Silly! Hydrating is only a gaffe when a Republican does it. But a very sweaty President Obama looked like he could use some water or an ice bath today as he delivered a lengthy speech at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

What? No Marines to fan him and feed him peeled grapes during the speech?

And … the presidential undershirt makes an appearance.

https://twitter.com/DavidMGrim/status/347350182268133377

Yes we scan!

What’s the spin? Hmm … maybe that only the stoic president could brave 90-degree temps?

https://twitter.com/RumbieLyn/status/347353032436092928

Never let ’em see you sweat? Obama didn’t have to worry about that with his family.

At some point, you’ve seen enough Obama speeches.

Will photos of drippy Obama make it into lapdog reports? Drudge editor Joseph Curl says “no.”

But it’s Historic Sweat™!

Don’t fail us, Internet!