The news that launched a thousand eye rolls (yes, we’re low-balling):

Nope, not April Fools’ Day or The Onion. Sports Illustrated actually declared President Mom Jeans the 44th most powerful person in sports. Sports!’s Tony Lee notes:

Just like many of his undeserved accolades–most notably the Nobel Peace Prize–here is another mind-boggling media honor given to Obama by a mainstream press that genuflects more than they hold Obama to account.

Paging Jon Lovitz: Time for another “you didn’t earn that” graphic.

Maybe for skeet shooting? Obama totally does that all the time!