Put down your drink and take a deep breath.

The campaigner in chief returned to California Wednesday for a pair of fundraising events for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Not only is Obama “constrained” by that pesky Constitution; He explained to donors how tough it is to push through his agenda when the Republican opposition … opposes him.

And man, does he miss the halcyon days of Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

See, Obama totally wants to govern, but it ain’t easy being POTUS without a “fearless leader” like Pelosi by his side.

You know what else is awesome about Pelosi (in addition to her smooth moves on the dance floor)? According to Obama, “She never lets ideology cloud her judgment.” Really:

“She is thoughtful, she’s visionary, she’s as tough as nails. She is practical.  She never lets ideology cloud her judgment,” Obama said proudly.

We know a lot of people who’d beg to differ. The two things they all have in common? Eyes and ears.

  • Kabong30

    We’re going to look back on this time in our history someday and our minds will boggle at how we allowed this piece of sh*t to come to power.

    • angeleyez


      • Randolph Leslie Smith

        On the day of Judgement, her question will be answered, and the smirk of a jerk will be long gone, abandoned…

    • Orlando Cee

      One can only hope the nation will survive this period in history and that the generations who follow will have more sense of mind than the current one that voted this swag fag into office.

  • Scott Carroll

    Doing some shopping at the Oblivious-Mart are we?

  • Stephen L. Hall

    “She never lets ideology cloud her judgment.” — Obama

    I agree, she has no judgment to cloud.

    • $36544368

      You beat me to it…that was my first thought when I read the quote.

      • Orlando Cee

        Drats–same here!

      • Angie Vallejo

        That and the ability not to read anything!

    • Okie_pastor

      “It would be a whole lot easier to govern, if I had Nancy Pelosi as Speaker.”
      Ya, we know!! Why do you think Republicans took the house in 2010?!

      • Michelle

        Nancy and Obamacare are the exact reasons Dems lost the House in 2010. And let’s not forget that even one of the most Liberal states in the country (Massachusetts) put a Republican in the Senate in an effort to stop Obamacare. Barry either has a mighty short memory or lives in a state of denial.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Botox, alcohol and stupidity took care of that!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Whatever you say, Barry.

    Obama “handpicked” Little Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Shotgun Joe Biden.
    He’s very comfortable around idiots.

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      They’re on his same level.

    • KJ

      Obama’s brilliant mind laid bare: “By comparison, the surrounding idiots make me look less bad.”

  • Steve_J

    Two of the most repugnant people ever to be elected to office.

  • HARP2

    That witch Piglosi won`t get to fly her broom again.

  • conservativechick

    We better make damned sure we have valid voter ID in place by 2014 or no one will ever win again except the Democrats. One party rule anyone?

    • CherDash

      Do you mean 2014 or 2016? 2012 is gone.

      • conservativechick

        Sorry 2014! I WISH we had been ready in 2012!

  • J.N. Ashby

    She never lets intelligent thought cloud it either.

    • http://www.BoycottLeftism.com/ itekisan

      haha, my comment is almost identical to yours, though yours was up an hour before mine. GMTA I reckon.

      • J.N. Ashby

        I wish she’d have a clouded x-ray though.

  • rivers

    Wow, that’s enough to make you puke. Nancy Pelosi is one of the most horrible, hypocritical human beings in American politics today.


    Awwww, she so motherly helps him not feel or be so Constrained as in his words “i-am-constrained-by-a-system-that-our-founders-put-in-place” and he and she can poignantly continue to shred what freedom and liberty and privacy that our Creator gave us…

  • Bill Board

    Pelosi’s a flippin genius… “We have to pass it to find out what’s in it”. She’s so smart, it never occurred to her to READ IT.. to find out what was in it. (note the sarcasm)

  • therantinggeek

    Cue the defense of Pelosi from the Left in 5…4…3…

  • Lienathan

    Argument presumes the presence of judgement to cloud. Edit: Since I now see someone beat me to that, since what judgement she does display is all poor judgment I actually sort of wish it was clouded by something.

