Silly us. We thought firearms made pretty good rape repellent. But apparently urinating on yourself and pretending to have your period are way better methods of making yourself a less “attractive” victim.

Good thing the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs is around to arm women … with priceless tips. A little vomiting on demand, a skillfully faked STD and presto! Rape “passively” averted. Or, those “actions on your part might lead to more harm.” UCCS is sure it’s one of those.

After an avalanche of Twitter backlash, the University’s Emergency Management department eventually got around to providing “context” for its widely-derided advice on “what to do if you are attacked.”

From the UCCS Department of Public Safety update:

The ten points of information below were used in a context supplemented with additional information during the in-class training covered in the Rape Aggression Defense (RAD) class.  The R.A.D. class is offered free of charge as a public service to women who are part of the greater UCCS community.

Perhaps, like Democrat Joe Salazar, UCCS administrators believe women shouldn’t be armed because they aren’t capable of differentiating a potential attacker from a friend. To many on the Left, a raped woman is preferable to an armed woman.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Pull a gun and make the rapist piss his pants.

    • b_truit

      Will never understand a liberals concept that we shouldn’t hurt a rapist or murderer… I have a sign at my driveway entrance that reads, “trespassers intending harm will be shot, survivors will be shot again”. Screw em let em rot people.

      • LordElrond09

        I keep it simple. I put up the target of my last trip to the shooting range on the door. It says nothing and everything at the same time

        • http://killermist.com/ killermist

          Amen. (or, “may God let it be” whichever is more appropriate)

      • Vennoye

        “Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” ~~Adam Smith
        See how smart our forefathers were!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      More like pull a gun and make a rapist sit down to pee for the rest of his life.

      • kilthan

        There’s this artery in groin that, if cut, retracts and requires surgery to get back out… In other words, shoot or stab a rapist down there in *just* the right way, and they’ll bleed to death before the paramedics get there. This is the best solution to the problem. I advocate even to gun owning women that they carry a pen knife or any other long sharp but easily concealable blade. You never know if the gun may jam, or if you miss, or if, God forbid, they’re wearing armor. But a knife to the crotch we’ll do the trick, even if they try to keep chasing/attacking you, they’ll pass out from blood loss pretty quick. Then you can calmly call 911, tell them you were attacked, you feared for you life, and had no choice but to kill your attacker.

    • David

      This may be the greatest post of all time. Congratulations.

    • Lori Peters

      Good one.

  • Pat Loudoun

    The short version? Don’t wear short dresses. I thought such statements were a no no?

    • bonnieblue2A

      That’s just leftist code for : “female students should wear a burka because men cannot be responsible for their sexual urges.” Nothing to look at here folks…..

    • bonnieblue2A

      That’s just leftist code for : “female students should wear a burka because men cannot be responsible for their sexual urges.” Nothing to look at here folks…..

  • ChampionCapua

    There goes my Fake Vomit and Fake Urine concession stand idea. Why do Progs hate capitalism?

    • Craig Rhew

      do you want to distribute my ” I have an STD ” T-shirt? I think it will fly off the shelves especially in CO

      • Craig Rhew

        funny how one lib went through these comments and gave us all a bad grade for the day – their feelings were hurt

        • 1SkepticalChick

          And didn’t bother to comment. smh.

          • Donna Acosta

            LOL!! What would they say?!

          • 1SkepticalChick

            Ha! Apparently that little down arrow says it all, “Ima shallow voter, but I don’t like this onesie, or that onesie….”

      • $36544368

        Sexually Transmitted Democrat? (lol)

        • Craig Rhew

          Brilliant

    • just Dave

      I would suggest you sell “I have a STD panties”, complete with odor and fake scabs, but we know the word police detest ‘panties’ as much as they do guns

    • Lori Peters

      Most liberals don’t have to fake the retarded part.

  • samazf

    So if a woman prevents getting raped by (illegally) carrying a gun on campus for protection and shoots her attacker, will they arrest her for not getting raped instead?

