Five bucks for a tooth?

Confirmed: Fox News contributor Erick Erickson’s kid is absolutely adorable.

Muahaha! All part of her elaborate plan?

Hey, Erick, where’s Big Daddy Government’s fair share?

The only response worth giving:

Too cute!

  • GaryTheBrave

    Hey Mom & Dad, we should have lived in Erick Erickson’s neighborhood. Our tooth fairy only gave quarters. Of course that was 45+ years ago but still. . .

    • MizDi

      Same here … although I think we got $1 for molars.

    • Rob

      Funny mine did too and only 20 years ago.

  • RblDiver

    I’d think that’d make the kid even more suspicious. “I’ve gotten $1 in the past, we drew on your 1’s, and now suddenly I get a five? …Guess I’ll continue to be skeptical, see how high I can get it!” Great kid learning about the wonders of capitalism! lol

    • gekkobear

      You’ll know the kid found out soon. NOT if the kid says anything; but if next time he is asked to draw on all the $1 AND $5 bills.

      What? If I got $10 as a kid I’d play along until I was done losing teeth… heck I might buy teeth from neighborhood kids just to see if I could keep it going.

      • trixiewoobeans

        Eric Cartman!

        • gekkobear

          I think I saw that South park episode, but I was recalling something else.

          I seem to recall reading (or seeing? I dunno) an old comedy bit with the comedian stating he’d traded in 30 teeth one year when his dad was distracted with work by using animal teeth, and it was something like a cow’s tooth that got him busted.

      • trixiewoobeans

        Eric Cartman!

  • Emily B

    My uncle once offered my son $20 if he would pull his very loose tooth. We were at a family reunion and after he let my brother pull it I think he ended up with more than $50!!

  • Jay Louis

    No amount of money can repair the damage of having Erick Erickson as one’s father.

    • Turd Burglestein

      Judging from your picture, I’d say one of your gay daddies was pretty damaged himself.

    • Belinda Henry

      I would hate to have a father drop me a five for a tooth,how awful. All I got was a quarter.

    • Finrod Felagund

      No amount of money can cure troll idiocy.

  • CitizenEgg

    Yeah, well the rest of us are waiting for the Truth Fairy. I just don’t know what goes under the pillow to make that visit happen with this admin.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Be sure to send her the appropriate tax form so that she reports her income to our friend, the IRS.

    • Andrea3000

      Bet there is a form for that…

  • Andrea3000

    I love Erickson’s family tweets!! :)