What would it take for the fawning Left to have even more blind respect for The Lightbringer? Evidently, “fondling” the first lady during their dance at the inaugural ball:

https://twitter.com/bennett332/status/293541820468719616

Just imagine the cries of “ZOMG sexism!!1111!” if it had been Mitt and Ann Romney up on that stage.

The most hilarious part? This has to be the tamest butt-grab ever.

But that didn’t stop admirers of Michelle and Barack Obama from swooning over the kinda-sorta-yeah-not-really-presidential grope.

https://twitter.com/_incredibleHIM/status/293539313378021376

Because really, isn’t that what love is all about?