Roses are green! Somebody knows how to make me happy

Oh, honey. Those aren’t roses. And we’re pretty sure 1-800-FLOWERS doesn’t deliver pot … yet.

Looks like “somebody” knows the way to Rihanna’s heart. Because nothing says romance like a gift of the munchies.

Related (unfortunately):

Reaction to Chris Brown’s Valentine’s tweet about what you’d expect

  • CarpeNoctem

    You know if you want to smoke weed then whatever but what is with the need to brag about it online like you are in HS?

    • Joe W.

      Because that is their target audience…YOU kids and mine.

    • Joe W.

      Because that is their target audience…YOU kids and mine.

    • Liz

      I don’t think either of these two ever made it that far in school. Their actions and reactions make me think that they never made it through kindergarten.

    • Liz

      I don’t think either of these two ever made it that far in school. Their actions and reactions make me think that they never made it through kindergarten.

    • BlueGood

      OMG does Rihanna have a midget living on her chest…I sear I saw a little BUM in there….Pretty CHEEKY!

    • Scott Carroll

      What’s green, black, and blue all over?

      Rihanna’s face after smoking a joint with Chris Brown.

      • thetreyman

        it amazes me how a girl so pretty can be so dumb to stay with a woman beater.

        • Scott Carroll

          Stockholm Syndrome.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          Weed makes you stupid

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

            exactly.

        • http://twitter.com/tornanfrayed johnqpubliq2

          Beauty does not = brains

    • jacksonjay

      To sell more records to kids in HS! Duh!

  • CarpeNoctem

    You know if you want to smoke weed then whatever but what is with the need to brag about it online like you are in HS?

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Bumps to the face one day…
    Buds in the hand next day…
    Bumps turn tomorrow?

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Bumps to the face one day…
    Buds in the hand next day…
    Bumps turn tomorrow?

  • no good deed

    I’m sorry. I read that as STD.

  • no good deed

    I’m sorry. I read that as STD.

  • Rob

    If you or I posted that the police would be at our door, we’d spend weeks in court and jail pay fines, lose our access to firearms, our current job, many future jobs, find ourselves in mandated “rehab” be kicked out of whatever school we may be in.
    Rule of Law is now Rule of Elite.
    You can’t have _____ but we are rich and famous.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Problem is who has jurisdiction? Can you prove the photo was taken in a specific enough place? Are you even sure it was in the USA?

      I agree with you about what they would do to us, yet I also see a prosecutorial dilemma.

  • Rob

    If you or I posted that the police would be at our door, we’d spend weeks in court and jail pay fines, lose our access to firearms, our current job, many future jobs, find ourselves in mandated “rehab” be kicked out of whatever school we may be in.
    Rule of Law is now Rule of Elite.
    You can’t have _____ but we are rich and famous.

  • KansasGirl

    How sad.
    She thinks little of herself.

  • Maxx

    That should help ease the pain the next time you decide, according to your man, to hit your face against his fist.

  • Steve_J

    If it takes dope to make her happy that’s rather pathetic.

  • NY Republican

    this’ll help next time your man “beats” you lol

  • Raye09

    I don’t see a problem with smoking weed, granted that employers and states are allowed to vote on the laws on it without federal interference. In all seriousness though, Rihanna looks like an attention starved junior high student for posting this.

    I have no idea why all of these dumbass celebrities are celebrating the legalization of marijuana. Unless you live in Washington State or Colorado, it does not affect you. That is right celebs, if you live in NY or CA you are still beholden to laws that make weed,(and guns, and soda, and butter) illegal/heavily regulated.
    This just makes you look pathetic.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KDX6MKQ3V5OZ3RG5FXUQIAJ5DU John

    This is sad to see. I hope she doesn’t self-destruct like so many other female entertainers of late.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KDX6MKQ3V5OZ3RG5FXUQIAJ5DU John

    This is sad to see. I hope she doesn’t self-destruct like so many other female entertainers of late.

  • $23629333

    I must admit that I was afraid to check this one out – didn’t go where I thought it might.

  • Dale Birmingham

    Idiot meet dashboard. And put some clothes on. You’re starting to look like chris brown.

  • http://twitter.com/grummpyGrannyB betsey masters

    Hello all you celeb bashers. Do you really feel the great need to bash everyone????? How about some constructive comments about something better than bashing Cher, she’s been around along time, comments like some of you make are idiotic, stupid and just unkind. I don’t have tons of money, fame am and not famous, but I do know how to treat people with kindness, and would not post some of the COMMENTS that have been tweeted in regards to Cher’s tweets, everyone has a right to their own opinion, right or wrong, we all have that right!!!!

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Cher?

      The post references spooge dumpster Rihanna.

      Also, false idol worship and/or living your own life vicariously through the contrived cumulative illusion of self-serving attention wh0ring celebritards is unhealthy and it can even be quite detrimental to your actual life reality. I mean, heck, do you really think Cher is going to actually suddenly appear to you and say, “Hey, thanks for sticking up for lil ol’ defenseless bazillionaire me. You can be my friend until I tire of you.”

      But then again, Betsey — lest we all forget — stupid is as stupid does.

  • fivestring_assassin

    I’d enjoy a plant like that

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    At first, I thought from the headline this was going to be about Rihanna’s flaming Herpes Simplex infection.

    But she’s had that for years.

    So then I thought maybe it was about her Hep-C infection.

    She’s had that for years too.

    Never would have guessed a Marijuana Bouquet though.

    A Gingerbread Crack-House might have possibly come to mind — but that’s at Christmas time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

    Yeah, she thinks it’s great until she overdoses or gets in a car wreck for getting high while driving. Tool.