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Oh, come on: Rep. Cohen says he 'punked' press by tweet-creeping on Cyndi Lauper

Earlier this week, Twitter creepster Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) tweeted to Cyndi Lauper, “great night,couldn’t believe how hot u were.see you again next Tuesday.try a little tenderness.” Twice.

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It was all part of his master plan to “punk” the press, natch. Something, something, the toaster is still loyal.

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it!

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Shorter Cohen: Soon.

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And really, he just wanted to get his message out. That’s why he called a press conference on Friday:

Seriously, dude?

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http://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/322749241434963968

And here’s what Cohen thinks of Politwoops, the Sunlight Foundation website that snagged his tweets before he deleted them.

Editor’s note: This post was updated with additional tweets during Rep. Cohen’s press conference.

Update:

Cohen’s official statement:

https://twitter.com/RepCohen/status/322781148948336640

Update:

Here we go again:

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