Celebrated gun policy wonk Chris Rock said today that he supports gun control because President Obama is “our boss” and “dad.”

How times change! We’re pretty sure Rock didn’t think Booooooosh was our father, our boss, or as Jamie Foxx called Obama, “our Lord and Savior.”

Apparently no one broke the news to Howard Dean:

Since the White House just loves releasing photographic evidence, pics or it didn’t happen!

We hope Papa Obama is ready for a country full of teen angst.


Or can you? Tinseltown can make anything happen. Chris Rock’s “Dreams from my Father”: coming soon.

Worst dad ever or worst dad ever?

And if for no other reason, here’s how we know Chris is off his rocker.


  • MarcoAurelius

    Massa Obama it is.

  • Bob Smooper

    Obama is my world. I fooookin love him!

    I get tingles in my loins when he talks.

    I love you Barack Hussein Obama. xxxxx

    • Kevin Krom

      Obvious troll is obvious.

      • disqus_LASIg6epmj

        I thought he was being sarcastic. *shrugs*

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

          Stick around, Jules. You’ll soon find that he is a rather uninspired troll.

        • lainer51

          No, sarcasm calls for wit and intelligence mixed together… Marky Mark has neither.

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

          It’s hard to tell with these guys sometimes. I think he’s giving us the reverse-English treatment: that IS how he really feels (they don’t really think), but he’s acting as if he’s pretending.

      • http://enria.org/ Bobj

        Thanks for that tautology

    • TocksNedlog

      The only thing worse than Chris Matthews is Chris Matthews with a Limey accent.

      • http://www.iranaware.com/ American Infidels

        Piers Morgan?

    • aliwilcox

      Good afternoon Mark. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see Obama?

    • lainer51

      no kidding… who would have guessed you foookiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggg love him. what a revelation.

    • dr44

      Somebody let Chris Matthews near a computer again.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    So as an elected official, Obama is our “daddy and boss?”

    You know who else is an elected official, Chris?

    Uncle Joe Biden, Aunt Nancy Pelosi, Cousin Hank Johnson, Grandma Harry Reid,…

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      If you read “No Easy Day,” the author describes meeting Biden and saying he was like that crazy drunk uncle at Christmas dinner. lol

    • journogal

      Great-Grandmother Reid, that is…

      • lainer51

        thanks for correcting that

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Major ZING! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • rogueco

    I for one am thrilled to find out I have a new Daddy. When can I expect my Secret Service security detail??

    • Ronin

      Well that depends, subjec- Err, Citizen. What have you been saying recently? Who have you been hanging around with?

      • Deb Scott

        be careful what you ask for-you could find a drone flying overhead

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          KING OBAMA IS A FINK! Go ahead “DAD”…Drone me! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Dud, not dad. Dud.

    • Judy B

      Skeeter + Dud = Skudder

      • Deb Scott

        ha!ha! you’re funny and clever!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      ZING! ONE MORE TIME!….ZING!! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • TocksNedlog

    Re: Bill Cosby
    Obama brought us into this world, and he just received legal authority to take us out.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …Unless you live on… LOMBARD STREET! ZING! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • TocksNedlog

    You didn’t procreate that!

    • http://twitter.com/equaltreatment Elaine

      If Obama had a daughter, she sure wouldn’t look like me.

    • Mapache

      Not sure, I feel screwed by Obama everyday.

      • ForTheRepublic

        And I’ll bet he doesn’t even call the next day! Typical male person.

      • Floyd Clingenpeel

        That would be incest.

      • Glenn R. Tankersley


  • TocksNedlog

    Howard Kurtz says our mom has a big butt.
    Somebody should kick him in his raisin sack.

  • tucsondon

    Our country’s Daddy? I think Mr. Rock is confusing O with George Washington. Big difference. They even named the nation’s capital after him. Mr. Rock should look it up.

    • beebop1952

      So, let me get this straight: Daddy has succeeded in trimming our working hours (if we are lucky enough to have a job) to under 25 per week, presided over rising food and gas costs to the point we are living in Mom’s basement and has no plan that would improve our situation ….

    • Judy B

      Assuming Rock can read?

  • TocksNedlog

    Dear Chris Rock,
    I can assure you that my real dad knows how to shoot a gun.
    If you want proof, come around and try to take his guns away.

  • ChampionCapua

    Daddy, please stop partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce. You’re embarrassing me.

