Whoops! The jokes write themselves after this snafu in Israel this morning. Obama’s limo, known as “The Beast,” failed to start after the driver filled up with the wrong type of fuel.

The limo had to be towed.

Hardest hit? CNN reporter Sara Sidner. “Not sure what’s more embarrassing,” she tweeted. “#Obama’s #limo driver put petrol instead of diesel and it wouldn’t start or having to #report it.”

Really, Sara? And was having to report on the limo situation more embarrassing than your dubious claim that a four-year-old Palestinian boy was killed by an Israeli airstrike? More embarrassing than repeatedly being called out for bad journalism?

Gosh, she really won’t like this mockery then.

  • NumbuhOne

    I guess they shouldn’t have stopped at a self service station and let Obama fill it up himself.

    • http://baldilocks-talking.blogspot.com/ Juliette Akinyi Ochieng

      That would be comedy gold. The guy can’t even operate an umbrella.

      • putthehammerdown

        ….and let’s not even comment on his gun handling prowess, and ability to hit what he aims at.
        …while we’re at it,… don’t, by any means, get started on how he pronounces silent P’s.[As-in ‘Corpse-Man’, and remember he did it 3 friggen’ times]
        I wonder if Michelle cuts his meat for him…?
        Now,…. about his Investment Strategies….

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

    SMILES everyone SMILES! This is incompetence Island……

    • V the K

      The incompetence in this Administration starts at the top, goes to the root, and hits every branch on the way down.

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        That big, stupid goddamn tree…every other November I have to get out the leaf blower.

        Next day…47% of the leaves are right back on my deck.

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

          Clever!

        • RightThinking1

          Lamont,

          Nice.

        • MaddieMoss

          I LOVE that handle! “Elizabeth, honey, I’m comin’ to join ya!”

          • Lamontyoubigdummy

            What’s funny is how I got it.

          • MaddieMoss

            Oh, I’d LOVE to hear that one sometime! :-)

    • $45065723

      I’m more embarrassed for the Secret Service agent that put the wrong fuel in the car. (I’m assuming that it’s the Secret Service’s responsibility.)

      • MaddieMoss

        He might have originally been posted to the White House Tour Brigade but got pulled because of, you know, the sequester. I think this might be an automotive Freudian slip!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Get the Obama bicycle and helmet out.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      and the mom jeans

      • TaterSalad

        Question: Does Barack wear a jock strap when he rides his “girlie bike”?

        • OneThinDime

          Does he ever have a need? Thought he was absent man parts

          • http://twitter.com/PeaceLibLady Peace&JusticeLady

            Boom!

          • 1azuce

            His man parts permanently reside in Moochelle’s purse. He’s granted access 2 hours each day. It’s true, says Harry Reid.

          • June Clinkenbeard

            Well, Horrible Harry would know. He’s deeply envious as he has no cahones at all.

          • 1azuce

            His man parts permanently reside in Moochelle’s purse. He’s granted access 2 hours each day. It’s true, says Harry Reid.

    • Frank N Short

      He’s got room for Bennie!

    • Cyrena

      Isn’t that a girl’s bike?
      Just sayin.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Not sure, might be a new “Bi” bike.

        • RightThinking1

          Tang,

          Possibly Trans-portation

          • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

            Aww..got it! Im slow. Nice!

    • George Charles Jr.

      hahahahaha!!! …and the Kevlar vest…

    • http://www.facebook.com/luke.givens.963 Luke Givens

      So is it the bike part because that involves exercise that the conservatives hate? Or the helmet part because that protects the brain which conservatives don’t use anyways? Or a little bit of both? Or is it just that anything involving Obama sends you into a sputtering incoherent rage because of your Obama derangement syndrome? Or all of the above?

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        It’s Obama’s limo broke down and he needs a ride. Some times a cigar is a cigar.

        • Ralph_Gizzip

          Unless it’s in Bill Clinton’s hands.

      • Bill Naylor

        Lighten up, Luke, we’re just having some fun here. Just today, I read a vile, obscenity-laced “open letter” to Bush/Cheney. The stuff you’re objecting to just goes with the job…

        • June Clinkenbeard

          Oh, so you read the Tomas Young letter too? I have been wondering what others thought of it as it’s from a disabled vet, people want to be respectful. I understand that but thought the letter was flawed. I support his right to air his grievances but struggle with the inaccuracies in the letter.