    • ChurchSox

      Probably.

    • ProfShadow

      You know…they should be carrying scissors! I mean, that’s what Homeland tells us to do!

      Sheesh….

    • CitizenEgg

      I’d like to see a questionnaire for rape victims asking if they would have preferred the right to defend themselves with a gun. I mean, aren’t they really the experts on the matter, just by experience?

      • $36544368

        Okay…I’ll be vulnerable here…I would have preferred the right to defend myself with a gun.

  • therantinggeek

    *facepalm*

  • $35072932

    Make it known you’re a women studies major, that ought to do it.

  • NRPax

    Ah yes: “We were taken out of context.” Translation: “Dammit, we got caught. Now to backtrack and look good.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Those 10 things to prevent an attack are the stupidest thing I’ve read today. It’s almost as if they were written by a rapist to make sure the woman won’t get away.

    • ChurchSox

      “…stupidest thing I’ve read today…”

      It’s still early.

  • Jack Deth

    I’m confused.

    Let me get this straight.

    Most campuses allow female student to charge male students with “Virtual” or “Thought” rape for an appreciative comment, glance or leering look. Yet won’t allow female students to protect themselves when confronted by a rapist???!!!

    Ladies. S&W makes a complete line of “Lady Smith” revolvers and automatics with smaller, more ergonomic grips and slimmer silhouettes specifically for you. Get a shrouded or hammer less .38 and empty it into the abdomen (Or lower) of your assailant. Hence the phrase, “Belly Gun”.

    • NRPax

      Well Jack, you have it right but that doesn’t help it make sense.

      • Jack Deth

        “It’s better to be tried by twelve than carried by six”.

        • NRPax

          “I was in fear for my life.” is a good conversation starter when the cops arrive.

          • ProfShadow

            Always try to be the first one to call 911…

          • $36544368

            Unfortunately it didn’t work for George Zimmerman :-(

    • Richard Dean MacLean

      Ruger makes a nice model too. Hammerless, small barrel, low profile, smaller grip. Beautiful. It’s what my wife carries. (Ladies – revolvers mean just point and squeeze. No slide to pull or safety to worry about. And a .38 is quite powerful.)

      • LordElrond09

        Agreed. For those ladies concerned about ‘stopping power’ the .38 has more than enough stopping power.

      • Maxx

        Also, Ruger has introduced the LCR 22 Magnum. A six-shot lightweight, easily concealable revolver that has literally no muzzle flip and no recoil. The latest 22 magnum bullets have ballistic results that mimic most .38 rounds. Certainly worth a look for first time female gun buyers. The revolver weighs around 14-ounces if memory serves me and as you know, THAT is one light firearm.

      • Vennoye

        Especially with hollow points…………….

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      @disqus_sd8CCAl8aq:disqus – I would suggest inserting the next clip and emptying again but I don’t want to sound too “gun happy”. 😉

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    I have it on good authority that burkh…burk..burq… bed sheets prevent rapes.

  • TocksNedlog

    Libs love the “you took it out of context” defense

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Libs:

    When 90 year old women are raped in their domiciles and elsewhere in Chicago and other Democrat controlled major cities.

    “Less Attractive” doesn’t enter into the equation!

  • $23629333

    I don’t know if those tips will prevent a sexual assault, but I could see some of them ensuring you a seat and lots of elbow room on public transit.

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    Now wait a moment here. Are you telling me, that I can CHOOSE to have an abortion for whatever reason I want — but I can’t CHOOSE on how to best defend myself? Because I just happen to have breasts? You’d rather I attempt to vomit on my attacker, or yell out that I have a disease? And you think I am the idiot? Wow. Nice. Real nice. /sarc.

    • Elilla Shadowheart

      You know, attempting to vomit on your attacker could be construed as assault. Better watch out the police could charge you for that. And sadly I’m not even kidding at least here in Canada.

      • Tony0920

        someone needs to post the “ten” list. it’s been removed from the college site for quite some time now.anyone?

