You’ve come a long way, baby!

As Twitchy has reported, Obama’s binders full of moochers go into full-cult mode when they discover Big Daddy Government has done away with birth control co-pays. Empowerment 2013-style?

On Obamacare’s third birthday, Sandra Fluke’s lady-parts brigade is still swooning over Obamacare “freebies.”

But, of course, Obamacare freebies come at a cost and not everyone is happy about it.

But never mind that Obamacare is a job-killing disaster that’s driving doctors out of practice and causing sharp increases in health insurance premiums. Sure, our paychecks are smaller this year, but birth control is “free”! And truly empowered women are happy to prostrate themselves before the man doling out the pills (or forcing insurers to dole them out).

https://twitter.com/missemileerose/status/315503118911676417

https://twitter.com/icarly784/status/315517758483877889

https://twitter.com/the_princess512/status/314839789331427329

https://twitter.com/sincerelyellie4/status/314569802398191617

https://twitter.com/courtney_simm/status/314404547688820737

https://twitter.com/CPhilli186/status/314053328264896514

https://twitter.com/Claparella/status/314049716524564480

https://twitter.com/AdrianaChelsea/status/312968835185647618

After the 2012 election, some Obama supporters were disenchanted with The One when they saw their paychecks shrink. But for some women “scoring” at the pharmacy, smaller paychecks won’t get in the way of their love for President Sugar Daddy.

  • TheAmishDude

    These are the people who will spend $50 for a ticket to a basketball game for a 0.1% chance at catching a bazooka-fired $10 t-shirt.

  • TheAmishDude

    These are the people who will spend $50 for a ticket to a basketball game for a 0.1% chance at catching a bazooka-fired $10 t-shirt.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Oh to be there the moment they realize that:

    a) They have to pay for their own health care at an exorbitant price, if they can find a company still in business.

    b) Their Doctor moved to Costa Rica to open a cash practice.

    c) They get free health care but their Pap Smear is now being done by a DMV clerk.

    • Love of Country

      Some good points as usual ….. Haven’t seen ya for a few ….. I trust you got the SoulTrain links I sent ya last week? :))

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Yes. I meant to thank you for them, but I saw a squirrel out the window and forgot what I was goin….SQUIRREL!

        • Love of Country

          It’s all good my friend, I’m not out to bust your chops, lol …. I was just prepared to resend if it had fallen down a rabbit hole or something.
          Here’s another one just for your listening pleasure …

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5L8SGGd9xo

    • RightThinking1

      Tug,
      Hmmm, let me think about that. Our DMV requires three pieces of ID to get a license…, could be a real bump in the road for Democrats.

      • Karl Winrich

        Yea because they don’t believe that they need ID, at least to vote that is.

    • Matthew Koch

      D) They’re so unattractive that no one wants to have sex with them.

      • watchyour6

        Lesbians don’t need birth control? That’s racist.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          Now if only their Jack Daniels were free

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Or TSA…sequester ya know…

    • Billie Slash

      Karma’s a bitch, Phil, as these cootchie-mamas will soon realize……

    • MissDiane47

      If their PAP Smear can’t be done by a DMV clerk, they can always go to their nearest airport.

    • Jedd McHead

      Lol, right on!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Oh to be there the moment they realize that:

    a) They have to pay for their own health care at an exorbitant price, if they can find a company still in business.

    b) Their Doctor moved to Costa Rica to open a cash practice.

    c) They get free health care but their Pap Smear is now being done by a DMV clerk.

  • real pack leader

    The gene pool has been greatly contaminated. Thank God for birth controlled. Even if someone else is paying the bill.

  • real pack leader

    The gene pool has been greatly contaminated. Thank God for birth controlled. Even if someone else is paying the bill.

  • gregl311

    Liberal idiocy never ceases to amaze me.

    • ratizbad

      Agree! You cannot count stupid like the liberal idiots can.. Amazing!

  • gregl311

    Liberal idiocy never ceases to amaze me.

  • Andy Buglione

    On the plus side, at least there’s that many Libturds not procreating!

    • stellatruman

      and if they do, very willing to abort

    • RightThinking1

      Let’s just hope they are not voting with their feet.

    • Stone Bryson

      Nevermind… Matthew Koch posted my thought before I did and I didn’t notice it until now. Edited out

    • $45875941

      Amen Andy!

  • Andy Buglione

    On the plus side, at least there’s that many Libturds not procreating!

  • waltermitty2012

    As you get older, you tend to become more conservative in your thinking. All I’m saying is, there’s still hope.

    • stellatruman

      worked for my 25 year old daughter…

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      It’s because people are brainwashed by TV, pop culture, and the school system from the time they are little. If you don’t have a STRONG foundation at home, you will never be disillusioned and break the spell.

  • waltermitty2012

    As you get older, you tend to become more conservative in your thinking. All I’m saying is, there’s still hope.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    Can I get a free lobotomy?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Obamacare won’t cure stupid.

  • Krazy Kent

    Sandra “SpreadEmForAnyMan” Fluke probably won’t like the response I just tweeted to her. Look for me in the Twitter Gulag within the next couple hours….

    • Lady 12

      That hashtag – BURN!

    • CatHerder

      Agh, God no! The very sight of that remora-like visage is enough to render any man psychically impotent!

  • http://twitter.com/rampaige rampaige

    You’re welcome, ya dumb bitties…I’m so glad you’re not procreating!

  • TocksNedlog

    Phase One complete.
    Now on to Phase Two: Free abortions when the birth control fails.
    Yay!

  • mdtljt

    Those vapid females need to figure out how much their taxes went up, their health insurance premiums went up, then compare that total to the $120/year co-pay…Oops!!! Silly me…math is sooo hard, logic is a myth and besides…IT’S FREEEEEE!!!!! Ppppffffffttttt…morons…..

  • Red Fred

    This is not fair legislation. Men should also get complimentary birth control for their “potential” partners. Must be FAIR across the boards.

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    All the thanks to #Brobama, no thanks for the taxpayers.

  • Jack Deth

    Yeah, well. Since the Pill is considered a Medical Device. That may end pretty soon.

    Liberal Gyno~Americans. Don’t forget to thank your Democrat Senators for voting on and passing that bill last week!

  • louisiana_mom

    “Whoopie! I don’t have to pay for my $10/month birthcontrol… but I had to pay $4/gal for the gas to go to the store, had my premiums skyrocket (a couple of hundred/month), I got my work hours cut back from 40 hrs/wk to 28 hrs/wk (with a paycheck that reflects it)… but I don’t have to spend $10/month on birthcontrol pills….. ” (dripping with sarcasm in case you couldn’t tell) Geeesh, these women are idiots!!!

    • Orlando Cee

      The word “FREE” has a certain hypnotic quality to it, especially when repeated over and over in the presence of low information voters–especially the ones who never passed arithmetic. They just don’t “get” that concept that in the end, someone usually ends up paying for it even if it’s them.

      Lord knows, the Big Zero PROMISED that his Obamacare would REDUCE health care costs by a whopping 3000%. So much so, in fact, he inferred that all of our employers would be able to give us fat raises based on all of the money they would save!

      ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUd-slJc-GY at around the 1m20s mark)

      What does this video tell me?

      1) It tells me the man has no concept of basic math, economics or business. (No surprise there!)

      2) It also tells me the man is pitching a product he doesn’t even understand, and much less likely wrote.

      Not a good sign at all. However, enough people bought it, so at this point we now have reduced work schedules, less pay and higher taxes! This is where your basic middle class, the bulk of the American work force is simply screwed, blued, and tattooed.

    • Catchance

      Yes… for those of us 70 and over, it’s surely good to know that we’ve got free birth control!

      • catb55

        Since it is free … I think all ladies .. no matter what their age should go in and DEMAND them … sink the system.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.jefferies.96 Richard Jefferies

    Anyone out there want to argue about socons versus libcons when it comes to whose at fault for GOP losses –hint– neither… Santa Claus (Obama) is com’n to towwwwwwn. You can’t win on fiscal principles when people are genuinely uninterested in fiscal principles. You can’t win talking about morals when you are dealing with a plague of a-morality. You can’t win on independence when so many are willingly, and gleefully, dependent. In short Alexis Tocqueville was dead-on.

    “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.”

    Congratulations, ladies, you just sold your birthright for a cellophane container of pills.

    • Karl H

      That birthright was sold with Roe v. Wade. Low info voters like to say “my body, my choice” but the reality is their body the Governments choice since it is the Government that determines when where how and under what circumstances the may exercise that choice.

      Essentially it says if you are a woman then your reproductive organs are property of the state and you will be allowed certain choices under certain circumstances but the final arbiter is the Government.

