Yes, gestation.

On Tuesday night, logic-challenged Meghan McCain, like, totally tweeted, “Any republican that voted for Mark Sanford in South Carolina but is against gay marriage is an unbelievable hypocrite.” When conservatives pushed back, she … well … bless her precious heart:

Meggie’s night in a nutshell:

The tweet is gone, but not forgotten. Say it with us now: Twitchy is forever!

Meggie, of course, was for Sanford before she was again’ ‘im.

And dear ol’ dad not only cheated on wife number one, but Sen. John McCain opposes gay marriage and his PAC reportedly sent $2,500 to Sanford for Congress.

But, y’know, gestation!

Flashback that never gets old:

Don’t disappoint us, Internet!

But the fun’s not over yet. Who’s up for #McCainHaiku? Funny ’cause it’s true:


Does Meggie speak for you? And if she does, what can you do? Here’s a handy flowchart:


Liberal celebs Meghan McCain and Kristin Chenoweth whine about Sanford, gay marriage; Update: Polls show gay marriage not a top concern for most Americans

Meghan McCain: ‘Any Republican who voted for Sanford but is against gay marriage is a hypocrite’; Update: Does McCain consider her dad an ‘unbelievable hypocrite’? Update: Deleted tweet

  • Manny Laureano

    I can’t even figure out what the hell she was trying to say. I can’t come up with a word that fits in place of “gestation” in this context.

    • Seriously?

      That’s because she actually meant gestation. As in, before she was born. I think she realized that might make her pro-life.

      • trixiewoobeans

        Yes! She’s totally saying a “fetus” is a person, Totally!

    • Blake Waymire

      I don’t think anyone can figure it out. Hence the mockery.

    • Spatial Awareness

      @MeghanMcCain <== is not very bright.

      • Sam I. Metler

        Look at her mother and father and it’s not shocking. Blonde jokes were started becasue of women like Meghan.

      • lainer51


    • LisaG

      I think she actually means “gestation” as it is defined, which is hilarious in itself. I’m scratching my head over her use of the word “emoticon” in the YouTube clip someone tweeted, where she refers to an “emoticon of privacy.” What the heck is an emoticon of privacy?? Does she mean “a modicum of privacy?” I strongly suggest that she invest some of her hard-earned (I use that term very loosely) funds in the purchase of a good dictionary and thesaurus. Otherwise, Meg might be on track to out-ditz Jessica Simpson.

      • Brian Roastbeef

        Like, Meggie’s daddy has already bought her a perfectly good dichotomy and tyrannosaurus..

        • LisaG

          Good one…congrats. Not too many people make me laugh-snort. 😉

        • lainer51

          Oh, I thought he bought her a lobotomy.

      • Billie Slash

        Yes,I think the word “modicum”, meaning a modest amount, is what she meant. How she arrived at “emoticon” just means she tweets instead of reading books (surprise!!)

    • Kleverabevera

      Megan McCain in a past life.

      • lainer51

        now that’s a milk-through-the-nose moment!!!!

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  • sharinite

    Megan is indicative of the new “progressive” generation….indoctrinated by her education, friends and she is desprate to “be” someone….she needs recognition and hey, before Twitter, she and her ilk got away with a lot…now the response can be instant by the hundreds. Oh BTW…did she buy her tits?

    • Miss Clairee

      Yeah, I think she bought those……along with that spare tire circling her midriff!

  • $30423294

    She is referring to her 15 minutes of fame being almost over. You know, gestation (=span of development, =growth trajectory).

    Perhaps it hit a little too close to home so she abor — um, she deleted the tweet.

    • JustLikeAnimals


      • robcrawford2

        Nope: 20:01, 20:02, 20:03…

        Never saw a reason for her “fame” in the first place.

      • Brian H (wackobird)


  • socalcon

    “…doing this since my gestation…”
    Best pro-life argument, evah.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      …ONLY if you ‘count’ the survival of liberals…as a ‘success’!?! 😉
      (Although “I agree” with the ‘concept’ of your comment.)

  • therantinggeek

    Gotta love the #McCainHaiku tweets… 😀

  • Clayton Grant

    Where Meghan McCain decides to land on political topics is guesstation.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Hmmm…thought she was a ‘casualty’ of segestation??
      …or was that the “thinking” process…???

