On Tuesday morning, Dr. Francis Collins, the director of the National Institutes of Health, introduced President Obama as the “scientist in chief” as they unveiled a $100 million initiative to map the human brain. Naturally, President Participation Trophy was tickled pink.

“But,” he added, “given my grades in physics, I’m not sure it’s deserving.”

Ya think? Guess he’ll just have to console himself with that Nobel Prize.


  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    And your grades in 7th grade math explain your economic prowess…

  • http://blog.khelek.us Brian Johnson


    Dear word, is this *still* going on? Seriously? I thought this crap would have died down by now.

    I was afraid of the destruction of my country, now I just wish it would just hurry up and get here, if for no other reason than to stop seeing this sort of crap everytime I turn around.

    • http://www.facebook.com/luke.givens.963 Luke Givens

      You seem angry about….. something or other. Are you even clear on what it is in this particular story that you see as Symptom #423585 of the End of America As We Know It™ or is just basically the word Obama sends you and you and others into a seething rage? Do try to take care, that can’t be good for the blood pressure or anything else. Blessings.

      • http://blog.khelek.us Brian Johnson

        Um, yes. I’m angry at seeing this assclown everywhere I look. He’s the most narcissistic being I know of. And that’s saying a lot.

        Nobel Peace Prize winner, Time’s Person of the Year, he’s on every freaking talk show (Jimmy Fallon likes to call him “preezy of the united steezy” don’t you know?), Jesse Jackson Jr wanted to add a new chapter of the Bible in honor of Obama…the list goes on and on and on.

        If the man dedicated one tenth of the time actually doing his job that he does in the limelight, our country might not be in tatters and continuing to go downhill….

      • JohnFLob

        If only Obama was JUST A WORD!

        Unfortunately he is the POTUS and we have been in decline since 01/20/2009 at 1210 PM. Obama has had 423585 negative effects on our country.

        • David

          I disagree. My count comes to 423587.

  • © Sponge

    Clown. I guess that’s the only way we’re going to get his grades……wait for him to go off teleprompter and slip up with a clue or two.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    This PROPAGANDA is not even funny anymore. #BizarroWorld

  • Pulchritudinous

    I still wonder what will happen to Obama and what his legacy will be remembered as once he’s gone in 2017…

    • kilthan

      The same legacy most liberals leave: pain, suffering, and death, which isn’t surprising, considering that they worship those things in some way, shape, or form.

  • bidentime

    “Given my grades in physics, I’m not sure it’s deserving.” How about you release your grades and we’ll all know if it’s deserving.

    • $48245650

      That will just distract from the REAL issue of his birth certificate!

    • BlueGood

      “Sock Puppet in Chief” is a more appropriate handle for this doofus….

      Maurice Strong & Gorbachev hold his strings….Fundamental Change for America??? .You Betcha!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Who doesn’t sleep easier knowing that the Big Wind from Chicago is devising ways to
    “invest” taxpayer money?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    I’m VERY sure he doesn’t deserve it, any more than he deserves the office he’s currently occupying. So sick of this self-centered, arrogant, f&^%$king idiot! 3 years, 9 month to go. Bleech.

  • $48245650

    Up-vote this comment if you have a Harvard degree!

    • Catchance

      Mmmm… no, thanks.

  • TocksNedlog

    Anyone that watched his shoot-around yesterday knows that both physics AND geometry, and the combination thereof, are not only ‘not his strong suit’ but are more like an empty suit.

  • TocksNedlog

    “You didn’t theorize that!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “scientist in chief” Yeah okay.
    Meanwhile, NASA’s over across the tracks, dealing meth and selling its body for operating expenses.

    • kilthan

      I mean, we can’t support the one government agency that gives government agencies a good name, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.a.white.16 Joseph A White

    Grades??? WHAT grades??? We’ve never seen ANY grades from this imposter.

    • Orlando Cee

      Based on his presidency, the only thing I am certain he passed in school was reading. All the other subjects–I’m not so sure.

    • David

      I get a sense that you doubt that Obama is the most transparent president ever . . .

  • HARP2

    I`m sick of everything that comes out of his mouth.

  • Txgirlinnh

    ‘White house brain initiative’- the jokes really write themselves given our current administration

  • ceemack

    Really? What WAS your grade in physics? Or anything else? How about releasing the transcripts?

  • ZoriahShepard

    I’m flabbergasted that he was aware enough to offer that he might be undeserving of something.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/YJ5G3N25JBSWDNFKBTXEVLR4NU Walt

    Is mapping the brain for $100 million really the best use of our borrowed dollar? Maybe it’s just me, but that seems like a lot of White House tours and furloughed Border agents.

  • JohnFLob

    I can not help but think of the scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz”. They both were/are strawmen [ opps strawpersons ] looking for a brain.

  • faxxmaxx

    $100,000,000? Wonder what the interest is. These people are living in the twilight zone. Hello idiots, pay down the freaking debt!!!

  • b_truit

    Oh gag me. This clown is sickening. If we lose the mid terms America is finished.

  • David

    One of the prospective brain studies will be to determine why Obama acts like a 10-year-old.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Isn’t he like a Poli Sci grad? As an actual scientist I’m thoroughly insulted that those dingleberries would even allow a Poli Sci to ever be associated with scientists.

    Edit: Turns out it’s a government agency…figures. The party nominates fearless leader as the greatest scientist in the world. Further, it’s been reported that Obama scored a 39 under par in golf, beating Kim Jong-il’s record.