be even more honest, you are sadly wrong. This American is not responsible for those 4 deaths, or countlessly injuring people. Thank you.

        • objectivefactsmatter

          Please get psychiatric help and disconnect from the Internet and cable TV while you’re at it.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      He (kinda) looks like Elliot Levine, an old friend of mine from Junior High School.. But “The Mean El’ was more of a Comedian than a bomber…. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • objectivefactsmatter


      He probably gained weight in jail. I hope you like obese maniacal jihadi murderers.

  • John Rebori

    Maybe if these idiots had a pressure time job like a courtroom artist has they would learn to understand the limitations of the profession.

    Morons must not realize that these sketches aren’t done with people posed or from photos.

    As I get older, I’m losing patience with fools.

    • NRPax

      I have noticed that the older I get, the less patience I have with people. You’re in good company.

      • Txgirlinnh

        I don’t think it has to do with age. I thinks it has to do with intelligence. I’m 30 (ancient to some but young to others) and I’m so fed up with these morons that my head could explode some days. And collectively amongst twitchy fans, regardless of our ages, I think we are all sick of these fools.

        • therantinggeek

          Hell, if you’re only 30 and “ancient”, that must make me at a mere 36 an “Elder” #CallofCthulhu

        • Jay Stevens

          You are right. It has nothing to do with age. I am 66. I have become resigned to people, especially politicians, lawyers, and the press, living down to my expectations.

      • whiteinterloper

        Maybe if these idiots had a
        pressure time job like a courtroom artist has they would learn to
        understand the limitations of the profession.

        Morons must not realize that these sketches aren’t done with people posed or from photos.

        As I get older, I’m losing patience with fools.


    • LinTaylor

      Heck, I’m not even 30 yet, and even I’m losing patience with fools.

  • NRPax

    Well Richard Ramirez is dead so they have to fantasize about someone new. And he’s young enough to get married to a psycho.

  • DV S1EOG

    I think the sketches would be better if he was hanging at the end of a rope.

    • ObamaFail

      Or a picture of him strapped to a table awaiting a lethal injection.

      • objectivefactsmatter

        I like the idea of the hanging, and wrapping an al Qaeda flag around his neck as he’s swinging.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      Plus there’d be no rush to finish it.

      I like it.

  • Lotte Lenya

    “i draw jahar all the time hes not that hard to draw i dont understand why the sketch artists struggle so hard to draw him”

    Ugh. This is what is wrong with the leaders of tomorrow.

    • ObamaFail

      Future Democrat voters.

  • capisce

    Optical delusions are a known side-effect of the liberal mental disease.

  • Clete Torres

    Joke-har looks like a doofus, but the blonde judge looks hot…

  • Steve_J

    Those idiots would be better off idolizing Jar Jar Binks.

    • ObamaFail

      At least Jar Jar isn’t a terrorist.

  • tjp77

    This is insane. Seriously.

    Oddly enough, Gawker had a really good and insightful article about the ‘Free Jahar’ phenomenon and the kids who latch on to it:


    • Mister A

      Spotted this in the comments on the Gawker article… had to laugh.

      • Spiny Norman

        Do you fall for the bad boys?

        Oh gawwwd! It’s so sad ’cause it’s so true.

        BTW, that belongs in a “Photoshop Hall of Fame.”

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        I hope JoeMyGod or RinoDino wins… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • ObamaFail

    You know, I will never make jokes about Justin Bieber fans ever again. Bieber may be a no talent punk. But at least he’s not a terrorist. I’d rather see girls swooning over Bieber than that waste of life Boston terrorist.

    • LinTaylor

      Beiber may have developed an ego the size of Jupiter and a severe attitude problem, but at least the worst thing he produced was some crappy, repetitive bubblegum pop. I’ll take that over what the Super Bombio Bros. did any day of the week.

    • Clete Torres

      That’s okay Gary, I’ll pick up the slack for you.

  • LinTaylor

    I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised…after all, there are people who fetishize fictional terrorists like the Joker, so of course there’d be someone twisted enough to do the same for a real one.

    • Hiraghm

      And a whole culture dedicated to the barbaric Klingons…

      • Clete Torres

        DaHjaj ‘oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh

        • Bristel

          Maltz, jol yIchu’!

      • Bristel

        Klingons uphold honor over everything else. Terrorism is not honorable in Klingon culture, as far as I know. Wait, why are we talking about a fictional culture? :(

        • Hiraghm

          We’re talking about fetishizing fictional terrorists, like the barbaric Klingons.

          Maybe you forgot about the episode with the Organians. Or the Tribbles.

          • Bristel

            Fetishizing Tribbles is just silly, I mean… *looks it up on the internet*… oh… never mind.


    The best sketch will be the one that someone does after he is dead.

  • $7610427

    Who are these idiots…and where are their parents???!!!

    • therantinggeek

      Don’t you know, parenting in this day and age is largely absent? #mytwocents

    • thunderclancat

      Scarily, they might BE parents.

  • http://darthchipmunk.com/ Darth Chipmunk

    Back in the ’60’s (and since, I see) it has been cool, hip, etc., to adopt, or at least support, contrarian perspectives to authority. But when your contrarianism is so rooted in your ego that you don’t realize you’re advocating for evil, bad, bad things are going to happen. And our society is full of these “people”.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Well that settles it. It’s a wrap folks. It was a good civilization while it lasted. Terror groupies have got to be at least 1 of the signs of the Four Horsemen. We’re done.

  • NRPax

    If the kid is found guilty, are they going to riot like the Trayvon folks or is he the wrong skin tone?

    • Turd Burglestein

      There’s a whole lot more ghetto dwellers with racial chips on their shoulders out there than there are jahar-truthers. That’s what worries me.

      • NRPax

        Either way, it’s not like the law is going to do much to get in their way if they act like meth-crazed chimps.

  • jtgun

    Is this nightmare dreamy ?

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    “i draw jahar all the time” = “someone call social services”


    Wonder how many of these idiots still idolize him.

    • Spiny Norman

      As noted in the Gawker comments, Charles Manson still gets hundreds of “love letters” every year.

  • LibLieExposer

    The sketch that would look best is one of Dzhokhar being bent over by his new prison husband “Bubba”.

  • HWarrior13

    If my teen wrote/thought something like this, they’d be living in a Military School or bringing in the crops on a farm with a Amish family right now. (Rethinking —Amish Farm during Summer *AND* then, Military School in the Fall, there’s it’s decided)

  • tinwizid

    I saw a great sculpture of Jahar yesterday, but the dogs owner scooped it up before I could take a photo of it.

  • Jack

    he would better on a slab just like his bro….

  • Rob

    How is courtroom sketch artist still a job?

  • Rob

    How is courtroom sketch artist still a job?

  • Romulus

    Can I request a sketch of Dzshcchahar running over his brother so I can verify that we’re talking about the right guy?

  • u2u2u2

    He’d look even cuter wearing a pine box under six feet of dirt.