Yahoo News identified “13 distinct strains” of dodge in an unfettered analysis of the White House press secretary’s spin and evasions. The grand total of dodges? 9,486.

Shorter Jay Carney:

Jay Carney doesn’t have an answer for that. He hasn’t discussed that subject with the president. He will refer you to the Department of [insert agency here]. He refuses to speculate on that. He’ll have to get back to you.

But he appreciates the question.

Most transparent administration evah!

Hardest hit? Buzzfeed:

“Laugh or cry”? We’re going with “laugh.”

Oh, come on. He’s just doing his job!

Serious You Guys.

Flashback: The white washing.