  • ChampionCapua

    If Obama is my Daddy, who was that guy that taught me hard work, fair play and curiosity about the World is the key to success? #RIPRealDad

  • http://twitter.com/Camondrak Camondrak

    My actual dad doesn’t like Obama either.

  • ChampionCapua

    #Daddy, why did you let those men die in Benghazi?

    • Lady 12

      New hashtag!

  • ChampionCapua

    #Daddy, can I have the keys to the car? If you’re done pushing it out of the ditch, that is. BTW, finished my Slurpee two years ago.

  • TocksNedlog

    Sure, we’re all his children, but Sasha and Malia are his favorites. THEY get armed security at school.

  • b_truit

    Did you agree that Bush was your dad? Your a racist. Checkmate


      Chris Rock 100% is a racist

      • dwok

        Maybe, but he’s 100% moron.

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          Clarification, Dwok-A RACIST AND A MORON! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • palintologist

      Don’t you mean “rayciss”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    Quick and dirty. I am not a P.S. professional. I chuckled all the same

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Apparently, I can’t post a photo :(

  • FFlintstone

    If Obama’s our father, does that mean Janet Napolitano is our uncle?

    • Catchance

      No, that’s crazy Uncle Joe. Janet’s our nephew… the one nobody talks about.

    • Biggus_Footus

      I thought she was our “Big Sis.” Do you mean that she is actually a he?

      • JINNASH

        Can’t really tell. Reminds me of the SNL character “Pat”.

  • NCRelite

    hmm true, Bill Cosby > Barack Obama

  • http://twitter.com/UReallySaydThat YouReallySaidThat

    @chrisrock My boss actually gives a crap about americans and doesnt spy on me with predator drones.

    • John (it true me am)

      You’re lucky if all he does is spy with the drones.

  • Steve Pfuelb

    I want some foo stamps and section 8 and I want Daddy Obama to give me a cell phone to.

  • deena01

    Chris Rock: I am American. When you can produce a legal BC proving that BO is American perhaps I will start researching Ancestry.com regarding my heritage. One thing for sure. . .NO President is my father. Hollywood has lost many fans however. Boycotting the ignorance of statements such as yours. It’s about as good as BO stating that his son would look like T Martin.

  • r212

    This kid says, “You’re not the boss of me!”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #MalcolmInTheMiddle #TheyMightBeGiants #MusicTriviaTime Life is unfair..CHRIS ROCKS-IN-THE-HEAD! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • skypilot77

    O can’t be my dad. My Dad taught me to love the US of A.

  • $23629333

    Imagine this scenario. You’re attending a Roy Orbison concert, and you’re seated right in the middle of the front row. One of the opening acts is a ventriloquist with a owl-like puppet who is rude about some of the folks in the front row,* including you. If you were upset, would you be upset with the ventriloquist or the puppet?

    Whenever you’re upset with the man now occupying the White House, you’re getting upset with the puppet. Remember what Rev. Wright said, “President Obama was selected before he was elected, and he is accountable to those who selected him.” The Narcissist-in-Chief loves playing the role of President of the United States, and will say and do whatever he is told to do to maintain his position and the lifestyle which goes with it.

    While I believe the men behind the man in the Oval Office have earned themselves an orange jumpsuit – if not worse – I nonetheless must salute them for their coup. They knew that with the junior senator from Illinois running for and then occupying the White House, the usual suspects – who otherwise would be on the streets protesting the drone wars and things like NDAA – would be quiet, and the folks on the other side would focus on the puppet, while ignoring the ventriloquist(s).

    (* up to this point, this scenario truly did play out decades ago)

    • palintologist

      Anita Moncrief (ACORN infiltrator) said Obama’s name was posted in their field offices as the upcoming president YEARS before anyone ever heard of him.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    #Daddy, uncle Biden touched me.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    I guess this means we all have a crazy uncle Biden!

  • rinodino

    The way you conservatives are all up in arms over something stupid a comedian said, it would seem like Chris rock is y’all daddy

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      Chris?! is that you?! damn, really enjoyed your performance in…..ummm…..well….there had to have been something you were funny in once. I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

    • http://enria.org/ Bobj

      We’re just mocking his i d i o c y. He speaks for you, l i b t a r d nation.

    • Red Fred

      No, just an employee, elected to govern.

