On Tuesday, blogger @DrewMTips brought you the Obama Scandal Scorecard at Ace of Spades HQ.

Hang on … one more:

And now, finally, we have a fantasy league even non-sporty types can get into. Blogger Ace of Spades kicked off #ScandalDraft with his picks:

Always a good one. We’re hoping to grab his up-and-coming sibling, “not good at math.”

And the trading begins:

Heh. Possible reason:

How ’bout some picks from the team at the ol’ fishwrap of record?

More picks from Ace:

Ace also retweeted some of the best #ScandalDraft picks and the scoop on a few overlooked sleepers and ineligible players.

Lucky!

https://twitter.com/Noah_Whining/status/334347154355277824

Indeed she did!

https://twitter.com/Noah_Whining/status/334352737670152192

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/334351611495333888

So who were the stars Tuesday at Jay Carney’s press briefing?

https://twitter.com/jfgroves/status/334357087566053376

https://twitter.com/micah_velli/status/334360964688384002

Before we wrap this up, can we get a call on this one?

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  • CitizenEgg

    The entire Obama administration are the Maple Leafs of #ScandalDraft

    • Scott Anderson

      Woot! Made Twitchy under my other account! On the same day @ChuckWoollery visited my website too.

      • LightSabre

        Chuck Woollery!!! Could you get him to sign my copy of “Naturally Stoned?”

      • LightSabre

        Chuck Woollery!!! Could you get him to sign my copy of “Naturally Stoned?”

  • chrisl

    Amazing how many candidates have been produced by THE University of “Shovel Ready.”

  • MyrmidoNOT

    (Quick..) Pivot to Jobs…

  • TJ

    “Headwinds” is taken off waivers for a song.

  • Shane Falco

    I’ll take “Leading from Behind” for 20 Alex.

  • AmericanMom

    I’m going with the “what difference does it make” card.

  • DV S1EOG

    This just shows that all of you tinfoil hat wearing, paranoid, racist, gun crazy, bible clutching right-wing conspiracy theorist tea baggers are completely wrong! The government is your friend and cares about you! They will NEVER lie to you, ever. It doesn’t matter that in less than two weeks the Benghazi cover up has begun to be exposed in the msm while the IRS has admitted to targeting Tea Party and other conservative groups right before it was found out that the DOJ had “investigated” the phone records of the AP and their journalists with questionable motives and possibly violating several federal laws all after attempting to enact another gun ban and more gun control laws. None of that means anything. There is nothing to see here. You all are just grasping at straws!! It is all Bush’s fault and you need to admit it! Everything negative that happens while Obama is president is directly tied to Bush and if you don’t agree you are racist! So go cling to your imaginary God and your Bible.(note: this only applies to you if your religion is one that falls under the Christian faith. This does not apply to the Jewish faith because that would not be politically correct and it does not apply to Muslims because, well frankly, we are scared to insult, ridicule or be critical of those that follow the peaceful faith of Islam because they might try to kill us.)

    Well that should just about cover the left’s stance on what has been going on…….
    I think I might sign up for that one way trip to Mars, at least I will escape taxes and Obamacare.

    • mdtljt

      BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

    • J. Cox

      My foil is made from depleted uranium thank you.;)

      • DV S1EOG

        Impressive…..That reminds me, I need some more Reynold’s Wrap.

    • Leslie Ward

      Sorry but you forgot the war on women – reproductive rights and of course my favorite – that the Gosnell house of horrors trial (since the entire 30 years of his ‘practices’ were ignored) proves the need to make access to abortion – more open and less regulated.

      • DV S1EOG

        I figured that I would forget some talking points. It was hard enough to make myself think enough like those on the left to even type half of what I had entered so not really surprised that I overlooked some of their wonderful stances. I will try to do better next time. Perhaps I should get hammered then smash my head against a brick wall. That should be enough to start thinking like they do.

  • Jennifer

    Anybody get “whaa-whaa-whaa”?

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    FYI: “It’s a local story” just became a free agent.

  • ceemack

    Maybe we all need to fill out a scandal bracket.

    • CitizenEgg

      That’s a great idea actually. The ADHD media are getting confused over which ones they’re supposed to ignore, and which ones to promote as Republican politicization.

  • arttie

    From yesterday, I will select “there’s no there there.”

  • CatHerder

    I picked up “put y’all back in chains” on a two year contract.

  • E Mims

    I’ll offer up “What difference does it make?” or “Is not optimal” along with “Biden’s shotgun lessons” but you’ve got to give me something good.

  • LinTaylor

    This is the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in a long time. I wish I knew more about football so I could participate.

  • Lady 12

    Is “I know nothing” still out there?

  • OLLPOH

    And we pick from Obama’s Book in Reference to White Folks Greed:

    Why would Obama write this in one of his autobiographies?
    Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:
    “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
    than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
    where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
    apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
    That’s the world! On which hope sits!”

  • BlahBlah

    I have decided to evolve and become gay so I’ll take “Binders of Women”.

    • Guest

      I already have “Binders of Women”, but will trade you for “90% of Americans”.

