The progressive language police have done their best to rewrite our dictionaries. But what if gun-grabbers and nanny-staters got their hands on our Westerns?
Shudder.
Always givers, conservatives offered up some side-splitting ideas for liberal Western remakes. Let’s kick it off with a film from the people who brought you the “Lie of the Year“:
Fake But Accurate Grit #LiberalWesterns
— ©️urtis Interruptus (@CurtInterrupt) January 19, 2013
The Good, The Misunderstood and the Victim of Society's Unrealistic Attractiveness Standards #LiberalWesterns
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013
Shame! #LiberalWesterns
— Lisa Scherr (@BBUMH) January 19, 2013
#LiberalWesterns A Fist Full of Other People's Dollars
— Marie Arf – China lies, don't trust their numbers (@schwingcat) January 19, 2013
#LiberalWesterns Interpretive Dances With Wolves
— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) January 19, 2013
Showdown at the I'm OK, You're OK Corral #LiberalWesterns
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) January 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/pigwithwings/status/292524871404105728
The Outlaw George W. Bush #LiberalWesterns
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) January 19, 2013
http://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/statuses/292639081169571840
#LiberalWesterns Doctor Fluke, Medicine Lobbyist
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013
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https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/292511015525048320
#LiberalWesterns "Stoogecoach"
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) January 19, 2013
Stern But Supportive & Nurturing Conversation at the OK Corral. #LiberalWesterns
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) January 19, 2013
#LiberalWesterns The Magnificent Seven Who Reasoned With A Lawless Gang of Heavily Armed Desperados Because They Didn't Believe In Guns.
— WUHAN!!! I Got You All In Check! (@Pqlyur1) January 19, 2013
#LiberalWesterns Have Smug, Will Travel
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 19, 2013
Grab Gun, Will Babble #LiberalWesterns
— China is lying (@jtLOL) January 19, 2013
Blockbusters, each and every one!
Editor’s note: This post originally included a tweet from @jtLOL with the #LiberalWestern “Fake But Accurate Grit.” The post has been amended to indicate that Twitter user @CurtisGrape was actually the first to come up with that clever #LiberalWestern.
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