Oh, man.

After days without working toilets and electricity on a disabled Carnival cruise ship, passengers finally returned to shore last night. The Triumph was described as a “floating petri dish.”

Many passengers left behind the stinky, steamy nightmare wearing Carnival’s white bathrobes.

But great news, guys! Those robes? No need to return them. Totally on the house!

https://twitter.com/Weinsteinlaw/status/302283753844256768

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As Major Garrett might say: Not f*cking kidding. That is shirty business.