      • rinodino

        Oh I had no idea Rock was elected to govern?but the way he is living rent free in ya’ll brain, I guess he is the governor

        • John (it true me am)

          She was clearly refering to Obama, not Rock. You’re one of those people who take the entire hour to answer a single question on the reading comprehension sections of standardized tests and still get it wrong aren’t you?

          • rinodino

            Yet you fail at reading as well as her… this is clearly is about rock saying something ignorant no doubt , but he mentioned the evil evil word of Obama and you are all up in arms over a comedian saying something goofy ….like I said , RENT FREE, deal with rock being your daddy

          • John (it true me am)

            Heh. You’re confusing mockery and disbelief at shear idiotic audacity with being “up in arms”. By your logic the reaction to Dan Quayle misspelling potato was him getting in liberals’ heads.

            She made a reference specifically about Obama, a correction if you will to Rock. You then replied to her as though she was saying Rock was an elected official. I suppose I could applaud you for your temerity attempting to cover up your clear and blatant screw up, but as I’m not quite that generous I’ll just continue to chuckle to myself at your expense.

          • rinodino

            I know who she was talking about, but my comment was talking strictly about Rock for which she responded to my original comment, then I attempted sarcasm for which flies over your head, which is not surprising , such is life

          • John (it true me am)

            You know, if you had left it at the first line I’d probably give it to you that you just intended a bit of “legitimate” sarcasm. It’s this bit about “but the way he is living rent free in ya’ll brain” that sort of throws that out the window. Her intent was clear in context(if admittedly poor in phrasing as a direct reply to your post and I can only assume she did not intend it as a reply), and yet you somehow allowed that to mean Rock was “in her(implied: commentors here in general) brain”.

            That was a blatant “attack” against her meaning which was clear, not simply an attempt at sarcasm in response to her misplaced(assumably) post.

          • Catchance

            Congrats, r-d, you managed to get in 4 replies without even one ‘lol’.

          • rinodino

            That’s way too low ,I want 8, for the number of years our daddy will be in office 😉

    • CrashFroelich

      To assume someone who objects to Rock’s ignorant, fawning comment is a conservative is to praise conservatives.

      • rinodino

        Trust me anybody who mentions Obama in a positive, conservatives bond and attack together like voltron

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

          And Demonrats were so fair, unpartisan, and evenhanded in their treatment of President George W. Bush.

          Actually, up until the story about the 16 year old kid getting droned, I’d been largely supportive of the drone program. As for positive — wtf else is there positive to say? He approved a mission begun three years earlier by President George W. Bush to kill bin Laden. Yeah, props for that yo, that he didn’t chickensh1t out on it. Other than that — no, we can find nothing remotely good or encouraging to say about him. He’s a failure, a fraud, and a buffoon.

        • http://twitter.com/d_hershberger Doug Hershberger

          Hi, just a friendly Libertarian popping in to say that Chris Rock was brought into this issue by Obama, not the conservatives. Obama is in no way a part of my family unless you speak of the entire human race as family, but he still wouldn’t be my daddy. My paychecks have always been signed by my bosses, one of whom was my dad, yes I worked for my dad’s company. Emphasis on work. He had a business idea and BUILT a company. No President ever signed my paycheck, but plenty have tried to convince me that they deserve to say where it gets spent. Nice try.

    • lainer51

      Now Obummer AND Chris Rock are our daddies?
      LMAO – that is why trolls like you live under bridges… you have NO Daddy.

    • http://twitter.com/BjobeB B. W. Jobe

      I think Chris is a great comedian. In fact, I laughed my a$$ off when I watched him make those stupid comments.

    • Rick Bowser

      For someone who was there to express his support for Obammy, he sure looked like he didn’t want to be there! He looked like he was about to be dragged into court by one of his Baby Mommas’ for more child support!

    • http://twitter.com/d_hershberger Doug Hershberger

      Obama brought Chris Rock into the political discussion, we are just responding.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    I’m just happy to be alive, since BDaddy and his infanticide genocide. It could have been me.

  • lainer51

    Hey Dad, quit stealing my paychecks. I think that is child abuse….