      • Catchance

        Ummm… let me think. No.
        There’s a big difference between sputtering incoherent rage (see liberal tweets) and making fun of someone because he’s such a dork.

      • phxtiger2

        Observation leads me to believe that it’s liberals who don’t use their brain. They simply do what the “talking point of the day” from their leaders instructs. As far as incoherent rage, that seems to be more of a liberal trait, too.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Be sure the helmet is the one with the teleprompter built into the faceshield. Ala Iron Man. Only on a bike.

    • MaryEllen Smith

      LOL

    • MaryEllen Smith

      LOL

  • Renny

    Oooh, I love the Divine Intervention angle. Cursed with a curse much, Obama?

  • Morneau_for_4

    Paging Peggy Joseph….

  • worldwidewilli

    The President´s limo IS a diesel; so, what´s up?

    • mdtljt

      …well, that would present a slight problem when one puts petrol, aka GASOLINE, in the tank, doncha think?!?!

      • worldwidewilli

        No doubt whatever happened result of the action of someone who can´t read, LT 😀

    • Miss Clairee

      I personally think he should be forced to ride in a Prius Limo since he is such a “Green” president. That big ol’ Cadillac takes faaaar too much fuel, Mr. President!

      • RightThinking1

        Volt!

      • CitizenEgg

        Nope. It needs to be a Chevy Volt. They can customize a limo by stringing as many as they want, but definitely a Chevy Volt. It’s the karma car for Obama.

        • Jim Denney

          He already has an alternative “ride” available. If they ever traveled together maybe he could use it?

        • bicentennialguy

          A damn Chevette is too good for him.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Yes, and someone filled it up with gas.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Yes, and someone filled it up with gas.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    TOTUS has it’s own Twitter feed. I think it’s time LOTUS had his.

    After all, this ain’t the first time.

    Limo: We’re gonna high center on that.
    Obama: Go over it.
    Limo: You’re gonna screw up my transmission, destroy my exhaust, cost tax-payers $thousands, and we’re definitely gonna get stuck.
    Obama: I will part the concrete like Moses parted the Red Sea. Drive over.
    Limo: (eye roll) OK dipsh!t. Here we go.

    ….(SCREETCH-GRIND-SPARK)

    Limo: Do you ever [email protected] listen to anybody that knows what they’re doing?

    • beebop1952

      hahahahahahahaha ….
      So whose fault is this? Bush? Sequester? Romney? Congress?

      • Ralph_Gizzip

        Given how much more expensive diesel is than gasoline I’m betting he’ll blame the sequester.

  • jimbojimbojimbo

    This is another Twitchy stupid post. Why is it that she’s not a real reporter? This is Twitchy making much ado about nothing.

  • aliwilcox

    Maybe it was deliberate…hmmmm.

  • Guest

    The

  • therantinggeek

    Yeah, looks like someone will be in some really deep shirt…

  • BrianD

    wait a minute…. the fuel for the presidential limo is a “private stock” and shipped in guarded barrels with the limo itself. They do not go to a normal gas station to fill up and certainly not in a foreign country. Something doesn’t sound right with this “story” IMHO

    • TomJB

      I DEMAND to know the recipe for the fuel brewed in the White House! Let’s start a petition!

  • RightThinking1

    See? He should have been in a Volt.

    But more seriously, it is an analogy for everything about this administration. Inept, bad judgement, breakdown…, towed away on taxpayer $.

    • Eric_Mc

      …and they have no clue on how anything actually works: cars, economy, foreign policy, defense, Constitution.

  • Joe_in_Jersey

    It’s Bush’s fault!

    • dr44

      Or raaaaaaaaaaacism!

  • HARP2

    What happened to algae ?

  • RightThinking1

    Great, Now we have to hire a taster for the damn limo…

  • CitizenEgg

    Um, putting petrol instead of diesel into the limo… that’s not a breakdown. It’s just stupidity on the government payroll. A breakdown is what the reporter is about to have.

  • ChampionCapua

    Lemme guess. Preezy Slow Jam gonna blame Israeli’s for standin’ around, sippin’ on Slurpees while he pushed his limo off the roadway?

  • Lyle E Long

    That’s a $10,000 mistake min. The idiot should be fired

    • meeester

      not at gubbamint prices!