    • Elilla Shadowheart

      You know, attempting to vomit on your attacker could be construed as assault. Better watch out the police could charge you for that. And sadly I’m not even kidding at least here in Canada.

    • http://www.facebook.com/richard.jefferies.96 Richard Jefferies

      Just wait till we get to England where any resistance to criminal behavior makes you every bit as culpable as the criminal, more so because you you probably actually have something to lose. Ain’t socialism grand?

    • Dan L

      What they’re saying is just relax and enjoy. You can get a day after pill and an abortion, right? So what difference does it make?
      /snark

    • Dan L

      What they’re saying is just relax and enjoy. You can get a day after pill and an abortion, right? So what difference does it make?
      /snark

    • $27121859

      Didn’t they just say women could be in combat roles in military. Well, if women are only able to hysterically defend themselves, the military need to rethink its position.

  • Thevelvetkitten

    Someone should heavy hit them on #10 because democrats and some libs are actually doing the opposite . They are taking that choice away !!!!
    # 10 -Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.”
    #5 is BS-If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
    I have always heard to fight hard and relentless because if they get you down or drag you in a vehicle they say your chances are very small of survival.

  • b_truit

    So the girl screams at her attacker, ” I have an STD!” And the rapist says….. “so do I”.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      “Faker!”

    • kilthan

      and “I’m on my period” will lead to sodomy or oral rape, if it stops the vaginal rape at all.

  • Thevelvetkitten

    #1-Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
    Uhm..Yea..Be very realistic..You could very well die. if you don’t protect yourself. This inserts doubt. Doubt or hesitation is not your friend in these cases.
    #5 again-passive resistance…basically means lay there and take it thus again going against any advice I have ever heard. You don’t know the intent of the attacker and you are increasing your chances of being killed by allowing them to get you down and in a position where you are not able to protect yourself or remove you to another location.

  • $23639361

    odd, they didn’t suggest that the victim give her rapist a condom…. calling sandra fluke, where are you???

  • Long_Knives_Drawn

    some one call the wahhhhhmbulance the baggers are have their panties in a bunch!

    • Love of Country

      You said it, my friend …… fleebaggers are the most emabarrassing trolls in town. That is ….. when they’re not shamelessly fleeing across state lines to blatantly duck their civil responsibilities, lol …. unbelievable!.

    • StopThisMadness

      Oh, look.Someone’s escaped from his place behind Obama’s skirt. Calling Nancy Pelosi….you have a runner. He’s speaking on his own. Reel him in.

    • RightThinking1

      Long_Knives,

      Uh, oh. I see you haven’t gotten the “panties” memo. Better check in at Lefty_HQ.com and download the latest version of the PC code,

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      yep, pointing out pathetic university policy is the same as whining. go suck it, troll.

    • Long_Knives_Drawn

      14 Down Votes, on Bagger Website = WINNING!!!!!

  • Love of Country

    Liberal women have been gravitating toward the “ugly look” for some time, now. This is nothing new and this is certainly no effective strategy. Sadly, ugly liberals get raped every single day in Dinglebarry’s own adopted hometown of Chicago, no less, as well as in other regrettably liberal precincts all across the nation. Liberal Universities are stupid, yo.

    • ProfShadow

      True…you just have compare female anchors on MSNBC and Fox. /bad-dum!

  • 1SkepticalChick

    So now UCCS is a prime target and free rape zone. No one is armed (gun free zone). And if your target does anything on the list, so thoughtfully provided to potential attackers, they are faking in order to get away. So go for it, Dude! But be careful. Safe zones are impenetrable and they have call boxes every 5 feet. Be sure to get your hand over her mouth first thing, she might have an assault whistlle.

    • ProfShadow

      BUT, BUT, BUT….it is AGAINST THE LAW to rape someone!!

      The ENTIRE U.S. is a “Rape Free Zone”

      How ever can people be rapists? Don’t they know it is wrong? That they are committing a crime? IT is AGAINST THE LAW!

      Laws just outline consequences for certain behaviors IF you are convicted of engaging in those behaviors. Laws don’t stop anyone from doing anything except maybe asking themselves “I wonder, do I think I can get away with it and not get caught?”

      Criminals answer yes to that all the time. They are opportunists and seek low hanging fruit. Criminals don’t want you to oppose them. Bad for business….

      —-
      SHEESH. Liberals remind me of the day I sat down accidentally on a cactus…a bunch of pains in the gluteus maximus.

  • kindamara

    I clicked the link for the Top 10 and they have been removed. With regards to the STD excuse, do you really think a rapist is going to care? He (assuming a male here) probably already has multiple STD’s to share with his target.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      They are still there. Don’t know what link you are using.

      http://www.uccs.edu/pusafety/what-to-do-if-you-are-attacked-.html

      • kindamara

        Thanks for the link. The suggestions make sense. Some of these are just things I was taught as a teen and living in the city. Pretty much common sense.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Annnnnd now they’re gone! Poof!

  • Richard Dean MacLean

    First of all, what the hell is PUSAFETY? Second of all, how about teaching women (and men) to ACTUALLY proactively defend their rights and themselves instead of how to survive when someone comes to take advantage?

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    I just checked that site. The tips have been removed.

    • ProfShadow

      Yep….”taken out of context” ‘bogosity’

  • almarquardt

    The 10 tips have been removed, so I guess they don’t stand by them after all.

    • lainer51

      libs = cowards.

  • Kimberly O’Neal

    I’m of the frame of mind that if a rapist try to rape me, on demand puking, or telling rapist I have an STD will 1) possibly NOT deter rapist because he read same list 2) when in fear I don’t think making oneself puke will come to mind although from fear pissing oneself may happen 3) if rapist does run off it will be to find another victim so I am of the mind to use my Sig. 9 mm and 1) blow his balls off or 2) blow his head off, either way he doesn’t rape me and doesn’t move on to victim #2 !

    • $36544368

      Blow his balls off, blow his head off…same thing and same effect!

  • Tony Houston

    The “context” they were taken “out of” is stupidity.

  • Rich

    You can’t rape a .38.

    • $36544368

      …and you can’t screw with it either 😉

  • Rich

    You can’t rape a .38.

  • lainer51

    it is physically impossible for a liberal woman to MAKE HERSELF any more less attractive… Sorry… them there’s the facts.

  • lainer51

    it is physically impossible for a liberal woman to MAKE HERSELF any more less attractive… Sorry… them there’s the facts.

  • bonnieblue2A

    By promoting intended victims vomit aren’t they promoting women engage in bulemic behavior in order to deter rapists? Promoting eating disorders in conjunction with physical assault/rape is just another part of the far left’s war on women.

  • bonnieblue2A

    By promoting intended victims vomit aren’t they promoting women engage in bulemic behavior in order to deter rapists? Promoting eating disorders in conjunction with physical assault/rape is just another part of the far left’s war on women.

  • bo1921

    If and when the civil war comes, the left could be in serious trouble.

  • LordElrond09

    I now say, sue the University if you get raped for failing to provide a safe and secure learning environment. Maybe with enough of these, they’ll change their tune on campus carry

  • RagamuffinB

    Rape isn’t about ‘attractive’. It is about power. Nothing in that list of 10 changes the balance of power to the woman’s side.

  • tingle007

    Wear a Burka, those things are total boner killers. Also always travel with a male relative or two. If you are out alone or unveiled you are asking for it and you are the REAL criminal.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    I know which university my daughter is not going to.

  • Guest

    Heh, they did apologize for any misunderstanding – after the fact.

  • kim

    Let’s be honest.
    To the left, it is preferable to be the raped and murdered victim of an attacker, rather than a woman who shot and killed said attacker, becase at least, in their eyes, you have retained your moral superiority

  • bigal64

    Don’t leave home without your burka!

