http://twitter.com/DRUDGE/statuses/334270742143328256

The Associated Press sucked up to the school bully and was shocked to find itself stuffed into a locker.

The news that the Justice Department secretly collected two months of AP reporters’ phone records raised ire on the Left and the Right about political intimidation and freedom of the press. But at the same time, conservatives couldn’t help enjoying the sweet, sweet taste of lapdog tears.

How do you like President Boyfriend now, AP?

Bet those White House donuts are repeating on you today, huh?

https://twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/statuses/334074304046198785

Perfect!

Dear AP: Toldja so! Love, Conservatives.

Wait for it, AP. Just wait:

Could NBC be next? Nah:

  • SFerggie

    Hay liberals,first amendment only counts for written media just like the second only counts for muskets since that is when the founders wrote it. Right?

    • JR48

      Bingo.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      You’ve earned a Bubble Gum Cigar, SFergie (Sorry, the Safety Nazis won’t let me give out REAL Cigars…) #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

      • drbage

        Betcha they would look the other way if you handed out doobies, as long as you had paid the requisite local, state, and federal taxes–gotta have the cash to fund SCHIP and free Pre-K.

      • drbage

        Betcha they would look the other way if you handed out doobies, as long as you had paid the requisite local, state, and federal taxes–gotta have the cash to fund SCHIP and free Pre-K.

    • nc

      Rub it in!

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Jon Gabriel “nailed it” (above)…
    “Obama is only seeking reasonable restrictions on the First Amendment.”

    Great application of sarcasm…and snark… 😉
    Now we may all listen to the spin…to the ‘definition’ of-the-word ‘reasonable’…(or not.)

    • $35038462

      “Common sense solution!”

    • BlahBlah

      It’s too early to post replies to the correct comment. Bah my bad.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        No problem…took me ‘three’ corrections
        ’cause I had not-yet-finished my first cup…

        (You could always “edit” cut/paste…and delete.)
        One ‘of the few’ advantages of Disqus…they ‘may be’ relocated…

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Another reminder of the movie “V For Vendetta,” where they talk about the government trying to change words, as well as meanings….When it comes to our Constitutional Rights (and especially the Bill of Rights), There ARE NO REASONABLE RESTRICTIONS! EVER! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Absolutely…

        My comments oftentimes “lean” to the ‘use’ of perspective,
        and perspective-shift.
        (By “that” I imply the “opposite” meaning,
        with the not-so-subtle use of sarcasm.)

        Primarily for humor…but “more often” simply FOR effect… 😉

    • Jim

      We need to keep free speech safe, legal and rare. 😉

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Ummm…mostly ‘free’…

        Although ‘your take’ has a clever twist!
        (If only “teh oone” was reasonable…)

        Now…if’n we had a clear “definition” of:
        “Impeding, abridging, or infringing…”

  • IronButterfly

    I just heard a funny clicking sound on my phone…… Barack is that you????

    • BlahBlah

      Yes it’s me, Barack. Wonder if you know where I put that shovel???

      • Ron Morisseau

        Ask the Clinton’s they were the last to use the shovel

      • Judy B

        No, but I can tell you what to do with it!

        • BlahBlah

          It’s OK, I got it. Got some jobs that are ready for it. BRB

    • no_more_deceit

      No, it is me, Rose Mary, did we run out of tape again? (expletive-deletive!)

  • peteee363

    the ap is riri, and they just found out they are going for a ride in brown’s car! it ain’t going to end well!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      In other words…Anal sex reference(s)…Karma, meet the Associated Press. #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • CombatDiver

    AP, what goes around comes around.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      You mean they are ‘caught’ in the whirlpool,
      of the ENDLESS “spin” cycle??

      THAT would be truly ‘perverse’ justice! 😉

  • FaithColeridge33

    I only have three words for the AP: Tee. Hee. Hee.

    • BlahBlah

      Yesterday I was all neener neener. Perhaps not the most mature of reactions but it felt good.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Compared to the [email protected] we get out of Carney…
        it was VERY mature. (Always, “about” perspective, eh?!)
        Plus, it was funny… 😉

        • BlahBlah

          I was also making faces at the screen. I said too much. :/

          • MyrmidoNOT

            Suspect you were… (Hand gestures, too?!?)

      • FaithColeridge33

        Well I weep for the constitution yet laugh at AP.

    • Heather_A

      The periods make me want to love this so much more.

      ~H

  • $1014973

    What difference at this point does it make?

    • Chevypowered

      Ah, the “Boomerang” affect. In short. “What comes around goes around.”

      Love it!

  • http://profiles.google.com/danielmedicis Daniel Medicis

    Last few weeks, Obama went after the second amendment and it was OK because it was against us. Now we find out he was after the first amendment too. And the Left is having a fit because it’s against THEM. Wake up Leftists, this administration is out of control.

