José Canseco has been trolling for an invitation to the 2013 Tiger Beat Banquet, er, White House Correspondents Dinner since last year. He even offered Michelle Obama a hug in exchange for a ticket. Because who wouldn’t want to witness our esteemed media squeeing like Twi-hards and tossing their panties at celebrity crushes?
José is also dying for a chance to meet Dick Lugar.
So how could he possibly turn down the chance to be BuzzFeed’s celeb arm-candy?
Train wreck of trolls at Nerd Prom? #YesWeCanseco.
Here’s a preview of the dinner conversation: