Beautiful and meme-tastic! It’s funny ’cause it’s true. Thanks for that, Sen. Cruz.

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/332489168607379456

  • Gary Mathis

    A worthless know nothing trying to bask in Perry’s light.

    • PainterB

      Why is that?

      • http://twitter.com/texasps Paula

        He was talking about Obama

        • PainterB

          Thanks Paula. It makes sense now. Where are my bifocals?

          • Bob Richards

            This conversation is almost as good as the graphic.

          • truebeliever101

            @PainterB:disqus Don’t feel bad. The statement was ambiguous, and judging from the 44 down arrows, you aren’t the only one who took it wrong.

        • Turd Burglestein

          I’d say based on his previous posts that he is definitely referring to the loser-in-chief 0bama

    • BoscoBolt

      Well, I certainly hope that you are referring to obama and not to Ted Cruz.

      • Karil McL

        Senator Ted Cruz! Now there is a REAL MAN! I don’t think he fears anybody, and will even question G-d if he does not understand His will.

        • Red Fred

          Ted Cruz, unimpressed with the old guard, and tripping them up at every turn, BECAUSE he’s a Conservative Constitutionalist, educated at Princeton University and Harvard Law School, It’s rather sad that our side is trying to poke the bear too. It’s not good to poke the bear. I keep noticing 3 names voting consistently against what is not good for this nation. Paul, Cruz, & Lee.

    • Clete Torres

      Don’t be so hard on yourself, Gary. With study and practice, you might do well.

    • Clayton Grant

      That’s no way to talk about your President!

      • http://madamescherzo.tumblr.com/ Mme Scherzo

        It is one of many ways to talk about our President.

      • SpinMeNot

        Oh, please, don’t tempt me to talk about him like I do when my grand-daughter tells me I need to put $20.00 into the “grandpa is using bad words” jar …

      • liberalssuck

        Actually, I thought he was to kind to that POS. I really thought Carter was bad, Carter doesn’t have crap on this Kenyan! ole Barry will go down as the worst community organizer on the planet.

        • Guest

          I sense a little anger …

          • liberalssuck

            What anger?

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

      So worthless, in fact, that some guy named Gary had to whine about him.

      Edit/update: you might want to be clear who you’re referring to, Gary.

    • http://disqus.com/ Peter Mullen

      Obama doesn’t deserve to wipe Perry’s ass.

      • jnstrawn

        Sure he does.

        • akcaliswag

          With is tongue…

    • $7610427

      You hit that Obama nail square on the head, Gary! Good job…

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Yes, and Cruz will continue to expose Obama’s profiteering from the accomplishments of his better’s. Obama didn’t build Texas’ success!! Tell ’em, Ted!

    • http://twitter.com/HotRodFan899 Gary Freeman

      We have a worthless know nothing in the White House, but you guys worship him. Cruz has shown he’s far more competent than Obama, Reid, and Pelosi combined.

      • Karil McL

        You got that right! Sen. Cruz has integrity and honesty on his side. A winning combination. BHO has death, dark, dishonesty, deceit, distortion on his. Even the nasty flies land on him!

    • Okie_pastor

      You need to put Obama in the front of that senctence. I know what you mean but it sounds like you’re talking about Ted Cruz.

    • Pepper Anderson

      You are sooo right. Obama is completely worthless and a liar to boot.

    • Lady 12

      Hey guys, I’m fairly sure he meant Obama!

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

        I agree, but I let my original comment stand because his was still on the whiny side.

      • Karil McL

        Read it correctly and you will read he was talking about the WORTHLESS OBAMA.

    • BlueGood

      Here’s What O’Bam Bam knows about creating Jobs….

      2,298 GREEN JOBS @ the Low Low cost of only $ 11.45 MILLION PER JOB…

      THANK GOD he did not reach his stated goal of 5 Million Green Jobs….