  • BlahBlah

    And then a scorpion asked the frog (or in this case a monkey) to carry him across the pond…

    “I couldn’t help it, it’s my nature.”

    • nc

      Beat me to it!

  • notenoughtime

    Chickens coming home to roost.

    • Zane Henry

      Not only that, but the sleaze bag in me thinks this would be a perfect opportunity to get a few rebound “dates” with the AP. What with their self-esteem all crushed like this… Ripe for the picking.

      /predator

      • Judy B

        There WILL be make up sex!

        • Zane Henry

          most definitely. He’ll show up with a grocery store bouquet and a big, sheepish grin and the “i’m sorries” will flow like sickly sweet wine. They (the AP) will take him back and explain to their friends that Barry didn’t mean to hurt them, because “He’s just so intense and feels things much stronger than other guys so he just gets jealous”.

          Whoever said it above was right. The AP will be RIRI and Barry is Chris Brown.

    • Zane Henry

      Not only that, but the sleaze bag in me thinks this would be a perfect opportunity to get a few rebound “dates” with the AP. What with their self-esteem all crushed like this… Ripe for the picking.

      /predator

  • w00tbart

    Look, let me be clear. This is really quite straightforward. A couple of low level workers at the Cincinnati DOJ saw a vile, disgusting YouTube video concerning phone hacking, and they were mesmerized. Entranced, if you will. And in this trance-like state of heightened curiosity, they listened in to one or two AP reporter conversations.

    Now, those responsible have already been disciplined, so no need to persecute them any further. Their free snack privileges at their office break room have been suspended for the rest of the week.

    • Jim Denney

      Double the doughnut reparation rations in the press room and we’ll be OK.

      Oh, and can you throw in a photo op with Jay Z & Beyonce?

    • Jerry Camp

      Besides, it was a long time ago…what difference does it make now?

    • Jerry Camp

      Besides, it was a long time ago…what difference does it make now?

  • Clayton Grant

    “Right now, 90 percent of Americans — 90 percent — support phone record background checks that will keep AP reporters and people who have been found to be a danger to themselves or others from using a phone.”

    • Koker

      90% also support removing those nasty assault phones that allow semi-auto texting and speed-dialing!

      • Vikki Prince Rosich

        I could do without auto-correct. But it’s still my right to have it – that is still my right, isn’t it? Or no? I forget what I am allowed to do these days.

        • Koker

          That would depend …. Going to need a list of all your contacts, A list of everyone in your family ages 4-74, their religion and the way they voted in past 5 elections.

          **Please be patient. Upon you returning all requested information, the request will then be passed to someone else who might or might not know what to do.

          • Judy B

            Don’t forget the BMI & diameter of your anus!

          • Koker

            I didn’t forget, that is the duty of some low level employee who can decide if she needs further examination.
            The details can be found in between the small print on page 387.3a. Feel free to read if you want but your request will be denied, It’s best if you accept being screwed and just lay comfortably.

        • Koker

          That would depend …. Going to need a list of all your contacts, A list of everyone in your family ages 4-74, their religion and the way they voted in past 5 elections.

          **Please be patient. Upon you returning all requested information, the request will then be passed to someone else who might or might not know what to do.

      • Vikki Prince Rosich

        I could do without auto-correct. But it’s still my right to have it – that is still my right, isn’t it? Or no? I forget what I am allowed to do these days.

  • CHHR

    ok, confession, I’m enjoying this a little more than I think I’m supposed to…

  • rivers

    Hey AP, I totally know what you’re going through, I dated a narcissist once too. Let’s talk, call me – but just make sure it’s a throwaway phone, because I have tea party ties and I’m one of those scary pro-lifers who opposes the HHS mandate. On second thought, don’t call, we sure don’t want to get in any more trouble with this administration, do we!

  • bidentime

    “Chicago style” politics on a national level.

  • kch50428

    @AP can’t help but feel Schadenfreude for Associated Propagandists.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Associated Press, WELCOME TO DUMPEDVILLE, POPULATION:YOU GUYS! How does being USED by YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR (Not mine; mine is Jesus) and betrayed like this? Tell you what, AP-Clean up, take a shower, and COME TO YOUR SENSES! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Karl Winrich

    But I thought the law was only there to ensure that liberals could get away with what ever they wanted to say….

  • nc

    Love how the “compassionate” crowd didn’t give a [email protected] when the rights of conservatives were trampled, but when it happens to THEM? OMG!!!!

  • Jim Denney

    Geez, what’s the fuss? Those wiretaps were worth it if they saved even one childs life.

  • Patrick

    The AP might try and stop being Obama’s bitch for awhile.All dirty, disheveled and sweaty,and still discarded to the curbside like so much trash.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      You (just) KNOW you are going-to-have-a-BAD-day when: …
      ‘You wake up…face down…in-the-gutter (with your bra, ‘on’ backwards).’