  • Dale Black

    “She never lets judgment cloud her ideology,” Obama said truthfully.

    There, that’s better.

  • http://www.BoycottLeftism.com/ itekisan

    Nor does she let an intelligent thought cloud her “judgement”.


    Control Freaks flock together do they not?

    You all hopefully know that eventually we will not be able to walk down the sidewalks without knowing that we are walking the way these people Think we are suppose to be walking.

    And ask yourselves these two questions:

    Who was William Penn?

    Why did William Penn write this?

    “Those who will not be governed by God must be ruled by tyrants.” – William Penn

    Obama on the Greedy…
    This is in his own words from his book “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:
    The title of Reverend Wright’s sermon that morning was “The Audacity of Hope.” He began with a passage from the Book of Samuel-the story of Hannah, who, barren and taunted by her rivals, had wept and shaken in prayer before her God. The story reminded him, he said, of a sermon a fellow pastor had preached at a conference some years before, in which the pastor described going to a museum and being confronted by a painting titled Hope.
    “The painting depicts a harpist,” Reverend Wright explained,
    “a woman who at first glance appears to be sitting atop a great mountain.
    Until you take a closer look and see that the woman is bruised and bloodied,
    dressed in tattered rags, the harp reduced to a single frayed string.
    Your eye is then drawn down to the scene below, down to the valley below,
    where everywhere are the ravages of famine, the drumbeat of war,
    a world groaning under strife and deprivation.
    “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
    than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
    where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
    apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
    That’s the world! On which hope sits!”
    Obama on the Constitution…
    In Obama’s on words from his book Audacity of Hope page 54 of 217 PDF Form:
    Ultimately, though, I have to side with Justice Breyer’s view of the Constitution—that
    it is not a static but rather a living document, and must be read in the context of an ever-changing world.

    FYI: Static means unchangeable.


    The masses of We The People will eventually feel the Utopia that they supplant on us all…and just remember this when you don’t get all the Utopia that they supplant…

    “Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may
    posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” – Samuel Adams

  • Noneya

    Let’s just say her ideology is Marxism like your daddy.


    We all have to make sure that the Left does not rule the Senate in 2014!

    • Michelle

      Obamacare fully rolls out Jan 2014 and once folks see what a total nightmare it is, I’m betting Dems will lose the Senate that Nov.

  • bigkahuna9

    Natzi pelosi never let’s judgement cloud her ideology. Same goes for POS POTUS.

  • Genoasage

    Mr. Obama is confusing the word “Judgement” with the term, “Bowel Movement”

  • Garth Haycock

    What Dear Leader meant to say is that Pelosi has the same ideology that he has, so it’s easier to shove his agenda down the throats of his subjects.

  • Penelope210

    So I guess it really is Botox brain.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    She also never lets REASON cloud her partisan decisions….

  • capisce

    A match made in the bowels of hell.

    Emphasis on bowels.

  • TocksNedlog

    Ideology IS her ‘judgment’!

  • Silenttype78

    Democrats are wonderful tacticians! They pretty much suck at governing and their ideas are full of fail. However, I have to admit that I wish our side would imitate their clever use of the media.

    Obviously those of us here pay more attention to politics,and know this is a completely ridiculous statement. Now,think about all of the people that you know that only know what they hear on ABC,NBC,CBS morning and evening news. So they hear that Obama said “Boy, that Nancy Pelosi sure is a great gal! She is all about making good decisions and unlike those hate filled,ideologically driven ooooobstructionist Repubs and Tea Party nut jobs -she actually uses logic not ideology to make her decisions.”

    This sounds awesome to those people who don’t know any better.

  • TocksNedlog

    Pelosi: “[Unemployment payments] probably are one of the most important stimuli for the economy.”
    — She also never lets REALITY cloud her judgment.

  • d2lv

    We must pass Obamacare to find out what is in it. What a F*ching joke.

  • SalMoanella

    Ineptitude loves ineptitude.

  • Carolyn

    If it’s not the ideology clouding her judgement, it must be the botox.