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    I’m sorry @Chris Rock – my Dad (may he rest in peace) served two deployments to Vietnam, served 20 years in the Army, raised a tom girl (much to my Mom’s chagrin), taught me to respect the flag, my country and the military. He taught me that no matter how bad things seem, they will get better. He gave me my middle name, Hope, which Obama and your Daddy apparently, has totally bastardized thank you very much. He wiped my tears, gave me tight hugs and always said “I’m so happy you got to see me”. He taught me to appreciate classic cars, hard work, independence and most of all how to shoot a gun. So, no I’m sorry Obama ain’t my daddy!

    • Lady 12

      Well your Dad did a good job. I wonder if Oblamea does any of that even for his real daughters.
      May your Dad rest in peace.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        Thank you @facebook-100000264710577:disqus so much for the complement. That means a lot.

        • Lady 12

          I just call it like I see it. You do your Dad credit in everything you post on Twitchy.

          • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

            *Smiles sheepishly* – thanks.

  • linzyloo2

    No way Obama is my “dad”. My Dad is COOL! Barry can kick rocks.

  • TocksNedlog

    Ironically, it is all of US that have been punished.

  • http://twitter.com/BjobeB B. W. Jobe

    He is definitely not my dad, he is, however, supposed to be my servant. He is ignorant of his position as an elected official, who’s job is to serve Americans, not run thier country into the ground and act like a dictator.

  • grais

    Not to put too fine/bold a point on this but Chris Rock’s mindset is EXACTLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY.
    I think he’s too stupid to live…here.

  • John Giovanni Bellomo

    Where is the Birth Certificate?

  • Ten31

    It is all becoming clear why so many people are getting checks from Obama now. CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ariadnea

    Chris Rock mistook America for Africa or Middle Easts or Asia. In America and other Western countries, the President or Prime Minister is nothing but a public servant, paid for by tax payers to do a job for them with boundaries and rules. Yet even with his salary and perks, Obama is derelict in his duties and should have been fired long way back.

    • Judy B

      Not just fired, tried for treason.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      With A FIRING SQUAD! ZING!! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Maybe if we had listened to Sandra Fluke, we could avoided this terrible consequence of Obama’s skeet shooting…

  • Brynmor Watkins

    I guess Lena Dunham is feeling a little awkward about this.

  • Mapache

    I think for Chris Rock and others like him Obama is their daddy because he gives them EBT cards, healthcare, Obamaphones, section 8 housing, and everything else he can steal from the taxpayers.

  • stillinthe60s

    Wonder if libs realize Rock just claimed they’re all ba$tards? Dumb!

  • Jason

    I remember a day when we were taught that the GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WORK FOR THE PEOPLE-, not the other way around. I will not give up that position.

  • shadow59

    chris rock can kiss my shiny white hiney..

  • Bill Gordon

    If Chris Rock had a brain he would look like Obama’s driver. That’s IF he had a brain.

  • David Altschul

    I seem to recall another National Socialist President who exhorted the masses to view him as the embodiment of the “Fatherland”.

  • Tygra81

    If Ol’ Barry is my dad then he owes a hell of alot of back allowances and child support, i don’t accept checks, cash only, sir.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.chabot Lucy Chabot

    Hm. Wonder why I stop buying things when I run out of money. Maybe I’m adopted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.clarksetters Linda Clark Setters

    Jeez, hollywood is so full of idiots…I just thank the Lord that we are finding out which ones are against us and which ones are just plain crazy/ignorant

  • LLobaAzul

    Big Daddy Barack. Owner of the plantation.

  • Michael Chambers

    Obama’s not my Daddy. My Dad served his country and didn’t wear Mom jeans.

  • Dennis Laumeyer

    My Dad was a far better man than Obama will ever be!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658355017 Jan Greenhawk

    My father was career Air Force and fought in WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and in the Cold War. In WWII he was shot down behind enemy lines and escaped with help from the French Underground. He was an honorable, brave, good, decent man who served to preserve freedom for Americans. Barrack Obama can’t even come close to being the kind of man my father was. So, Chris Rock, if you want to claim this incompetent, Un-American boob Obama as your daddy, go for it. He can’t hold a candle to MY DADDY.

  • KaimiKalihi

    this from someone who doesn’t know who his dad is! Mr. O is a civil servant who like most, get paid to do absolutely nothing and make citizens lives complicated at best. Tic tock, come on 2016!

  • Johnny Blade

    So if enough of us call Obama ‘daddy’ will he skip town never to be heard from again?

  • MonWed

    hey Chris Rock…shut the hell up and get up on stage and entertain me. Obama is a white devil with black face to fool all you stupid zombies….