      Saddest part; “teh oone” to the ‘above’ party:
      “Aww…pick the gravel ‘out of’ your face, girl…get up…and ‘back to work’…”

  • AZWarrior

    AP, a little friendly advice: get over to the free clinic and get tested.

    • Oschlama

      HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • AZWarrior

    AP, a little friendly advice: get over to the free clinic and get tested.

  • Bucksergeant

    I am not, repeat not, a religious man however a religious phrase from my youth keeps popping into my head…”As ye sow, so shall ye reap” How does it feel NOW, you jerks…

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    It will be interesting to see who is going to win the vindictiveness battle. The scorned woman or the narcissist. Pop the corn and take a ringside seat! AWESOME that the news is finally starting to report itself. Having to take it personally is the best wake up call EVER!

    • ked5

      heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hath hell a fury like a woman (ap) scorned. bozo better start running.
      this should be a great show.

  • Orlando Cee

    Please, please, please, will more people in the (mediocre stream) media begin to start digging into the Liar in Chief’s background and see what he is all about, ALREADY?

  • interestedobserver2

    And the hits just keep coming. Let’s see, wiretapping AP, using the IRS as thugs, ignoring the desperate cries for help from Benghazi and then telling us “what does it matter?”, targeting veterans as “domestic terrorist threats.” Can’t wait to see what tomorrow’s major scandal will be. These makes Teapot Dome and Watergate look like tiddlywinks — most corrupt and evil administration in the history of the nation. Yep Obama, your “legacy” is clear.

  • Biggus_Footus

    Those in the press that have abandoned journalism for hot, panting, sweaty puppy love are now finding out that they were and are nothing more than useful idiots, tools, and roadies for the rock star in chief. He doesn’t care about them – he never has. They’re a cheap date and an easy score for a player like O.

  • rcn

    When you make a deal with the devil (even if he’s a look-a-like from a mini-series), realize you’re the jr. partner…..

  • DUZ185

    “Better put some ice on that” WJC

  • dinkerduo

    Jesus–Jesus–Jesus–if you’re coming back–would you please HURRY–we can’t take it anymore!

    Finally Obama’s true colors (just a figure of speech) are showing and it’s about time!

    Bowing to the Saudi king! Doubled over–even!

    Shunning Queen Elizabeth–Ben. Netanyahu–giving back the bust of Churchill

    Billions wasted on supposed “green energy”! Bankrupt?–or money into campaign coffers

    Fast and Furious–gun running into Mex. (2500 OF THEM) to trace straw buyers –WHAT?–25 would have done that not 2500–or did they go to al Qaeda already in Mexico.

    Benghazi–Amb. & aid slated to be murdered by al Qaeda to cover for munition running out of Libya–on ships to Turkey–then down to Syrian rebels who are al Qaeda–that’s why no standard security let alone extra security given and a STAND DOWN ORDER/s to send help WHEN THE ATTACK BEGAN–WHY?!?

    IRS targeting and denying tax exempt status awhile BEFORE THE 2012 ELECTION TO CERTAIN RELIGIOUS OR CONSERVATIVE GROUPS so he’d win!

    AP records–phone and emails TAPPED for political reasons? Again so he’d win?!? Remember Watergate–same o–same o! Stealing is stealing be it in person or by electronics but FOR THE SAME REASON! Whether Nixon knew those guys were going to break in to the Dem. headquarters or not–no proof did–but he did cover it up–he thought it’s hurt the country–but cover up none the less! COVER UPs?–HUUMM

    And LYING TO CONGRESS IS AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE OR AT LEAST A PROSECUTABLE OFFENCE!

    AND HILLARY DID JUST THAT AND SO DID ERIC HOLDER!

    PRESIDENT OBAMA NEEDS TO BE PUT UNDER OATH TO ANSWER QUESTIONS AND BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!

  • Vox_Clams

    If they grabbed a few records of a few AP reporters, what do you suppose they did to Fox? And why did they do this secretly, why didn’t they just use the same passwords that the AP reporters give them so that they can edit the AP stories?

  • reddecaesari

    next stop? reuterville!

  • Misanthrope

    The AP’s just being obstructionist fascists.
    The AP doesn’t NEED to have ALL its communications be confidential; and the government’s only looking at SOME of the correspondence. I’m sure 90% of Americans agree this policy is simply commonsense, and makes us all safer.
    It’s worth it if it saves one life.
    Suck on that, you lamestream traitors.

  • sinclairobamatruluv

    Must have been a misunderstanding…the AP wanted Obama to “bugger” them.

  • Gary

    It was date rape. Here’s what’s funny, they dated him knowing he was a rapist. Isn’t that a giggle?