Alec Baldwin doesn’t like something? There oughta be a law! Oh … wait:
@ABFalecbaldwin just enforce litter laws. Done. Next problem.
— Charles Martin (@CharliePMartin) April 30, 2013
Enforce existing laws? The hell you say!
Why bother when Nanny Baldwin could just step in and get New York City to ban all the things. (If he can fit it into his busy schedule, that is. Figuring out who really killed JFK is awfully time-consuming.)