Happy Valentine’s Day, Musket Morgan! You too, Vince Neil, Joyce Carol Oates, Jim Carrey, Marg Helgenberger, Cher and all the rest of the Constitution-stompers. We don’t mean to be too forward, but we got you a little something:
Sure, some people go the traditional route on Valentine’s Day with the finest Russell Stover in stock at CVS. But self-defense is one of the best gifts you can give a loved one, and plenty of people are celebrating their love with a trip to the range or a new firearm. Quick, someone get Musket some fresh undies!
Aww. True love. Happy Valentine’s Day, all.