  • Randolph Leslie Smith

    It is by the black cloud of ideology she speaks, and is inspired unto insanity.

  • ToyZebra

    She never let anything interfere with filling her bank account.

  • BoltUp

    When her judgement is “we have to pass it to find out what’s in it,” what difference does it make if she is clouded by ideology? She’s clouded by incompetence either way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

    If there’s one person in DC stupider than Pelosi it’s Obama

  • Sakemoto

    Pelosi never lets her dentures get in way of a good blow- Oh never mind.

  • Gregg Hammerquist

    “She never lets ideology cloud her judgment.” Uh…is that supposed to make us feel better? If true then…wow I don’t wanna think about how horrible her judgment really is…

  • Michelle

    Dear Barry: You had Nancy as Speaker for the first two years of your first term and the whole country saw the total destructive road the two of you sent this country down. That is precisely WHY Democrats lost control of the House (by a historical number of seats being lost, by the way). That was the country saying to you that with your party having control of the House and Senate, you would swiftly destroy this country. Dems losing the House and Nancy losing Speaker was a very clear and strong message to you – I suggest you acknowledge it. You will never have Nancy as Speaker during the rest of your last term. We’ve been there and done that, Americans rejected it. Once Obamacare is fully rolled out next year and the whole country sees what an absolute nightmare it is, not only will Republicans gain more seats in the House at mid-term elections, they will also gain control of the Senate.

    • KJ

      Lets give credit where credit’s due. The towering tribute to Senatorial tapioca-for-brains, Harry Reid, was instrumental in lining up his Democrat lemmings after handing out piles of pork barrel spending and special exemptions for friends and unions in a host of dirty back room deals, all so that we could get stuck with Obamacare. The rules, regulations, new taxes, with more patients, fewer doctors, less Medicare, greater inefficiency, and more bureaucracy is a recipe for a decline in healthcare services and an increase in insurance costs. That crafty old codger is up to his socialist spectacles in along with Pelosi and Obama.

      • Michelle

        Of course Harry had a major hand in it too, but I spoke only of Pelosi because this particular post is about Barry gushing over Nancy.

        • KJ

          Understood. And I just wanted to spread the manure around a little. These crappy politicians do their dirty work, make a mess of things, trample on our freedom, and then hand us larger tax bills to pay for both their mess and the cleanup. I don’t want Dirty Harry to get any more free passes.

  • CrashFroelich

    It’s true! Pelosie never lets ideology cloud her judgment. Her judgment is clouded by her amoral ideology.

  • Anderson

    “She is thoughtful, she’s visionary, she’s as tough as nails. She is
    practical. She never lets ideology cloud her judgment,” Obama said
    Change that to shes a loon who bullies people and never lets reality cloud her judgment and I would agree.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Obama would love to have his ‘nut-bar’, ‘yes-man’ at his side. It doesn’t matter she’s ‘cuckoo for cocoa puffs’. Well, so is he.

  • kim

    she never lets the Constitution stand in her way either

  • http://twitter.com/SgtrockfuryMike Mike Thompson

    In the US Army, “SWAG” is an acronym that stands for, “Scientific Wild-Ass Guess”… I guess that’s as good a description of the way the POTUS runs the country as anything….

    “If you don’t know what to do yet take a SWAG”…

    Obama does not want to “govern”… He wants to RULE…

  • Psalmist1972

    ‘She never lets ideology cloud her judgment’–just stupidity. And by the way Mr. Obama a
    loyal opposition only exists in a monarchy.

  • Glenn Sanada


  • arttie

    She has no sane judgements, so of course they won’t get in the way.

  • lillymckim

    “Sad Obama pines for Speaker Pelosi: ‘She never lets ideology cloud her judgment’

    And he said it with a straight face?

  • jebjr

    Does Obama know the same Pelosi that the rest of America knows? No ideological judgement? Look up the definition of ideologic in any dictionary and there, beside Obama and Reed’s pictures, is a picture of Pelosi.