On Wednesday night, conservative radio host Dana Loesch drove Musket Morgan into a paper-crumpling hissy fit after they debated the Second Amendment on “Piers Morgan Tonight.”

Silly ol’ Musket obsessively demanded that Loesch and panelist Scottie Hughes tell him if there was a right to individual ownership of tanks under the Second Amendment. Shorter Musket: Tank, tank, tank, tank, crumple, crinkle, waaaahhh.

The discussion left Morgan feeling just sick. Sick!


It wasn’t long before Morgan’s laser-like focus on the pressing tank ownership issue spawned a pair of hashtags: #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank and #ReplaceSongTitleWithTank.


Once again, happy warriors had a blast mocking the ever-mock-worthy Morgan.


And yes, #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank quickly trended.

Tank you for being a friend, Twitter!

  • Josh

    Good job following the most retarded hashtag to ever trend. Twitter has jumped the shark.

    • beebop1952

      And yet? You’re here … Sour Tanks?

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        He has his tank in a wad.

        • beebop1952

          He has a wad?

          • Josh

            I know you are but what am I?

          • Ken Alan Draper

            AHH..the incredibly witty Pee wee herman comeback. (sarc)

    • NachoCheese (D)

      Most retarded hashtag evar?

      No, that would be #forward

      • lainer51

        Now that’s a good one!

      • Canadian in USA


    • therantinggeek

      Jeez. The Liberals must be going crazy over this latest trend, especially if they lost their sense of humor. 😛

      • lainer51

        can’t lose something you never had.

        • Josh

          That might work when explaining your invisible girlfriend, but it’s a little short of the mark here.

      • Josh

        Yeah me, a liberal. Now that’s funny. Admit it. This is the laziest, least creative hashtag to ever trend. There’s not a single thing funny about it and it requires zero effort. In fact, it’s the perfect liberal hashtag in that regard.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Bless your tank!

      • Ken Alan Draper

        he went off half-tanked.

    • lainer51

      thanks… we like it also!

      • Josh

        Easily entertained people like you are also the reason the rubber ball on a paddle in still manufactured.

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      to fit in (you know you want to) you should have said it jumped a tank.

      • Josh

        Or, “Go tank yourself.”

  • Conrad2010


  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    Baby, Tank Me One More Time. Tank In a Bottle.

  • Jack Deth

    Tank Over Troubled Water: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    The Night Tank Drove Ol’ Dixie Down: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    Surfin’ Tank: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    A Simple Desultory Tank: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    Subterranean Homesick Tank: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Tank Roller Coaster

    You Don’t Mess Around With Tank

    Like a Tank Over Troubled Waters

    Who Let the Tank Out? (Boom Boom)

  • beebop1952

    I Got a Pair of Brand New Rollerskates, You got a Brand new TANK.

  • Peyton

    Bahahaha. Those are hilarious.

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    I was posting on this trend, as were most of my co-TGDN friends…(only one made it in this story but many of them had me laughing out loud). The best was when some of my Twitter followers who are on my hockey list started playing…with NO clue as to why they were doing this. They are the ones who argue “assault rifles” with me, argue against the 2nd Amendment, and think I’m a wingnut, but there they were, making fun of Piers Morgan and supporting a Conservative cause without any idea they were doing so. THAT was the best!

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Tank me up before you go-go
    Tank romance
    Fear of the tank
    All I want for Christmas is a tank

  • Emily B

    Can’t Buy Me Tank
    Save the Last Tank for Me
    I’ve Got You Under My Tank
    Tanknam Style
    Tank Of Many Colors
    Tank Me A River

  • Herman LaClair

    “Stop Draggin’ My Tank Around”

  • therantinggeek

    “You Spin Me Round (Like a Tank)” #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank
    “Boom!” (no need to modify that one, that song by P.O.D. speaks for itself.)
    “Benny and the Tanks” #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank
    “Tank Wizard” #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

  • Lord Foggybottom

    De Do Do Do, De Tank Tank Tank
    Tank of the Town
    Tank Scratch Fever
    Baby You Can Drive My Tank
    Six Months In a Leaky Tank

    • Garth Haycock

      Love the Split Enz reference!

  • Jack Deth

    Tank Vibrations: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    The Little Old Tank From Pasadena: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    Tank California: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    Camarillo Tank: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

    We Gotta Get Out Of This Tank: #ReplaceASongTitleWithATank

  • lainer51

    as you do to me, Piers.