  • CatHerder

    Don’t think so. My dad was in the US Navy in WW2, medical discharge after a Japanese sub blew the fleet oiler he was on to hell, breaking his back in the process. Pretty sure he’s not my father in law either, since he got his knee shot out on New Guinea and walked with a cane the rest of his life. Come to think of it, I don’t believe the President is any sort of veteran. And I know for sure my mom never looked like Moochelle, even after six kids. So how about we drop the mom-and-pop BS, sonny.

  • Christopher Huber

    My daddy went to heaven in 2001, My mommy joined him in 2002. He left me in charge. I am sorry you never knew your father that you fantasize about the president. I am sure if you get on your knees,& pray, my Heavenly Father will accept you as one of His own. Then you can talk to your fantasy father to do the same.

  • Infinite_Indeterminism

    George Washington = Father of Nation. President merely CEO.

    • nc

      And a mighty poor one too.

  • Jeff Talbut

    I have a Boss, and I AM a Boss. I have a Dad, and I AM a Dad…in fact I’m OLDER than Obama. Explain again how this works?

  • Skevvy

    Not Daddy, Big Brother! Hey, Dad, can I borrow the helicopter?

  • bigug

    People buy these idiots tickets and give them power to state anything. You bought his tickets, made him a star, now he’s using your money to promote his dad. Go buy some more of his tickets so he can take a private jet across America spewing his nonsense.

  • pinkelephant22

    I’m calling Child Protective Services

  • Floyd Clingenpeel

    https://twitter.com/chrisrock Obviously you failed history U.S. government. Obama is our employee not our dad, god, dictator, although he tries to act like one. My father is dead and buried. He served in WW11 and I served in Viet Nam so numbskulls like you can spout that kind of nonsense.

  • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

    Omg would you conserva-twits get your tighty-whities out of a knot. Rock is a COMEDIAN he made a joke

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      While speaking in an official capacity…but you already knew that, didn’t you?

      • http://twitter.com/sasha_ari Sasha Williams

        Yeah because NO other person in history has EVER told a joke while “speaking in an official capacity”

        • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

          umm, he was invited to speak about gun control, and he didn’t even talk about…y’know…gun control. You are a fucktard.

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    There are no words to describe this level of ignorance.

  • Selma Birch

    So obama is my boss and dad, well to my boss,”Take this job and shove it” and to my dad,”I am over 18 and I don’t have to listen to you anymore’!!!!

  • Gallatin

    obowmao can’t be my dad, not once did I ever refer to my dad as “ass clown” whenever I saw him.

  • yacope

    1. I don’t need another boss. 2. My parents are great and don’t try to insert themselves in every single aspect of my private life so NO I don’t need another pair of parents. 3. A president is elected and paid by The Voter and after elected is SUPPOSED to work for ALL voters not just a chosen few. He is in effect OUR employee and should listen to US not the other way around. And 4. What kind of pathetic adult says stuff like that? Mr Rock, aren’t you grown enough to go on with your life without unwanted input from your parents? ‘Cos as I grown up I haven’t “listened to what my parents say” other than to have a little bit of “other” input in what I’m planning to do with MY life. I haven’t “done” what they TOLD me to do since I turned 19 about 29 years ago…And I don’t plan to behave like some politician’s wayward child any time for the next, at least, 40 years or so.

  • Wally Byers

    Just because Rock and all his contemporaries are unsure of who their fathers really are, doesn’t mean I dont know who mine is..

  • billeeblue

    I really need to thank everyone for the laughs. What else can I say, except ditto a thousand times? 😀

  • JJ McCartney

    This kind of crap is why I tried to get everybody to vote for the Mormon. Instead they removed the second “m”.

  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    I feel sorry for Chris Rock’s REAL father. What a dis!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.bradham.1 Bill Bradham

    He’s BabyDaddy to the country??!!

  • thefosterdad

    Hm. If Barack is my dad, does that mean I get to ask him for the keys to Air Force One (or maybe Marine One) for a hot date tonight?

  • Dave

    Obama is not my dad. He is my (temporary) employee.

  • http://twitter.com/RpmooreRich Rich

    Take your filthy mouth back to your daddy’s house

  • Dpjk76

    what is the most confusing day for Chris Rock? Fathers day!!!!!