  • Garth Haycock

    I a woman truly wants to make herself less attractive, she should become a progressive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      she should just tell them that they are Sandra Fluke.

  • Raye09

    Screw these “people”, If I want to wear heels and lipstick I will. When will all of the idiots learn that rape is never about the woman being attractive, it is about power and control over a victim. In the meantime I will continue to carry a firearm, the ultimate rape repellant.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    very dumb. rape isn’t about “attractiveness” anyways. it’s about having power over someone. rapists do not care how the potential victim looks. ask any psychologist this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    very dumb. rape isn’t about “attractiveness” anyways. it’s about having power over someone. rapists do not care how the potential victim looks. ask any psychologist this.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Be less attractive? Have you seen prostitutes on the street corner in big cities? They aren’t the hot models that you see in all the ritzy movies.

    By the way, that’s essentially what feminists in the EU are suggesting in the midst of the immigrant rape waves over there.

  • dunst43

    Why isn’t the GOP jumping all over this? I would love to see some advertising on this issue. Here’s some free copy: “Would you rather be raped, or armed? Would you prefer that your daughter is assaulted, or would you prefer that she carry a firearm and know how to use it? The Democrats prefer the first options. President Obama and the Democrats want women to have no choice except surrender and submission. (Cut to Beckel, Salazar, or any other Dem.) We have a better way, and it’s found in the Second Amendment. It’s your body, your right. (Show young girl shooting a Glock at a target with mom and dad.) Brought to you by a Republican Party which has re-grown its spine.” Or words to that effect.

  • RightThinking1

    Here’s a tip: Avoid “SlutWalks”:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SlutWalk

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    In this case, the context is worse than being out of context

  • yahoo.com

    the person just stays back enought to keep out of distance of the shot gun range, takes aims through a scope, from that point- shoots at her hand knocking the shot gun out of it, then his gang is set free to rape an pillage the village ??.

  • tomyj1

    It is harder and harder to fix super st*p!d. Pass the duct tape and I’ll try to fix it.

  • geronl

    This news just in, Sex Offenders now moving en masse to Colorado Springs!

  • Jason

    I’m confused how a gun will help stop a rape on a college campus. It makes total sense if someone’s broken into your house, you know they have criminal intent, and probably some time to prepare. But I doubt any rapists stop at arms length and announce their intentions. More likely its a grab from behind situation, and in a close contact grapple with a larger assailant, getting out the gun is unlikely, and its even more likely it would be turned on you. I think Salazar’s point was that at the point where the gun might be useful, you don’t really know if its a rapist, or just some drunk college student stumbling down an alley. And if the rapists know girls are carrying guns, you’ll see more lying in wait, and more encounters starting with a knockout blow. I appreciate wanting to be able to defend yourself, but this seems like introducing the potential for greatly increased physical violence into what should be a relatively controlled environment. It certainly seems like more call boxes with panic buttons and patrolling security would do much more to solve the problem, especially if we are talking about potential victims suspecting an attack in advance.

  • I_loathe_disqus

    According to one report I read a few years back, it is not at all uncommon for rapist to prefer anal sex to vaginal anyway. More painful and more humiliating for the victim, which is a big plus for criminals who want to commit a crime that has much more to do with dominance and anger than with sexual attraction/excitement anyway. The author(s) of the report speculated that “prison experiences” play a big part in what rapists want to do once they get out and can return to victimizing females. If this is true, ‘menstruation’ is irrelevant, as would be STDs self reported by the prospective victim.

  • I_loathe_disqus

    According to one report I read a few years back, it is not at all uncommon for rapist to prefer anal sex to vaginal anyway. More painful and more humiliating for the victim, which is a big plus for criminals who want to commit a crime that has much more to do with dominance and anger than with sexual attraction/excitement anyway. The author(s) of the report speculated that “prison experiences” play a big part in what rapists want to do once they get out and can return to victimizing females. If this is true, ‘menstruation’ is irrelevant, as would be STDs self reported by the prospective victim.