      H/T – breitbart.com

      • OLLPOH

        BlueGood not to upstage you, here is some other real Obama Accomplishments which We The TaxPayer are paying for:

        Obama Green Energy Jobs Failures
        Owed To U.S. Taxpayers Due To Systemic Government Finance Failure
        Total = $10,281,160,981.00

        Update: 4/8/2013>>> http://cnsnews.com/blog/joe-schoffstall/another-solar-company-cant-take-heat-closes-despite-10-million-stimulus <<<

        Notice: If not depicted Bankrupt then Business in Default
        A123 Systems-Bankrupt
        $279,000,000.00
        Abound Solar-Bankrupt
        $379,000,000.00
        AES’s subsidiary Eastern Energy
        $17,100,000.00
        Amonix
        $5,000,000.00
        Azure Dynamics-Bankrupt
        $5,400,000.00
        Babcock and Brown
        $178,000,000.00
        Beacon Power-Bankrupt
        $69,000,000.00
        Brightsource
        $1,600,000,000.00
        ECOtality
        $126,200,000.00
        EnerDel’s subsidiary Ener1-Bankrupt
        $118,500,000.00
        Energy Conversion Devices-Bankrupt
        $13,300,000.00
        Evergreen Solar-Bankrupt
        $24,000,000.00
        First Solar
        $1,000,460,000.00
        Fisker Automotive
        $529,000,000.00
        GreenVolts
        $500,000.00
        Johnson Controls
        $299,000,000.00
        LG Chem’s subsidiary Compact Power
        $151,000,000.00
        LSP Energy
        $2,100,000,000.00
        Konarka Technologies Inc.-Bankrupt
        $20,000,000.00
        Mascoma Corp.
        $100,000,000.00
        Mountain Plaza, Inc.
        $2,000,000.00
        National Renewable Energy Lab
        $200,000,000.00
        Navistar
        $39,000,000.00
        Nevada Geothermal
        $98,500,000.00
        Nordic Windpower
        $16,000,000.00-Bankrupt
        Olsen’s Crop Service and Olsen’s Mills Acquisition Company
        $10,000,000.00
        Range Fuels-Bankrupt
        $80,000,000.00
        Raser Technologies-Bankrupt
        $33,000,000.00
        Satcon-Bankrupt
        $3,000,000.00
        Schneider Electric-Bankrupt
        $86,000,000.00
        Solyndra-Bankrupt
        $535,000,000.00
        SpectraWatt-Bankrupt
        $500,000,000.00
        Stirling Energy Systems-Bankrupt
        $7,000,000.00
        SunPower
        $1,500,000,000.00
        Thompson River Power-Bankrupt
        $6,500,000.00
        UniSolar
        $100,000,000.00
        Vestas
        $50,000,000.00
        Willard and Kelsey Solar Group-Bankrupt
        $700,981.00

      • SpinMeNot

        ah, I love to see that at least the progressives continue with their invincible, willful ignorance … somebody voted you down for posting factual information …

        wow, turns out we are getting stupider rather than smarter.

      • liberalssuck

        Yea and look at the tab we are paying for failed companies. that money made a lot of obozo donors and friends lots of cash, while folks lost their jobs.

    • Karil McL

      The “worthless one” will take credit for Perry’s successes in Texas. He cannot and will not stand to be UPSTAGED by a man whom he considers a lessor sort.

    • ForTheRepublic

      Sorry for all the downvotes. Posts like this need clarification.

    • jnstrawn

      Worthless know nothing is quite complimentary to Obama.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Obama showing up to talk about jobs is like Kermit Gosnell showing up to talk about child rearing.

      • Eddie

        This comment is suitable for framing !!!!

    • Jeremy

      I hope you are talking about Obama 😛

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    A W E S O M E! XD

  • A. DAILEY

    POTUS TED CRUZ

  • Bgoulette

    Ad hominem attacks completely ignoring Cruz’s point? Nice to see the frothing liberals have arrived…

    Idiots.

    • catb55

      They are just like Obama … “all hat and no cattle” … as they say in Texas.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Kaboys. They think Gilly’s is where it’s at.

      • Okie_pastor

        If Obama has his way, that will describe all of Texas!