      And; if it’s a plot to get to the vehicle and we get Pres. Biden as a result what cost does that incur?

      As for being fired; perhaps years of therapy while on full pay until getting pensioned would be less stressful.

  • Gringo_Cracker

    Voila! – the carbon footprint will be zero!

  • Jim Denney

    Solar powered limo an option? After all, everyday Obama is Preezy should be a sunny day, right? Riiiiiiiiiiight?

  • Clayton Grant

    What? The beast doesn’t run on algae?

  • greyghost69

    What an eletist prick! obama is happy to be away from congress, and that pesky constitution.

  • Sons of Reagan

    You mean the limo doesn’t run on Solar & Wind Power? I’m confused, I guess I was talking to @VanJones! #LIAMD #tcot #p2

    • OneThinDime

      Next up, electric limo. Wonder if they will realize electricity current in Israel different than US

      • Eric_Mc

        It is an electric limo, but the extension cord wasn’t long enough.

  • http://profiles.google.com/danielmedicis Daniel Medicis

    Would the embarrassed CNN reporter be willing to admit embarrassment for the broken down economy?

    • joanc

      Never! She has to tow a banner for the administration by spouting favorable reports. That’s why the media outlets, TV, newspapers are going down the tubes, they rarely give viewers any news that would harm the administration. They may as well run a canned admiration report, because the real news is a thing of the past. Fox News and the internet are the only place to find truth in reporting.

    • MaddieMoss

      You mean actually do her job? Don’t be ridic!

  • $5326605

    Barry pumped the fuel??

    • MaddieMoss

      No, because as a Black man, Barack could get shot at the gas station, doncha know…

  • https://www.facebook.com/jon.a.hartz jonhartz

    Get all the limo drivers (you know there are several) to carry The One in a sedan chair….he would love it!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      No . . . no. You’re thinking of the staff at PMSNBC.

      • Kevin Krom

        The only heavy lifting they can manage is of the propaganda variety.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.jossendal Kathy Wiltse Jossendal

    Of course it’s Bushes fault!!

  • Adam Johnson

    If he would visit Israel more than once every…..well, once, then the driver would have been a little more prepared for the trip.

  • Guest

    “Not sure what’s more embarrassing,” she tweeted. “#Obama’s #limo driver put petrol instead of diesel and it wouldn’t start or having to #report it.”

    Eventually, even the most devout Obama disciples in the media,
    will have to report something negative about their Messiah.
    Guano happens…even unto the anointed.

  • bo1921

    How many times in the past four years have we heard from the “comedian” class that this guy just wasn’t funny, so they couldn’t possibly tell any jokes about him? Personally, if he weren’t so dangerous, I’d say he’s the funniest joke we’ve ever had as President.

    • MaddieMoss

      This is even better than the time Carter got attacked by that rabbit!

      • David

        Hey, it was a vicious, teeth-baring, ears laid back attack rabbit . . .

        • mike_in_kosovo

          That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

  • patriot fan

    The beast got stuck in Ireland too!

  • Edward P Gilmartin

    they put Algae gas in it?

  • George Charles Jr.

    where’s the rocket-slinging Hamas when you need them? Somebody could’ve gotten rich…

  • ObnoxiousNox

    It
    was globull warming. You see, globull warming caused the climate to
    shift, which in turn caused the sequester, therefore causing the driver
    to put gas in the tank, instead of diesel.

  • itsatax

    A reporter from Florida calling gasoline “petrol” is embarrassing. It makes me cringe to hear stuff like that. I feel sorry for self-loathing people.

  • Lunkster

    A good demonstration of federal union worker mediocrity. Watch the movie “Idiocracy” and see so many parallels to this administration and the society it is creating all around us.

  • bidentime

    Unfortunately because of the sequester the limo will be put up on blocks out behind the white house for the remainder of Obama’s term.

  • TaterSalad

    This is the Obama administration in a nutshell……………..they don’t know what they are doing. Jimmy Carter is looking like he is not holding onto the bottom rung of the ladder now!

  • Conrad2010

    God works in mysterious ways his wonders to be hold.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Hahaha…This makes me laugh. The only world leader to have this happen to..Obama is a laughing-stock of the world!!

  • FB

    Now, how did Bush get away with this?