    • Guest

      I already have “Binders of Women”, but will trade you for “90% of Americans”.

  • $35072932

    House committee to probe Sebelius soliciting money for ObamaCare signups
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/14/house-committee-to-probe-sebelius-soliciting-money-for-obamacare-sign-ups/
    House Republicans are starting a probe into Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius soliciting donations from companies her agency might regulate, to help sign up uninsured Americans for ObamaCare.

    The agency said Friday there is a special section within the Public Health Services Act that allows the secretary to solicit financial support for nonprofit organizations conducting public health work.

    However, the solicitations, through speeches and phone calls, have raised questions about whether a federal official can ask for money from groups he or she oversees.

  • $35072932

    House committee to probe Sebelius soliciting money for ObamaCare signups
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/14/house-committee-to-probe-sebelius-soliciting-money-for-obamacare-sign-ups/
    House Republicans are starting a probe into Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius soliciting donations from companies her agency might regulate, to help sign up uninsured Americans for ObamaCare.

    The agency said Friday there is a special section within the Public Health Services Act that allows the secretary to solicit financial support for nonprofit organizations conducting public health work.

    However, the solicitations, through speeches and phone calls, have raised questions about whether a federal official can ask for money from groups he or she oversees.

  • RblDiver

    Wow, surprised this hasn’t been taken yet: “Squirrel!”

  • RblDiver

    Wow, surprised this hasn’t been taken yet: “Squirrel!”

  • Silenttype78

    “We can’t wait” hauls ass.

  • Silenttype78

    “We can’t wait” hauls ass.

  • Dennis McMaster

    “Punish our Enemies” could go undrafted.

  • Dennis McMaster

    “Punish our Enemies” could go undrafted.

  • TomJB

    3 more scandals and Ace will need to make up an 8-scandal NCAA March Madness bracket on which will eventually bring the whole thing down. Of course, a different name would be needed…

    • sardiverdave

      Maybe if there was a bracket to be filled out, POTUS would care about it.

  • TomJB

    3 more scandals and Ace will need to make up an 8-scandal NCAA March Madness bracket on which will eventually bring the whole thing down. Of course, a different name would be needed…

  • 1azuce

    “Wee Weed” ruled ineligible-too many FOIA requests = prima donna

  • Six

    Has anyone taken “I’ve asked Sheriff Joe Biden to personally get involved in this matter”?

  • holygoat

    Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is still available?

  • disqus_eric

    If someone’s taking “Rush Limbaugh”, I’m taking “Sarah Palin”

  • jb

    One mistake above…. on the Beer summit, scouts say it might not have legs….. shouldn’t legs be kegs?

    Also: I would go with: “in my 2nd term I’ll have more flexibility”

  • Abiss

    “If it saves just one child” is a great late rounder, lot of bang for the buck.

  • Shawn Smith

    Woohoo! I made Twitchy! At only 100 followers, I made Twitchy!

  • $27789750

    Let’s not be shy and cautiously take a look at ‘dog whistle racism’

  • Markward

    I will take “What does it matter” as my High pick.

  • poljunkie♪

    This is just one of the reasons we love you Ace.

  • sardiverdave

    Pretty disappointed that my fourth round pick of, “No controlling legal authority!” didn’t make it past the league office review.

  • Kyle Bradelle

    My first draft is “Planned Parenthood Essential to Women’s Health”. Oh, and “Above My Paygrade”. Still some good mileage left in that player. #ScandalPaloozaFantasyDraft

  • Anonnie1

    No love for “Unexpected” and “Let Me Be Perfectly Clear”?

    • Markward

      I had planned to steal them in my third and fourth round picks

  • Frustrated Teacher

    I can’t believe it, but I think “Forward” is still on the board….anyone willing to risk a pick on that?

  • mhojai

    Hearty round of applause! Really good stuff!
    It’s an honor to have such “unfettered access” to such brilliance and creativity.
    Thanks Twitchy!

  • Zefal

    Just claimed “vast rightwing conspiracy” off of waivers! Still thinks it can carry the cigar, er, balls, um, ball.

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Steady closer since the big breakout year in ’97 and looking for one more pass through glory.

  • #RememberSammyJankis

    I just stole “Right Wing Feeding Frenzy” under everyone’s nose. That’s a TE ready for a breakout season.

  • Nixonfan

    The White House will have no comment on this matter as it is the subject of a criminal investigation.

  • Nixonfan

    The White House will have no comment on this matter as it is the subject of a criminal investigation.

  • servildos

    “I am not a crook!” is a free agent, not good on defense but a long-time offensive player.

  • http://twitter.com/jlbgal99 Z. Carlson

    Jedi Mind Meld was a one game wonder, but I still wear the jersey #scandaldraft

  • http://twitter.com/jlbgal99 Z. Carlson

    Jedi Mind Meld was a one game wonder, but I still wear the jersey #scandaldraft

  • Duane Savage

    I can’t believe..”If that happened, it’s outrageous” … went undrafted.

  • Queen Hotchibobo

    Ace is the absolute funniest guy I know. If I didn’t HATE the idea of having a last name of “Spades” I would catch him and restrain him until he married me.