    • Todd Hill

      You know that you’ve struck a nerve when the trolls react to truth in
      such a hysterical fashion. I guess the next thing the trolls will say is
      that the jobs issues in the US are ‘old news.’

      • truebeliever101

        Don’t you remember, they’re still George Bush’s fault.

      • Susan

        C’mon, Job issues? “That happened a long time ago”.

  • no good deed

    It would be great if he came for a lesson instead of thinking he came to teach.

    • Clete Torres

      He’d claim to forget his pencil and then skip off to the bathroom to hide until class was over.

      • aPLWBinAK

        He would claim that Bush stole his pencil.

      • Nurse56

        While he smoked some weed.

  • MJ Pauls

    Just RT’d that to our employees in the WH & his flunkies at OFA. 😀

  • BlahBlah

    I will LOL all day at this and probably send it to everyone I know.

    One suggestion though – Obama’s text should really be in lolcat. IM IN UR TXS 2 LAZER FOCUS ON UR JOBZ

  • BlahBlah

    Also, this is the key with narcissists – things that outright unhinge them are 1. ignoring them and 2. poking fun at them. It appears that Mr. Cruz there knows it. Completely priceless. He wins internet for the whole month.

  • DanStlMo

    Obama in a cowboy hat reminds me of the saying “All hat and no cattle”

    • BlahBlah

      Hey what about Moochelle!

    • Clete Torres

      I think you mean ‘ass-hat and no cattle.’

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Assless-chaps and no cattle?

    • Orlando Cee

      More like “Brokeback Mountain.”

      • SpinMeNot

        Oh nice, bring Reggie Love into the …

        What? sorry, my bad …

    • SpinMeNot

      I would like to see him re-enact that scene from Blazing settles when Clevon Little puts a gun to his own head and says, “Anyone moves and the *blank* gets it”.

      I’d be up and running toward him as fast as my bum leg could get me there.

  • IronButterfly

    Cruz should be at the airport wearing a pair of big Obama ears and a Mariachi band playing behind him.

    • Squirrel!

      Playing La Cukaracha (sp?)!

      • Karil McL

        Yep, the COCK-ROACH has arrived to tell Texas how its done..the worthless BHO way!

    • Dee

      I almost just peed a little!

  • ChelieinTX

    I am SO thankful I got to vote for Senator Cruz!

  • Junie3

    Why does Odrama always press his lips together? Does he think it makes him look like he knows what he is talking about? Laughable.

    • Mead

      All people look normal until you start taking frames of them in action. You can make anyone at all look like anything you want, given enough recorded images. We don’t notice the fleeting screwball faces when they’re ‘live’ because our brains filter all that out. It’s really not anything to get hyped up on, like I said, everyone can look dumb in everyday life if you cherry-pick frames. You, me, everyone.

      • Junie3

        I’m sorry I stepped on your fraud messiah. Look at his videos, he presses his lips together, pauses, sticks his nose up in the air, looks side to side, then finishes the sentence. He’s coached on everything, just like Hillary, Biden. They all have acting and speech coaches. from the Clinton era error.

        • Mead

          Don’t be an ass. I don’t like Obama either, but do you even remember all the dumb pictures of… every single politician ever?

          I didn’t attack you, do me the same courtesy. There’s a time and a place for outrage, but silly pictures of people is not worth raging about. It happens every day.

      • Hiraghm

        True, everyone can look dumb in everyday life.
        But it’s easier when you ARE dumb.

    • SJ’s Dad

      That’s his:
      “And this time I mean it!”
      Face;-)

    • luke

      cause he hates the color purple

      • ForTheRepublic

        What are color people? That sounds like an enemy I fought in Fable 3. You know the Red, Yellow, and Blue enemies in Murgo’s snowglobe? Yeah.

        Edit: Apologies. Must have misread your post.

  • rm1evo

    The libs little noggins are going to like zits.

  • GHerblabnik

    Ah, yes…the typical sound you hear from inside Obama’s head when asked about doing anything beneficial for our country….