  • Stephen B. Childress

    Could’nt afford diesel lol $1.5 million car hauled off like a repo

  • Steve_J

    Isn’t “petrol” used for both gasoline and diesel?

  • Shotski0

    What? The GREEN planet saving president doesn’t have an electric limo? At least he should ride in a hybrid, but I’d really prefer he have bicycle. Instead, he rides around in a tank, powered by the most expensive fuel available…. about par for the course.

  • $29561723

    This wouldn’t happen to a Solyndra -powered limo

  • Elmo Loosing

    This should only happen to Odummy….I think the SS is going to hell in a hand basket…

  • VoodooMP

    Surprised they haven’t blamed Bush yet…or have they?

  • john free

    Nope- ask @Matt Walsh…It was# BUSH, I’m SURE (I have NO CLUE how to use hash tags,lol)

  • TocksNedlog

    You know the sequestration cuts are BAD when the president can’t even hire a limo driver that knows how to read!

    • MaddieMoss

      Ba-dump-bump!

  • TocksNedlog

    Ed Schultz is investigating to see if some dirty Jew switched the pumps.

    #SarcTag

    • MaddieMoss

      Actually, I think he might do that!

  • Caves45

    It’s Bush’s fault ! Ha , That’s some great team you put together there Obummer …HA Loser

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.kirkeminde Paul Kirkeminde

    REPO MEN have struck in Israel,,,,they are relentless!!!!!
    I knew that if he kept dodging the payments he was gonna get re-popped!!!

  • nc

    I thought it was odd that BHO had to have Marine One brought over to travel with him (do all presidents do this?), but they also had to ship The Beast? What else goes along?

    • 1SkepticalChick

      The Beast always goes. With every President.

      • ToyZebra

        I didn’t know Michelle was on the trip.

        • 1SkepticalChick

          ^^^Good catch!^^^

    • 1SkepticalChick

      The Beast always goes. With every President.

  • TomJB

    Pope Francis I has offered President Obama the use of the Popemobile since he considers himself a mortal and prefers to mingle with his throngs. In related news, President Obama has had to buy larger sized hats out of pocket because sequester.

  • garys

    Will someone please tell me why that Sara person was wearing a helmet? Did she also put on a bullet-proof vest? In Israel? Did she think that because her anti-Israel reporting made her a target? Not bloody likely. At least not from any Jews…

  • Harry Pickle

    A Cadililac on a tow truck.. That’s where GM product spend most of their time. LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/kam.patterson Kam Patterson

    Obamas limo ran out of fuel? Why this could end his career!

    – Senator Marco Rubio

  • trixiewoobeans

    It’s Bush’s fault!

  • HWGood

    Rather analogous for what he’s doing to the U.S.A.

    • Ardell Simon

      Remember during the campaign… “put it in D to drive the country forward, not R, we don’t want to go in reverse”, so we what do we get..broke!

  • HWGood

    Rather analogous for what he’s doing to the U.S.A.

  • williambaranowski

    What, no ethanol?

  • williambaranowski

    What, no ethanol?

  • dinkerduo

    Good grief—didn’t Israel have a limo of their own that he could have used?!?
    They are VERY good at security ya know!

  • dinkerduo

    Good grief—didn’t Israel have a limo of their own that he could have used?!?
    They are VERY good at security ya know!

  • carl arasi

    Good!!Make the Communist Pig walk!!

  • carl arasi

    Good!!Make the Communist Pig walk!!

  • http://twitter.com/pmf171 Peter Fedash

    It’s Bush’s fault !!!

  • http://twitter.com/pmf171 Peter Fedash

    It’s Bush’s fault !!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    Not sure what’s more embarrassing: #Obama’s #limo driver put petrol instead of diesel and it wouldn’t start or having to #report it.

    ———————————

    third choice: working for cnn

  • skip1930

    Is this typical of The White House Staff or what? Not only do we have an incompetent president but also an incompetent limo driver. Maybe his sniffer is not working, A non-working sniffer is usually the first sign of a brain tumor … I digress ,,, who can not tell the difference between diesel fuel and gasoline? Pitiful, simply pitiful.

  • RedSoloCup

    I guess he will blame it on Bush like everything else.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1003376721 Sheldon Cooper

    In my travels, I have noticed there always seems to be one, overwhelming common denominator when you see a vehicle broke down on the side of the interstate. Let’s see who’s paying attention to details…