      Congratulations you smart feminist liberal ladies you win! Now be a cute little cookie and run of the kitchen and fix big daddy Government a sandwich and fetch him a beer.

      • Hiraghm

        How come “my body my choice” never applies to seat belts?

    • Hiraghm

      yeah, he was plagiarizing Juvenal

  • Rick

    P J ORouke once said “you think health care is expensive, wait til its free”.

  • $19701396

    Thanks, Mr. President! I went from having to pay $134 a month to $0! Makes having endometriosis a bit less painful.

    • $36544368

      Hardly…whether you pay for it or not, using birth control pills are the first choice for treating endometriosis. For those of us who have to use other forms of medical treatment for endometriosis/adenomyosis, you’re sort of cheating. We have to pay for our ongoing treatments.

      • $19701396

        How is that cheating, exactly?

        • $36544368

          I said ‘sort of’…unless you’re using birth control ‘for’ birth control, then you’re getting treatment for another condition for free.

          • $19701396

            Did your insurance fully cover your treatment before the Affordable Care Act?

          • $36544368

            Yes, as a matter of fact, it did. Sorry, Babe…you’re not going to win this one. Whether you like it or not, the ACA is NOT helping us. Hubby’s employer-sponsored medical insurance premium went UP 60% as of January 1…we’re paying higher co-pays for everything (medical and pharmacy), and losing some of the coverage we had…although they will still pay for a sex change operation…./smh

          • $19701396

            Your treatment was covered in full with no co-pay? Bullshit.

          • GsGirl

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          • $36544368

            Bullshit yourself…I have (or had) excellent coverage…you know
            nothing about me or my insurance coverage…typical liberal…always
            crawling up everyone’s keister with a microscope. Of course I had
            co-pays, etc., but only for certain procedures…those are no longer
            covered…and for me to have a procedure that I need, I have got to come
            up with $2k out-of-pocket…under the previous coverage, $50 would have
            been my cost…you want me to post my evidence of coverage and
            insurance card? …and you’re still a cheater.

            Edit – my apologies…this was supposed to be in reply to Gina Loukareas

          • $19701396

            And you’re still foolish if you think there’s something wrong with insurance that I pay for, covering a medication that I need for treatment purposes. Do you object to coverage for Viagra?

          • $36544368

            LOL…I’m ‘still’ foolish? Really? You’re changing your story. When did I say that using insurance to cover medication that you need for treatment is wrong? Duh…that’s what we use medical insurance for…and for the record, you can’t compare Viagra and birth control…they’re two different things.

        • SpinMeNot

          Because nothing is free… Somebody is paying for it. Either you with regard to higher rates for your insurance, your employer or other tax payers. The drug companies aren’t giving it away, and the insurance companies are going to have to make the costs up somewhere to stay in business. But good luck with being an ignorant low information voter without a doctor in a few years time.

          It is cheating because you are stealing from other people.

          • $19701396

            Using that logic, every medical procedure or drug that a patient doesn’t have to pay for, or receives a discount on, is stealing. I sure hope you’re paying full price for everything!

          • $36544368

            Gee…I guess you just proved my point. Which proves you’re a cheater. I pay for every procedure and drug that I use, and I DON’T get a discount on any of it. I pay full price for a lot of procedures that I need and aren’t covered under my insurance.

          • $45875941

            Gina, I’ll type slowly for your little liberal brain. We’re already paying full price; it’s called high taxes to pay for the takers free stuff. Nothing is free, dumbass!

          • SpinMeNot

            I am paying for what my insurance policy requires me to pay for … and that includes full price for my COPD drug, because the government tells me I should be using a different one.

            I am suffering from a condition that will kill me, and the one drug that works is no longer approved by the government. And if my doctor prescribes it to me, and fights the insurance company to pay for it, he will likely have his license revoked.

            So I simply pay for it out of my pocket. Unlike you, I actually understand the “free” healthcare required by Government today.

    • NRPax

      I don’t suppose you plan on thanking those of us who have jobs and pay taxes any time in the near future?

      • $19701396

        I have a job, pay taxes and pay for my insurance. Should I thank myself?

        • Hiraghm

          No, you should just pay for it yourself.
          $134 is a lot of birth control pills….

        • NRPax

          Then if you’re paying for your insurance, why aren’t they covering your pills? Maybe you should shop around for cheaper options than demanding that things be handed to you for free.