  • I M Free

    i bet another green jobs for texas…whoa, what?!

  • Jack Deth

    Texas doesn’t do Green Jobs.

    It’s a Texas and hereditary thing. And Texas likes to make honest money!

    • michael s

      I suppose enron was honest texas money.I suppose sharpstown was honest texas money.I suppose Hill County Farms was honest texas money. can i go on?

      • Hiraghm

        That’s 3. you have at least 8 to go to catch up with the dishonest money Obama’s cronies made off of “green energy” boondoggles, alone.

      • http://twitter.com/Dan1231 Walter Sobchak

        At least Texas didn’t give half a billion dollars to any of them like Obunghole did to his bundlers at Solyndra.

      • Jack Deth

        Really???

        That’s the best you can come up with?

        Jeebus!

        At least narrow down and focus your Google and Wiki searches to this century!

  • Bemani Dog

    A simpler and more apt response to the visit: “YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT!”

    • michael s

      still propping up your failed mantra.

      • mickeyco

        Actually, Michael, it’s Obama’s failed mantra.

        • michael s

          your side took it and ran with it. literally made that central to your failed republican presidential convention.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    .@SenTedCruz LIVIN’ RENT FREE ==> michael s

  • Joe W.

    Every single day I become more proud of my TEXAS Senator, Ted Cruz……… The man has BALLZ & brains…………a rarity in the Senate…

  • Lienathan

    Unless Obama is going down there to ask for advice, I don’t see much point in the visit.

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    And they said POTUS was the one who had social media down pat. Move over, POTUS, Senator Cruz has just blazed past you for the win!!

    • michael s

      really who has more facebook friends? i thought so who has more twitter followers? i thought so.

      • Clete Torres

        Because, like, social media followers are the one TRUE test of who is right.
        Pathetic, even from an LIV.

      • Dee

        Hmmm, My mother, sister, father-in law, mother-in- law, and my husband are just a few of MANY that come to mind as people I know for sure have no FB page, twitter, etc. Hence, they can’t “follow” or “like” anyone, dufus! You really want to base a politician’s popularity on how many tweens, felons, and many additional who cannot vote, but can certainly can start a page?

      • Karil McL

        Oh for pete’s sake Michael, get a grip! How immature to compare FB and twitter followers. One can buy followers. Quality means more than quantity. Some of us follow BHO because we despise him and want to keep track of his insanity.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        You must have missed the article that said most of his followers were fake. You did, didn’t you.

  • SJ’s Dad

    Obama? . . to Texas?!?!?! . .
    TO TALK JOBS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    That’s a DOOZY! . . . oh wait.

  • pndlumswing

    Cruz and Gowdy… they have had my attention for some time! Great Americans!

  • Sonya A. Willis

    Several little butt hurt ObotZombies are whining about this. Can’t handle their Precious being taken to task. Hehhehehe

  • MSM

    My dad needed to drive near Manor today. I warned him about this visit and he was like “dang”. Traffic nightmare. As if Austin traffic wasn’t bad enough…

    My dad knows one of the teachers at Manor New Tech. Given that guy’s politics he’s probably beside himself at the chance to meet Obama.

    My dad, however, is just groaning at the traffic he’ll have to go through.

    btw, awesome zing by Ted Cruz.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Just another reason why Ted Cruz is one of the few people that can get me excited about the GOP nowadays.

  • climate3

    And THAT is why no one takes Michelle Malkin or any of your silly asses at Twitchy seriously.

    • comfypaws

      psst you’re at Twitchy, seriously.

    • walterc

      Because Senator Cruz tweeted a zinger about the Won? Oh I get it, you think Malkin and Twitchy are part of the LSM that doesn’t do reports that portray Obama in a negative light. No, they actually report what is happening in the world.

    • MSM

      Oh, but they take Daily Kos, Beyonce, Jay Z, Dennis Rodman, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert seriously…

      Which sadly is true. Jon Stewart is treated as a serious news source by most of my liberal friends *facepalm*.

