You think just anyone can grasp for words in the Austrian language or salute a Navy corpse-man? Being Obama takes practice! So pull up an empty chair and “Jedi mind meld” your way through these tips on #HowToBeLikeObama.

Mockery is still the best medicine. And Twitter, you did build that.

  • CitizenEgg

    Be sure to use the words ‘fair share’ a lot when you’re telling people to pony up more money in taxes while you and your family go on fabulous vacations paid for by those taxes. Oh, and show frugality by closing the ‘People’s house’ to the public.

    • Kevin

      and make sure to use a balanced approach, which of course means anything that 100% agrees with you.

  • nc

    Destroy the economy, ignore the Constitution and blame the Republicans. Act sincere so people believe you really care about them. #HowToBeLikeObama

  • capisce

    Remember Newtown, redact Benghazi.

    • lainer51


  • Pendog

    When confronted with any facts that contradict your assertion that your failing, opaque administration is lifting this country out of it’s economic depression, claim that ‘it was way worse than we thought it was’, or ‘It’s Bush’s fault’ or intentionally inflict sequester cuts in the visible and damaging way to confirm what a jerk you really are.

  • independentjones

    Take All of the credit, and None of the blame.

  • capisce

    sit in Jeremiah Wright’s church for 20 years & not hear a thing.

    • Brett McMicken

      and, he had the nerve to talk about “romnesia!”

  • Jack Deth

    #HowToBeLikeObama: Destroy the country to win the 2014 mid terms and be Dictator for Life.

  • michael s

    #HowToBeLikeObama getting the most popular votes for a president in the history of the USA. Watching people who mocked voter integrity cry voter fraud,because ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Getting the most popular votes

      Like that means something? Other than to #LowInfoLibs like yourself, I mean.

      • E Quilibrate

        I don’t suppose ignoring mikey will cause him to go away. Too much to hope for . He’s kinda like havin’
        gum on your shoe.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Or dog poop. No matter how many times you rinse it off, that smell just doesn’t go away.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          You’re too kind – I was thinking more like dog cr*p…

      • chickjustin

        Argumentum ad numerum (and a BS numerum at that, what with voter fraud and suppressed military votes). Leftists always “argue” in logically false non sequiturs like brain-damaged 5 year-olds. Always.

    • TugboatPhil

      Michael, I wish you truly understood the significance of of your last 3 words. Your kids will live to understand them with a hatred that you weren’t honest with yourself.

      • RedSoloCup

        Oh snap!

    • RedSoloCup

      By voter fraud of course.

    • lainer51

      They sure do and we are suffering as a result..

  • arttie

    Wear blinders so you will not have to see other solutions than the ones you narrow mindedly hold to.

  • Golphin

    #HowtobelikeOdoogie: sound like a nasally Yogi Bear when I speak.

    • TugboatPhil

      You nailed his voice! I’d never heard it so accurately described before.

  • Brian Spindelman

    Messin With Sasquatch, not only a great commercial for beef jerky but makes a great bride !!

  • David

    Get out of bed at 10, have lunch, pat Biden on the head, golf and go to bed.

    • lainer51

      HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE

  • robert anthony

    Declare every Christian holiday a ‘day of service’.
    Have a domestic terrorist write two books about yourself, focusing on race and ‘composite’ girlfriends.
    Release 2,300 illegal alien criminals from jail because you have to ‘budget’ yourself out of 3 cents on the dollar.
    Become a millionaire, talk sacrifice, but leave your illegal alien Aunt to languish in public housing.

    • teriobrien

      Awesome post!

    • CherDash

      And your drunken uncle, too.

  • Garth Haycock

    Tomorrow is not only Easter Sunday, but opening day. Go out to the mound and throw the ball in a manner in which 5 year old girls will taunt you.

    • lainer51

      wearing Mom jeans and bike helmet, of course.

  • kim

    remember to tell the ‘unwashed masses’ that the ‘poor’ shall bear no burden by having to pay for anything they receive as long as those who pay for EVERYTHING, are STILL not paying their ‘fair share’

  • TugboatPhil

    #HowToBeLikeObama – Hate America.

  • Catchance

    Lie about everything. Take credit for oil production on private lands. Repeat that the economy is in great shape. Refer to Benghazi as “a bump in the road”. Blame Sequestration on the Republicans, then make it as painful as possible for the American public. Blame Bush for everything that is wrong. Repeat that you’re not a dictator. Invoke ‘Executive Privilege’ for Fast and Furious (and for anything else you don’t want the public to know about). Refuse to prosecute blacks, but sue Arizona for upholding the law. Call for ‘Gun Control’ but continue to approve of abortion on demand. Cry for civility and tolerance, then excoriate conservatives.

  • Metsamess

    When the going gets tough, it’s time to get golfing!

  • 1azuce

    When you f&ck up, yell out loud “can you say that louder Candy?”.

  • Clayton Grant

    Blame, deflect, obfuscate, repeat

  • $18912735

    My finger is cramping giving so many upvotes…

  • Miss Clairee

    #HowToBeLikeObama – Be self obsessed, narcissistic, look in the mirror 2,047 times a day and claim anyone who disagrees with you on any subject is racist!

  • moonsbreath

    #HowToBeLikeObama# – Destroy America!

  • Bill Board

    Watch four Americans die in Benghazi and then go to Vegas the next day to tell more lies.

  • $27789750

    Never take the blame for anything.

  • Anderson

    When giving a speech where you lie thru your teeth, look up to the sky as if blessed by divine providence and pause so that they can take lots of pics. If any one mentions the visible bugger in the pic, call them a racist.

  • RedSoloCup

    Blame someone else for your own problems. #HowToBeLikeObama

  • moosebuster

    Make copious use of those three little words: “I” “Me” My”

    • Garth Haycock

      Don’t forget “mine”.

  • Marcus Cicero

    Blame GWB for everything for anything that goes wrong due to your own actions or lack of them, even if it has been over four years since he was President

  • YERMOM182

    Murder Americans to further your political agenda.


  • Linda (Lou) Norris

    Help Tiger come up with the slogan “winning takes care of everything.”

  • Mark Moyer

    Blame the sequester on the Republicans, trying to save $40 Million. But yet spending that much on AF-1 going on trips making 10 minute campaign speaches (that take 6-7 hours flying time), even though the election is over. Also taking 5-6 vacations a month on AF-1.
    He is spending $40M in about 6-8 weeks time.

  • Mark Moyer

    Blame it on Bush for everything wrong by saying “It’s Bush’s fault” (even after 50 months).

  • Paul Citro

    Can you say Me,me,I,I !!

  • plumberskid

    Scream bloody murder about the waterboarding of 3 known terrorists, while executing hundreds of innocent non-combatants with drones.

  • garygramscom

    Act like a rug….

  • Donna W

    #HowToBeLikeObama Long for the fall of mean old White people, who are to blame for EVERYthing, conveniently forgetting that you are 1/2 white too.