Conspiracy kook Alex Jones says he’s ready to break the “biggest Bilderberg news ever.” Or is that just what they want you to believe? Hmmmm?

We expect the big news will look a little something like this:

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More Alex Jones gems on the vilemonkey YouTube channel.

  • tony30088

    LOL!! I knew ol’ Alex would be good for a laugh someday. Thanks Twitchy

  • ZoriahShepard

    Proof that I’m sane – I could only stomach a minute of that video.

    • Justin Jurek

      I must not be sane then, because i was able to stomach the whole thing. Course, I thought Captain Kook was good for a laugh.

    • FeralFemale

      I only got to 13 seconds. I’m saner than you are…neener neener neener!

      • ZoriahShepard

        LOL 😛

  • LinTaylor

    This just in, the US government is hiding an alien spaceship at Area 51, and won’t reveal it to the public until Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum use it to save humanity from an invasion by city-destroying special effects.

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  • Jack Deth

    The Bilderbergers are bringing back “New Coke”?

    Oh, the Hugh Manatee!!!

  • Spatial Awareness

    1:36……… That’s all I could take…… O.o

  • Evil Otto

    We’re though the looking glass here, people.

  • Harry A

    alex jones is too funny….until you remember there are thousands of people that take this guy seriously.

    • Ben Bollman

      What’s even scarier is that there are a few on here that do.

  • John (it true me am)

    At “giant pedophile armies with nuclear weapons” I just burst out laughing uncontrollably.

    • Jack Deth

      “Sharks with FREAKIN’ Lasers!”

      I thing the giant pedophile army reference was aimed at the UN. Not that they would stand a chance against armed citizens here.

  • Achilles

    “All Americans will have brain chips.” Sounds tasty. A little salsa. Some Coronas. Not too shabby.

    • VotingForZombieReagan2016

      Zombie Reagan says, “Brains chips…YUM!!’

  • Ben Bollman

    This man is mentally deranged, I put him in the same category as Ron Paul. He even had a picture of Paul in the background of one of those clips.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Ron Paul is one of his favorite guests, and Alex is one of Ron’s favorite hosts. He hasn’t ridiculed Paul like most other conservative talking heads.

      • Ben Bollman

        Well of course they are pals, they believe in the same batsh-t crazy philosophies and theories.

        • John (it true me am)

          What’s really depressing to me is that I recently found out Andrew Napolitano is a 9/11 truther and in the Jones-Paul club. I’d always liked Napolitano. :/ I don’t get Fox Business here so can’t speak from personal knowledge but apparently Jones is a regular on his show even.

          But yeah. The Ron Paul/Alex Jones relationship is cast in stone. If they were teenage girls they’d be, like, totally BFFs. One of the many reasons Ron Paul’s cult is as bad as Obama’s.

      • It’s Dumplins!


  • Frank Drebin

    I knew a guy years ago who was both paranoid and dyslexic. Yeah, he would tell me that on his darkest days he would get this odd feeling that he was following someone.

    • John (it true me am)

      You know what they say, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you aren’t out to get them.

    • ldwaddell

      That’s funny.

  • It’s Dumplins!

    Could it be the baby flavored pepsi and golden foil coated baby roasts that Jones swears they consume?

    Yes, Jones claimed the put real babies in pepsi because they love the taste.

    And you think that’s crazy?? He has the documents to prove it! But sadly only he gets to see those documents.

    • Charlotta Jones

      Bottom line: There are no aborted embryonic or fetal cells in any of PepsiCo’s final products.

      BUT: Aborted cells are used in the development of artificial
      flavor enhancers by biotech company Senomyx, with which PepsiCo signed a four-year, $30 million agreement in 2010 for research and development. No Pepsi products containing Senonymx flavor enhancers should be expected until 2013.

      Senomyx’s disputed cell line is HEK-293, derived from the kidney
      cells of an aborted baby. We could go into the weeds at this point, but
      Wikipedia offers an easy explanation:

      Senomyx develops patented flavor enhancers by using
      “proprietary taste receptor-based assay systems.” These receptors are
      made from HEK293. HEK stands for Human Embryonic Kidney cells. These
      cells, which were cloned, originally came from healthy, electively
      aborted human embryos. Using information from the human genome sequence,
      Senomyx has identified hundreds of taste receptors and currently owns
      113 patents on their discoveries.

      • It’s Dumplins!

        Okay, first of all that is disgusting and should be illegal if it is even true. Second off, Jones said “babies are being added to pepsi for flavoring” and dead Chinese babies are being injected into women’s lips and a thousand other crack pot conspiracy nonsense that I will not even list.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          You didn’t hear that segment on Rush Limbaugh, where he talked about the nutrition supplement capsule scandal in China, where they microwaved aborted fetuses, ground them into powder, put them in capsules and marketed them as an herbal supplement? It was a while ago, and I can’t find the transcript, but I could swear Rush talked about it.

          • It’s Dumplins!

            That was interesting story, don’t know who the International Business Times is, but what do baby stamina capsules have to do with baby flavored pepsi? How does that prove the Bilderburger group thinks it’s cool to drink babies?

      • Ben Bollman

        Sorry but going to need more proof than Wikipedia.

    • ldwaddell

      Kinda like Joseph Smith and his golden tablets eh? Or Obama and his real birth certificate. Snark

  • Charlotta Jones

    Bilderberger founder, Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands was a Nazi member in WW2

  • Charlotta Jones

    and a lot more on teh nefarious activities of the Bilderbergers here-political, financial, massacres, etc

  • Just Another Guy

    Oh geeze. Not that sometimes he doesn’t bring to light something…but then, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.

    • IceColdTroll

      Oh that’s an instant classic!

    • Ben Bollman

      Alex Jones would just say this is proof lizard people exist. Don’t encourage him.

  • It’s Dumplins!

    Jones: “It’s cool to drink babies.”

  • BobVa112

    Wow, that guy is crazy.

  • BobVa112

    Wow, that guy is crazy.

  • IceColdTroll

    Is this one of the loons who thinks Queen Elizabeth is a shapeshifting iguana?

  • God Bless America

    No matter what,,, he was awesome when he verbally beat the shit out of Piers Morgan over gun rights!

  • Expat61

    I didn’t watch it all knowing that this guy is a loon. But my question is: Is he a loon to make you stop believing in conspiracies? Does he actually work for the Bilderberg-Trilateral Commission-Illuminati to make you think that he is crazy for pointing out they exist, making you think they don’t exist, but they really do! Just sayin’ . . . . If you have watched the Sicilian on the Princess Bride, you know what I mean.

  • Daniel Medicis

    Sad thing is, I’d believe Alex Jones before I’d believe my government.

  • bussybeez33

    What if he’s right?