What would it take for the fawning Left to have even more blind respect for The Lightbringer? Evidently, “fondling” the first lady during their dance at the inaugural ball:


Just imagine the cries of “ZOMG sexism!!1111!” if it had been Mitt and Ann Romney up on that stage.

The most hilarious part? This has to be the tamest butt-grab ever.

But that didn’t stop admirers of Michelle and Barack Obama from swooning over the kinda-sorta-yeah-not-really-presidential grope.


Because really, isn’t that what love is all about?