      Dude, I hate to break it to you. This was a zing. A joke. Who said it was supposed to be taken seriously?

      I think you’re the one taking it too seriously.

      Deep breathes. Relax.

    • Clete Torres

      Were you saying something? I dozed off there.

    • barney59

      Low-Info voter alert! I’m sure you think Van Jones is a patriot!

  • bittman

    Maybe Obama is going to TX to learn how to create jobs.

    • barney59

      Mr. Chicago wouldn’t know how to create a job if it slapped him in the face.

  • copperpeony

    Whatever Obama does, there is an evil ulterior motive behind it. Put on your kevlar vest @SenTedCruz. We don’t want to lose you.

  • radicallyalyssa

    I hear about Cruz’s potential bid for ’16. Is this possible considering he was born in Canada? Am I mistaken about his birthplace, or am I not understanding the rules about the presidency, which I thought I’ve understood since like, 6th grade?

    Thanks!

    • Sharkteeth

      No problem we will just rig up a fake social security number.

      • Clete Torres

        I mean, it’s not like it hasn’t been done before…

    • Hiraghm

      Hey, if Obama can be prez, anybody can.

      • Kyle Bradelle

        True dat. But in that case, I’m holding out for Bibi Netanyahu.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1105244459 Jen Zordan

      His mother was a US citizen. That makes him Natural Born even if it’s on foreign soil.

      • radicallyalyssa

        Ok, thank you!

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Same with Romney, as he was born in Mexico. My eldest brother was born in Germany, in ’68. He’s a US citizen, my dad was stationed in Germany during Vietnam.

          • radicallyalyssa

            And thank you! They need to explain that in school…

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Kinda startin’ to feel sorry for former President Obama.

  • BenY

    Go Ted! A patriot with guts to tell it like it is. No PC crap in Ted’s veins.

  • B D

    What a dumb ass Cruz is… OHHHHHH CANADAAAAAAA

    Go back to Canada ehhhh ???

  • Drew Humberd

    You guys have a super low bar for “hilarious.”

    • MSM

      And what do you find funny? Family Guy? Patriot Dad? SNL (these days)?

      Yo Momma so fat jokes?

      • Drew Humberd

        Not particularly, but all of those things are funnier than cheezburger-style humor as a result of tax dollars. Admit it; if OFA did an image like this one of one of Twitchy’s “heroes” you’d be absolutely livid.

        edit: yo momma so fat she became republican governor of new jersey

        • MSM

          “If OFA did an image…”

          No, I wouldn’t. I have a sense of humor. It’s my own.

          What I did find offensive was a Sacramento Bee cartoonist mocking the dead in West, Texas. That offended me.

          But mocking national figures. Not really. They chose to be in the public eye. It’s a part of the job, but the West, Texas victims. Hey, that was sick.

          Most of my friends are liberal and I’ve saw plenty of Romney jokes. I didn’t go on any tirade of “OH, NO YOU DIDN’T” I just kinda poked back whimsically. We all laughed in the end.

          There is a difference between mean humor (trying to tear someone’s self-esteem apart) and just poking at them.

          I mean do you think Obama looks on Twitchy and goes, “OMG, Ted Cruz said that? I’m gonna go cry now”

          If he does, then yeah maybe Ted Cruz should stop. And maybe Obama is not cut out for politics…

          I don’t know why you expect me to be hurt about a poke at Chris Christie? I’m not from New Jersey. I don’t really care.

          Besides, I have republicans I enjoy a good mocking of (DICK CHENEY). <— can't stand him.

          Look, I hated American Pie. Thought it was an awful movie, but many of my friends in college thought it was hilarious. I'll never get their sense of humor and I don't try. It just wasn't for me.

          If this wasn't for you. Fine. But it's not your right to decide what's funny and what isn't.

          edit: yo momma so fat people thought she was Michael Moore.