  • J.N. Ashby

    I have to pay for your birth control. Not Obama. Thanks for being expensive dates, whores!

  • Gallatin

    What are they going to do for free birth control when there are no doctors to renew the prescription?

  • RightThinking1

    Tick, tick, tick…., as the count-down to the 2014 O-bomb-a-care ™ explosion continues.

    • SpinMeNot

      Good luck to them, in finding a doctor next year that will see them to give them their new prescription … oh, wait, sorry, they don’t go to a doctor to get them, they go to PP.

      Margaret Sanger is smiling in her special corner of Hell.

  • Kim

    You know… Aside from all the fiscal issues around ass-backwards obamacare, it floors me that a political party so hellbent on “SCIENCE!!!” is also so pro-hormonal contraception. If only these vapid women knew that they are begging the government for pills that will ultimately destroy their minds and bodies and forever screw their reproduction. I wonder how many of them know the pill is a group 1 carcinogen? Or read any scientific articles outlining the proven damage this “medicine” causes? Blows my mind.

    • Hiraghm

      Drug addicts are not known for their ability for rational thought.

      • CherDash

        Those people aren’t drug addicts. They are entitlements addicts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Absolutely. The pill is linked to cervical cancer. Who knew going against nature would be bad for you?? /sigh

      • http://littlebytesnews.blogspot.com littlebytes

        They are also linked to breast cancer. I have a sister who was taking them and after about ten years she developed breast cancer. The doctor believes it was because of the long-term use of birth control because the kind she had was linked to hormones and made it more aggressive. Thankfully she caught it early enough, but she had to go through chemo for a year and radiation treatments. Her hair is finally growing back and hopefully it doesn’t return, but we won’t know that for at least five years.

        • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

          The public school health education system is a complete and utter failure. The prevailing message sent from parents and society, does young people no favors. “BC is a better alternative to abortion” – “Protect yourselves”…we are moving away from moral responsibility, much to our own detriment :

          Sorry to hear about your sis, so glad it was discovered early. Sending thoughts and prayers, it WILL stay in remission and never return.

  • TonyMitch

    Maybe it’s a good hing they are getting free birth control. The thought of some of these douche bags having kids is scary. They would probably be on welfare and we would have to support them anyway.

  • Pushbroom

    To be fair, free birth control for these people is a blessing. They DO NOT need to reproduce…EVER.

    • SpinMeNot

      Its hard to argue with that logic.

    • avnrulz

      Double edged sword, indeed. BC and abortion are heavily Liberal supported, but they’re not lowering the future population of this ‘species’ fast enough.

    • avnrulz

      Double edged sword, indeed. BC and abortion are heavily Liberal supported, but they’re not lowering the future population of this ‘species’ fast enough.

  • Kenpachi

    Well, on the good side, it’s nice to see idiots recognize the importance of them not reproducing.

    • Karl H

      the problem is the pill has to be taken on a regular schedule or it does not really work all that well. Odds are many of them are too stupid or stoned to keep a regular schedule. Then you get to pay for the abortion for them or if they are too stupid or stoned to realize they are pregnant you get to pay for their welfare and of course since most of them are too stupid because they are too stoned you get to pay for their special needs children for life because they were still getting high a month before they gave birth.

      And of course if they were getting stoned right up till birth then you get to pay for their incarceration and rehabilitation as well.

  • kim

    Someone should write down the names of these brilliant vagina voters and wait about 12 months and then ask them how they are liking Obamacare then

  • DwellsInFire

    That us tax payers are forced by law to subsidize the immoral recreational activities of fornicating sluts demonstrates the moral decay of our society. I can’t even believe it’s come to this. These really are the end of days. Does Obamacare also provide free needles to heroin addicts? What about breast implants? What about tattoo removal? How about body piercings, belly button rings, or tongue bars? What about sex change operations?

  • Paul Citro

    A small price to pay so the TAKERS don’t reproduce.

  • Jedd McHead

    Ugh, moochers. They’re like drunks who don’t know they’re alcoholics — they won’t wake to the reality of the Odrama Dystopia until THEY hit rock bottom.

  • Jerry Harrison

    Free huh? My insurance went up along with copays;

  • Guest

    What bozos are the drooling Obama disciples…
    NOTHING is free.
    He has simply scammed the money from a lower priority voting demographic.

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  • Karl Winrich

    For all the lady Obamanites: Enjoy my providing you free bc with my tax dollars! Something I would normally have no need to pay for.