  • azjazzlady

    Obama is actually more like that cool uncle who drives a fast car, wears fancy clothes, spends money likes it’s water and has no visible means of income!

  • Highlanderclan

    I believe he’s my daddy.
    I’ve been calling him a MF for years.

  • marcellucci

    It’s sad that most Americans of African descent want a king to rule them….
    Isn’t that who sold their forefathers into slavery?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208422359 Bonita Ledzius

    Chris Rock, There is no way that Obama is my father. For one I’m older, more mature and a U.S. citizen by birth. Second my father was a hard working man who served 35 years in the military and did all he could to keep our country safe and free so morons like you could say stupid things like “Obama is our daddy”. I’m sure my real father and my ancestors who actually made sacrifices to make this country a nation from Jamestown on, would love the chance to school you on who the real fathers of this country are…and it isn’t Barack Hussein Obama. Go back to school and learn some real history instead of your revisionist crap.

  • Dick Beninya

    Obama is a deadbeat

  • George Murrey

    Love the jokes trolls keep ’em coming. BTW, no way nobama can be my daddy, he never visited Greece and met Zeus.

  • Mark S Pierce

    Big Brother becomes Big Father.

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    My dad fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He was awarded a Purple Heart for wounds he received and a Silver Star for “gallantry in action.” Obama was given a Nobel Peace Prize for “being black.” I’ll keep the dad that God gave me, thank you.

    • lainer51

      GREAT POST!!!!!!!!!

  • Frank Smiles

    Anyone peddling the line that Obama is our daddy and boss has gotta be dumb as a box of Rocks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chicorunner Rodney Willis

    obama is not my daddy! my father was a veteran who served this country,willing to give his life if needed.I joined the Navy because of the example my father showed me.obama is not my daddy,my commander in chief or my president.he is a civil servant who is responsible to the citizens of the United States.not the other way around.obama is so full of crap he needs a tanker truck full of metamucil to address all the BS he spews forth.

  • Richard Cole

    If obama is my daddy, he owes me alot of child support! What Idiots some of these so=called entertainers are. I don’t know how they got as far in their lives, as they have gotten. They had better talk to the Dixie Chicks. I don’t think they can even get a gig in a cheap honky tonk bar now.

  • Gary Emenaker

    If obama is our father as much as he has screwed us wouldn’t that make him a child molester? If obama is my dad remind me to hit momma in the mouth

  • Lin Jarvis

    Obama is not our “dad”. He is BIG BROTHER.

  • klaus

    Dear Daddy Obama….. I need money… Please send now! Love,Your Son.

  • klaus

    Dear Daddy Obama… Need Money…Please send NOW!!

  • smb04d

    If Obama is my boss then I want a raise


    My Dad worked for a living. He didn’t screw around with worthless projects like “Community Organizing”.

  • BeeKaaay

    If Obama’s our daddy, and children are a punishment,

    then we are his punishment :)

  • agroulx

    The last thing I want to see is the White House releasing a photo of Obama in a “Number 1 Dad” t-shirt…

  • TFB

    Dear Chris Rock: Fuck you!

  • palintologist

    Umma disagree wit chou, chris. My dad doesn’t call me “comrade.”

  • Carlos Restrepo

    chris…Small PARASITE!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004785969670 Hal Burton

    Hey Chris, Massa appreciates your support. But that cotton don’t pick itself. Get back to work.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    @ChrisRock My dad is WHITE IRISH, Worked for IBM, was a better dad than HE could ever be.. And he had a better sense of humor than 99% Of HIS Cronies and Hangers-on! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • kim

    Sad the Hollywood has to be peopled with such morons. Even sadder that these morons are so full of self love they really think everyone cares what they think

  • DorothyGrissom

    Let them rant. These types of comments from the morons in Hollywood are useful. I’m keeping a list of names. Now I know which movies to never pay to see. #UnintendedConsequences

  • JR48

    Obama can’t be my Daddy as we are of the same age. Unless there is some sort of warp in the space/time continuum or he has access to a flux capacitor. If that’s true, then I’m looking at my mother in a whole new way. That’s going to put quite a twist in the conversation at the next family holiday!

  • aircraftmech

    Looks like Chris Rock and Jaime Foxx are trying out do each other as The Most Ignorant Man in the World

  • porgiefirefighter

    If Obama is my daddy, then I am 1/4 black. Hooray for affirmative action!