          • Drew Humberd

            I’m not saying it’s wrong to mock public figures. I’m just saying, as I originally said, that this is a low bar for humor. The Marco Rubio water bottle jokes wore thin for me pretty quickly. I’m not saying this is mean. I’m saying it’s stupid and pretty unworthy of an elected official.

            yo mamma so slutty, rush limbaugh was able to talk about her honestly

          • Kyle Bradelle

            If this is you trying to be funny, dude, you need more practice. Do you see what you did with your last statement? You admit Rush speaks truth. Why so Freudian? 😉

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Trying is the operative term. Trying isn’t always succeeding.

          • Drew Humberd

            It’s entirely appropriate that Twitchy is “twitchy” about comments that violate their agenda. :)

          • Karil McL

            “I mean do you think Obama looks on Twitchy and goes, “OMG, Ted Cruz said that? I’m gonna go cry now”
            LMAO..Yep! If he read it, that is exactly what he did….unless he accidentaly put on his big boy pants.

        • Clete Torres

          Correction: the Democrat-Lite™ governor of New Jersey.

          • Drew Humberd

            I realize that Christie doesn’t follow the letter of Republican politics, but in no way is the man anything close to a Democrat. He’s the maverick John McCain used to pretend to be. Whether or not you (or I) see that as worthwhile is certainly up for debate, and whether he’s good for either party is similarly debatable, but it’s true regardless.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          I highly doubt that putting this meme together cost the taxpayers anything.

          • Drew Humberd

            That’s an interesting doubt considering that Mr. Cruz is a public employee, paid by taxpayer dollars.

  • Turd Burglestein

    He flew down to tell Texas “they didn’t build that”

    • SpinMeNot

      I fully expect him to stop by the Alamo and berate Texans for contributing to the violence in Mexico …

  • Sharkteeth

    I am really looking forward to watching this mans career. The only jobs Obama has created reside in the firearms industry and he created those jobs unintentionally.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tucker-Latham/100003799320251 Tucker Latham

    I think I might have been happier to be a Texan once. Oh yeah, that was when Cruz was elected. Nope, this tops it. 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-DeBeaubien/100000009650557 Scott DeBeaubien

    Way to go Senator!

    You know, I thought of something recently. Our President, before he
    was a Senator, was a “Community Organizer.” That means he essentially
    worked for one of those ACORN like organizations. His job there: To help
    folks get free stuff, Welfare, Medicare, Food Stamps and Free or
    Affordable Housing. When he became President – he just carried on doing
    what he was trained to do.

  • http://twitter.com/FoxieNews Debbie

    I too love him more every day, this is awesome!!!

  • yacope

    LOVE it!

  • r_coplin2001

    Isnt Ted Cruz the person that Harry Reid called a bully?I have one thing to say to Ted Cruz keep it up for going after the the liberal Democrats like Harry Reid and President Obama.

  • D3LN3GRO

    and he used Impact in all caps! thank God!

  • RememberSekhmet

    I got all y’all beat! I was on the floor of the 2012 Texas GOP convention waving a Cruz sign. My moonbat dad doesn’t like Cruz. I say Cruz makes all the right people mad, and that’s good enough for me

  • neoface

    Not sure why Oblamer went to Texas, that state is run by republican governor, they have a lot of jobs, I believe that state is in the black. Oblamer needs to go to Chicago, California, New York, so many others run by democraptic governor, they really need jobs and those states are in debt big time like this country. Better yet Oblamer why don’t you stay in D.C. for a change and do your job. You got the job already, there is no need for you to campaign any more, just do what you are paid to do. Ineptitude-in-chief!!!!

  • jnstrawn

    President Cruz; has a nice ring to it.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Hilarious!

  • Marcus Cicero

    The Blowhard went to the only place in Texas where he feels comfortable, The Peoples’ Republic of Austin.

    • barney59

      Obumbler, hangin’ out with the unwashed nose-ring crowd.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    I’m moving next door to Texas just so he can be my Senator.

    For all of the Marxist-Socialist putsch that has been forced on this country over the last 5 years, there is a wave of Constitutional conservatism that is building across this great country. Former president Obama should start packing his bags.

