In an exclusive interview with ESPN, Obama revealed his Final Four picks. Or as ESPN calls it, “Barack-etology.” You know, ’cause there’s nothing else going on.

Indeed you did:

Just like Lincoln!

https://twitter.com/AwesomeAdamUK/status/314316405505933312

Will there be participation ribbons for the teams Obama didn’t pick?

https://twitter.com/conley_josh/statuses/314325602192719872

https://twitter.com/twitty_twatter/status/314345949642244096

You didn’t pick that.

Many Twitter users are wondering if maybe, just maybe, there aren’t other concerns the president should be addressing.

https://twitter.com/RusstyTrombones/status/314326986090745856

Others have just had enough of President Boyfriend.

https://twitter.com/dtzak/status/314314418982887424

Silver lining?

Here’s an idea: