Is it official? Is Ashley Judd tossing her hat in the ring as a candidate for the U.S. Senate?

It’s on(ish). An unnamed insider tells FOX411’s Pop Tarts, “At least in Ashley’s mind, it is happening.”

Heh.

A lot of things are going on in Ashley’s mind, and ever generous with their time, conservatives are making sure the public learns just what a Judd campaign would be all about.

Will Judd’s Senate run shape up to be the rom-com imagined by @ExJon? Will it look something like this?

She’s already scored an endorsement:

http://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/statuses/310093790402711552

With a campaign possibly-maybe-sorta likely, the givers of the conservative Twittersphere are ready to assist with plenty of choice quotes and strategic advice.

A parting prediction:

Zing!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    “Ashley Judd Keeps a ‘Psychological Support’ Dog to Help Deal With Her Depression”
    -ABC news

    Even her dog thinks she is crazy.

    • Miss Clairee

      Heh! Not just plain ol’ crazy, Tangchung! Bat-$hit crazy!!!!!!!

      • CatHerder

        Hey, if she does win at least the dems will have one female senator that doesn’t make me want to gouge my own eyes out rather than look at.

        • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

          Personally, I don’t think she’s aging well. She’s starting to take on the “Pelosi Eyes”. O.O

          • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

            A below average looking woman with intelligence/sense, morals, and a good sense of humor; makes her exponentially more attractive. Ashley’s the antithesis of that.

          • scubaski00

            She’s a southern girl…they peak early and become haggard quickly thereafter!

          • 1SkepticalChick

            Ahem…..I may be a chicken, but I’m a southern chicken.

          • kathy

            You’re confused. Southern women stay looking good because they start out far ahead of the rest. Fact!

          • 1SkepticalChick

            That’s that bug eyed liberal woman look.

          • Ken Alan Draper

            the “pelosi eyes” was originally known as the “Charlie Manson homicidally insane eyes” and has always been associated with people who are utterly psychotic.

          • 1CatEye

            She looks like a frog that swallowed a lightning bug. Zap!

        • 1SkepticalChick

          You’ll only have to stop up your ears!

      • 97E

        Yep. She’s getting down to Jane Fonda level crazy.

    • $45065723

      I don’t know if my dog has depression, but he’s real bummed out when I’m not home. I’m sure it’s the opposite with Judd’s dog.

      • Miss Clairee

        Ashley Judd’s dog when she open the front door: “Ah Hell! You mean that nut job is already home?”

        • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

          lol, you can bet that dog tries to escape. Darn dog catcher keeps bringing him back.

          • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

            ♫First time ever I saw your face♪

            the reference may be too esoteric

            Edit: Sorry, this is awful! I am just imagining these are Ashley’s animals faces when she comes home and the commentary put me over the top…I am going to hell in a hand basket, I just couldn’t help but laugh
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suE_WJWUEVs

          • BlueGood

            Said Dawg was interviewed by Matt Drudge and all Dawg had to say was…ROUGH…..ROUGH…ROUGH, Sneeze….She’s ROUGH….ROUGH….Rough…….

            We’re done here…..

        • JustLikeAnimals

          Reminds me of the South Park episode when Paris Hilton came to town and bought Butters as a pet after her dog committed suicide in the back seat of her limo. Hilarious!!! =)

          Ashley prolly goes through a puppy a week!!!

    • JustLikeAnimals

      With her highly publicized record of comments she’ll be dragging an entire kennel around with her after the first week.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        lol, yep!

    • $23629333

      She’s on her sixth dog. Three of them ran away, and two of them ran in front of traffic – repeatedly.

    • Shawn

      Pick on the mentally ill, I see how this one is going to go

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        I feel sorry for the dog, animal cruelty.

        • Shawn

          LOL

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Politics is a battle of wits.

        Judd is unarmed.

    • Dave Logan

      It’s always good to have someone who is smarter than oneself to be your confidant and adviser.

      I’m certain that the dog would have talked her out of this expression of contempt for America though..

    • TWG2A

      Yeah, anyone wanna bet it’s a pitbull?

    • TWG2A

      Yeah, anyone wanna bet it’s a pitbull?

  • Miss Clairee

    A Harvard education, does not one, a scholar make!

    Ewwwww!!!! This is gonna be sooooooo good!

    • Kim

      And I would hardly consider a ONE-year “Mid-Career Master’s” from Harvard’s public admin school a “Harvard education!”

      • Roto

        yea, it barely qualifies her to be Paducah City Clerk….

        • Ken Alan Draper

          heck, it barely qualifies her to be a Murray city clerk.

      • $23629333

        If there are still such things as essays in university, I would love to see one of Ashley’s, from Harvard or the University of Kentucky.

        • scubaski00

          And if it exists, it was likely “written” by Juan Williams!! LOL

        • 3seven77

          It will probably be as well-written and “intellectual” as Michelle Obama’s Princeton thesis.

      • 1CatEye

        I think she actually said she dropped out to join the Peace Corps. Imagine that! How 60s of her.

        • Kim

          I thought she said, “I joined the Peace Corps, then dropped out.” As if that alone qualified as an accomplishment.

          According to Wikipedia (because I refuse to research a celebrity beyond Wiki, really) she really did get a one-year master’s. Maybe she dropped out of a two-year program and they threw one of those celebrity degrees at her just because.

          And now I really want to kick myself for being this invested in it.

        • Kim

          I thought she said, “I joined the Peace Corps, then dropped out.” As if that alone qualified as an accomplishment.

          According to Wikipedia (because I refuse to research a celebrity beyond Wiki, really) she really did get a one-year master’s. Maybe she dropped out of a two-year program and they threw one of those celebrity degrees at her just because.

          And now I really want to kick myself for being this invested in it.

    • twolaneflash

      She obviously received, not an education, but a celebrity degree, a practice which is widespread in the Poison Ivy League schools.

    • scubaski00

      Just ask a Roosevelt, a Kennedy, or an Obama!!

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    That video was painful. o.O

    • GaryTheBrave

      I agree. That video should be played at Gitmo. Those Muslims will be wondering how someone like that could be the Great Satan.

    • 1CatEye

      Did you see the slack-jawed disbelief on the faces of those women in the audience? I would have gotten up, yelled, “what is this shit” and walked out.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I think she may out “capsize” Hank Johnson.

  • irishgirl91

    I work w/ a 22yr.old woman who is finishing her Womens Studies degree. Yup, sat through 30 min. of her speaking just like Ms. Judd. All Ashley had to add was add that drug laws are government approved genocide of the black race (I kid you not). I can’t believe this B.S will play long in Kentucky.

    • NRPax

      I’m assuming that the only reason you sat through those thirty minutes is because either you were working or you were concerned about the looks that gnawing your leg off would earn you.

    • CB19

      Were you in USDA sensitivity training?

    • engineman55

      There are numerous “women’s studies” sites on the web!

      They’re called PORN SITES!

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Ha,ha,ha.That comment + photo really made me laugh.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Ashley is hoping to get endorsements from her fellow actors Gary Busey and Randy Quaid.

    How can she deprive America of more Ashley Judd movies?

  • HARP2

    Good Lord !!!

  • $45065723

    I don’t understand why Twitchy (and conservatives in general) are paying so much attention this story. I think we all know she’s super liberal in a red state. She’s going to run and lose. I don’t see that as a super newsworthy item.

    • Lord Foggybottom

      Because it’s gonna be a goddam funny train wreck!

      • mdtljt

        Hell, I hope she wins the primary…that’ll extend the laughs & verbal evisceration!!! What fun!!

      • SpinMeNot

        I was trying to come up with the correct answer to the question, “why?”, came up blank. However, I agree with you, “It’s gonna be a hoot!”

    • J. Cox

      I don’t see how you can even remotely confuse this site as a news site.Is the Daily show also up their with ABC?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      You must have misspelled supernewsworthyitems DOT com as twitchy. Try again, maybe you’ll find the URL you’re looking for.

    • Miss Clairee

      Magliarosa, repeat this mantra every morning: Expose the Left and Mock! Expose the Left and Mock! Expose the Left and Mock!

    • TocksNedlog

      Yeah, we get it — you don’t get it.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      The utter stupidity of the left is no longer a well guarded secret. This is cause to revel and MOCK openly. CHIN UP, BIG SMILE!

    • $23629333

      It’s not the newsworthiness of the possible candidacy of Ashley Judd that attracts the attention of folks – like me – here, it’s the inanity of such a possibility.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      @magliarosa:disqus – we are paying attention to this story for a few reasons: 1. She’s extremely liberal and feels she’s going to win/save Kentucky from the verge of Conservative Hell. 2. She hasn’t lived in Kentucky for over twenty-something years 3. Her ass has overloaded her mouth in more ways than one and she’s hoping her “fellow” Kentuckians are going to forget. 4. She’s hoping her “fellow” Kentuckians are going to trample themselves in order to come out and here her speak and then in turn vote for her. 5. She’s God’s gift to the world (according to her own knowledge) and will right those who are W.R.O.N.G with her valuable liberal thinking/logic.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Ashley Judd threatened to take a sorority member “hostage” in that video. Ask Ashley why she supports abducting women.

    • bigkahuna9

      She looks rode hard and put away wet. Me thinks she fits well in Kentucky…the Derby

      • kathy

        Come on. She may be an idiot, unfit to run for office, but she is a beautiful woman.

        • 97E

          No, not really.

  • mdtljt

    Wonder if she looks upon her mother as an unconscionable breeder too…sadly, in her case I might agree…Why, Naomi..why didn’t you stop before you birthed this ninny???

    • bicentennialguy

      Accidents happen all the time. At least Naomi didn’t favor baby-killing as her pufferfish daughter does.

      • $36544368

        As my father used to say….”be careful while you’re out with your date tonight…remember, ‘accidents cause people'”…LOL! My ex-boss (who is about as Conservative as you can be) is good friends with Ashley Judd…I’d like to ask her to go over to Ashley Judd’s house and do an intervention…and no wonder she and Dario Franchitti split…he probably got tired of her nonsense!

        • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

          This is clearly an “conspiracy theory” point on my part, but isn’t it interesting that she and Dario Franchitti split right before she starts her “pre campaign” pre campaign to test the waters.

          • $36544368

            I was thinking along the same lines when I said he was probably tired of her nonsense. I think you’re probably very close to the truth, if not right on it.

        • 1CatEye

          Maybe his earplugs finally fell out.

  • George Maddog Smith

    She opened her mouth and destroyed herself! Ashley, this is NOT Calif!! It is Kentucky. People in Kentucky care about their liberty and freedom.

  • Miss Clairee

    You have made my day Twitchy! On my way shortly to Ladies’ TGIF Night at the local ale house. THIS topic will be sure to lead the conversation. Maybe I should come up with a game tonight to see which one of us can find the most bizarre Ashley Judd quote on our smart phones. Winner gets a free beer!!!!!!……our poor husbands have to pick us up after these shenanigans…..Bless Their Hearts!

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Beer? make it a Tanqueray and Tonic! :)

      • Miss Clairee

        I would, but Miss Anne isn’t going. We will be out past her 7 PM bedtime.

      • 1CatEye

        Martinis!

    • mdtljt

      That sounds like a blast, Miss Clairee!! Wish I could join in on the fun!! Raise a glass to the moonbats for me!!

      • Miss Clairee

        Sure will!!!!!!!!

  • Mr. Right

    How does this Hollywood birdbrain have the nerve to think she’s even remotely qualified for the senate. She may run for mayor of Hollywood or borough president of Manhattan but no way she represents KY.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    Not a snowballs chance in hell of winning that seat

    • dr44

      From your mouth to God’s ears.
      BUT – remember! She WILL have serious Hollyweird money backing her.
      And she WILL have the presstitutes in the MSM advocating for her as hard as they can. As far as they’re concerned, all they have to do is keep anyone from asking Ashley any kind of hard questions (so that she won’t totally humiliate herself, of course), and she’s a shoo-in!
      People of Kentucky – please do NOT get complacent! Ashloon could win this! (gag!)

  • Jack Deth

    Hell!

    A sly old boy from the hills like Boyd Crowder would own, use and sell Ms. Judd to the lowest bidder before the halfway point of an episode of ‘Justified’.

    Imagine what real, honest to God fearing, gun loving Kentuckians would do to (or with) her!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

    Anybody listen to that video?

    She is a condescending braggart.

    • Roto

      Find her interviews during her ex-husband’s races. She acted like an expert (as ALWAYS) on everything from fuel mixtures to aerodynamics….

  • SWwife

    Ashley Judd’s shocking memoir telling all about her famous family has her mother, country legend Naomi Judd, and singing sister Wynonna fighting mad.

    “How she could betray her own flesh and blood with this disturbed view
    of what happened is shocking and hurtful,” a Judd family insider tells
    me. “These ugly family accusations should be discussed in private within
    the family, not printed and sold to the public to make a quick buck.”

    Ashley didn’t hold anything back, claiming she was sexually abused and left with caregivers who used drugs, highlighting a childhood filled with neglect, abuse and deep depression.

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/06/ashley-judd-memoir-family-angry/

  • pajamakat

    Oh my goodness. She is a blithering idiot. She’s sure to get elected. God help us.

  • SWwife

    Last year Wynonna Judd got married again, yet Naomi and Ashley weren’t Invited to her Wedding.

    As sad as it is, it makes you wonder why

  • bigsiouxriver

    From Judd’s website: “I am shocked – a word I use neither lightly nor often – at the wholesale, rampant, extraordinary, and inexcusable epidemic of what can only be called systemic and mass rape in the US military.”

  • TocksNedlog

    The empress has no clothes!

    Oh wait, that’s just one (or ALL) of her movies.

  • Belinda Henry

    I remember when we laughed about butt munch Frankin running for Senate. That didn’t turn out to funny.

    • goldwater89

      Agreed. Crazier things have happened. Although Kentucky is a nothing like Minnesota.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Yeah, but Kentucky has something going for it–it has no Minneapolis libs to skew the vote like in Minnesota.

      • 1CatEye

        Well, this is the land of 10,000 lib loons, and their vote fraud. Our SOS is a Soros-bot.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    This ill-thought out candidacy is going to last about as long as a box of donuts at a Chris Christie news conference.

    Ashley Judd: Proof positive that it is, indeed, unconscionable to breed.

    This will be more fun than a barrel of monkeys in a banana store.

  • bigsiouxriver

    There is a wacko bird from KY and it isn’t Rand Paul

  • $23629333

    Apparently, Ashley Judd has been considering politics for a few years. If Wikipedia is to be believed, she left the University of Kentucky in 1990 not having graduated, with her heart then set on a career in entertainment. In 2007, she took the first step in burnishing her resume – and credibility and electability – by formally, finally attaining her diploma from UK. In 2010, she took a further step in that direction by attaining a Master in Public Administration at Harvard.

    If you’re a portsider, having a Harvard degree on your resume is a BIG deal. Of course, if you’re a Republican, it’s immaterial. Look at the younger George Bush, he attended both Harvard and Yale, and – yet – portsiders insisted that he was a moron.

    Wonder if Ashley’s school records and the work she did in university are sealed.

    • Roto

      That Harvard (HKS) MC/MPA is a 1-year, 8 credit hours degree. Barely qualifies her to be Paducah City Clerk. Bet she still says she has “a masters from Harvard” though.

  • Roto

    “Ashley Judd said that Dads giving away daughters at weddings is “a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status” — No Ashley, you should know that’s called a shotgun in Kentucky :-)

  • http://twitter.com/RockThePocket DavidEKnight

    It’s a damn shame. The list for idiots I won’t watch on tv or movies anymore is getting longer and longer. By the time my last tv breaks or becomes obsolete, there won’t be any need for tv’s, satellite or cable, huh? Good thing I have a great family and vacation trips and a project truck and pets and playing music and riding motorcycles and building projects and … Listen Hollywood, you are being replaced. Attention also Celebrities, Athletes and Musicians!

  • Ralphie85

    Funny…she lives in Tennessee …part time in Europe and is running for senate in KY???

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Worked for HRC…

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Judd out-crazies Sheila Jackson-Lee…and *that*, my friends, is saying something!

  • californa red

    be careful what you wish for. she has something very appealing to American voters – fame. The media will be all-in for her as well.

  • scubaski00

    Why can’t ACTORS just do what they do best and read scripts?! WHY must they ruin what little credibility they have as ACTORS?! Another celebrity has been added to my “boycott” list!

  • $27789750

    To put it kindly, she does lack emotional maturity.

  • bkeyser
  • Kartua

    I believe that her Mother suffered the same problem!!!

  • Julierae2332

    Why do these actors keep ruining it for me, pretty soon I’m not going to be able to go to movies anymore because the sight of these so-called “activists” makes me want to puke in my bucket of popcorn.

    • Raye09

      These actors/activist feel they are just doing what they feel is best for us poor, unenlightened street urchins. I agree with you though, I am tired of these fools opening their mouths to spew ignorance and insult the general public( who funds their careers).

  • Sportsphotogirl

    Just because you show up at Rupp Arena a few times a year, does not make you a Kentuckian! We don’t want you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      What? You don’t like California transplants sashaying into your state telling you how to live?

  • disqus_FlD2VMR2RJ

    Fail-tacular senate loss in progress. Please run, Ms. Judd.

  • http://twitter.com/richard_mcenroe richard mcenroe

    Oh, come on! You know she’s gonna SWEEP the humanities majors at KSU…

  • JoeBideyourtime

    Have you ever heard her mother, Naomi, speak? It’s apparent where Ashleys thoughts come from.

  • Michael Rice

    If it rains while someone is trying to mine, is that like the land peeing on its attacker?

  • Jeff Smith

    Just can’t fix stupid, no matter how hard you try…

  • oneword

    what a wackadoodle

  • Rick Germain

    Weapons grade stupid.

  • Guest

    SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!! :-O

  • Steve_J

    She wouldn’t fit in too well in the Senate, she’s too old for Menendez.

  • sqdog99

    For a photo op she could don an oversized helmet and perform an abortion inside a coal fired Army tank.

  • SMH-DraggingMyHeels

    OMGOSH…. Only read the tweets about Ashley Judd to about half way down. Ugh, I had to stop! Can’t stand it. Every Actor, musical group, every singer I ever thought I loved > This past few years, my eyes have been opened… Every month, every week, there is another person who I can’t help but “feel differently about”… I’m all for “to each his own” & “live & let live” — but — when you realize THEY themselves don’t ascribe to that very same notion… how can you not inadvertently just start writing them off?? Man, times have changed. & they just keep changing. So fast. I used to love movies & LOVE music, but all these narcissistic, in-your-face, pissing & whining liberal bullies in both industries just make me yearn to walk away from it all. They have taken over. It’s just not that fun anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

    Is it just me, or does this woman’s face look like she sat on a high-pressure air hose?

  • cgraham77

    Good lord, this woman is a bubble-headed dingbat.