    • oconnellc

      Ha. I get it. You called him ‘Former president’ when he is still president. That’s what makes it funny. Cause it’s funny.

  • Emma Duncan

    BTW thanks to Rick Perry, there are 15 jobs at a fertilizer plant opening up…oh wait…nevermind.

    • Marcus Cicero

      BTW, the way, the inspections at the plant were the EPA’s and OSHA’s responsibilty. Seems Obumphuck’s feds dropped the ball, and didn’t do any inspections.

    • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

      Still better than Obama’s record.

    • SpinMeNot

      oh, very nice … and there are 4 couples looking to adopt a baby in Philly …

      oh … wait … nevermind.

      Well done Emma, let me hand you your “Useful Idiot” clubcard. You can get a special bonus on your EBT card with it, so don’t lose it.

      • susiepuma

        Actually, these are ‘useless’ idiots for the progs – they will be discarded just as easily as they were assimilated into the prog borg – they are used and discarded – too bad……… actually, I don’t feel bad at all – they reap what they sow….

    • WestHoustonGeo

      Make some Boston jokes, why don’t you!
      Jackass

  • Michelle

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Dear Texas – THANK YOU for putting Ted Cruz in my Congress!

  • OLLPOH

    Thank you Senator!
    Too bad we don’t have more of you all over America!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    KING OBAMA IS A FINK! DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!! Jawamax 8<{D} #RightWard

  • Peyton

    Cruz, Cruz He’s our Man, If Obama can’t do it, then surely Ted Can

  • salvagesalvage

    Once again wingnuts try and fail at humour.

    And for the record, that’s not a “zing”, you can’t zing someone you’re not actually talking to.

    • Kenai

      How about, ‘All hat and no jobs’?

    • AZWarrior

      Yeah, you left WINGNUTS seem to have that “HUMOUR” deficiency gene thing going on there. Like when you got all mental and posted this rant about the phone company.

      “You know who the real villains is? The bastard that invented the telephone! Think about all the criminals who used them to make drug deals and plot murders. Yet Mr Bell Is a hero to all when he should be burnt in effigy once a year for the misery he has spread with his infernal talky-to machine!”

      • salvagesalvage

        AHAHAHAHHAHAH!

        OH WINGNUT! You prove my point with such eloquence it drops the jaw.

        The context of that post was what made it funny, see it was satirizing the idea of blaming the Bittorrent application creators for the abuse of their software by “pirates”.

        Just as Bell (not the company the man, it’s adorable that you didn’t even understand that!) can’t be held responsible for the phone being used for nefarious purposes.

        See? It’s like wingnuts are dyslexic when it comes to comedy, the jokes just get jumbled around their brain making them very cross and confused.

        • AZWarrior

          I see from your postings that you have personal issues and are hurting. I hope you will help yourself and read the link below. Remember, the first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

          http://psychology.about.com/od/personalitydisorders/a/narcissisticpd.htm

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          I see someone has an issue recognizing sarcasm.

          • salvagesalvage

            Yes, wingnuts also don’t get that as well.

  • http://www.onEye1.com/ JamieD

    Cruz is the kind of Senator that I THOUGHT Rubio was.

  • barney59

    I have just become a Cruz-Fan.

  • OLLPOH

    Giddy up Senator! Thank You!

  • Mary

    Why is he in Texas fundraising…again? He and Hillary should have sat in on the Benghazi hearings; they may have learned something.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      They already knew everything and chose to cover it up. What else is there for them to learn?

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Computer, meet my new desktop image.

  • Paul Woodman

    all hat,no jobs

  • KayGee

    “Hold up, what do you know about America?”

  • Wayne Swanson

    Just incase you didn’t know, Obozo, anytime you visit somewhere, they close roads for miles in every direction so you don’t have to mingle with us “bitter clingers”

    Thanks for screwing up traffic for the whole city for the whole freaking day while you were busy “advocating” and stuff.

    Next time, be “Green” and telecommute, eh?

  • flamengo1265

    I’m still trying to find out which community this guy organized.

    • Terry in GA

      Chicago — and see how that went?