Oh, man.
After days without working toilets and electricity on a disabled Carnival cruise ship, passengers finally returned to shore last night. The Triumph was described as a “floating petri dish.”
PASSENGERS CHEER ESCAPE FROM 'FLOATING PETRI DISH'… http://t.co/y9YljVE9
— NEWS MAKER (@NEWS_MAKER) February 15, 2013
"We had to poop in bags!" MT @IndyWorld: 'Floors squish and the smell chokes': cruise-from-hell ship towed into port http://t.co/ClXWUyJz
— Guy Adams (@guyadams) February 15, 2013
Carnival Cruise. It's the Gooooood Ship. Lollyyyy Poop.
— Zo Rachel (@AlfonZoRachel) February 14, 2013
Poop-disgusting & new-come aboard-we're expecting you!-the POOP BOAT-for exciting Caribbean runs-POOP BOAT promises vouchers for everyone
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 15, 2013
http://twitter.com/MetricButtload/statuses/302408345481015296
Many passengers left behind the stinky, steamy nightmare wearing Carnival’s white bathrobes.
Hey those cruise people are stealing the robes. #carnival #cruise
— Frank B (@BeingFrankWithU) February 15, 2013
You got to be fucking me! "@CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary." pic.twitter.com/rUfa5xMZ
— Vladimir (@Vlaadysmalls) February 15, 2013
But great news, guys! Those robes? No need to return them. Totally on the house!
https://twitter.com/JRudis/status/302287010880696320
Well, um, pretty sure no one else would utilize them RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for Carnival Triumph are complimentary
— Tara Manis Benson (@taramanisbenson) February 15, 2013
Although the robes probably aren't white anymore. RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.
— Maggie Daytona, regular human (@maggieserota) February 15, 2013
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https://twitter.com/Weinsteinlaw/status/302283753844256768
Keep up the good work RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.
— Adrian Lurssen (@AdrianLurssen) February 15, 2013
Oh, you didn't say that, did you?!? RT @CarnivalCruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.
— Maury Brown (@BizballMaury) February 15, 2013
Shouldn’t @CarnivalCruise be in the reality show business. Or better yet. Hire a new PR firm. Free bathrobes?
— thomas doherty (@tuckahoetommy) February 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/stackiii/status/302280941752160256
*blank stare* RT @CarnivalCruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 15, 2013
"@CarnivalCruise: the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary." > the cruise credit & $500 no, but bathrobes make it all good!
— Trina Unzicker (@trinaunz) February 15, 2013
As Major Garrett might say: Not f*cking kidding. That is shirty business.
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