  • Raye09

    Intellectually this woman is on the same level as Jose Canseco. Again, I am fascinated with 100% organic stupidity in the raw. In her mind what she is saying actually makes sense, and the scary part is people actually agree.
    Ms. Judd only became “feminist” after her looks faded/her face was butchered by plastic surgeons. Ever notice that these starlets have no problem getting nekkid, flaunting their bodies, using their looks to get ahead and generally being anti-feminist until their looks head south?

    And the human breeding bit is absurd to say the least. I would consider myself childless by choice, but seriously? Adoption is wonderful but it is not for everyone. Having a child and raising a family is a goal/dream for the vast majority of the country. Insulting some 90% of your voting base is idiotic to say the least. Comparing coal mining to rape is stupidity at its finest.

    • 1CatEye

      Maybe that could be her campaign slogan: Stupidity at its finest!

      • Raye09

        That would be fitting

  • MaryKay

    Won’t the poor peasants in Tennessee and in Scotland be upset she isn’t running for office in a jurisdiction where she actually owns a home? Did her fellow students at U of Kentucky even elect her to student government?

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    That vapid, self-entitled limousine liberal useful idiot attention wh0re most likely isn’t going to run for elected office in Kentucky — or anywhere else.

    If she does run — she will run as a blatant Carpet-Bagger. And it is strictly to troll the electorate, troll the media, and game the system to benefit some other libtard who’s actually potentially viable against McConnell and his $8 Million+ campaign war chest. Ashley Judd has absolutely no chance of winning in Kentucky. None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

    So there can really be only one conclusion as to her reason(s) for even contemplating running — much less going through with it. She’s a wealthy, bored, useful idiot semi-celebrity-has-been with a lot of ex-husband alimony cash to burn through mucking up the Right in deep red Kentucky.

    One thing is certain beyond reproach — Ashley Judd’s nuttier than a fruitcake.

    It’s a sham. Another distraction. More Obama squirrel. It is the only thing she’s useful for.

  • 1CatEye

    Wow. Vacuous, unintelligent, self-absorbed, slogan parrot. In other words, perfect dim candidate!

  • http://www.theretiredbabyboomer.net/ Dave

    She’s the perfect Democratic candidate. She’s completely clueless. She’s thin-skinned as Obama. This is going to be just too much fun.

  • DANEgerus

    Sing it with me “I’ve Seen your boobs! I’ve Seen your boobs! I’ve Seen your boobs!”

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Since the obadmos have lowered the standard to 6-feet-under as paid servants of Americans, Ashley will fit right in…at the bottom.
    Absolute madness even to humor this roboti-con.

  • RalphTheCat

    Rand Paul makes KY look like a well run conservative state.
    Ashley Jughead is more representative ot the liberal tax and spend government that the state has.
    McConnell….Well, he is just there.

  • Bad things coming

    Seems like she would fit right in with the other liberal whackjobs like Pelosi, Whatserface Sultzie, Weiner, etc.. Bar couldn’t be any lower these days; look at what got elected to sit in the office of the presidency.

  • TWG2A

    I don’t know why anyone thinks her run is wasted time and effort. After all, czar john holdren, who believes We, The People are “useless eaters” and a “pulsating mass of maggots” is squatting on a throne in our very own WH, with nary a whimper from We, The People. “People” are slaughtering their own children to the tune of 127,000 PER DAY worldwide, with nary a whimper. In fact, it’s being glorified! Nothing surprises me anymore, considering the monsters we currently have installed in our government agencies.

  • TWG2A

    I don’t know why anyone thinks her run is wasted time and effort. After all, czar john holdren, who believes We, The People are “useless eaters” and a “pulsating mass of maggots” is squatting on a throne in our very own WH, with nary a whimper from We, The People. “People” are slaughtering their own children to the tune of 127,000 PER DAY worldwide, with nary a whimper. In fact, it’s being glorified! Nothing surprises me anymore, considering the monsters we currently have installed in our government agencies.