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Like, tell me again why she is in the news.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Apparently, she is ‘done’ gestating.
      Now she is prognosticating… 😉

    • Brian H (wackobird)

      I could SWEAR you are twisting your hair!

  • ceemack

    I see a new Chevy Chase vehicle: “National Lampoon’s ‘Gestation'”.

  • kateorjane

    You have to wonder if her parents ever asked her college for a refund.

    • Bob Richards

      No, they had to BUY the college so she could get in.

  • Jack Deth

    Meggie Mac plummets
    into the Line of Fire and
    screams like a chicken!

    Memo to Meggie:
    If you make noise. You draw fire.
    That’s how the game is played.

    Meggie Mac shouldn’t
    play with thinks she does not “Grok”.
    It invites abuse.

  • Ben Bollman

    I think everyone drops a few IQ points when they read a Meghan McCain tweet.

    • Brian H (wackobird)

      And to combat that…… soil temps going up? Planting soon?

  • 912er

    Alot of those babies being aborted would have turned out to be gay…Why does Meghan McCain hate gay people?

    • Dee


  • bicentennialguy

    Poor thing. All her mother’s money and she’s still fat.

    • Corey Dennison

      Well, doctors can suck the fat out nowadays; but unfortunately, the stoopid remains.

  • jfitzy55

    Sometimes stereotypes are true. And, I guess there is no need to ask the question whether the carpet and the drapes match.

  • I M Free

    Republicans voted for Sanford are anti-gay and hypocrites – $10
    Republicans are crazy, extremists scare me – $20
    I’ve been doing this since my gestation – PRICELESS!!!!

  • NRPax

    So basically, she’s Alia Atreides and was born self-aware? DUDE! That’s so cool!

  • keyboard jockey

    I think her parent’s should intervene. If she’s abusing some illicit substance they should get her help.

    • Brian H (wackobird)

      The law of Darwin…….let it be.

  • Bob Richards

    “Emoticon of respect”. Heh. Paging Emily Latella!

  • Melody Warbington

    Is it Meggie’s GPS that keeps her in the dark? Or did she just never come into the light after gestation like the rest of us?

  • HWarrior13

    This girl seriously needs an intervention.

    Will no one step up to the plate and help her out? This is so sad to watch.

  • nibblesyble

    She makes herself an easy target…it must be so hard to try and fit in with the Left eh Meggie?

  • CO2 Producer

    Im Republcn
    U, guys wna hear my thots
    On the semester?

    That was the first time I’ve seen the “emoticon of privacy” clip.

    I XD’ed.

  • cherie bone

    Is driving on a semantic level when you talk to yourself, because I do that and so give Meghyyan a pass.
    Is that what she meant?

    • CO2 Producer

      Now you’re just being pedantic.

    • Lisa Dean

      My semantic driving usually goes like this “Hey dumb *ss, that turn signal on your car is a free working accessory”. 😉

  • truckee22

    Its Idiocracy come to life.

  • Greg Lewis

    Apparently having your self awareness surgically removed is now covered under obamacare.

    • NRPax

      Sadly, LASIK for ideological blindness isn’t covered yet.

  • Bui van vat

    Surely you gest?

  • tops116

    The woman’s sole purpose in life is to make her father look saner and more competent by comparison. Quite a difficult job, huh?

  • Jim Chandler

    “You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  • Jeremy

    she is one dim bulb

  • $496051

    The McCains should pay off their daughter to go back to a private life. Or maybe get on their knees and beg.

  • Corey Dennison

    That girl is about as sharp as a bag of hammers.

  • Zefal

    This is marijuana on Meghan McCain. Please, Doobie, put her down.

  • HealthyAmerican

    Meggie Mac used to piss me off….now I realize the Right needs her. She’s GOP’s Kardashian, and if she went away, there would be no one to make so much fun of. There are none so deserving of mockery as the deliberately stupid. That woman is all kinds of entertaining.

  • Chevypowered

    Holy crud this girl got the mental grip of wet soap!

  • Shawn Fifield

    While do not agree with all her post, i do agree with these words…. “Any Republican who voted for Sanford is a hypocrite”. I cant imagine anything worse for the Republican party than Sanford. well, other than Meghan McCain.