  • tsluf273

    I think it’s time we blow this scene,
    Get everybody and their stuff together.
    OK, 3, 2, 1, let’s jam.

    • Jack Deth

      Excellent ‘Cowboy Bebop” reference and superb theme song, Thomas!

      • tsluf273

        I could’ve made a Dominion Tank Police reference, but I figured at least someone would get this. =)

        • Jack Deth

          Don’t be dissin’ Napoleon, Thomas!

  • TundraThunder

    Ric Ocasek could make a comeback with a new group called The Tanks.

  • redc1c4

    minor nit, but i beat out Brad with the James Brown reference. it helps to remember my Twitter feed is set for Tehran time zone.


  • MLCross

    You Light Up My Tank
    What’s New PussyTank?
    Don’t Stop ‘Till Ya Get a Tank
    Seasons In The Tank
    Don’t Go Breakin’ My Tank

  • Kabong30

    We’re not gonna tank it.

    • Canadian in USA

      And the follow up hit, “I Wanna Tank” !

  • http://phillies.com JackD

    In honor of the Drifters:

    Save The Last Tank For Me
    Up on the Tank
    Some Kind of Tank-erful
    Under the Tank
    There Goes my Tank
    Saturday Night in the Tank
    I Count theTanks

  • Cleve

    I Like Big Tanks

  • CherDash

    Saturday In The Tank

  • Cyrena

    Rusty Tank
    Smells Like Tank Spirit
    Under the Tank Downtown
    The Greatest Tank of All

  • Michael Rice

    I like big tanks and I can not like..

  • Kyle Bradelle

    Lord, I wish that I had Jesse’s tank!

    My tank wants to party all the time

    Blue Eyes Crying in the Tank

    Rhapsody in Tank

    Can’t Buy Me Tank
    The Tank on the Hill

    Dude. Too easy. :)

  • Garth Haycock

    Sgt. Pepper’s Tank Club Band
    The Wind Beneath My Tanks
    Tank You For Being A Friend
    Burning Down The Tank
    Blue Suede Tanks
    Bohemian Tank

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Jamie’s got a tank

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Crazy Tank
    Children of the Tank
    Bark at the Tank
    Iron Tank
    Faeries wear Tanks
    Tank after Tank
    Rock n Roll Tank
    Working Class Tank
    War Tanks
    My Tank Doesn’t Hide
    Tank Bloody Tank
    Miracle Tank

  • WingedBishop

    Space Tankin’
    Can’t Get it Out of My Tank
    Invisible Tank
    Rock You Like A Tank
    Once Bitten Tank Shy
    Hungry Like the Tank
    Tank for Nothin’
    Let me Put My Tank Into You
    Tank on the Run
    Tank the Long Way Home
    Tank Snake Boogie
    No More Mr. Nice Tank
    You Ain’t Seen Tank Yet
    Pour Some Tank On Me

    • WingedBishop

      One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Tank

  • Jim Cooper

    Please stop playing into the hands of these worthless people. It is supporting their narrative, like MSM asking Megan McCain for her opinions. Ignore them and maybe they will disappear.

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

    lol the tanks of change, scorpions winds of change

  • Kevin Post

    Give Tanks a Chance ( John and Yoko’s alter ego song)

  • Gary

    Tank for the Memories #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank – but then, I’m older…

  • lainer51

    Burning Tank of Fire

  • Trudy Hill

    Like a Tank Over Troubled Waters…

  • Kleverabevera

    Come on feel the Tank.

  • NixTyranny

    “Send in the Tanks”

    4th verse (Send in the Clowns)

    Don’t you love farce?
    My fault I fear.
    I thought that you’d want what I want.
    Sorry, my dear.
    But where are the tanks?
    Quick, send in the tanks.
    Don’t bother, they’re here.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Piers, despite being english, seems to have little knowlege of the workings of the english language. the second amendment plainly spells out the right of the people to own & bear ARMS. in the english language arms refers to pistols & rifles. tanks are armor, mortors, howitzers, bombs, etc. are artillery. these anti second amandment types make themselves look really idiotic when they try the ad absurdia arguments.
    tank song names
    Tank drivin’ blues
    Ryme of the anciant tanker
    Girl on the tank (del reeves “girl on the billboard)
    rock this tank
    tank of ages
    wango TANKo
    tank me out out to the ballgame
    the tank battle of new orleans (cheated a little on that one)
    Tank race (bicycle race by queen)
    highway tank (highway star by deep purple)
    Alice’s tank (alice’s restaurant)
    black tank road (blackbear road by C.W. McCall)