On Wednesday night, conservative radio host Dana Loesch drove Musket Morgan into a paper-crumpling hissy fit after they debated the Second Amendment on “Piers Morgan Tonight.”
Silly ol’ Musket obsessively demanded that Loesch and panelist Scottie Hughes tell him if there was a right to individual ownership of tanks under the Second Amendment. Shorter Musket: Tank, tank, tank, tank, crumple, crinkle, waaaahhh.
The discussion left Morgan feeling just sick. Sick!
— Piers Morgan Live (@PiersMorganLive) January 17, 2013
It wasn’t long before Morgan’s laser-like focus on the pressing tank ownership issue spawned a pair of hashtags: #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank and #ReplaceSongTitleWithTank.
Once again, happy warriors had a blast mocking the ever-mock-worthy Morgan.
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) January 17, 2013
Tank dirty to me #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— MeSoCorny (@hvukkdalibrl2dy) January 17, 2013
#ReplaceASongTitleWithTank I Just Died In Your Tank Tonight
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) January 17, 2013
Papa's got a brand new tank #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) January 17, 2013
Who Let the Tanks Out? #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— Terry O' (@IrishTea1) January 17, 2013
You've Got Another Tank Coming #ReplaceSongTitleWithTank
— Jimi (@Jimi971) January 17, 2013
Tanks Just Want To Have Fun #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) January 17, 2013
#ReplaceASongTitleWithTank With or Without Tank
— ComfyPaws™ (@ComfyPaws) January 17, 2013
Back That Tank Up. #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) January 17, 2013
I Kissed a Tank (and I liked it) #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank
— Shannon (@lembas_n_coffee) January 17, 2013
#ReplaceASongTitleWithTank Tank It to the Limit
— Carl Strauss (@TheCarlStrauss) January 17, 2013
And yes, #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank quickly trended.
in another case of new vs old media, #ReplaceASongTitleWithTank is trending. beautiful.
— JD (@giuseppejohnson) January 17, 2013
Tank you for being a friend, Twitter!